What The Fund! (Patreon)

Back at it again! We window shopped for some silly stuff on the website we love to hate, and now it's your chance to tell us how to waste some money!

The Miraculous Breakthrough Formula Book LaunchI guess respect is the wrong word, but I am intrigued by this genre of guy...who is so confident in himself that he can not just say, but "publish" the phrase The Miraculous Breakthrough Formula and still just like walk around all normal and stuff. Amazing. I'm ashamed if I ever imply I had an idea even. Which I haven't!

Chair Cuddler

You may remember this from YKS Regular a few weeks ago. I don't disagree with the premise that people get cold while sitting at a desk. But they came up with a pretty funny solution to it. I would give this a whirl for sure. And I would look like Kim Cattrall. 

ALLAY Functional Non-Alcoholic Wine

I bet this is probably indistinguishable from 99% of wine, which means it is "just okay". And there's no feeling quite so comfortable in this day of age as paying 3-5x more than you should for something that is the exact same or worse. So I would be very interested in this. 

The EasyShake

Worth the price of admission for the disgusting cacophony of water-jetted plastic puke cups alone.  

iMAG-E, The customizable animate pixel mug for daily life

Pure disdain for the consumer with this one. Nice!