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What The Fund!?

  • No BS Pillow 24
  • Ramen Now 136
  • Comlax 42
  • Saferz 4
  • Goops 93
  • Nemonic 47
  • 2023-11-03
  • 346 votes
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Content

No BS Pillow - This sure does look like a crappy pillow, but I'd never wish harm on someone's spinal column unlike some certain podcast hosts. Why did he say "this man's neck goofy af"??? I'm sorry, everyone!

Ramen Now - This kitchen unitasker calls to mind the superficial technological advancement of the cybercapitalist dystopia depicted in the Blade Runner universe. I can almost see the main character, Blade Runner himself, preparing a sustenance meal using this boneheaded implement.

Comlax - I don't even know what this is purported to do. I do know that what it does do, is nothing. But it does flex. Hm...

Saferz - How many plastic bags are we opening in a day, gang? 

Goops - It's funny to think about European people being nostalgic for the 90s. Hey that's our thing! Did you guys even have Nickelodeon?

Nemonic - I think I like this one. And that's okay!

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Comments

OllieMunster

[Biggie Smalls voice] Gimme da Goop!

Cassie

I want them to have to wear the comlax

Con Man

Ramen Now? More like GOOPS Now! Goop me, daddy!

Rob Cottrell

I think the sticky note thing is kind of cool? I get that writing a note is pretty easy but the little machine spitting out paper slips is neat

siberianpine

i just think the nemonics is neat.

Luc Lamarre

Voting for colmax. Talk about a stretch goal!

Marcin Baran

How is Comlax not winning? Just put it on. It's so easy.

Alex f_c

I’m sick of this vote Goops no matter who stuff. #nevergoops . Also, Goops spelled backwards is spoog.

Joseph Kowalczyk

Maybe the comlax would be a good product to place atop your pubic mound