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COOKING TOGETHER (Erotic Audio Role-play 18+) (Patreon)

Published:
2022-07-05 23:16:26
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2026-01-30 14:51:46
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Heey!

Hope you’ve had a great start to the week. Tonight we’re gonna chop it up and get cookin’

Love and basil,

💜 🧔🏻Matthew

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toweraudios

Thanks to everyone for all the fun comments last post, and to Indy for updating her audio database file! Did someone mention me joining them with their man? An MFM audio with the working-title 'Being Your Unicorn' is already lined up for next month, and it's got a hotfun tiny bit of guy-on-guy teasing you... 🦄🧔🏻😁

MsBunny

Hello Gorgeous 🖤🐇

Dawn

Ok, I don't remember being Pavlov's dog, but I started drooling at 6pm. 🐶

Maggie Ren

Hello Matt! I wanted to let you know that since it's hotter than Satan's armpit in the Northern hemisphere, I have decided to take up roost in your attic! Please don't panic if you hear things go bump in the night. I probably tripped. 😂 Also, the ghosts told me to tell you hi and asked if you would please remove the cobwebs. 🤣🤣🤣 (Side note, do you have a not common favorite mythical creature?)

IndyJane

It's been nice knowing you all. I'm 55 seconds in and I'm dead already.

Lisa xx

Hiyah babes! 💞 Here to say hi, before I fall asleep, wishing you all a wonderful rest of the week! To spread some positivity, what's a thing you're looking forward to in the next few days? I'm looking forward to some rest and alone time after some intense socializing the past week. ❤️ Gnight x

aleigh -`♡´-

two boyfriend experiences in a row! what did i do to deserve this greatness, especially when i have a migraine of the ages? it can't keep me from you though -- two extra strength tylenol and ya girl will be ready for tonights round 😉😘

Raegan Howard

So my parents met because they were swingers and my mom ended up liking having sex with my Dad instead of her boyfriend at the time and all I can think of is that if Matt was ever the unicorn I would leave whoever I was with in an instant without even a thought

aleigh -`♡´-

and on a slightly unrelated note: matt, i'm gonna need you to *actually* make me some dinner. i'm not doing all that tonight, i fear 🤣

rebecca

‘You gotta drink it from my mouth’ 🪦

Linda

Well, I did confess last week that my fantasy is my husband and you giving me a steamy hot massage from head to toe😘. By the way my husband seriously loves your style and mind and sends a thank you for the hot sex he's getting🤗 😘

aleigh -`♡´-

night lisa!! i hope you rest well! i'm looking forward to the weekend! i spent the fourth of july at the beach so im hoping to get back this weekend. how about you? sending love <3

toweraudios

Hey Bunns! 😜 My what pink ears you have today…

toweraudios

We have a desert here called Pavlova. I’m now seriously wondering if the name came from Pavlov’s dog. 🤣

Lavender Belle (Jenn)

Oh that’s my latest fantasy: you, me, and another man! 🔥🔥🔥

Niamh

👀👀👀👀👀👀

Venusinaphrodite_

Time to kiss the cock…cook😅😏 Sir this was so sexy! Top heartbeat fluttered at the kiss and dancing in the kitchen, bottom heartbeat also at dancing in the kitchen lol and the primal button being pushed. When you said you’d swallowed it already I imagined myself laughing and chasing your mouth with mine. I can’t believe you withheld more kisses🥺 it’s your fault it’s hot in here so that’s not really fair I’m getting punished for it

Dawn

A few audios ago you talked about sexy imagination before bed. This audio is sooo close to what I imagine as I'm falling asleep. The only difference is In my imagination you set me on the counter because I'm not very tall. Counter height lines up perfectly. So sensual, so erotic and yet super cozy. Matthew you beautiful soul, you have outdone yourself yet again. Where were you when I made eggplant Parmigiano tonight. 🍆 No pun intended 😂

DeltaDawn

Wow this was hot! I too would like to lick the spoon.

Lavender Belle (Jenn)

Sounds like a nice big sausage and sauce for dinner? This is inspiring me to do some more dirty bad girl writing tonight! 🔥🌋🌭🍝🌋🤤

toweraudios

It is very cool up in the attic there huh! Tell Duke Ellington to take down the cobwebs himself though. 😁 Oh and we have a lot of seals 🦭 here so I’d probably have to go with a selkie as my more obscure mythical creature! You?

Shamesha

Aww…thank you dear for making dinner in celebration of my birthday week and start of a new job on Friday! 😘😘😘😘

Daphne

Matthew, Matthew, Matthew... your voice is pure creme brûlée! 💜😘

MsBunny

The better to stan you my dear 🖤🐇

Ann

Woohoo!!! Happy Birthday and Yippee for new job. Really this is the BEST WEEK EVER! 🤗🥰

Niamh

This audio actually broke me, like total brain malfunction no thoughts just drool broke me. Drink it from my mouth? Are you serious?! This man is conspiring to kill us all with his stupid sexy voice. (Love you really but FUCK you did not need to go that hard 😅 Also do not endorse vodka for dinner despite my Irishness 😂) 10/10 in the top 5 for sure 💜💜

Ann

Going to Seattle for an extended trip not just my normal weekend. I will study on the beach. Peaceful and productive. 😊 Sleep well Lisa xx (I knew that 🤦‍♀️)

Venusinaphrodite_

Happy Birthday week!!!🥳🥳🥳 and oooh congrats on the new job!

Shamesha

Thank you Ann! It is totally the best week ever!!!!!

Linda

Good grief how rude of me, Matthew love how are you doing tonight?😘🤗

San

You got to be kidding me ! Tonight I cooked naked because I felt like it. I finished maybe 5 minutes before your posting. Imagine my surprise ! I didn’t know you were in the mood Matt… but you on the other hand you must have felt me... still naked by the way. Are you hungry ? 😉💜😁

Kris

And just like that I'm persuaded to cook tonight 💜

Dawn

And now I have to Google

Maggie Ren

He said, and I quote "I don't have hands." So, on the brightside, at least you don't have to worry about him touching things you don't want him to touch 🤣🤣 My favorite obscure mythical creature? Cecaelia.

