Santa's sack looks... *different* this year... (December NSFW Finished!) (Patreon)

You'd hardly ever felt so tired as right now, exhausted after what felt like a nearly never-ending holiday shift. You couldn't believe that you were called in on Christmas day, and for such a long time at that, but as you drove home you at least thanked the world that you'd be getting some nice overtime pay. Frigid landscapes of houses and row apartments dusted and coated in sparkly white snow lazily drifted past the window of the tram as you rode home, hands tucked into your overcoat. The small cabin lined with seats was empty, most people at home with their family or friends. You hummed, wondering about the conductor. Perhaps they were like you, called in to work over the day. You felt thankful, if it weren't for him it'd be a long walk through the snow to the block you lived in, and while you'd always appreciated the exterior of the complex, you'd prefer to see it without the added exhaustion of an entire hike. Gently, you nestled further back into the fabric lined padding of the chair. These trams were ancient, probably about as old as your parents, you wondered to yourself. And yet here they were, driving on as usual, putzing through the winter freeze. Gently, your thoughts slowed, growing gentler and gentler until your eyes fluttered shut.

When you came to you'd realized yours was the next stop, rising to your feet and grasping one of the supports of the vehicle, your other hand clinging to a small briefcase. Slowly grinding to a halt, you felt gravity shift as the little tram stilled itself, the doors drawing to the side. You walked to the front, nodding in thanks to the driver, who returned the gesture in kind. The snow crunched beneath your feet, the sky now painted with the deep blue hues of evening, the sun having already drooped well enough below the mountains that it gave little light, the moon beginning to peek out opposite to its celestial brother. Immediately you noticed the difference in temperature from your ride, hugging yourself into your jacket as cool air bit at you, wind playfully tickling over your head and rushing past as snowfall rushed past. you supposed you wouldn't have the usual luxury of a quiet stroll to the apartment bloc's entrance, rushing as fast as you safely could while shielding yourself from the flurry of gently stinging flakes with your briefcase. You trudged from the roadway across the wide open yard, flanked on all sides by medium-rise housing. The snow almost formed a sort of fog, things softly drifting into view, first blurry then in sharp definition as you grew closer, the only sign of your home being the twinkling light above the entrance, piercing through the storm.

Before long and with much luck managing to evade any slippery patches in the walkway, you finally made it to the building's door, quickly gripping the cool handle and yanking it open, your shoes clacking against the linoleum floor as you stepped inside to the familiar hum of the lobby. The wind practically blew the door shut behind you, and you took a moment to regain your composure and warmth, snickering a little at the journey you had to do to get here. The surroundings were unremarkable, a typical panel building, you remembered them being constructed some time when you were younger. You could recall how strange and foreign they felt against the ornate decorum of the cityscape's older architecture, having a sort of design language and flair of their own in that contemporary way. You gently gazed down at the pattern in the flooring as you walked along it, the scent of lemon-lavender cleaning supplies thick in the air, not quite sickening, but certainly overpowering. It didn't take long before you'd rounded the corner to the stairwell, ascending and beginning the final leg of the trip back home. You'd appreciated the view your apartment gave you of the city, being situated at the top floor... but at the same time, climbing six or so flights of stairs at the end of your daily commute was always a bit tiring, especially if you'd been lugging groceries in your underarm the whole time.

Nevermind that, you thought to yourself, suddenly wondering about what your roommate must be up to. Catstopher was always quite festive, adoring the holiday for as long as you've known them, the excitement palpable as the season drew near. You always knew to expect them to do something special, there being a Christmas or two in the past you could recall that made you red with shyness. You'd expected this year to be a small bit more low key, after all, the two of you had been busy for the past many months, there was no way in your mind they wouldn't be exhausted after so much work. You nodded to yourself as you started on the final steps to the landing of your floor, deciding the feline would likely be slumped over in their room or on the couch passed out, at most there'd probably be celebratory cake or sweets nearby, maybe even a stuffed stocking beside the stove, but nothing more. Your ear softly flicked as you drew close to the door, softly sniffling and rubbing your face into your sleeve as you reflected on how truly cold it was getting here. Nevermind, you thought, just glad to be home. You grasped the door handle, and that's when the first strange thing struck you. The door was locked today... but you knew you hadn't done that when leaving, and you imagined Cat wouldn't be nervous enough to do so. Humming at the strangeness of it, you set your briefcase down, fishing through the breast-pocket of your coat before drawing out your keys. It took a few tries but before long they were stuffed into the lock, turned to the side, and the door was open.

