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ROBIN HOOD (Erotic Audio Role-play 18+) (Patreon)

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Hey - 

I hope you enjoy this latest modernised fable retelling! 

Just be warned though - it's no Disney remake. 😅 

While it has my usual playfulness and implied consent, I'm aware it could be triggering for anyone who has really experienced a home invasion, attack or coercion, so please listen with caution 🥺🙏 

It's very much a story-based role-play for if you'd enjoy the fantasy of a stranger tying you up and giving you some... not so gentle persuasion...  

Spanks,

Matthew's shadow

💜😈


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aleigh -`♡´-

it’s genuinely concerning how weak at the knees i’d be if some rugged stranger was detailing his plan to overthrow the predatory/exploitative institutions that uphold capitalism

Maeghan Sullivan

I'm new to your Patreon, but am loving. No way I could pick a fav so far, but this is certainly up there. Closest to cnc that can be published, I'm sure. but it's delicious.

Lele

😳 I've been absent for a while and this is what I come back to? Holy jeezuz 🥵 I realize how much I've missed listening to you, Matthew 😍😊

Niamh

Sexy Robin Hood? No way, you couldn’t possibly make Robin Hood sexy. Well I’ll be damned I think I have a thing for men in tights now 😉😂 I love when you get all growly and possessive, was pleasantly surprised with how much I enjoyed this one!

Dawn

This one was fun and sexy! It's interesting how the sweetness and whispers do it for me, but then on the opposite side of the spectrum, naughty, naughty boy 😎 is totally a turn on too! I love how your audios are all over the place! I don't think anyone has just one kind of fantasy.🤓🤠🧚‍♂️🦹‍♂️🧝‍♂️🛀 Thank you Matt for being versatile, lolz

Jennifer

Aw. I’m just getting ready to play my Friday game of Blades in the Dark, so I’ll have to wait…. But ROBIN HOOD! My first love. I read a book when I was a kid and never looked back. (We don’t talk about Kevin. No, no, no…. Heh). Can’t wait to listen :) (Blades in the Dark is a grimdark Victoriana-style RPG set in a world where the sun has gone out! We play a gang of smugglers trying to build rep and turf and my character, Jinx, is the muscle of the group and used to be on a Leviathan Hunter ship! The Leviathans are demons and their blood is used for power. She’s also haunted by a demon in a box and punches ghosts! Good fun!)

Double LL

🤔…Sooooooo if I was say how much I truly adored this that probably says some very interesting things about me. Sooooooo I’ll just say…. That was alright. 😂 I guess it will do in a pinch. 🤣 I might listen to it again if I get time. 😂 Really, Matthew, loved all the humor you brought to this.. it was so good! You are just amazing at taboo subject turn around. Glad your home safe… enjoy your weekend! With this in hand I know I will 😘

Pisces Queen

Thank you for the warning ⚠️ 🙏 🤣🤣! I love Robin Hood so much. I hope you haven't corrupted him to the point where I fall out of love with him

toweraudios
>>75688664

Yay - glad to hear you enjoy the more naughty playful stuff too Dawn!! 💜 Hopefully it keeps you in your toes and prevents me getting bored with myself! 😂 xx

Maeve

Haven’t listened yet… but I am excited about the good guy with a dark side. I’m not much into the DDLG storyline so the idea of being dominated by a hot hero type is titillating 😏. Can’t wait!

Lavender Belle (Jenn)

Mmmm yeah that was very sexy indeed! Just call me Maid Marion 🔥🔥🔥

Double LL
>>75689081

Hey Dollie, missed you too! 😘 This place is always just a shade darker without your beautiful soul to brighten it. ⭐️ for work accomplished. Must be a good feeling! 🤗

IndyJane

First, thank you for the warning. Ever since you hinted at this story, I’ve been worried about it and debating asking you to be really thorough in your tags. The context you provided in your warning prepared me and I feel like I went into this with the right mindset. For me, that meant not even getting my toys out or touching myself, just listening so I could enjoy the story with everyone else. And I did enjoy the story. I’m not really into fairytales, but I have been pleasantly surprised with your retellings. I mean, “plotting the overthrow of capitalism.” 😍 By seriously, part of exploring sexuality is finding out what doesn’t work. I felt safe listening to this and confirming that yeah, I’m not into it. But it was still fun and I look forward to reading how everyone else experiences it.