Ann

Well wow. 1. I think it is kind of cool that your parents were/are swingers and 2. I think it is really cool that you know about it. Ha my family is hush hush hush hush about all things s3xual and reproductive. My mom gave me a book to learn about 🤫 periods.

Dawn

It was named after Russian ballerina Anna Pavlova. It looks amazing!

Ann

I am pretty sure there is a line for the spoon 😏

Shamesha

Thank you Venus… it’s Kelsey right? 🥰

Raegan Howard

I called my mom after my first party and talk about how lame it was and how drunk everyone got. She said things haven't changed in 20 years. We are a very open family.

Ann

🤣 I love it.

Shamesha

Thank you Dee! I’m so excited for this opportunity!

Venusinaphrodite_

Yep that’s me😁 my phone froze while I was typing🙈

toweraudios

Hey Lisa! That is a great idea to lift spirits. I’m looking forward to working like a maniac over the next few days, and the first of two big creative projects I’ve been involved in finally going public in a couple of weeks. And finally being able to tell everyone about it! I’m drop dead excited actually. 😅xx

Ann

Cooking, dancing, wine 😲, and a primal pounding. I'm game.

Dawn

A line, a wait list, backorder

toweraudios

😂 How about all the better for me to grab onto while we make like bunnies? 😘

IndyJane

So... I listened to that twice in a row. Part of one of those was spent literally bent over the kitchen island. There is now flour on the little satin bag that my Domi 2 lives in. Yeah, no surprise, I loved this. The playfulness at the beginning, the kitchen dancing, getting on my knees by the fridge... "Make your body break all over my hot throbbing cock" 🫠 Yep, I'm very dead.

toweraudios

You learn something new every day! But it still makes for drool... 😂

MsBunny

Stop threatening me with a good time. 🖤🐇

Ann

Ok so if I have one particular type of sausage that I'll eat, does that mean I am not really a vegetarian?

Double LL

Bambi, no choices it’s alllll for you… sorry some of it melted .. I was having thoughts…. Very hot thoughts. 😏

Ann

Because I am willing to give up my vegetarian status. If necessary consider it gone.

Ann

Worth it! 😏

Dawn

Road trip to Kate's!

Ann

You kill me. Seriously dead ☠️.

Maggie Ren

😳😳😳 oohhh.... Well... That's not an image I've ever come across 🤣

Ann

Ok so the Domi2 over the table is like my favorite way to use that toy. Great idea. 🏃‍♀️💨 I’ll be back.

Meg_just_Meg

I once read that Thai green curry is full of aphrodisiacs, so maybe we can add some Thai basil to the mix as well? 🤤🤤

toweraudios

Aah! Hope that 😘🤕 lifts soon Aleigh! You really do need cooking for and some hair strokes. 🤗 xx

Dawn

Nooo not dumb. I saw a movie once, wasn't very good ,but I remember the main character explaining to the woman he is in love with that feeding a person is the biggest act of love you can give them. That their nourishment is more important than anything. Of course he was feeding her chocolate cake, lol

Ann

I love this! So perfect. You are so great!! 😘

Katie

Hi lovers! I would love to stay and play tonight but I threw out my back yesterday, and I’m sure I’ve felt less sexy before, but not to my current memory. So if you hear any moaning from me, I’m just trying to stand up. I hope all of my fellow ditch dwellers between 🇲🇽 and 🇨🇦 made it through the weekend with all their fingers intact. 😉 SO IMPORTANT. Anywhoo, I think I’m going to take a muscle relaxer with maybe A LITTLE (just a little) 🍷 and take a long winters nap. Matt- 🌧✔️🔛🍽 All my love 💜🫶

Dawn

Take care Beautiful!

aleigh -`♡´-

much appreciated, lovely!! i'll take you up on all of that 😘 xx

Kelly (Your Friendly Neighborhood Pansexual)

Satisfaction survey 11 of 10 would recommend. I can hardly type right now. My thumbs hurt from gripping my toys so hard. 😅 I was afraid it would be hard to cvm today since last night my fiancé had me ride their giant toy that totally destroys my pvssy (in the best way), but Matt, you always come through. 🤤 I could just imagine wearing my “freshly squeezed kiwi juice” apron, and only the apron. ☺️ Mmm! I need a breather before I actually start cooking dinner now. 😮‍💨

Shamesha

Yay, Mona!!!🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

Double LL

Annie any chance I can bring you back… 😏…are you a Breast or a Rump woman? I was thinking cooking in lingerie would make this scene so much easier….. did I say easy as in access … 😈… 💋💋 https://ibb.co/tC94Wt2 https://ibb.co/4K8zFjv

Shamesha

Thank you Lucy! Thank you Kate! 😘🥰🤗

Linda

Happy Birthday Girlie! And Congrats on the job🤗

Venusinaphrodite_

Awww love I hope you feel better after a mini hibernation!❤️❤️

San

Oh yeah. Where is my mind… with all that, I forgot about the survey. Hmm. How do you want me to tell you what I think? Are you really going to rely on my comment when I'm not objective at all? What if I tell you I want a second round? Am I answering the survey correctly?😏💜

ਏFallaਓ

📱 Hey Matt! I'm leaving this message because I'm still at the beauty parlor and I can't go home now. But I hear that we have plans to cook together tonight? Should I stop at the market before returning home? Or can I be the main ingredient dressed in white lingerie? Just so I know what kind of meal we're having. Muah-muah. 😘

Ann

#Anndoesn'tlikeitwhenKatieishurting #pleasefeelbettersoon #KatieisFabulous!!! 😘🤗 That hug was very gentle.

