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LINT ROLLING YOU (Erotic Audio Role-play 18+) (Patreon)

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2021-07-27 23:00:06
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Doesn't sound very sexy, but trust me, it'll get your pyjamas off... 👘😉

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CockKiller

so it was not a joke

Lucy B

Ooooh soooo gooood 💦

Neekainscrubs

I love your laugh! Everything starts so innocent and then… 💦💦😏

Kris

not me getting turned on by the prospect of a man cleaning 🤦‍♀️ also your new set up is picking up growls a lot better you'll have to do something primal with that 😈

Deanna Tyson

Who knew that playing with a lint roller could be so naughty Bestie🤣. Will never look at them the same way again. And yes so there could be no more embarrassing stories, I was listening in “my happy place”. Thank you very much. 🤣🙈😆

Ann
>>64588740

I also love it when he ‘chuckles’. It is adorable. 🥰

Ann

Dear Mr Tower Jammies are really overrated and confining but you made a compelling argument for them with a lint roller. I will have to rethink my position on sleeping sans jammies and will not be able to look at a lint roller without thinking if you (not a bad thing 😉. Very thought provoking 😏. As per usual, great job and the new equipment is stellar. I appreciate your creativity 🤗 A

Sarah Ruth

This was hilariously random and sexy 😂 As a pastry chef, I have to roll off every morning before going into the kitchen…and damn I think you just made every morning a little better 😏😂😂

toweraudios
>>64588803

🧊=🔥Haha! There is no cooler place to get hot with you, Dee. But you gotta venture out occasionally huh, because our sitcom will need a new episode… 😁xx

toweraudios
>>64589218

It might have a little too much girth, Jenn. And yeah I’m only partially saying that out of jealousy… 😂😘xx

S0ft3stRaz0r

Your OCD? Well, one more facet about you to appreciate. What a jewel you are. You're right I could really use some 'de-pilling' here. Some fantastic breath work in this one, the muttering is actually really stimulating. In all your audios I think I enjoying hearing you say "that's better" best. I'm more than happy to accommodate one more good roll around for you. You can spank me harder if you like. I really like the lower-end sound that the new gear brings out. Your growl is getting much more pronounced, kinda primal... very intoxicating. What a wonderful present to greet me after a long day at work. Well done you! Thanks for another early evening O. ~be well~

toweraudios
>>64589751

Don’t rethink on Jammies, A! I’m agreed. Unless it’s freezing, I’m usually t-shirt or nothing. 😁 But they’re definitely good fun for lint rolling. 😂xx

toweraudios
>>64589770

You just gained my profound respect. I love to cook but pastries 🥮 are the trickiest thing on the planet. 🙇🏻‍♂️ 👩🏻‍🍳 Kudos!

toweraudios
>>64590612

Thanks SR! I’m so glad to hear the audio is getting lower and crisper and it’s not just in my imagination (or fancy headphones) 😅! And yeah? Maybe I shoulda used the lint roller on your ass! 😂 😉😍😘 xx

IndyJane

This was so much fun! I’m always so impressed how naturally you include descriptions of the setting and position (couch, on the floor, reverse cowgirl, etc) as part of the conversation. And, yeah, this was fucking hot. But it also makes me wonder if you just go about your daily life, listening to sounds, and thinking “How can I turn this sound into seven minutes of foreplay?” I’m not complaining- I just fully expect you to one day upload a sexy audio titled “Cutting Up Expired Credit Cards”.

Raisin Girl

This was really cute and fun 😜 Loved the sexy spanking, I don’t recall that being part of your other audios, although I admit I haven’t heard everything yet. But this would be sooo hot to explore further in another story… maybe? 🥺 Not the discipline kind to be clear. Though that can be hot too under the right hand, ehm, I mean circumstances! 😳🤭🤫

toweraudios
>>64591963

😂🤣😂😆 Has it been done already?!?!? But seriously, you just gave me an idea. I’ll take you shopping and buy you a new outfit if you let me cut and rip you out of your clothes. This is so happening. Thankyou. 😘

toweraudios
>>64592499

Yeah, I haven’t done any spanks for a while! I think the last time I did it started a conversation about recording sound effects spanking hams in the supermarket. 😂But yes, these were a bit on the soft side… might need to wind them up a little more… 😏😉xx

FluffyReads

Oh my gods Matt 😳 what and end to a (very horny) day! Thank you! 🤭 You are freaking fantastic! Argh that Voice!... argh!... Okay, I am done gushing 🤭Godnat 😘

baby maya x

Holy hell - that was perfection. Fantastic job, as always 💋

D

My OCD as I reach into my junk drawer...😂...was that the Obviously Can't Dismiss any opportunity to get my hands on you form? 😜 If you can bring that behind you sound close enough for a whisper I'm done for.