Tara Davenport

I uh…I thought today was Thursday 😐. Off to listen :)

Katie

With these audios I always get distracted by the sound effects first! (No wonder she’s so wet, she just peed herself from the glass breaking! 🙀🙀🙀) You make it sound so easy, and I know it’s a lot of work. My favorite is when you walk away from the mic so it’s feels like I’m in the room, it’s so freaking cool. If you ever want to do a pacing audio that might be fun. Like on a creaky floor, and maybe other things are creaky or squeaky? Idk lol 🤷‍♀️😅 It’s been a while since you’ve done some wrestling in an audio! (I think you really really like that 😋) Bad boy who accommodates the lady to come? Even if by growly demand?? Still a sweetheart! 😍🥰 I’m not sure if I have seen this mentioned before, but how could it not have been?!…The duration and quantity of your orgasm is…🥵🤤😵🐳💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 Load blowing, blowing my mind! It’s so fucking hot, like 🔥🔥🔥. When I first started listening to your audios I was like geez with the simultaneous orgasms, like this is a little too much fantasy…. but 👏you 👏make👏it👏poss👏i 👏ble. That is a swallow I would love to try…💭💭💭 🌬👅! I didn’t know what to expect since this is my first thought when I hear Robin Hood… https://youtu.be/ZTYyhTfkl1E

Katie
>>75694505

Wow, I really skipped around on topic there! Huh.🤔😅

Shelley

Crying tears of joy!!!🤣🤣🤣 Oh Matthew, my little dollop of icing: the things that roll off that tongue of yours!!🔥🔥💋

rebecca

How am I supposed to focus while I’m laughing. “Merry men plotting the overthrow of capitalism for two weeks.” Hahaha 🤣 The joy in your voice as you said these clearly loved lines 😂 The shift from “scary” to funny to dominance 🔥🤤 Way to use those 11 minutes well to tell a story 👏 “You got a bad boy thing or you just don’t like being told what to do?” Aye aye aye 🥵 Not the WILDCAT 🐯I’m broken. Do I have a slight fear of a home invasion? Yes! I went in unsure and nowwww I wanna go to the lake house 🛶 Hope your trip was wonderful! 💜

toweraudios
>>75693352

Hey Indy! 💜It’s cool to hear you found the narrative part fun and that you were able to feel safe listening to it as a story - I guess from a more objective standpoint? That’s really trusting, so thank-you! 🥰xx

Kris

Matt really said fuck capitalism. Nothing sexier than that, comrade ☭ Except maybe being tied down and fucked hard by a devil-may-care antihero ☺️

toweraudios
>>75695094

Haha Shelley💜! I don’t know if they’re quite as sweet as icing, but they 👅 tasty in other ways… 😉xx

toweraudios
>>75696082

Thanks Rebecca!! 💜 I’m glad the audio shifted tone and mixed a bit of lightness in! And yes! The trip was fun and I took waaay too much video - now I’m looking at it all like: how the hells am I gonna edit this??! 😂 xx

SİNdarElle

This caught me in the middle of my Friday evening bath & holy! That commanding questions & your growling voice when you command to cum 💦 I came here for the ASMR but I will stay for the nasty kinky stuff 😼

toweraudios
>>75698637

It all started with ASMR for me too SINdarElle! 💜 Now look what bathtime is like… 😂 xx

Alaina

I audibly LOL'd at "The Pointer Sisters" 🤣

sabi

“I want you to struggle, you want me to punish, got it?” BRO. STOP BEING SO FUCKING HOT. STOP IT. Your “got it?”s are so fucking hot to me, it amplifies the “i’m small, you’re big and smart” concept in my head by like a bazillion. If you keep using those in your audios i won’t be mad, not even a little bit “I want to hear you whimper and cry” STOP ITTTTT 🥵 ugh and with your deep ass voice, i’m on the floor 😩 I love these retellings soooo much, even more so when the guy is a bad boy (who’s also trying to overthrow capitalism, which just adds hot points lmao). Also, considering you’re huge (fun fact, you’re one inch taller than me, but taller is taller :)), imagining you walking around in boots has you looking SO FINE in my mind, it’s insane I’m too in my head today to join you getting there, unfortunately, but i did have a lot of fun (with a little purple silicone ✨helper✨ i named matthew… no correlation with you, clearly lol) and tbh this was one of the most intense ones you’ve done, loved every second 💜 “It’s not like i can leave you here tied up full of my cum, can i?” i’ll just say you’re 100% allowed, seriously just do as you please, dame un hijo (aha! bet you didn’t expect spanish in your comment section today, did ya?), but thanks for the aftercare ☺️ if there’s no part 2 i’ll riot <3 Today’s summary: i’m just a hole. Thanks for your attention. And i still really hope you get your dick sucked if you haven’t already 😌💜