Dawn

Linda, would it be inappropriate to say my fantasy would be to watch your fantasy?

toweraudios

What a great ‘how I met your mom’ story! 😉 I’m guessing they have some other funny stories to tell too, Raegan? You’ll have to tell us one day! 🙏🏻😃xx

Raegan Howard

Oh my goodness, that's what I'm known for with all my friends, we can talk about anything and everything sexual. I have show your boob Wednesday with my mom friends so we can at least compliment each other and lift ourselves up!

Lavender Belle (Jenn)

Kate I do the same thing! I bake all the time but it’s impossible to bake for just 1 so I always invite my friends to eat most of it. Cooking is a love language!

Ann

When I was living I think I would have said that between breast and rump I was pretty much equal opportunity. 🤤

Shamesha

Thank you Linda! 🤗

toweraudios

Send him a fist-bump and a man hug from me! 🤜 🤛Oh we’re gonna have so much fun with that audio later… M xx

Ann

Falla you are already so beautiful no need for a beauty parlor trip.

Linda

Dawn....lol, not at all, well that is also a fantasy of mine to be watched😉😘

ਏFallaਓ

My hairdresser "Are you texting some handsome man? Why this naughty face?" It's your fault, Tower.

ਏFallaਓ

Ann aw babe you're so kind to me 😭

Ann

Why did my mind decide that, that would make a perfect tattoo that would scandalize the nurses in the old folks home when I am 100 . Where or where to put it?

Double LL

I was trying some CPR there … cardio photographic resuscitation …. Stay with me Babe ..💋💋

Dawn

Ann 🤣🤣🤣

Lavender Belle (Jenn)

The sexy sleep audio he did January 11 is my all time favorite of his. I sleep to it several nights a week, it’s so relaxing!

toweraudios

“Bottom heartbeat!” 😂 💓 Well we might have to practice that wine kiss a few times until it becomes a habit we don’t even think about. 😌

Ann

Surprising cardio photographic resuscitation is working. Nice 👀

Ann

🤣😂😂🤣

Linda

Oh little one, giving you gentle hugs, feel better soon🤗

Venusinaphrodite_

Yes the bottom heartbeat lmao I know I’m a dork ok😂 hmmm speaking of wanting kisses I would also like the following for next round. Please and thank you. I want to initiate. I want to ask for you. I wanna wrap my arms around you so I can feel the muscles of your back flex under my hands as you move. Press my lips against your neck to feel your pulse thump against them. Sneak my tongue out and taste the salt on your skin. I want it to be slow and purposeful. I want to drag it out so I can feel everything and focus on the sensations. Lace your fingers with mine as I squeeze your hand. Let the other grip the sheet. I wanna feel your breathe puffing out against me. Hear your exertion and pleasure. I wanna explore all our differences. Feel the places where you’re hard vs where I’m soft. I wanna take our time. I want you to steal the oxygen from my lungs as I chase your mouth with mine. I wanna feel the bed firm beneath me and you firm above me. I want your forehead pressed to mine as moans reverberate from my chest. I want you to look into my eyes so we can watch the passion on each other’s faces. I want to be able to focus on the push and pull as it slowly drives us higher. I want praise and soft words. And I wanna feel the hot seep of you into me as we finish. Xx.

D

Hope you're on the mend soon!!!

MsBunny

So sweet, naughty, and all the cuddles. Maddy the Baddy as a soft domestic side. Proving the importance of getting a man who can do both. #OvenmittsAsKneepads 👩🏻‍🍳🖤🐇

toweraudios

Oh that’s such a nice cosy drift-off-to-sleep fantasy. And eggplant parmigiana. So good. That’s kinda like what I was making a variant of in the Homedate video…. 😍

toweraudios

Hey DD! You did ask first, soo… 👨🏻‍🍳

Ann

👋 Hello! ME TOO!

toweraudios

Please do! 😅 I need my hotdog to be volcano heated Jenn! 😘xx

toweraudios

🎉Double whammy, Shamesha! Happy Birthday and New Job Day! 🎁🐳 😘xx

Angela

Hi all! So tell me everything I need to know about the Belle’s folder in the Turret. I’m very new so apologies if this has been asked before. How do I send pics if I feel so inclined? 😏

D

Recommend to a friend? What if I would prefer to be a little selfish and keep you to myself? All that teasing and heating up to cool down...snuggles before dinner...I don't know Matthew. I'm very generous with so many areas of my life. This may be the one thing I keep for just lil' 'ole me. I mean how many hundreds of people do I already share you with? I could, however, tease and grin and cook and melt and snuggle with you for hours. Thanks for making my work-cation so much brighter this week. I'm really excited to hear more about the projects...wish I could trade stories with what I've been working on as well. Have a beautiful week everyone! 😘💜🤗

IndyJane

I looked flippin' cute today, too. I still look cute, but you, Sir, picked a great day to take me in the kitchen. Here's a selfie from the garden. https://ibb.co/WD5wzFD Ok, I've got 1/3 of a bottle of a New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc and have the 1999 classic "Simply Irresistible" ready to go. Sarah Michelle Gellar plays the chef/owner of a failing restaurant. Everything seems hopeless until a magical crab makes her and the designer of a department store's new restaurant (Sean Patrick Flanery) fall in love.

Titania

🎶Happy birthday to you! 🎶

toweraudios

Gooey with a bit of crunch. 😜 But you’re the sweetness, Daphne… 😘xx

Katie

HBD! 🫶🫶🫶🫶

CaperBelle Audios 💘

Please explain how this audio is giving me asmr tingles in my right butt cheek!😂❤️🦋x

Ann

You’re so pretty. I love the smile.

toweraudios

I agree… only Guinness makes for a fully rounded meal, Niamh! 🤪 But yay! I’m so stoked this has reached Top 5! Charting! 🕺🏻xx

Daphne

Comfort food and, OH so smooth...😋

Patti

Hey Matthew, So, it's been a crazy week -- my parents were with me the first part of last week, I had jury duty on Friday that lasted until 7pm, and the next day I left to celebrate the 4th of July with my aunt and uncle and cousins. (Not to brag, but I also did two jigsaw puzzles and hugged a llama.) For someone who is used to living alone and being able to listen to whatever she wants as loud as she wants, it's been a very different experience than my usual for the last few updates. So, today, I finally get home from the 3.5 hour drive (I listened to the audio in the car. Plus: Matthew's voice reverberating through me. Minus: the fear of being pulled over and having to explain my listening choices to the officer.) and since I'm about to make dinner, I decide to listen again. You know, for research purposes and helpful cooking tips. Right about the time the spoon is being licked, I realize that the windows in my apartment are wide open and there's a real estate agent showing the condo for sale that is directly across from me. Whoops. Personally, I would have looked at it as a selling point. In any case, I really liked this one -- the domestic intimacy of cooking together, being pressed between you and the counter, the dancing, the slow undressing as you insist that she has to "cool off", "don't fight me", the clear instructions... yum. Chef's kiss to the whole thing.

