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YOU BE ME (Erotic Audio Role-play 18+) (Patreon)

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2022-07-12 23:01:00
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2026-01-30 14:51:55
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Hey… Tonight I just want to lie on the bed and tell you how much I enjoy thinking about you there touching yourself, and how I like to prete

Hey…

Tonight I just want to lie on the bed and tell you how much I enjoy thinking about you there touching yourself, and how I like to pretend your hands are mine, and mine are yours...

Wanna join me and make our bodies feel so nice together? 

Love and explosions,

🧔🏻💜 Matthew xx 

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MsBunny

Have a good trip 🖤🐇

Katie

Meta Matt. 💜💜💜 🫶👏🥰 You say Wellington. I say beef. 🤷‍♀️

Niamh

Safe travels Matt! 💜💜

Maggie Ren

Have fun in Wellington, Matt 😊 Take lots of naughty pictures! 🤣

Patti

Katie, you make me so happy.

Maggie Ren

Yes. And video! 🤣😂

Katie

Dee, I have been waiting for his return for SO LONG… but I’m still an audio behind. And 3 comment sections behind. I have SO much to catch up on! I might go meta first though.. tbd!!!!! 🙃 Hey Patti 😉🥰

Shamesha

Safe travels! 💜💜💜

Niamh

Am I going crazy or does Siri have an Irish accent? 🤔🤯

Pisces Queen

Have a safe flight🛫 to Wellington Matt!

Kassy

A virtual marriage proposal on my birthday!! This is too much 😂😂 Can you get in trouble for virtual polygamy?! 🤔 lol anyways safe travels! 💜🖤

Daphne

Enjoy the travels! Miss you, but your voice lulls me to sleep every night. So, I guess you’re only a dream away. 😉💜

aleigh -`♡´-

where are you headed after wellington? wherever i am? safe travels hottie! can't wait to see pics! 😘 (also...wellington holidate part 2?)

aleigh -`♡´-

also good evening/afternoon/morning, everyone!! how are you all? let me know! i just spent entirely too much money at target so there's that 🤣💗

Ann

Super happy birthday Kassy! I hope that it is wonderful for you.

Wildcat 32

Safe travels, see you in virtual Vegas 🥰

Ann

#katieIhavemissedyou

Dawn

Holt shit, its Tuesday!

Ann

All day 😁.

Dawn

I've been sick all day, even took off work. Been binge watching Hoarders. Totally forgot what day it was! Now I feel better.

D

Meta Matt always gives me the biggest shivers. And smile. And y'all just go ahead and fill in the blank. 😉 Thanks for this little piece of perfection. Anything can happen in sexy world, so I look forward to hearing that proposal audio. Have a. BEAUTIFUL week all. Safe travels, Matthew! 😘💜🤗

Ann

Umm.....I have some thoughts but.....can't quite access them. Give me a moment.

Kelly (Your Friendly Neighborhood Pansexual)

You broke me. 🫠 I always love your meta audios. So goddamn sexy and intimate. The urgency in your voice makes me weak. I already have a ring on my finger, but here’s my virtual ring for you. 🤚🏻💍 ❤️ Have fun in Wellington and don’t work too hard. 😚

Dawn

Always love Meta Matt 💜

Double LL

First dance, Kel? 😘

Double LL

Annie, maid of honor? You can help me pick out just the right toys….😏…💋💋

Ann

Please feel better soon! 🤗

Dawn

Then I won't tell you my house is now spotless Kelly 😁

Double LL

Kel if you don’t I’m gonna cry….. Your teeth, my garter, my thigh, and tears of joy (not from my eyes) 😏.

Katie

STAHHHHPPPPP! MMM & TTT I lovvvveee a good theme, Lucious, LL

Venusinaphrodite_

Are you sure you reaalllyyyy wanna be stuck with me for the rest of your life? Lol😉 take care while you’re away😘 K Xx

Double LL

I love YOU Katie-Kat…. LLL … dead … new signature….💋💋

Kassy

Thanks! 😊 😂 solid plan! we’re through the looking-glass now; what’s a little tax fraud between virtual family. 🤫

Katie

Also, Matt… I couldn’t go through with the wedding this weekend. My heart wasn’t in it. Luckily though, I managed to get half the gift table into an IKEA bag. I almost made it to the elevator before some stopped me and said “that’s where you leave a gift, not where you take one with you.” and I remember that yes, it was not my wedding. 😋

Titania

Feel better, Dawn!

Titania

Happy birthday!