Sara White

Nice new audio equipment

Soph

It’s the fact I have a lint roller sitting on my chest of drawers while “listening” 😉 to this…never going to be able to look at those bastards the same ever again 😂🥵💦🤯

Tara Davenport

Ah well…looks like I have a lint rolling kink now. Lemme just go add this to the very long, long list 📝📝📝

darbyofshire

Me, cornering my future significant other with a lint roller in hand: “Look, hear me out…”

Pisces Queen

Hey ya'll! So I saw the notification earlier this evening while doing Laundry🧺 and chuckled abit. After taking a shower 🧼listening to this audio with the new crystal clear sound effects, I was amazed and turned on!! I absolutely loath lint on clothing (it's a pet peeve of mine ...drives me nuts) but after hearing the BOSS MT....my God man...lint rollers😳😂???? Oh of all the things in the world that is a huge turn off for me became a hot wet dream but in reality while awake...breath taken away!!!🤣🤣🤣 Here's one for you: being so horny and your in a cellar with a love interest and you just go at it on top of old dusty books! Lol 😆 🤣 😂  *Good times*  Basically you can create an audio on anything now...Window Curtains, Macaroni, shoes, garden tools, kites, binders, paper towel, a vase, etc. If you have the word...then Matt has the imagination to create it! This was HOT 🔥  COMEDY ASMR GOLD🥇!!!

toweraudios
>>64601157

Yes PQ! The time my grandfather died… Helping me clear out his attic… Dusty books… 😏Let’s see where that one goes… 💙🐟👑xx

Venusinaphrodite_

Matthew dare I say... You're getting naughtier aren't you you sly fox lol

Clare

Matthew,omg! I can't believe a lint roller could turn out to be so damn sexy lol 🥵🥵you never fail to give me an 💧💧your just phenomenal! ❤️🖤

Denee Leery

We’re such horndogs. No truer statement 😂😂😂

Niamh

Should I be listening to this before work? No. Could I resist the charms of the lint roller? Also no 😂 Your laugh is seriously adorable, you have me laughing along with you every time 💙

toweraudios
>>64609223

That’s the way we roll, Niamh 😁 Like lint babeee. *Insert: my dumb chuckle. 😅💙xx

Genade

Pet hair is my endless bane. The new equipment makes you sound so present.

toweraudios
>>64661585

Oh god yes. Who was it that said glitter is the herpes of craft supplies? Pet hair too. And yes! I’m right in your ear. Must be time for Mindf**k Part 3. 😅

Josie

Never have I ever thought that lint rolling could be so intimate. Thank you again for doing what you do and for making my tough days better ❤️ Am loving the new sound equipment by the way!!

toweraudios
>>64670327

Hey LM! You’re so welcome and thanks for the support. It means my days are soooo much more better than they would otherwise be too! 💙🍜xx

Grace Kregel

I swear, the first part had me so relaxed that I almost fell back asleep. I bet if you make a sleep aid audio with whispering nothings like that we'd all konk out like logs by the end 🤣👍

Ann
>>64687482

Agree! Try the relaxing you audio but stop at shoe removal if you aren’t interested in more. Also the lucid dreamer audio is calm all the way through. Towards the end it is more but I actually sleep through it most times. Of course the positive affirmation loop and snuggle audios are great too. I use them all. Although really it is about time for another 😴 audio.

