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What The Fund!

  • Kublet Mini Monitors 19
  • HushMe Air 34
  • ManMower 75
  • Blowy 299
  • Maple Ignite 23
  • 2022-08-19
  • 450 votes
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Content

Look, I'm gonna give it to ya straight. This is the poll post for the episode you just heard. And what I'm gonna need ya to do is vote for the project you want us to back and review on the show. Now ya do need to keep in mind, if it doesn't get funded, they won't ship it, so take a look at the goal and make an informed decision. Warning: must listen to the show first! Or else!

Kublet Mini Monitors

2022's winner of the Amazon Dash Button Award for "Product I think I can repurpose into something useful but never will, and the deep discounting of which results in a glut of them in my junk drawer." Exciting! 

HushMe Air

I'm still not sure I know what this is. Do you guys know what this one is?

ManMower

This little device is too cute by something like 500%. And I think it would feel like having a baby yank on your chin.

Blowy

Can't be doin this. I know it feels good. But ya can't be doin this man.

Maple Ignite

I actually think this is probably pretty good. Seems a bit strange to do the healthy maple syrup bit. Especially now since it went WOKE.

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Comments

James Browning

Gotta keep your boys cool in the summertime

rosa vertov

I hear it’s really hot in TN, we gotta make sure JF and DB can keep their crotches cool while recording

Mark Topoleski

*didn’t read the description voice* I want the one that sucks on your shit while you drive

Aaron D

It's blowy time baby

Apollorc

The insane Euro Bane mask called "Hush Me Air" is funnier to me than the crotch fan. Their video is 2 minutes long and does not feature anyone wearing one of the things. I need to know how bad it sounds on both ends.

Kai Lindstedt

can you guys make it where we can vote for multiple ones again? i usually like to vote for all of them because they're all great.

Naomi

How could it ever be anything else

splinkerbell

The fact that these 2 dumbasses thought for a second that anything aside from a product called blowy had a snowball's chance in hell of winning this is really good to me

hot_local

the only question is are they getting two blowys or one to share?

MikeN_bbpm

Obviously the Blowy is hilarious, but as someone with a hot, sweaty ass, I'm curious if this mini sybian works.

Jack Maslo

ooohhhhhh get my boys a blowy!!

Chase Cargal

Too bad HushMe probably won't fund. I want JF to go full Sub Zero mode 😤

MP666

I settled on the phone mask because it seemed like Jf genuinely likes and wants it. Plus my votes are usually kinda malevolent so I’m turning over a new leaf

DogThatLooksLikeEminem

I don’t remember how much it cost but get the beard thing too. it’s so practical and you can use it on the damn show!