When you stepped inside you didn't notice much out of the ordinary, your ear gently flicking as you stepped inside, retrieving your keys and letting the door fall shut behind you. As you crept deeper into the apartment you could hear a familiar happy humming, recognizing it as cat's voice. Along with that, you could recognize the gentle crackling of a fireplace, which you found strange, considering the fact the apartment didn't even have one. Furthermore, there was Christmas music gently drifting out, a collection of oldies from long before either of you were born, sung in a gentle Arulje drawl. But deeper, you could hear a stranger sound, like a wet frothy inhale and exhale, deep ragged slobbery squelches drawing inward, before wind softly blew out. Deciding if the kitty was humming that the house was probably in normal condition, you removed your coat, setting it on the rack and stepping out from your shoes. "Cat, I'm back! Merry Christmas, sorry I didn't get to say anything!" You tossed your briefcase under the shoe bench besides the door, clicking your watch off your wrist and slipping it into your pocket as you stepped forward, your sock-cladded feet softly padding along the wooden herringbone pattern of the flooring, continuing as you drew closer to where all the sound was coming from, "Work called me in before you'd gotten up, I guess somebody called out last minute at the power station so they were short a guy and I must've drawn the short stick. But at the very least that should mean the new years party will b-" You cut yourself off as you rounded the corner from the hall into the living room, staring wide-eyed at the sight before you, having your curiosity at the strange frothy noises answered in an instant, yet a million other questions smashed into your head at the same time.

There, besides the modestly sized well-decorated faux tree you and Cat had bought last year, was your roommate. The feline smirked, staring forward at you as they sat atop a big box, creaking and groaning with the stress of holding so much weight atop it. They smiled ear to ear, their bottom lip painted red, the rest of their body hardly clad in anything at all beyond, what you had to admit, was the cutest Santa outfit you'd ever seen. They licked their chops, purring at the sight of you, the TV set playing a VHS of a fireplace in the background, joining the overhead light in casting a gentle glow over the slutty cat whose body sat on full display. You couldn't believe what you were seeing, Catty looking considerably different from what you were used to. For one, you never knew they had such perky soft looking breasts, their tits gently resting over their chest, bells swinging from their oversized pierced nipples, the puffy things looking big enough that the intrusive question of if you could finger them invaded your mind. Before you could ponder it further, your brain found all sorts of other details to gawk over, like your roommate's impressive cock, decorated just as festively as the rest of their body, their piercings almost reminding you of Christmas lights as they glimmered in the light, the kitty's prick tensing and throbbing in hard heavy flexes, bouncing as their loins twitched, the thick juicy veins of their shaft pulsating deliciously as you gazed over the quiet feline, silently letting you devour every detail of their form. And so you looked onward, your eyes helplessly moving out to their thighs, and of course that massive gloriously wobbly rump, perkily bouncing and wobbling as the cat ever so slightly waggled their hips side to side, tentatively teasing you as you gawked.

You'd noticed your friend had a pretty fat ass for a boy, but you never let yourself look for long enough to realize the sheer enormity of it... though you admittedly always wanted a fuller look, gasping at the gorgeous sight. Catty's ass cheeks were like two heaving planets constantly bouncing and smacking against each other, vying for space on his ample hips, that wide waist happy to encourage his fat butt to jiggle and clap, the pervy cat twerking often, shaking and throwing their gigantic mounds side by side , always taking your breath as those boulder like booty cheeks slammed and smacked open and shut around the kitty's tail, sweat splattering off their quaking rump-meat as their balls and cock swung in time with their teasing dance, their ball weights, no doubt massively heavy, ensuring that their nuts would always give a good thud into the box below as the feline swung their hips, their scrotum stretched so excessively that even from the front you could tell it was elongated. Beyond all of this was the centerpiece, a round solid tummy, as if being pressed out and bulged by something massive from within the kitty. You blushed, staring in confusion and surprise at that soft overstretched feline belly... You could hear it groaning and gurgling, watching as their belly roiled and contracted against something large and rounded, every flex eliciting even more purring from Cat, whose cock stiffened as you looked over their body, slumped over from the sheer mass of their own shaft, the shiny tip twitching as their foreskin was forced back, the cat grinning at you as you stood still staring at them, blushing bright red.

