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[a chimp flipped out and ripped out all the ads]

If Bubbles the Chimp were here today, I like to think he would say “Hey man, YKS is, like, my favorite podcast, dude!” And I just remembered that he is alive, but I guess I meant “here” in the sense of like, being right beside me. Which would frankly be terrifying. I don’t want to be anywhere near a chimp. With all due respect to chimps, of course! They seem to have a lot to offer the world, and it’s certainly difficult to deny their charms, but a safe distance is preferable as far as I’m concerned. Alright now, let’s see, what is this episode about? Says here it’s about computers coming to life and kissing us. Well that will certainly be an interesting tale! Tune in to find out. 

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Mig

444 blaze it!

J

Who's in the house tonight? Lil DB is in the house! I know what that stands for now!

Dank Spilf

playing the chive tv at burger place called emma rose

billy (NEAS Top 0.1%)

I like that the implication of the retractable leash phone mount is that the people who buy those 400 foot wires are in any way concerned about safety.

Michael Pemulis

Twice a year, me and my brother had to smash all the pop cans, at my grandma's house, and then ride with her to the recycling place. We wanted one of those lever can crushers so bad, but were told we had two perfectly good can crushes on our feet. Grandma let us keep half of the recycling money though. RIP recycling center.

Chuck smash

The “let companies rip you off” rant

McZac

Two elderly men enjoying the video they show to euthanasia candidates in Soylent Green “Hey look it’s the PickleKeeper!”

T bird

Hey JF please keep Olive Oyl’s name out of your mouth, you couldn’t even handle her.

Will Dearborn

jf gotta get the generator transfer switch installed with a cheap portable generator...pays for itself with one fridge clean out

Buck Lovely

This is a PSA to remind everyone to keep their articulating butt plugs charged during this time of severe weather.

Ethan Dole

JF, I work in K12 Food service. I oversee 12 schools. You’re welcome to come take a bath in a tilt skillet.

melissa

“we’re in a tailspin as a fucking civilization” db rant incoming ::rubs palms::

Robert Peterson

Chive TV is better than anything except live sports…it’s just like YouTube videos of cute animals. Worst case it’s dorky shit like people shooting a basketball off a roof or whatever - bottom line it is done dirty by the chive name

Melyss

The place I was taken to for my birthday a few years ago was playing the Blackfish documentary about the abuse of Orcas at Seaworld. It kind of put a damper on things

Chloe Terpstra

Uncle JF, if you hate the gesture tap headphones I've got a rec. Treblab X4 both headphones have a manual button to pause/play and manual buttons for volume adjustment.

Daniel Daughhetee

I’m as old as bubbles, that’s sobering. Anyway, Mike what are your dusty old man games that JF was talking about?

Giappi

love to watch Chive at the bowling alley

Dunston Checksin

The only alternative is to annoyingly complain about your consumer experience, just like everything else in this dogshit society

Zac

I worry about you Michael.

m d

So true DB. That's why I have 30 soda streams and make all my websites on wix.com

actionpants

It stands for “little”