Shamesha

Aww Katie… hope you feel better soon 💜

Patti

Goodnight, Lisa! I'm looking forward to house/pet sitting for a good friend who's eloping this weekend. I get to hang out with her pug and two cats and try and come up with something celebratory for when they get home...

Eternidad

How did you come to love cooking? Do you have family members who are chefs?

Titania

Rest well, Katie. Take some deep breaths and imagine someone very gently, soothingly rubbing little circles on your back, making you feel safe and relaxed. 💙💚💛

Eternidad

Besides candles, do you like scented incense? And I forgot to ask what kind of flower was pinned(?) on the left side of your Gothic style suit.

Daphne

Patti! I think you just came up with a brilliant scenario… you’re driving, get pulled over, the policeman asks what you’re listening to and insists on listening with you… backseat hijinks to follow. 😉❤️

toweraudios

Damn Vella. 🥵 Never-mind the survey. I’m definitely hungry now - I just hope you got a little cooking splashback for me to lick off you… 😅😛xx

Patti

Mona, I've missed you!!! And I swear to God it was magical. His name was Caesar and he's an official pet assisted therapy llama. He was so soft and fluffy! 💕💕💕 My mother got a pic of the two of us together that she insists she's going to make into a poster for my classroom (all my kids know about my obsession). I might have one of Caesar on my phone that I can post... once I've unpacked enough to find my phone charger.🤣

Patti

Oooh, Daphne! Sexy highway patrol fantasy... Maybe I'll write that up for this week!

Daphne

Kate, it does not sound dumb at all! I think having someone cook for you is one of the most loving gestures a person can make. ❤️

Maggie Ren

>.> PS - I will be waiting patiently for a picture of the seal friends 🦭🦭🥰

toweraudios

I think we both know I’ll be saving the drink for later LL! 😳 I need some other things you’ve dished up in my face right now… 😮💜

Patti

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who had that reaction to vodka for dinner!

Double LL

Mmmmmm Matthew, there’s a drink and then there is a DRINK …. I’m a might thirsty too … I know you can help with that ….😉… bottoms up… 😘😘

Daphne

Hmmm… a better weekend than the last one? I guess that isn’t very positive (although true). OK, let’s see… I’m looking forward to getting back to my easel after a brief, unplanned hiatus and delivery of some yummy new tubes of oil paint. 🎨

Daphne

Ann, I think I got the same book - probably a first edition. 🤪

Patti

Perfection.

toweraudios

Indy you do you look super cute and happy and summery today! And what an impressive pair… rack… I mean the pair of growing racks behind you… 😜😂

Patti

Oh, Indy! I remember that movie! "One good sexual thought takes at least 20 minutes..."

rebecca

It’s too much, I’m even more thirsty now 😩

Patti

Poor Katie! Feel better soon! Remember, vibrators double as personal massagers...

toweraudios

I did not know that Meg! Yes please… and Thai basil, peanuts, cilantro = this as a pesto. 😩💜

rebecca

🥺 I wanna give you a massage but not a Monica Geller massage

Monica Austin-Force

Mr. Tower, You are the Da Vinci of naughty innuendo. Ooooh yessss...fuck me with that big, thick banter!

toweraudios

Oh no Katie - you got body-checked against the glass again? 😜 We can’t have you out for the rest of the campaign, so rest up sexy. 😘

rebecca

I was desperate for this. I made out with a boy this weekend, while I was originally trying to make out with another boy (that drummer boy from months back for those following Bex out on the Town news 😆). So there was just a lot of touchy touching all around but no real relief 🥲 Enter: Tower and his spoon. I’m still wet 🍨 Thank you for the meal, sir

Linda

Damn girl, very sensual..... Sigh.....excuse me but the Mr just got home and in the shower I think he may need some assistance😉

toweraudios

That is hot all over. 🥵 But I need you so bad in only the apron… 😫😫😫 That image is such torture. Apron kink. Put those sore thumbs in my mouth right now. 😮

rebecca

I’ll never be parched again 🤤 What a lucky girl I am

Venusinaphrodite_

Mona back muscles are beautiful right😍😍😍

Venusinaphrodite_

Linda yes please join that man of yours in the shower. I agree I bet he needs a good scrub after a long day😉🧼

rebecca

What an amazing week, Shamesha! 😄 Happy all the things!

Patti

Kelsey, You know how stores have a "you break it, you buy it" policy? Well, I'm now officially broken. I think that makes me yours...

MsBunny

*Wait for chapter 2 🍿🖤🐇

toweraudios

Falla, I was gonna say something about facials, but it was too rude. Just wear the white lingerie. Nothing else. I’ll be staring out my curtains watching you walk from the car. 😃😘

Ann

Glad to see you here Patti. Also I would totally read sexy policeman pulling over because of sound ordinances and loud moaning.

Venusinaphrodite_

Patti mind body and soul❤️ I promise I take good care of my things😘

Venusinaphrodite_

HunnyBunny I will definitely get on that😅🫡

Ann

Living life vicariously here Rebecca! 😍

Titania

And penguins!

rebecca

I was juggling two of them at the same time and having a real good ol’ time, Ann 😇 🫣 Now if only I could make out with a certain Kiwi 👅 A trifecta of fun!