Raisin Girl

I love the Relaxing audio, both versions 🥰 And if you haven’t listened to it yet, give a try to Bedtime Story or Words of Affirmation. The first is a reading from a book and his delivery as usual is just hypnotizing. The second is beautiful and emotional and heartfelt. It made me cry happy tears. 💙💙💙

toweraudios
>>64701154

Oh my, thanks RG! I’m gonna be sneaking some more words of affirmation into a sexy audio next month! But also more pure ASMR coming! XX

Rose Red

Jesus, Matthew... My psyche wasn't prepared for this one 🥵🥵🥵🤯🤯🤯😵😵😵☺☺☺😆😆😆 *addslintrollertokinkslist* One of my new favorites🥰🥰🥰 P.S. That bit of spanking you did there... maybe a future audio can focus a lil more on that... just a thought *biteslip* 🙃😉😘

LJ

I don't think it was the lint roller that turned me on, Mr Tower. Anything in your hands becomes a kinky sex toy. You are like King Midas, but a lot more fun. 😏😘 I am not gonna say that I spanked myself during that section of audio. But I am not going to deny it, either. And for the record, I would be more then fine with more then two. In fact, you just use my ass to work out all that frustration over being teased for too long, deal? Although, that may lead to even more teasing. 🤷🏻‍♀️ What can I say? The heart wants what it wants. Seriously though, this whole thing was just toe curlingly good. I felt it from my head to my toes. I think even my hair is tingling. 🥵😍😚🤗🥴🤯☠️

toweraudios
>>64782111

Thanks for volunteering, LJ. 😂Next month I will certainly do an audio with a bit more comprehensive hand to bottom exercise. In the meantime, please accept this wrestling audio as a substitute for all the teasing... 💙😘xx

FFSWhatudoin2me (K)

My eyes are so tired from watching Olympics up to 5am this morning. Team GB is doing SO well in the swimming etc. And I’ve been enjoying so many events. Skateboarding making its debut (SIICK ⚡️)…. And we did great in BMX, oh yeah!! OMDays, loved the Rugby 7 Women’s group match: Team GB v “The Black Ferns”. SOO GOOD. The two halves contrast, I was like - well, this is what I expected from NZ. But shame GB couldn’t manage out a win in final minute. After that I had a feeling they’d go on to win. Fiji gave them a good fight though. And I see in the Men’s Fiji triumphed over you guys. 😏 What a lovely story @ Kiwi women's eight becoming the first female New Zealand crew to win an Olympic medal in an eight, with their male coxswain Caleb Shepherd. 👏🏾 ✨✨✨✨✨✨ Anyhoo… so yeah… started off listening to this on my side… with my eyes closed. Feeling so relaxed… cleaning lint off is an involved but rewarding task isn’t it…? IKR…those stubborn lil buggers that want to hang on… 😏 Here I was thinking I might end up falling asleep… and by the end I’m wide awake… a 💦 pool of need… chuckling like Whoopi Goldberg hyena in Lion King. 😀 Gonna start a new comment now - so look for it. 😘

FFSWhatudoin2me (K)

