A Note of Interest to All Cherished Subscribers (Patreon)

We've been mentioning it for the last couple months on the show, but if you use YKS primarily as a sleep aid, you might have missed it! So before you zonk out again, here's the "lightning facts":

For new subscribers only, Sporange and Squeeze Louise subscription tiers will be increasing by $2 at the start of Farrarch. (They'll also be renamed).

Current subscribers will keep their current subscription cost for as long as they are continually subscribed. Which may well be forever!

Just reiterating the above, if you just sit there and do nothing, your price does not change.

Unfortunately, switching tiers does count as a new subscription. So after March 1, if you downgrade or upgrade you will be charged the new price (ex. $7 or $10, rather than $5 or $8). The same goes for returning subscribers after that date.

Annual discounts still apply -- get a month free! when you pay for a year up front.

Therefore, if you've been considering an upgrade to get video of every YKS Premium and exclusive mailbag episodes, there's never been a better time! You'll get the old 2017 price forever, realize even more savings on the annual plan, and enjoy an enormous archive of new-to-you content.

Your beloved perks have not changed! The base subscription tier ($5 currently, $7 for newcomers in March) will still be ad-free and receive a weekly YKS Premium. The higher tier ($8 currently, $10 for newcomers in March) will, in addition, still get an exclusive monthly episode, merch discounts, and video of every YKS Premium.

We will continue to make the show look and sound as good as possible, pay our employees and guests, and make sure everyone is getting their money's worth. Or die trying!

Anyway, not to blow shit up your ass, but thank you for making the show possible. (Almost) ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and y'alls clit/brown/taint-areas still pOwns our dicks. Thanks,

-- "YKS" "Mgmt"