Maggie Ren

🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧🐧 I love penguins 🥰🥰🥰

toweraudios

That’s sounds perfectly balanced to me, Dawn. Ann - it might need to be spread across your body - I know exactly where “Love & Lust” go though. 🌰🌰

Venusinaphrodite_

Lord have mercy your eyes😍🥵 I mean I noticed other things too lol but the focus of that stare💦

Ann

Taking that into consideration. Thanks for the suggestion.

rebecca

Kelssss 🤣 Season 2 is gonna be so much better than season 1. The first episode consisted of me going to hear some fine music/drummer of the opening band, only to get with the lead of the headlining band, who was making eyes at me from the stage the whole set 👀 😳

Venusinaphrodite_

They have assisted therapy llamas?!!! Also sometimes I play a game where I listen and see how much of a poker face I can keep😈 Daphne authority figures💦

Titania

Thanks! I'm trying to up my selfie game after all those amazing cam boy photos last week inspired me. ✨️

rebecca

You put me in a trance 😵‍💫🤤

Titania

Good night, Lisa xx! I am looking forward to getting back to jiu jitsu class on Thursday after a hiatus, and attending a play party on Saturday with my wife. Fun times ahead! :)

Venusinaphrodite_

I’m gonna need a band battle scene over you like in Scott Pilgrim vs the world😍😍😍

Titania

Indy, you look amazing!

toweraudios

Wow - that really put me in the zone. “I want to feel the bed firm beneath me and you firm above me” is beautifully tactile. And I don’t know if this is what you meant by praise and soft words but I’m working on an experiment- a ‘clean talk’ sexy audio to go alongside the dirty talk…. It’s harder than I thought it would be though! 😂😘xx

Meg_just_Meg

I’ve had Thai pizza before. Maybe we can add all of the Thai goodies there

toweraudios

Bunny, that reminds me I want to do a laundry folding ASMR video! I made a towel swan once… 😂

Venusinaphrodite_

It’s harder or you’re harder?😇 hehehehe🏃🏽‍♀️Bye😘🤣

Venusinaphrodite_

Bex now you’re under my control and at my mercy😈

toweraudios

Hey Angela! Yay! It would be great to get some pictures from you next time it’s open, which I’m 99% sure will be the 23rd-24th this month. I’ll be sharing some new things too… 😃😘

toweraudios

(There will be a new email by then though which I’ll post on the 23rd) xx

MsBunny

Love it… you can come by and do mine. Clothing optional of course that and try not to still ALL my panties. 🖤🐇

Pisces Queen

Rebecca!!! Yes girl!! Do it! Be careful not to mix up names or text messages. Hard lessons learned on my end 😝😆🤣🤣🤣!

toweraudios

🥰 You can be selfish 🦞 anytime, D. 😁 And I hope it was a nice work-cation -- I have one coming up next week that I’m a bit meh about, but at least will get to try a new restaurant or two huh… 😘xx

Angela

Got it! Well thank you! That will give me plenty of time to decide which parts I will reveal (the mellow or the spicy or something in between) 😈

Titania

Good night! That song is sweet.

toweraudios

Wow, there’s a first for everything. I’m usually a more of a pain in the ass. 🤣💜xx

Pisces Queen

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAMEESHA AND CONGRATS GIRL FOR 🥳🥳🥳🥳🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾!

Monica Austin-Force

So, since I discovered you, Mr. Tower, I've had you in my ear. I've spent pretty much every second of my free time whether I'm in public or private, headphones on, absorbing your work. And guess what I can do now? YOU! I mean I do a pretty mean impression of you mid fap. Wanna hear it?

toweraudios

Patti - that does sound like a very full on week. Aren’t llamas such beautiful animals tho? (I love alpacas too - which people farm quite a bit here). Thanks for the funny story! ➕added to my vault of awkward audio-listening moments. 😂 💜😘xx

IndyJane

I was dead way before the wine "Sometimes I forget how much I love just doing something alongside you." Fuckin' swoon.

IndyJane

😍 I would like to take orders from you.

IndyJane

Ahh you all are too kind. 😊 Patti, that movie is so bad, I love it. Is the crab an angel? Her dead mother reincarnated? Nothing is explained. Growing rack? Nah, those are my tits. This is my grow rack. https://ibb.co/4PMxzm2

Titania

🔥🔥🔥

Patti

Kelsey: It is in Oregon, but we're weird here! Apparently, though, Caesar has national fame -- just google "Caesar the No Drama Llama". Mona: Just for you, and because it's your birthday:

Patti

Also, Ann!!!! I'm happy to see you, too! I'm making note of your idea. How's school going??

Patti

Pants fires are the most dangerous!! I love it!

Pisces Queen

Morning Kels...what a great song! It should honestly be in movie. It was so lovely and honest 🥰

Dawn

Today is International Kissing Day!!!!!! 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

Katja

Listen, you with a mop 🥵😂 Really now, I think I forgot how to breath during the first part (not that the second helped much with that 🥲 - shaky breaths, shaky legs, shaky heart). And no, I've not noticed my buttons coming undone, did I even have them... There's a painting I saw once in a gallery and it had two lovers painted who were holding one golden pear and biting it at the same time while the juices were running down their forearms. I rmbr thinking, wow how incredibly intimate. I never understood the appeal of feeding each other before that. I feel it even more now. Like, sharing a drink isn't enough, I need to drink it directly from you - that combined with the husky ”kiss me” was so wonderful. Now I'm dying from thirst. Don't you know that's too dangerous in these temperatures, sigh. And I'm glad it was wine and not vodka, that's way too hc for dinner 😂 (although we have a similar drink here and I can feel myself being disowned by our ppl for saying this rn lol) But I think I got too emotional bc at the end I was like, why does it sound like I'm only interested in you for your services 😭 in the context of like a gf to bf lmao idk how to word it (ik it was a joke tho!). The song is very beautiful too, I teared up. I'm so glad I subscribed😌✨

Katja

Bex, I miss you! I also love the series 😍 the plot is thickening 👀 drummer boys are a weakness. Ok, so are the bassists and also the guitarists, everything really 😂😘

Katja

Mittens, I hope it's a bit more bearable! Take it easy, and lots of love from me ❤️😘

Katja

You're straight up diabolical for that last sentence. The hot seep, excuse me ??? Can't recover from that (I loved everything else too).