Venusinaphrodite_

“You got a bad boy thing or you just not like being told what to do?” I rolled my eyes so damn hard, just can’t stand not picking can you🙄🤣🤣🤣 be careful what you wish for, now we have to wrestle to see who ends up on top🤼‍♂️

Deanna Tyson

Hey Bestie I know I’m late but I had more home sessions and a therapy session today. This audio reminds me of a book I once read called Playing With the Criminals by S.E Law. Instead of one criminal, she got to play with two. And they all fell in love. I got to listen to this one out loud because the nurses wanted to hear it. Yea you have new fans. They see why I’m usually always in a good mood on Tuesdays and Fridays 🤣🤣. Great job Bestie! I can’t for our other virtual date around the capital. I need another vacation. Hopefully this year I’m well enough to travel. Don’t be surprised if I come to your neck of the woods. You’re my tour guide remember!! Oh that would make an interesting audio…

toweraudios
>>75704542

Sabi 💜- A son you say? Well, you lie there and I’ll just have to get on my lucky green boots with the toe curl… 😂 🏹 Thanks for the summary too! Always good to know where we stand! 🤣

Venusinaphrodite_

Of course I meant the top bunk! What else would I be referring to🤔🤭 Now for the most important question I’ve ever asked you, have you seen Robin Hood: Men In Tights? Lol

toweraudios
>>75706460

💜Dee, this is so cool, it calls for a little picture!! 👩🏽‍⚕️ 🧔🏻🎧👳🏾‍♀️👩🏻‍⚕️ I hope it’s going well! Say hello to the nurses for me. Thank-you for the little promo, and I hope they had fun… Keep up the good treatments! And yes! Thanks for the reminder - I’ve been meaning to make that audio!! *Excuse me if my emoji art is a little off and you have male nurses, but I’m just going for loosely representive! 😂 xx

toweraudios
>>75707756

Haha - no! It looks so bad it’s good though. It has dude from the Princess Bride!! 😂

Little Minx

Thank you!!! 🥵😻🤩🎇🎆💜💜💜💜🥰😴 That is all I can string together.

Ann

Thank you Matthew. That was fun. I so look forward to Tuesdays and Fridays. Best days of the week. 💜🤗

Venusinaphrodite_

“Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” I can’t say that without his accent lol Yep he sure is! it’s so quotable!!! and now I have a certain song stuck in my head from it, if you ever end up watching it you’ll know the one lol🤣 I hope you have a great weekend. Xx.

Sarah Wills

I was out earlier thinking, hope Matthew has some new content for tonight. Thanks for providing and abiding. 🙏🏻

Pisces Queen

Hey MT 🧔🏻 - This audio was conflicting for me. The shattered glass was intense. The looking for documents thing was very Hollywood themed. The lock gimmick ...🤷🏿‍♀️. The premise of being turned on by an intruder in my home (Nope 🙅🏾‍♀️). I know it's roleplay but this felt different and triggery. My love affair with Robin Hood based on his theme of stealing from the rich to help the poor is more my cup of tea 🍵. I love a man that does acts of service and helps people than be a selfish asshole looking for material gain. I apologize if I go into a rant but I am built different just like every other women. We all have different fantasies, kinks and quirks which I feel is a natural, healthy way of expression of one's self. Everyone is going to have different opinions on this audio which I will support as per the individual. I love a good role play game in the sheets but this gave me no consent vibes which I am not down with. Don't get me wrong, the ending of the lake house bit was intriguing but a shadow button was really pushed for me tonight that I need to process out. I won't be able to comment anymore on this audio. I need to go and have a good cry for the night 😭😭😭😭😭.

toweraudios
>>75708455

And they look forward to you too, Ann! Hope you had an okay afternoon - I remember my Friday afternoons at school all too well... Teachers should be allowed to just stick on a movie... 🤣xx

toweraudios
>>75708732

That movie is inconscieevable. Up there with the greatest popcorn flicks of all time. Have a great one too!!! 😂xx

toweraudios
>>75710145

Oooh Sarah. 💜I just got a little turned on by your use of 'abiding'. Yikes, you word flirt!😘xx