Round 2 Your “Oh G**” ALWAYS hits me… right there…👂🔥 The whispering… sending soft waves over me… a smile popping up on my face ever so often… #adorbs… I ADORE the feel of soft cotton… I have a duvet cover from when I had a single bed years ago when I used to rent, that I snuggle and smell… my comforter. 🙃 The audio interweaving delightfully 👂❤️ Every time you chuckle… smile that pops up on my face… My sigh when you offer to touch them… That vision of them framed 😍… reminds me of how sexy “less is more” is… 🔥 Picturing them covered so you only see the inner sides of those luscious mounds… before the sides of the top slide away to reveal more… pulling against the peaks as they go… 😍 Your eager breathiness… 👂🔥💦 My “OMG” when you say to put it in your mouth… the way I arch my back… and my toes dig into the bed… my sighs… the electric shock that shoots down to my clit… G**… this is my one of my faves… my moans, as I serve them to you as a sacred offering… The way I bite my lip… then run my tongue across my top teeth… as you saunter down to where we both want you… My “OMG” each time you tell me to open… wider… 😍🔥 The number of times I say “Mmmnn…” 🙄🔥🤤 This has so many of the sequences / details / little things I love… middle finger… breath… slit… V shape (FUCK) ➡️ don’t know if you’ve seen my comment under NATURE LOVERS. ❤️ The interweaving of the audio… ❤️ The way we both chuckled @ lubrication… 😏 I only heard what you said second time @ pirate’s plank. FUUUUCK.. 🙄🔥🤤🥵💦 First you give me one of my faves @ chair fucking… now floor… you spoil me… ❤️🔥 The audio change… ❤️🔥 Okay… next time I want you to spank me harder… 😏… I want the sharp ache to make my womb clench and my pussy drip… ⚡️🔥💦 15:21 - 16:33 UGH… that visual is so FH… And G** you know what your moaning does to me… OMG… on the verge of cumming again… Yup… had to pause… *** TIME OUT *** And breathe… SLOWLY… 😏 Turning onto my stomach… my imagination taking me to the gyrating of my hips over the silky steel of him… and your strong thighs… holding onto your calves… my back arching… my tits brushing your lower thighs… even inching onto your knees, the friction making the nipples peak… then… as I twerk my arse up into the air… I feel him release and jerk upwards… so perfectly that as I pop back down, he kisses the inviting V of my lips… perfect to pop right in… FUUUUCK… So… timeout over… rewind to 15:21… and this time I can’t stop the waterfall… my eyes, pools of liquid molten fire… 🔥💦🔥💦 If you look into them right now you’d be able to see your need reflected back… 🔥🔥 GAH… FOREPLAY is so FH… 🔥🔥 Reminds me that I’d like to try an in depth Tantric experience one day. OMG… your “yeah please” … 🔥 OMG that feeling RIGHT THERE… UGH… The way I’m swirling on him in a figure 8… 😍 OMG… the way I switch to squat over you and ride… 😍 uhuh, that visual is SO FH 🔥… Every question you ask is answered with “Yes… please…” OMG… OMG… OMG… OMG… OmG… oMg… repeat sequence about x3 times… ❤️🔥 The audio intensity… ❤️🔥 G** imagining that pipeline… 😍 wanna trail my finger up it… My left arm on the edge of the sofa, behind your back, so I’m at a side angle… as I pump down on you… the feeling smooth and tight… as you feed me… driving upwards like a piston… Say what… Poke-woman… 😀 Second time round… #DRENCHED… No need for squats exercise tonight… 😉💪 OMG… Wait… Fuck…. Wave… intensifying… an aftershock… OMG… You lean down to frame my open mouth… breathing erratic… just hovering… drinking me in, as I ride it… then you kiss your way to circle my nipple… not touching it… a hand simultaneously running circles just above my mound… Then as you you feel me tense…. you take my nipple in your mouth, as you slide your middle finger down to find that hard nub… to treat it to the fast circles you know will bring me crashing down. Okay… coming back down to Earth… slowly… your head laying on my heaving chest. When a simple object sends me on a journey to oblivion. Why I love your mind. ❤️ BBB ❤️

toweraudios
>>64839907

Oh my god BBB! You just took me on such a deliciously sensual ride then. 🥵I’m gonna have to take a time out myself and read it back again!

The Vocal Vixen

Took me a minute to get around to this one. He can’t have made lint rolling THAT sexy, surely, I thought. I have never been so happy to have been proven wrong 😳😳😳 You are an actual magician!

toweraudios
>>64925699

Haha - thanks VV! 🥰I really appreciate the testimonial! Anyone else skeptical??? 😝xx

Titania

Huge grin here as I get ready to drift off. The first few minutes I'm chuckling to myself and asking, "Are we really doing this?" 😅 (clicky-clacky lint roller not really my thing) But... it goes on, it develops, and I realize, "Hell yeah, we're doing this!" You got it to come together, literally, and I am laughing and grinning, and going to bed in a very good mood. Well done. 💙💚💛

toweraudios
>>66781869

Hey 💙💚💛Titania!! Yes we are doing this! 😉 Thanks for the note - I’m grinning now too…😁💜xx

toweraudios

Heey - thank-you so much for taking the time to comment or read the discussions on this post. Although I can’t reply to new comments here now, I’ll still be returning to read and 💜 them from time-to-time, so even if you feel a bit late to the party please say hi! Much love, 🧔🏻💐Matthew