What The Fund! (Patreon)

Well it's that classic day...What The Fund Voting Day! Take a listen to the episode, head back over here, click a few buttons around, and help us make one of these stupid pieces of crap become reality. We will waste money on whatever you say! As long as its on this list! You will simply have to trust us to waste our other money in ways that would make you proud! 

Farting Shoe

My kid said "You already have enough shoes, DAD!" Not the point! None of mine fart!

Pen Translator

This seems like it might be useful if it works (probably doesn't) and you didn't have any other way to do any of it (probably do). Oh yeah, and it's ugly and stupid. 

Black Bible

Christians...come on y'all. Let's figure something else out.

Weird Guy

Just noticed he ripped this off from Reddit. Lol. No idea what the plan is here but I love it

Crap gameAbsolute garbage. I think we are getting further and further away from the games we are ripping off at this point. Maybe that's a good thing, but I'm not even sure how to play this one. Which is fine, cause I don't wanna!

Junk from the other ep

I actually almost believe this works. I'd rather die of heatstroke than wear it, but I bet you feel like .001% colder for a minute.