Elo

I love it Matt😢 I don't know which word made me feel so hot (maybe every word I suppose😎)that I just cum twice and really hard...fingers and the sheet are wet so I have to clean up now🤭🤭🤭

D

Appreciate the warning, Matt. Not quite as triggering as I had anticipated. It's amazing how much has shifted and changed in the last... well almost year. I believe I'll just chalk that up to the unexpected blessings of this magical space.

sabi

I forgot to mention it in my other comment yesterday but the part where you ask if we want to feel what it´s like to be FORCEFULLY STRETCHED ?????? SIR???????? IS THIS ALLOWED???????? Good LORD.

rebecca
>>75737430

Sabi, I live for your comments 😅 You’re always writing down my thoughts but making them so much better 😘

NeonVall

If I want to struggle and then be punished?.. Yes please! you destroyer of communism dressed in green and wearing tights! (Just fantasising about what that smexy ass will look like in those 😍) Just let's go to the lake house! *Jumps into your arms after showering and points to the great open outside world*

Katja

This might be a bit awkward for me 😅 but the beginning of this is pretty similar to the very first sex dream I had. It definitely started off strong lol I blame all the questionable fanfics I'd read 🤦🏼‍♀️ Ngl, the whole thing made my head spin - I was simultaneously so annoyed and so turned on and that made me even more annoyed 😤 like, how dare you but keep going lol you better take me to that lake house! Wait no, that makes it even kinkier 👀 are we breaking in? Am I an accomplice now? 😧 So many questions ... Srsly now, I really like how you approach these themes. The humor makes it lighter (genuine laughs too!) and obviously implying consent here is tricky but you still did it and successfully too. 🔥That was fun, Matthew's shadow! See you next time 😉

Bibi

One day later, and Récurage! 🔥 Ébullition. 🔥 Assez incendiaire 🔥 pour les camions de pompiers. Merde Matthieu, ma chatte elle est toujours en feu! 😽 Oh yes. Just got here, and beyond glad I found you! 💗 Your voice... writing... masterful sfx editing, make for an outstanding total immersion. Well done! Can't wait to get to know more of your work.

Meg_just_Meg

I hope this trip included more bathtubs with views 😈😈

Ann

My bags arrived. Yahoo 🎉🥳 one big one for my special toys 😉 and one smaller one for pencils and pens. I am so happy. 💜💜💜 https://ibb.co/X2CgzQ8

toweraudios
>>75737005

Hey D!! It's so cool that even something as naughty and playful as this can show a little incremental shift huh💜! Thanks so much for being an amazing member of this magical space! 🤗😘xx

Bibi

How did I not know before finding Matthew that I'm craving the power flow/dynamic of a Dom/sub relationship? Wish I'd known this a decade ago! From the first moments I witnessed my mind going into this stretchy gooey quiet sparking, and my body becoming hyper-aware of sheer and exquisite bliss. Amazing to get such intense and personal knowledge from this audio, but - there you have it.

Roxanne

Ohhhhh wow 🥵🥴

Elly
>>75782646

Hey Bibi, welcome on Board! 👋🏻 You know, I had to turn 38 before I understood that what I craved was perfectly described within that dynamic. 😌 We live and love and learn.

IndyJane

Totally off topic, but I have to ask. Matt, did you hear the Hunga Tonga volcano eruption or did Dunedin get any of the tsunami? We had a tsunami warning in California, but there was only a little flooding in one bay where the underwater topography is just right. I actually happened to be at the coast yesterday and didn’t see anything unusual. There were tons of surfers, but it was also a Saturday with nice weather.