"Merry Christmas!" The kitty suddenly spoke, their voice soothing and sultry, yet at the same time excited and bubbly. You had a hard time finding words, taking a moment before managing to squeak out a gentle, "Heya kitty! So... is this what you were up to today, giving presents to your ehm... buds?" Your voice was filled with stammers, the situation taking you entirely off guard, making the feline purr and snicker, giggling softly as they noticed every time they made their ass clap they could make you stammer, making your speech a mess by twerking and shaking that magnificently fat butt of theirs. They shrugged, "Something like that, though I've admittedly spent most my time today preparing for you to get home! You took a bit longer than I expected though, so..." They paused for a moment before suddenly pipping up, your mention of gifts reminding them of something, ears twitching excitedly, their fat wobbly hips swaying side to side with joy as they spoke, "Oh right, your present! I almost forgot!" You interjected, squeaking, "Ah, is it the... the big box you're ehm... smushing?" The cat snickered, shaking their head and purring, smirking as they snapped back, "What? No, it's not this box! Gimme a moment, I'll get it for ya..." They drew into a softer purr, that silence making you notice a constant noise that the shock of the whole sight before you had made you not realize until now. That frothy wet sloppy breathing... it must have been coming from... Catty's butt?

You blushed as a fat rippling noisy fart erupted into the air, the feline giggling as they shamelessly ripped the biggest bassiest blast of hot sloppy air you'd ever heard, slime visibly squirting up from their ass crack as their butthole began noisily to make its presence known. Hot musky gurgling roar after roar tore up from the kitty's turdring, a rich deep odor wafting into the air, the space around the feline quickly growing humid and smelly, the scent familiar to you, one you'd picked up a few times when, by accident, you'd listened in on your roommate noisily breathing from their 'other mouth', the frothy blasts muffled and clogged by what was no doubt a toy... You shook your head though, returning to the present as you gawked, the cat swaying his ass as he loudly farted, careless to just how absurdly gross, juicy, and wet his sloppy butthole sounded, smirking and softly pouting that fat lip at you, gazing into your eyes, "Well come on around back, you don't wanna miss the show do ya~?" The kitty purred, rubbing their belly, making you quickly realize just what you were getting yourself into. When you'd rounded the feline you were met by arguably even better of a sight than their front, the juiciest ass you'd seen in your life bouncing and rippling around what had to be the world's biggest fattest butthole. Your roommate's chocolatey pucker easily dwarfed the size of his own hands, the thing doubtlessly large enough to cover your face... It was simultaneously disgusting and gorgeous, the huge nasty hole flexing and twitching, each pucker revealing more wrinkles, the sloppy fetid smelly ring tensing into a wide frothy beat in pit of a hole, its glossy surface inflated and swollen, so absurdly soft and juicy looking as it blew wet frothy gross kisses at you.

It wasn't just the size of the hole that shocked you, but also how decorated it was, a plethora of 'jewelry' adorning the whorish cat's enormous behind, d-rings even embedded in the soft squishy meat of their huge jiggly bubble-butt, the things glimmering and shining as the kitty swung their heavy overweight ass side to side, beginning to twerk ever more enticingly, hole flaring out as they began purposefully pushing even more, hard rippling farts tearing up from their blowhole, blaring noisy hot wind and nasty musky bowelstench tainted air all over you, the smell intoxicating, joining the sights before you to make your head spin. You just wanted to grab those d-rings and tug on the kitty's ass, to pump that butthole and wear them out even worse, your need to abuse and wear out that deliciously fetid chocolate donut before you all encompassing, grabbing and pulling at you as that turdhole flexed and farted up rank air, obnoxiously begging for attention as that stinky asshole tensed and loosened, cutting off airflow occasionally as it'd pucker up before loosening and flaring out into a wide puffy pair of lips, only to clamp back up again. Before you could reach out, though, your suspicions were confirmed with a hearty rough push, the kitty grunting, face reddening as they moaned outward, wet muffled groaning roiling filling the air as the whore pushed. Catstopher's belly gurgled, rumbling angrily as they wiggled their butt, pushing it just mere inches away from your sight as they pressed, hard rough pushing occasionally broken up by breathy gasps and slutty moans, the feline panting for breath for a moment before returning to shitting out whatever massive thing was tucked in their smelly worn out shitsplitter, though at present it looked so massive and well loved that you'd be surprised if it could even give a log a good squeeze.

