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Hey everyone I’m the magic frog. You can call me whatever you want for now, because as soon as you turn away, all memory of me will be wiped clean from your simple human mind! Now, to the task at hand – you have a single wish (eh…inflation) that I will grant. Just say the word, and it will be yours! What do you desire? Riches, fame, having a really good phone number that just kind of “flows”? Whatever your heart can conjure, simply say the words, and it will be yours! You want me to get your shoes for you. Ok. It’s gonna take a few seconds. Alright. Here ya go. It’s raining today fyi. Whatever. 

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

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Mig

rip rudy : )

Daniel Jakob

I will not die on this hill, but please change the six pack theme back 😭

pk-sebben

I just finished Gravity’s Toothpick and I had…… *noooo* idea what was going on

Mortiis

Induced constipation is certainly a solution

Temi

This new six pack song is just crazy

Michael Pemulis

Pim Kuipers, Karen Raisin, Suzanne Peppers

Nick J

Listening to this ep fucked up my earpawns, thanks guys

Jamie Hott

I'm happy to hear someone bring up the Force Fridays "Funko Pops are decimated" article. I think about that and when YKS had Yoda guest star on a episode every May The 4th.

Ian

Saw some Longaberger baskets at the thrift store last week and honestly... those are some nice fuckin' baskets, I get it.

Phil Blatter

My pussy prolific, call it Ry Cooter

Horse

I was just talking to my partner about the rubber ball thingy this morning!!! I feel like I don't know how it would be like clean getting it up there exactly like in a way that you wouldn't still need to clean yourself

kmanisland

The riff denied reversal! Good God Almighty Ladies and gentlemen i've never seen anything like it!

John Lisowy

Learning that there's a non-zero chance that Mike might have over 30 pairs of shoes is really redefining my expectations of him

aw

My homie has a certain taste for resplendent home decor.

Brodan

New six pack theme hurt me

McZac

I remember the commercial with Carrot Top telling me to “dial down the center! C-A-L-L-A-T-T, it’s free for you and cheap for them *smirk*”

McZac

Or it was Bob Burnquist, I don’t remember

melissa

Give me the piss soda any day

cw

Did you guys watch the 4/20 awards this year? I gotta know who this year’s spectacalar favorite hottest singer is

Peter Fries

I’m a week late to this one, but enjoyed Dan finally chiming in an hour and thirty six minutes into the episode