Tara Davenport

I 👏 demand 👏 a 👏 pt 👏 2 👏 immediately 👏 👏 👏

Dawn

I'm wondering about an evening with both the hood and the big bad wolf...just saying...could be fun...😏😏😏😏

D

Starting the year with that 500 club. Will we see 600 this year? 🤔

Kelly (Your Friendly Neighborhood Pansexual)

In my headcanon, I’m a part of the group taking the capitalists down, and fucking in their house was all planned out just to spite them. Fucking a criminal whose also a complete stranger is a little too freaky for me. Still, DOWN WITH THE CAPITALIST PATRIARCHAL OLIGARCHY! Speaking of, I started listening to How to do Nothing and I’m really enjoying it! I love her combination of conversational and professional language, and how she uses words like “blobby”. 😆 I would have used the word nebulous, but blobby is more fun. The whole book might resonate a bit more with me since I live in California and can identify with the culture and struggles. I also appreciate the fact that she admits to coming from a place of privilege since a lot of what she talks about simply isn’t possible for someone like me. Still, I feel like my eyes are going to pop out of my head with all the wide-eyed nodding I’m doing while listening. Thanks so much for the recommendation, Matt!

Little Minx
>>75828071

I saw that too! 500 and only halfway through the month. My prediction is he’ll crack 650 by June 30th. Has to, right?? I mean, what else are people doing with their time?

Titania

Matthew, this is so much fun! It was easy to immerse myself into the role play, and I'm having fun imagining setting something like this up.  😄  Sound design was fantastic!  I love the mix of names you used, from "good girl" to "feral," and that little tinge of scorn. I'm not a big fan of verbal  degradation for reasons, but this was ok. As discussed in the comments above, you (the creator) have earned our trust and that makes this work.   Struggle play as foreplay? Yes, please! I like how you outlined roles and motivations for the struggle play.  Something I've come up against in kinky grappling is if you get too aroused you lose motivation for fighting.  😜 So best to have big stakes worked out.  My most intense scene was with a younger guy who had less technique but was stronger and faster.  He wanted to spank my a$$ hard, but I'm not into that particular kind of pain, so I had to do my best to immobilize him or at least protect my cheeks. Let's just say that by the end, both my ego and my cheeks were burning.  (Consent and safeword pre-negotiated).  This role play also reminds me of a Pursuit and Capture party my kinky grappling club threw with the ropes group. We took over a deserted park near the party house, and someone decorated an opening in the woods with glow-in-the-dark balloons.  Very atmospheric. Several of us were prey, and had to scatter through the woods.  The rest hunted us down and took us down to the ground, and then the ropes geeks jumped in and restrained us with hojōjutsu. Much struggling at every step.  We got marched back to the clearing, then slung over shoulders and carried back to the party house for sexytimes.  So much adrenaline turning into arousal.  Well, thanks for triggering a trip down memory lane and indulging my story time.  I can't wait for the pandemic to end, for me to get better, and to get back into things.  Until then, I have my (and your) imagination. Gratitude and fierce mummy-wrapped hugs.  🥰💙💚💛

toweraudios
>>75828635

So welcome, Kelly! 💜Blobby - ha. Yeah, she's onto it - I especially enjoy when she's talking about her experiences. But yeah - it's a bit rough if you can't actually afford an afternoon off every week to walk in the public gardens huh? 😩xx

FFSWhatudoin2me (K)

Finally got to this. What a way to wake up on a Sunday. There he is… Mr drop the gags one by one. 😏 Well that’s a mouthful… “Tax evading offshore haven stockpiling fucks.” 😏😀 How many takes? Pointer sisters… *Grunt chuckle* OMG @ “… this ain’t prom night.” 🤣 Whatever you used to give the head movements sounds 👍🏾 … here grinning at the fast nodding. Bee sting… 😏 When I think I’m gonna be smirking/grinning for most of this… ➡️ dun dun dun… your “Oh fuck.” The “shh sh sh…” OMG… can’t even get it in… 😍 dang… So hot it burns… 🔥 Feral lil 😻 If I had to join a Clyde this guy would be right up there. He’s a freakin trip. 😏 Love all the sound effects 😍⚡️ The ending… you’re too adorable… 🙃 💛😘💜 P.S. Check your mail. Only mentioning as I hope it’s not gone MIA. Attempted delivery 6th Jan. x

Sugar&Spice

This one really gives me tingles in all the right places…

Kayla Marie

I have to say this is my absolute favorite audio thus far. I really enjoyed your bold dominate side. The Marquis de Sade once wrote "Sex without fear and pain is like food without taste"and I guess the thought of feeling such raw pure unbridled ecstasy makes me burn deep inside my soul and beg for a touch such as this.I hope you will make more like this in the future Matthew I thoroughly & passionately enjoyed this fantasy 💜

Anna

You had me at “plotting the overthrow of capitalism” 🌹