What The Fund Poll (Patreon)

Okay everybody you know what time it is. It's time to remember the things you just listened to/about, and tell us which one we gotta buy! Keeping in mind, of course, that one of you may end up with the crap, and it has to fit in a box for some poor schlub to lug to the post office, and also we will be able to take one (1) funny picture with it. And also that it probably will never exist or show up. 

Sidekicks (from Episode 206) This little guy seems super annoying. At least it will be funny when the service goes under and he pronounces himself dead.

Through Loop JacketI don't think I would be able to wear this in public, but man it looks like it would be really comfortable to lounge around in. Plus maybe I get into martial arts and become a huge badass? And start attacking random people in the street? Up to you.

Apple Hardware CalendarImagine looking up from your desk and seeing that, in just 3 days, you'll be celebrating the launch of Corel WordPerfect 3.1 BETA on Mac OS 10.2 Jaguar. This is why Gutenberg did what he did.

Faith Needs KidsReally nasty guys but bible verses doll could be pretty funny to play around with. I wonder if the guy who got the Jon Lovitz doll still has it. I don't think we ever heard back.

Nonstandard McDonalds DocumentarySome of our friends were saying that this guy is actually constantly getting locations and dates wrong on his posts which, if it were a bit, would be very funny. I guess he's just a normal dope though. Which makes me feel really confident in the project! This could be another chance for us to get on IMDB as Production Moron though.