What The Fund?? (Patreon)

You've heard (watched?) them on the show. Now it's time to show...THEM...the -- our -- money. And we will work on that phrasing later.

iSwift RoboArm

Basically a sex toy. No other way to see it. And will probably destroy your walls. Not that kind!

Glacial Shower

Not smart to exclude Alaska buyers from your product before it's even launched... 

Fur Pal

Ok this is not what it actually looks like but do yourself a favor and check out the video these guys put together for it. I don't even think it's stupid, really, to make a humane (?) animal trap and market it with a silly video. But it's just really long haha. 

Duo Cover: Tap into your microwave's potential

I DO hate my fuckin microwave cover...but do I want to become this guy? Hm..

KeyX

Pure dogshit.