MsBunny

Happy Birthday many blessings 🖤🐇

Titania

Your wedding photographer is really going all out there, LL. 😁 😘 I don't remember mine following me into my boudoir. 🤣

Pisces Queen

Matt🧔🏻...I just want to say Thank you for this wonderful audio🥰! It got in my already distracted head space. This definitely hit home for me with this energy I have been feeling for a couple weeks. My body has been craving passionate touch. The audio definitely gave me Chris Brown "WE" vibes: https://open.spotify.com/track/2aubFl5KfYtugP3jUtizRw?si=MPMVw_i5TVSCPwlpbzkl7A&utm_source=copy-link I appreciate your imagination and playfulness when you create these audios. This audio was very vivid for me. I absolutely loved the forehead touch (that was super intimate). This was so sensual with the foreplay of touching you, touching me...was such a delectable hand dance. Loved that you threw in one of my favorite parts of the male anatomy (the V groin area 🤤 is the SPICE OF LIFE 😗🤌🏾). I imagined this more happening at a pre-dusk or dusk atmosphere. The finish was soooo good! (Yay to a messy chest💦 😍😂!) Nice try with trying to have an on-line marriage 🤣! Those are bait and catch words ....so it's a NO for me. The lucky Mr.PQ gonna have to work smarter,harder and out wit me to earn my love even in imagination land! 🤣🤣🤣 FACTS!

Titania

So does this make us all virtual metamours? 🤣

Double LL

T… she’s absolutely dedicated… to the whole “O”vent.. wouldn’t want to miss the zenith of this historic day coming to a head..lots of buttons that need to be pressed on that …. Camera …😂😂😂

IndyJane

So I did find a page that offers virtual proposals, virtual marriages, and virtual divorces, but only for two-person marriages. We need something like 4th dimensional polygamy so that you can have ~500 spouses and each of us can also have multiple spouses (*cough*Double LL*cough cough*). I can't wait to see what kind of bizzare targeted advertising we're all going to get from googling that. Yes, I'm making jokes because I can't deal with how intimate that was. My mind was a constant refrain of "I can't believe he's saying this in a meta." The thinking sounds you made while looking at the search results were the cutest. When you get back, tell us about any cool restaurants you went to in Wellington. I know you said this was a work trip, but you still have to eat.

Double LL

You rang Indy….😏

Double LL

Bambi, i thought you’d never ask.. 🥹🥹… undeniably, unequivocally, incontrovertibly YES….. she thinks I’m pretty 😍…..💋💋

Venusinaphrodite_

So I was sitting here thinking “man I wonder if I still have a picture of me in a wedding dress🤔”(never married though lol) and I totally do. Now I wanna go play dress up and go cake tasting lmao

Venusinaphrodite_

I have three friends who make them! We’ll go together and you can get spoiled! Well it looks like the time has come!👰🏻‍♀️

Double LL

Love you Mona 🥰😍😘

Meg_just_Meg

Enjoy Wellington! And say hello to our master perfumer friend

Lisa xx

Sending love to y'all ❤️, and have a safe trip Matt! x

Ann

Aleigh my daughter has finally convinced me to buy hair products. So I spent a fair sum at Target this week as well. You are not alone with this. :)

Ann

Beautiful! Dress and prayer are my favorites. 👀😏

Ann

Being stuck with you may not be the hardship you are implying.

Double LL

Noted, Annie, for future …..events. Sending all my prayers 😏 (both of them) and a big wet smooch too! Love you B Doll ☺️….. 💋💋

Ann

Man packages? 🤦‍♀️🤣 On the inside of your left thigh? ⤵🍆 Nice directions. This audio made me think of heavy eyes, languid movement, yearning, synergy. Kind of warm and gooey and comfortable. Thanks for the lube comment. I forgot to bring it with me and haven't had any for a week. My poor clit is almost raw. Breath work with audio was nice. To be honest this audio was different for me and I am still trying to process it. Not sure if it was the intimacy or the the whole yours is mine and mine is yours. You know my fingers are yours and yours are mine. You never preface a proposal with "Oh wait I have something dumb to ask you"

Venusinaphrodite_

I don’t know, it might be questionable😅🤣

Shamesha

Happy Birthday! 🥳

Shamesha

Feel better Dawn! 🤗

Ann

🙏🏻😳😏🤤🫠. ❤️

Niamh

If we are crazy at least we’re crazy together 😂

Shamesha

I’m with Ann 🥰

Shamesha

Can’t blame a guy for trying 🤣🤣🤣

MsBunny

Bunny Thought Maddy puts out a lot of Gomez Adams energy. 🖤🐇

Titania

So pretty, all of them! Next summer I'm renewing our wedding vows with my wife in a ceremony and I need creative ideas. She wants to wear a traditional wedding dress (she already got it!) but I'm at a loss. Help a girl out?