Katja

You sound so sweet, D! Sometimes you just gotta enjoy certain food by yourself 😉 but the shellfish 😭😂😂😂😂

Monica Austin-Force

Anyone else have a comment here dissapear? There was nothing against guidelines. I even tried reposting it & poof gone too. Strange.

rebecca

PQ, yes! 😂 This reminder is always helpful! This whole thing is sloppy enough, don’t wanna make it more ridiculous 🤣 Lucy, I shall provide more for my most loyal and supportive viewers 😉🥰 I too wish for sweet sweet release, thank you 😛 Katja!! I miss you so 😘 I’m a simp for a musician, it’s ridiculous 😭 But it’s like.. if they could do that with their hands and fingers, imagine what else they could do 😏

Katja

Hey Monica! That kinda thing def happens. Sorry I've got no solution 😅 maybe a specific word caused it or some glitch...

Monica Austin-Force

Yessss. Love, love drinking from one another's mouths. Enormous turn on for me. There's something about the complete acceptance and elemental desire of it. Wanting THEM in me.  Needing to take as much as I possibly can of THEM inside me. Mmmm...their essence. Their life force. Drinking from their mouth. Tantric brea+h exchange. Swallowing the gobs of spit and drool I oh so eagerly hold my mouth open for. $hotgunning! Lol And other stuff. teehee I even had one guy come up behind me and say, "Relax. Rest your head against my chest. Lift your chin up. I'm going to put my h@nd on your throa+. Ok, babydoll, I need you to take a deep breath and hold it. And remember, keep your mouth open & your throat closed. I'm going to brea+h through you." Then sealing his mouth tight to mine, he inhaled.  DEEP. Sucking air in through my nose, between my lips... then his...and pulling in the now me-infused oxygen into his lungs. Wow. The strangeness and intensity of it...heh...yea.😉 I miss him. Lol

Katja

I'm not really into breath play but the way he said that to you 🥵🥵🥵🥵 I felt it. Wow. Also don't have a spit kink but a nice little dribble in the right moment😏 This was so hot Monica 🥲

Patti

Mona, you're adorable. Feel better soon, but don't come too far back to your senses 😘

Katja

And I diiid 😭😭😭 my heart stopped it was too hot and passionate 😵

Titania

💋💋💋💋

Monica Austin-Force

Thanks, Katja. It really didn't feel like breath play. I was the one holding my breath and the hand on my neck wasn't constricting at all. Just...there, ya know? It was just something that first of all I never would have thought of doing or having done to me and secondly it's so bizarre that I found it so f****** hot! LOL and no I never had a $pit kink either. But just some guys can take u places u never thought I'd like to go. Lol

Ann

Hi Monica It is hard to know exactly why the patreon gremlins decide something is not worthy. There are trigger words that can be masked like f*ck s3x cvm and don't mention anything like little humans. If it is long then it is best to type in a word doc then paste into the chat. If it is short then just change the words up a bit and it should be ok. I have had completely clean conversations disappear as well so again gremlins. Oh also if you edit a lot then they tend to disappear. I am glad you are hear and interacting. This is such a fun place. Always feel free to ask questions 🤗

Ann

Oh how fun! I could get on board with that. 😘😘

Monica Austin-Force

Thanks, Ann! Yeah I just figured that, disguised any "trigger" words & reposted. So far so good lol

Katja

The hand just there like this sounds perf! Bizzare is how I felt about liking that dribble 😂 I thought no way but yup sometimes you're taken places you never thought you'd like 😅 but for me that's sth I'd only share with a very special person bc I'd be grossed out if I didn't love them + I'd have no desire for it if not anyways. I'm sentimental like this hahah

Monica Austin-Force

Katja, I am too. Totally. And even though it definitely wasn't love with this guy (he was emotionally unavailable) he just knew how to mind f***. And not f*** with my mind LOL (although he kind of did that too.) The man just knew that the brain was truly the most vital sex organ. And the spit drool thing yeah I normally find that really degrading and I'm totally not into that this wasn't humiliation or degradation it was more feeding and nurturing. IDK LOL

Katja

Ohhh I totally get it! Emotionally unavailable is just my type lmao just a little self dep joke 😅 The way it's done makes a huge diff between degrading and nurturing, as you said. I mean, degradation can be enjoyed in its own time too haha but in the context of spitting, it's a nope for me. I'd find it tooo degrading. And I'm a sucker for "mind games" myself, ahhh. Just as long as no one's hurting but that's a slippery slope too, I suppose 😬

Ann

It can be a pain in the fanny because sometimes you are like in the moment and just type and hit reply and the comment is wicked awesome but in come the gremlins. 🤦‍♀️🤣