Before you could think further you watched as the skin around the kitty's buttcunt bulged out, their asshole beginning to rise outward from their body, thick leathery shitter-doors beginning to be softly pressed apart, bulging and swelling outward as the area surrounding their ass better resembled a mound than a hole, distending in the most amazing sight you'd ever seen, that wet hole loudly farting hot wet squeaking crackles of air as whatever was on the other side of all that rough beat up pussymeat grew closer and closer to being passed. Finally you got a proper look at what laid within, eyes going even wider and face growing bright red as with a disgustingly wet frothy squelch Cat's shitlog laying poopchute was pried apart, gaping in a juicy fat oval around the unmistakable wrapping of a gift. All that teasing wasn't a joke, the buttslut really had managed to shove what appeared to be an absolutely massive present up their crapper! You could hardly understand how Cat's asshole was even half as capable as it was being shown to be now, the feline occasionally taking glances back at you, giggling and purring at your reaction, his lips pursing outward in a soft coo as the enormous object stilled itself in the buttwhore's rectum, their fat oversized bag of an asshole twitching and mushing outward repeatedly as the kitty very clearly had to fight to not suck the enormous thing back up their shitsnot firing poop cannon, their giant fetid butthole letting off those familiar raunchy clogged farts you'd remembered hearing all that time ago, growling and rippling as that meaty wrinkly beat up pair of lips rippled and pulsated in a wide gape. "Hnnngh... I knew it'd take a bit of work, I thought you'd be... hmmnhhhnyah... hhhghnn... I thought you'd be home six hours ago, so... hmmnhff... so... hhh..." His butthole flexed inward for a moment, puckering in a wide delicious chocolatey ring of filthy shittermeat over the top of the box, that asspussy pulled so thin by the massive object within being shoved against it by the feline's shockingly powerful rectal muscles that the feline's buttcunt looked flattened.

After a few seconds of breathing the kitty suddenly clamped their eyes shut, bearing down hard, a long low crackling thunder of a fart rippling out from their hole and into your face as you watched the shape of the box beginning to lurch back inward, Cat seeming like they'd lose the fight with the object before, to your shock and pleasure, that shitter belched back open, the suction formed by the kitty's baggy sloppy cuntlips flexing shut being broken with a tremendous noisy wet plop followed by a heaving slime-shart, mucous spewing juicily from their hole as they spoke up again, purring, moaning, and panting, "So this thing has hhnh... gotten pretty deep in my turd-tunnels... Hoohmhhfuck, that's pretty big... Hhhnhrrhf..." They moaned as they leaned forward a little, shaking their fat ass side to side, letting you watch as those juicy slobbery wet globes bounced and wobbled wetly around the cat's slimy poophole, ripples rolling through their juicy overweight haunches as they bounced and twerked in front of you while continuing to literally crap out your present. You gasped in pleasure, watching the moaning kitty shiver and press, that meaty oversized truck tire of a filthpit wetly flexing outward, flaring as repeatedly Cat forced himself to moan in pleasure, shivering as repeatedly the present slid inward and was shat outward, ramming and pounding at that slack yet tensed up crapper from the inside, as though the whorish feline was impacted by the present, unable to push the heaving thing out... but of course, before long, that weak absurdly abused cock-garage of a turdring fluttered outward, a giant booming fart rippling free from the kitty's wobbly wet windsock of a shitter as those lips peeled back, fluttering in wet meaty squelching plaps around the present as it was tugged further and further before finally enough of that hole managed to flare outward for the bottom of the gift to be shat out, a hard long series of obnoxiously loud farts roaring out from that stinkhole and directly over you, the air in the room dense and hazy now, thick with the nasty scent of feline poop-tunnels, Catty looking out in pleasure, totally zoned out from how absurdly stretched their shitter now was.