Venusinaphrodite_

How exciting!!! Ok do you see yourself wearing a dress? You could do a more traditional dress but add fun accents. I think dresses that are dip-dyed look really cool too. A dress in a color you love. Or something with a pattern. I really like pant suits a lot too. Dress them up or down. Maybe something with a lighter material if it’s hotter. I’m all about comfort lol

Titania

K- yes, I think a dress, but not traditional. Definitely a color! Or black?? 🤔

Titania

Hen night! 🐔🐔🐔😁

Venusinaphrodite_

T black would be pretty rad! But color would be really nice too!😍😍😍

Venusinaphrodite_

Moby is the only cock not allowed in the henhouse that night. Court member coop!

Titania

Also, Matt has moved up the virtual relationship escalator from "internet boyfriend" to virtual hubby. Too funny.

San

So this public statement is to tell us, if I understand correctly, that there is at least one aspect of each of us that you would like to marry. You know that's very flattering and completely exciting? Thank you for your love for us, Thank you for this moment of intimacy and thank you for understanding that we need tenderness, these moments of intimacy, of feeling appreciated, valued, loved...It only makes us feel good. Thank you for choosing this position that reveals that only the two of us exist at this moment, that you are totally mine and that I am totally yours too. I love your willingness to lay ourselves bare before each other to explore each other in the smallest detail without any barriers. A pure moment of emotions and energy. You understood that after such an exchange of desire, passion and love that it was time to move on to another stage. You couldn't ignore your heart could you? Love it !😆 It was a funny little moment, but not without meaning. Hmm. I have to admit, I like this authenticity. Good night and see you soon 💜 I'd love to devour you when you get back so come back in one piece please 😉

Katie

(Mona apologizing for 3 exclamation points 🤭🤭🤭 Girl.)

Katie

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Sassy with a “K” 😉😘

Katie

You know it’s a tough economy when everything at the dollar spot is $5 🙄😅 Ann!!!! COOOL! What did you get!?!?

Katie

Dawnnnn! Rest up sweetie pie! I need those puns to get me through this life.

Katie

It doesn’t matter… I’m just curious as shit… do you have like just a saved archive of your thirst traps or are these spontaneous lemme just take this picture moments…because either way… that’s a level of commitment I appreciate more than you know. Ugh you’re so hot.

Katie

Stuck with you… on you… like a wet tshirt. Sounds like perfection. 😘🫶

Katie

😂 targeted google ads. Ohhh the algorithms just went, wait what?

Katie

T- Maybe a jumpsuit with a skirt?? I think they look sexy, badassery superhero like, but still elegant m!

Katie

“I’m still trying to process it,” SAME ANN! 😵‍💫😮🫠

Katie

I went meta first. TTT style. I’m still never ready. I think I’m going to react one way and it’s a whole different reaction I could never have predicted! This was so helpful in experiencing being each other’s hands… I think maybe a Mona lead conversation in a previous comment section, that I didn’t fully get until now. I feel enlightening and I like it. I love Meta Matt because I feel like it’s such a safe way too experience the intimacy we have. It’s such a new concept for me and it’s not something I experience in the role play audios like I do 👰🏼 in the metas. You said “affection” and my feelings said cry now. And the physical/emotional connection of my mind and body is a new language I’m trying to learn now, and it’s just an overwhelming experience. So thank you for continuing to give me a space to learn as much as I play. 🥰😘🥹 I’ll meet you at the top of the fake Eiffel Tower. 💜💜💜

aleigh -`♡´-

mona i so get that!! are you going to burn through it for fun reasons or for groceries? unfortunately, mine was for groceries! ain't no rest for the wicked....aka capitalism 🤣

aleigh -`♡´-

hi ann!! oh my gosh, what did you get? please splurge all! i am constantly buying products as i have naturally curly hair! i just got a protein mask and olive oil products for my hair -- they drink that stuff up!

aleigh -`♡´-

katie and lucy: BIG AGREEEE. oh my gosh money just is not what it used to be! also not being 16 anymore and everything being 50x more expensive doesn't help lmao 😭

Venusinaphrodite_

Katie🥹🥰❤️ Speaking of a wet tshirt, I wore a white shirt yesterday and it rained🙈🤣