Ann

As I drove the 4 hours to get to my aunt's house this morning I found myself reflecting on this past year. Yes I had a audio book or 3 to listen to but my car is loud and sometimes I don't want to battle to listen. Anyway last night with the new audio I enjoyed it and found myself wishing it was a little longer. Matthew did not disappoint. What kind of came of a surprise was that when I was going to bed and getting ready to do my nightly quick masturbation session I found that I was super wet. Hmm well that was interesting. I decided that it was going to have to be bit of a longer session and got Dolce out. Longer hahahahaha no. Dolce went in I turned on the latest (so good) pattern and bam. Huge O and it was less than 10 minutes. I was floored. So quick. Dolce coulnd't stay in as it was too intense so I switched toys to the Domi2 which is wicked intense but externally. I came again real fast. 🤯 Honestly I could have gone again but it was late and it was already more than I had intended. Here comes the reflection. Last year I masturbated a lot for pressure release it was quick and done. A task. Felt good but that was it. I have said this in other posts. Anyway over this past year I have discovered and awaken my g spot. I mean yea it is awake. A few months ago I thought it was more of a range instead of a sport and it cold still be but lately there is a spot is like a jolt of OMG. It wasn't there a few months a year ago and it wasn't like that a few months ago. I am also way wetter than before. I mean lots. There are a couple things happening. I am using it so I am not losing it you know. In fact everything is becoming more responsive remarkably so. Who knew. I have said this before but I really came here for Matthews ability to get my brain to shut up and I sleep. It was never about the sex. Last audio I posted that the having my ex here that I was having epic sex was a top fantasy of mine. To be honest I don't fantasize. I just can't as I get bogged down in the details. What color is the wall, Is the light switch a switch, button, or something else? Stupid stuff. But maybe in trying to fantasize I am trying to hard. So to think that having my ex hear me have sex is a fantasy. Is it a sex fantasy yes but I didn't get as far as the sex. That is ok. I think by this time next year I will be able to actually fantasize. Matthew asked me what my other fantasies are and I can say that honestly right now my fantasy is an inception fantasy. I fantasize that I can fantasize. All this is so cool. I am capable of so much more than I ever thought. Happy O's everyone! 😈

Monica Austin-Force

A very wise woman once told me, "Modesty is overrated & self deprication is a sin."

Katja

Very true. I'll take it to heart 😌

Ann

Well that is perfect because I love you too Lucy. Having a core group of fabulous women as friends is also new to me. Gosh this so cool.

Maggie Ren

Aww that's so sweet, Mona 🥰🥰🥰 I had to look up guineafowl and bush turkey in order to respond 🤣 I've heard of ginueafowl and I've seen the bird, but I've never seen the bird with the name included - I hope that makes some sort of sense lol. Bush turkey, on the other hand, I never heard of, until now. So, you get the highly coveted prize of knowing that you taught me something 😂😂 Also, for whatever reason, you said Australia and it made me think of shoebill storks. They are actually native to Africa, but shoebills look like demon birds that *should* be in Australia, but they lost their map and could only remember that the destination started with an "A" 🤣

Dawn

Ditto to what Lucy said. And I love you too Lucy

Dawn

Did anyone else have a hard time making dinner tonight? Chicken wraps. I only made chicken wraps. I think this audio officially pushed me over the edge.

Ann

I am struggling with dinner. My aunt wants to take a nap but it js 5:30. I think we will have fish and baked potato. Only because it is already in fridge. So lazy. Dawn you are awesome love you too.

Monica Austin-Force

Since this was auto deleted the 1st time I posted it... Yessss. Love, love drinking from one another's mouths. Enormous turn on for me. There's something about the complete acceptance and elemental desire of it. Wanting HIM in me. Needing to take as much as I possibly can of HIM inside me. Mmmm...heady. Drinking from his mouth, tantric brea+h exchange,  swallowing gobs of his spit and drool I oh so eagerly hold my mouth open for. OH! And Shot-gunning! I fucking ADORE SHOT-GUNNING! (Thank god my state is 420 friendly.) All equally intimate as any  other bodily exchange. 😉 Once I had a guy come up behind me and say, "Relax. Rest your head against my chest. Lift your chin up. I'm going to put my h@nd on your throa+. Ok, babydoll, I need you to take a deep breath and hold it. And remember, keep your mouth open & your throat closed. I'm going to brea+h through you." He then sealed his mouth tight to mine & inhaled. DEEP. The sensation of him sucking air through my nose & mouth was strange & intense but also very erotic. Combine that with the idea that he got off on  something as vital as his next brea+h of air filling his lungs being infused with a tinge of me... fuuuuuccckk. @Matthew You ever remember the name of your story you think you used this in?

Venusinaphrodite_

Something to get me through this womancrushwednesday😉 “Flushed” Sometimes I think it's because it's a physical representation of a woman's desire. A little signal letting you know that you've affected her. That what she's feeling inside has nowhere to escape but out. The heat, that she's literally burning for you, because of you. That she feels you in her system without physically laying a hand on her. It's not as direct as hardened nipples. It can be something subtle. Something only you know to look for. Or it can be enthralling, a hint of answered questions, does she feel the attraction too. Have you thrown her off quilter and caught her by surprise. Rendered her flustered. If I pressed my lips there would the heat emanate into my own skin. Would the trace of my fingers cause her blush to deepen. Is she imagining me doing exactly that.

Ann

Well that was wonderfully timely 😳. Well expressed. ❤️

Ann

We are not alone. We are not broken. We are perfectly imperfect and a works in progress. Love you Kate 🥰

Venusinaphrodite_

Luce😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 but moreso😈😈😈

Kelly (Your Friendly Neighborhood Pansexual)

I'm gonna be a little self-indulgent here and ask for some validation? My fiancé insisted on buying me a new *non-ripped, non-hand-me-down* bathing suit, because lawdy knows I won't buy one for myself, and they want me to feel comfortable at a pool-party birthday this weekend. I'm not the most confident in swim-wear, but I thought this one looked cute. Apologies for the kitchen backdrop. I have a tiny apartment. 😅 https://ibb.co/X8qzZfg

Patti

Damn, Kelsey! Your writing has been so immersive for me in the last few posts. It's like my brain is translating your words on the screen into an actual physical touch -- I find myself a little breathless and, well, flushed. "That she's literally burning for you, because of you"... your control feels both sweet and tender, and it makes me shiver. I'm officially designating YOU my Wednesday Woman Crush (though I have the feeling that won't have changed by Thursday. Or Friday.)