Those huge nuts tensed and jumped up against the weight of the kitty's ball stretcher, the weight occasionally jolted upward as you watched the feline's loose hole wetly poop hot sloppy mucus and air out before clamping into the closest approximation of 'shut' you imagined that bitchslot could manage, the tremendously obliterated pussy even then not managing to keep quiet, suction repeatedly wetly breaking in noisy gurgly gross slurps as shitsnot and gutstench ruined air were repeatedly burped out by that fat loose hole, mushing outward and flexing inward repeatedly as Cat caught his breath, purring and mewling in needy pleasure as they pissed precum all over the floor, their dick so long it didn't even hang over the box, repeatedly thudding against the edge of it as it bounced and throbbed. They kept swearing under their breath, butthole no doubt stinging and aching after being spread so wide, the present looking easily as wide as a dinner-plate, the box damp with pussy-mucus, the full stench of the thing becoming apparent, reeking of the smelly kitty's sloppy wet loose bowels, steam drifting off the box as it met the cool air, mucus dripping off the damp yet shockingly still sturdy wrapping paper. "Ohhmnhhffhhohhh- h- holy fffuck... Mhh... My shitter hhahh... holy fuck... I'm wrecked..." The Cat purred, suddenly waggling their hips again, big balls bouncing and wetly slapping their legs as they finally drew one more breath in before holding it in, seemingly only breathing out their asshole as another series of tremendous farts rippled up from that fetid sloppy hole as it flared out around the box, the present twisting and turning as the beat up package slowly began to draw outward, the kitty noisily bearing down, pushing like they were giving birth from that monstrously huge log shitting fart-cannon.

Ever-more obnoxious loud rippling blasts filled out the air, the surface of Cat's butthole and the poor discolored skin surrounding their wrinkly mushy asshole flaring out and bulging around the present as bit by bit slowly slid out, every little bit of present needing such an absurd amount of pushing put into it. You blushed, the skin on the kitty's hole so rough and thick that their turdchute looked leathery and dense, easily swollen enough that you could grip it in your hand like an enormous squishy gross valve. You couldn't believe how disgusting your roommate's hole was, the thing so worn and ruined that it simply clung around the box like loose drapes, barely resembling a butthole, only mildly comparable to a pussy, especially as it loudly and wetly queefed around the present the feline continued to shit up, pushing and grunting needily as they kept straining to poop up your gift. "Damn... hrrngh, a... aaaalmost out, just a... just... hmnhhgh... Another second..." The feline purred out, moaning as he kept pushing and flexing. The thing was absolutely gorgeous, yourself unable to help it as you leaned forward and bit softly on the kitty's fetid poorly washed poophole. The cat groaned out in pleasure, leaning and mushing their ass against you, that big wet sloppy hole feeling exactly how you expected, the heaving wrinkly taut meat squishy yet dense, every lick giving a texture closer to beat up well-worn leather than you'd expect from an anus... and that flavor... The cat's hole was absolutely ripe, tasting delectably nasty, all combined with his scent making the slut addictive and intoxicating. You kept chewing and sucking along that gigantic gross wet tire of a turdslit as your slutty blown out roommate bore down, groaning and mewling in pleasure as you serviced them, the constant shitty slobbery nasty farts ensuring you'd always have somewhere to suck ass snot off from, obsessively worshipping the feline until, just barely pulling yourself from your haze, you noticed the skin surrounding the whore-cat's log squeezer beginning to sag back down, realizing the present was about to finally be passed.