Venusinaphrodite_

Katie literally going to be all of us hanging out😂😂😂😂😂😂

Double LL

Hey KKat! Sooooo … some people write stories, some people record audios, some people write exceptionally personal and touching comments here… I take pictures. Finding beauty in the world around me and myself is so important to me, flowers to intimate moments, it’s all on the table. Kinda a picture a day keeps the pot simmering and my eyes and heart open, part of my sexual identity and relationship with myself at this point. I do have a sexy archive and do add to it as Matthew or you guys or life inspires me…. It has really been very sexy to share with you all here and I hope you will continue to indulge me. It’s a way for me to say thank you to all of you for being such an integral part of helping me find my sexual identity and for being part of my journey … not to mention it’s fun as hell!! Those pictures didn’t exist a year ago…

Double LL

Mae, my Bae…. That’s LLL to you…. Add a little luscious to the mix and it’s even more delicious 😋…. Kisses right on that sexy eyebrow Babe 💋💋

Ann

😂 Todays ear worm

Katie

Indulge you? INDULGE ME! I’m almost speechless… but I do have to say, thank you for sharing with us. This brought a little more sunshine to my day. 🫢😵🫠🥰🥹🤗🥴

Katie

👏👏👏 Art on display! 🫠🤤

Katie

Kels!!! That second one!!! Like watercolors?? 😍😍😍

Katie

PPPFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT 🤭😂 Again? 🤦‍♀️👏🤫

Katie

AHHHHHH THIS WAS IMMEDIATELY IN MY HEAD YESTERDAY. 👏👏👏👏👏 …. And now it will never leave 😅😩🤭

Katie

I think I went all of last week no touchies… I just realized that now… And now I’m on day 2 of being late because I just had to catch up… Whoops. #priorities And now I really need to get out of bed… and not go again. These are the heroic moments of my life. Okay. Deep breath. Covers off. Standing up.

Venusinaphrodite_

Ann its just the background music of my brain at this point lol

Venusinaphrodite_

Katie we’ll never hear it the same way again!😅

Ann

👏👏👏👏👏 #Katieisahero. #lookatkatiego. #isitabirdoraplane #ITSSUPERKATIE ❤️🤗

Venusinaphrodite_

Katie I really like that one too! I bet it could be made in any colors too😍

Ann

It’s morning for me so BEST DAY EVER ABOUT TO START!!!! For those of you in the middle or finishing your day I hope you are having the BEST DAY EVER 🤗 Having Matthew whisper me to sleep makes all the difference in the world. I am up and refreshed and ready to go. This audio is going into safe for sleep (SFS) vault. The end is a little vigorous but with volume low it doesn’t wake me up. Multipurpose audios are the best!

Double LL

Bringing sun to all the places the sun don’t shine…. I like it! 😂😂.. love you KKat!! 💋💋

Katie

Set up the couch, Ann. I’m moving in. 🤭😂🥰 #iloveAnnSOmuch

Katie

You’re the headlamp to my deep dark cave 💜🤦‍♀️😂😂😂😂

Dawn

You guys are awesome! Thank you 🫂

Katja

Not really the same but last yr I had a dream I was getting married over Zoom lmao it was awful bc I was getting married just bc "it made sense" and not bc it felt right. Made me go through the real feelings of what it would be to settle for someone I don't love 😬 anyhow, onto more fun things 😅 Mmmh, totally get the comfort of knowing your own body and this was f a n t a s t i c. But in a little different way, how fun to explore each other and even have a few laughs during until we get the hang of it and completely melt into one another. Whose hands are they, does it even matter when in that moment you feel more like me than my own self and vice versa. Thinking about it, oh God, I need your forearm pressed between my breasts and to suck on your fingers while I'm fluttering around the ones inside of me. But only until you replace them with your lips and tongue. With my two hands still tightly wrapped around you... And no, thank ~you~ for that visual reminder of your V shape and pubic hair (not like I needed one cause it's burnt into my memory). Also, your soft kisses are illegal. Unbelievable. I wanna give you a kiss on the forehead, and your brows 😌 Wait, a memory unlocked! This is so chaotic lol but, didn't you have mics that had like a certificate saying they're partners?? Wish I could say it's weird that I rmbr sth like that but not to me, tbh 😅 you probably don't even use them anymore (does that mean they're divorced, or did they die together like in The Notebook?? Why did I go so morbid 😭) what I'm saying is, if they can, then nothing's impossible if you just wish for it hard enough 🤭 *Disney theme song playing* Be safe and hopefully work isn't too tiring/boring!

Double LL

Now that’s my kind of spelunking..*insert eye brow waggle … 😂😂

Ann

OMG I loved your post. Perfect. Perfect. 🤗

Ann

Ah Katie. Love you too. Also I don’t own a couch. My living room or lounge is my office. I do have a second bedroom. ❤️❤️❤️

Venusinaphrodite_

Mona and it would be comfortable in the heat!🙌🏼 I think I would try just googling tea length dresses and then like neckline or sleeve type or color and go from there. Sometimes you can get away with finding dresses that aren’t marketed as “wedding” for really good prices.