Venusinaphrodite_

It’s so cute you look so good!!! Polka dots give me such pinup vibes! and your smile😍 you know we love kitchen content around here👀🤣

Venusinaphrodite_

Patti😭😭 that’s amazing to hear! I could picture your reaction you little vixen🥵 I will gladly be your woman crush if you’ll be mine😉

Kelly (Your Friendly Neighborhood Pansexual)

Thank you! 🥰 I've been very influenced by 50's/modern twist style clothing lately. I feel like the silhouette works well with my curves. Still, bathing suits and I have a strained relationship. I see all these skinny women in bikinis and I get nervous (and sometimes aroused, heh). Not to mention, my pale ass and sunlight do not get along. 😅

Venusinaphrodite_

Oooh yeah!!! I have a friend who’s into rockabilly and I always love her clothes. The silhouette looks super flattering on you! The last time I went to the beach in a bikini I ended up hiding myself. Like I become too self aware. My legs are translucent🙈 I couldn’t pay them to tan lol my driving arm always gets sunburnt. My nose, one time my lips got sunburnt that was no fun. My sister teases me that I’m a vampire🤣 just give me a parasol and I’ll be fine Lmao

Patti

Agree 1000% on the cuteness and pinup vibes!

Patti

I love how thoughtful and introspective you are about your journey, Ann. 💕 It's always fascinating to get a glimpse into how your mind works. I honestly struggle with fantasy for the opposite reason -- I can come up with general scenarios, but I struggle to imbue them with the kind of detail that makes them feel real. Owning the wanting and verbalizing it -- claiming sexuality on my own without waiting for the permission of someone else's desire -- is a big part of my journey. (Even if I have been avoiding my homework.) I'm so glad that your first foray into fantasy was a well-deserved f-you to your ex, and this is just one more way for you to own this part of your life.

Kelly (Your Friendly Neighborhood Pansexual)

Thanks patti. 🥰 And kels, there is nothing wrong with being pale as a ghost. Pale, tan, mocha, natural skin is beautiful. Just the sunlight turns me into a burnt lobster. 😆 I did get self-conscious one time when I asked my little niece “how are you darker than me?” And she replied “Because you stay in playing video games all day”. Little butthead might be onto something. 😅

Katja

😍 you look great! The bathing suit is pretty too! The pin up look is really sexy 😉

Venusinaphrodite_

Fellow crustacean🙋🏽‍♀️😂 I just wanna tan them once just to unlock an achievement. A side quest really🤣🤣🤣 like they can’t be tanning immune can they lmao this one girl at the beach went “my mom has white legs like that”🙈🙈🙈 I can’t help that I live in pants it’s really out of my control😅

Katie

This was like super overwhelming 🥹😭. I was not expecting this beautiful little cheer section. I love you all so much! 💜 ▫️Kelly (yeah there was no drinky 😘 just 😴) ▫️Kate that is no nice you have a non cracking chiro! Fuck that leaning forward will kill us all 😂😂😂 ▫️Ann #ilikeyourgentlehugs #ilikeyoumore ▫️T 😭 That is so beautiful and effective. Shit. 💜 ▫️Patti 😂😂😂 I love your resourcefulness! ▫️Bex what about a Ross Gellar massage? (Tonka trucks, exfoliating mop, wooden spoons) 😂😂😂😂 ▫️MATT 🤭 at first all I could think of was Elle’s apartment (💜💜💜) and then I realize… 🏒🥅 😂😂😂 So cute! 🥰 Yes, I much prefer my body checks into dry wall or quality linens. 😘 ▫️ Mae 🥹 Milo loved his head pats and thank you for the huggies ▫️ Lucy a rub and a taco, they key to my ❤️ Katja Kat 💕 Shamesha 💗 Dee 💝 Jenn 💕 D 💗 Linda 💝 Kels 💕 Mona 💗 Dawn 💝 Thank you all so much. I am feeling better. Went to my doctor yesterday and got a new rx and a rx for PT which I hopefully won’t have to use. Sometimes unfortunately it’s an injury that reminds us of sometimes of how we need to take care of ourselves (pro/con). Of course though I have a wedding to go to on Saturday as a guest of my friend from college and it has been a plan for a while and (ugh me and plans) so the last thing I need is to be partially incapacitated. Hence Dr visit! So anyway, thank you all again so much. And Aunt Flo is in town so really I’m just living the dream 😩😅. But I might have taken a shopping walk yesterday and bought a pillow I plan to use specifically for TTT. Because whyyyy not!

Ann

I like it. Totally cute and fun 😃 As for pale coloring, my kids always make fun of me and my blinding legs. I tell them that this level of translucency takes hard work and is something to be honored. Sigh jokes keep happening.

Titania

You look fun and fabulous!

Titania

I really like how this reviewer talks about erotica as a genre, and thought it might resonate with some of you just like it did for me. Also putting that book on my To Be Read list. 🥵 https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRN7M3B3/?k=1

Katie

Also, Vall 💭📝💌🛫🌷💐👋🫶

MsBunny

Bunny Thought In my unsolicited opinion, if you don’t accept at least 90% of yourself it has the same effect on yourself as if you don’t accept anything about yourself. 🖤🐇

Monica Austin-Force

You look FANTASTIC in that suit. Flattening cut and I love the retro vibe

Ann

That was interesting. Gonna check into the book.

Ann

Patti omg blast from the past. Holy cow.

Ann

Kels Goddess Divine 🤫🤫🤫

Ann

True

Anonymous

Hey everyone, happy Friday/Sat 🥰. Just sharing- the other night I went to see Rhys Darby do stand-up. So so good - he and his opener are both from NZ so as expected it was them making fun of their accent and then making fun of America's...everything 😆. First comedian asked if anyone hadn't yet but wanted to visit NZ, "Mm...good...don't think they're letting Americans in at the moment 😬". Lol. Anyway, it felt kind of extra nice in a way because they added in some facts about NZ that I didn't know so I laughed and learned 😜. At one point Rhys even did his version of ASMR and 🙂😆 thought of you all 😘. A few fuzzy quick pics and when we came out there was a gorgeous restaurant with yup, purple lights 🙂 that was awkward to take a photo of due to people dining and we had to go so not the best representation either but...💜 https://ibb.co/FwsfPYh https://ibb.co/zrR9nY3 https://ibb.co/wdFgMJg