Hesitantly you pulled back from the deliciously gross surface of the feline's stinkpit, watching with pleasure as the cat raised up their gigantic bubble butt, your cheeks glowing bright red. Who knew what must've been the fattest ass in town was also home to the biggest nastiest most broken shithole? You shook the thought from your mind as you watched the cat groan with pleasure, shuddering constantly as, finally, the heaving gift dropped heavily from their buttcunt, thudding against the box and mushing against their fat ballsack, resting safely against their meaty calf as the kitty purred and mewled. What you were met with was immediately the most gorgeously ruined sight you'd ever seen... All that butthole abuse had culminated in the most frothy ruined gape you'd ever laid your eyes on, the feline's overly pierced shitcunt fluttering wetly, but never managing to close, a trickle of sloppy nasty clogged up ass-mucus beginning to pour in a waterfall out from the base of the feline's flooded turd-tunnels, no doubt so filled with mucus due to the blockage that your present was for the entire day... You gasped out, the feline purring as they looked over to you again, their shitter sounding like a hollow disgusting tube, juicy gurgly literal burps being shat into the open air as mucus swung and drooled out from their saggy over-loved crapper, that smogpipe wetly swaying side to side as it sagged distended from the feline's ass cheeks, the kitty ever so softly twerking as they giggled back at you, still panting lightly from how much effort and focus they had to put into pooping up such an enormous object. "Ta-Dah! I hope ya' don't mind it bein' all crushed up..." The feline snickered, the box most certainly having seen better days, the whole thing battered by the feline's bassy broken hallway of an asspit, coated and dripping ass-snot, mucus drooling in copious amounts from your present, steam drifting off the thing.

It absolutely stunk of the cat's fetid shitpit, his buttpussy's hot noxious sloppy fumes farting loosely into the air, the whole smell overpowering and intense, making you blush at the cat, who giggled and licked their chops. "Merry Christmas ya fuckin' pervert!" The feline cheered, giggling as you stared, finally unable to help yourself again as, without a second thought, you dove into that fetid cup of an asshole, drinking their sloppy shitter's buttsnot straight from the source in long wet nasty slurps, your tongue flopping out from your mouth and licking over those ruined anal walls, their rectum meat much softer than their dense leathery asspussy's skin, feeling more gentle than silk, the surface fluttering and tensing, yet easy to poke and prod apart with just your wet fleshy tongue as you kissed and worshipped that disgusting logpit, breathing in the fumes of the kitty's unwashed shitter as it farted wet hot roiling bursts of air around you, yourself serving well to clog up Cat's crapper. You moaned, eyes bleary and half-shut as you drank up the kitty's nasty sloppy ass-juices, deciding this was much better than eggnog... Taking another fat gulp you moaned, realizing the kitty probably would happily buttchug some of that... Catstopher couldn't stop groaning, mewling and purring as they rode your face, immediately feeding into your excited horny stupor by slapping their hands down on those fat wobbly globes around you, slapping those cheeks around your head, the feline's gigantic slutty cakes engulfing your head, unwashed turdhole hugging well up your face, that buttpussy's sloppy leathery meat riding almost all the way up your mouth, already engulfing your whole chin as you continued to greedily devour the feline's fetid slop pit, just making the kitty moan and groan all the more, twerking directly onto your face as he purred, shivering in pleasure as he growled,

"Mmnh... if I knew you liked poorly washed shitter this... mmmnyah... this much, I'd have shit up gifts f... fhmnhh... for you way sooner... Hope you don't have work tomorrow, we're... mhnhh... playing with my turdhole all nmnhh... night..." His words were muffled by his fat overly-padded ass, but you could make out everything important, sighing happily to yourself... this was the best Christmas an overworked person could ever ask for...

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I'm absolutely jazzed to finally have this piece finished, it was honestly a LOT of effort to do, but I'm glad I saw it through, and in a pretty timely manner too! I wanted to work hard since I lost a week of work this month, and I think I did that nicely! I feel really happy with how the shading managed to come out, same with the coloring work -- hopefully y'all enjoy the piece too~! I'm gonna be taking it easy now, might do some commission work after Christmas, but I have a few personal smaller pieces to finish before then... so while work may not be quite over, it should be going at a much more comfortable rate! Thanks to all of you for continuing to support me and to be patient in waiting for updates! I should be publishing a WIP for a Christmas card very soon~!

Here is possibly one of the BEST covers of a Christmas song ever dhsfghsdfh

Cheers~!