Katja

Ann, thank you 😂😂❤️ I'm so glad you liked it! Please, as if weird! I could picture it fine 😉 that's hot too, I like it! Even tho I'm veeeery biased for legs being entwined and seeing each other's faces cause intimacy and I love kisses way too much. I mean, we can kiss in any position😏 but some are easier hahaha but the arm over my torso, um - my brain stopped for a sec lmao it's the forearms 🥴 and hands... *starts listing everything lol* biggest fantasy is probably ignoring I'd get such a beard burn cause sensitive skin✨ but we love it a little burny so it's fine 🥲 Ngl I think (I'm sure actually lol) reaching behind to tug would hurt my arm considering it wouldn't be just two tugs exactly🤪 sorry if I ruined the picture🙈 we can find other ways to tug lmao😜

Venusinaphrodite_

You’d better!😘 or I’ll come to the bakery😈🤣🤣🤣

Katie

#dreamsyouwouldhaveneverhadbeforecovid

Katie

Okay Katja Kat said something that made me think of this clip and if I have already shared this before… in a different comment section, forgive me. It’s just a perfect Friends moment. https://youtu.be/6OZoP2iWpnU

Katie

SO WHAT HAPPENS IF SOMEONE EMAILS YOU IN ALL CAPS? Do you request they stop yelling? 😂😂😂

Katie

I think they are calling those “midi” these days…. At least what a search for…

Katie

No, I think we are exactly on the same wavelength of you getting all excited and then branching into 5 different thoughts at the same time 😂😂🤗😘

Katie

And I pffttt cause I can’t articulate that actual sound I make… it’s more joyful and less judgmental than a true pfftttt… hence the light hearted emojis 😂😂😂

DeltaDawn

I haven’t had any time to listen to this yet as I am in work hell! Just skimming the comments it looks like I will have something to look forward to at least.

Titania

Coming back here to find some amazing ideas! Thank you! *swoons at the prettiness*

Ann

Ooohhh. Hope work hell stops soon. Take care of yourself 🤗

Katie

I mean… what’s life without a little mystery!? 😂 I think “Hi, my name is Mona,” is just perfect 🤫

Katie

🤜🤛

aleigh -`♡´-

as you should mona!! i'm the same way! i try to get a bang for my buck but my god will i be spending every last dime to my name as i'm doing so 😭 please keep us updated!! we need a little mona haul asap 🤗

Katja

I didn't even know Zoom existed before everything happened so yeah yikes and lmaooooo but Kitten pls don't stop being my friend if I say that I've never really watched friends, just a little bit 😭😭😭

Ann

🥳 BEST DAY EVER. so excited😃

Dawn

Bunny, these are amazing

Dawn

Ann, is it your birthday? I see a party hat

Ann

I am actually NOT going to take care of business today. 😳 what!?!?!!! Ann not masturbate? Shocking I know. I am giving my parts a break. The week with no lube didn’t do me any favors. Not bad really just…break is needed. But no worries it is still going to be the BEST DAY EVER. 🎉🎉🙃

Ann

Perfect and beautiful.

Ann

Dawn 🤗 No my birthday is in March. Just starting the day off as a celebration to set the tone 😃. You are so GREAT! 🥰

Ann

DEE!!! Gosh I am right now sending you ALL the positive vibes I can! Ooooffff big positive vibe package just sent. Will continue through out the day. YOU are beautiful wonderful intelligent kind and STRONG. Don’t forget it ever. 😘🤗

Dawn

No Ann, YOU are great 🤗

Dawn

I read something once that said I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday lol I feel your pain!

Patti

I really hope it is, Ann! Thanks for setting the intention!

Katie

It’s totally cool K! I never hold it against the people … I didn’t start watching it till I was in college which was like idk, 10 years after it was off the air (oh the k!ds won’t even know what that means will they?) I am understanding because I hope people won’t hold it against me when I say I haven’t watched anything 1000 things… (GoT, stranger things, downton… i mean the list goes onnn) 🤭🤭🤭

Ann

Dee I hope it worked❤️. Nice picture. What a view. Sending some extra positive vibes just for back up 😘 Patti you are welcome 🥰 Dawn. How about we are both great 😊.

Ann

That’s what I find when I am supposed to be working. Sigh. Shower curtain Amazon. It is perfect and I wish it was a print. I would totally out that on my wall.

Katie

Mmmmmm the metaphor. 😍🥰

Ann

Woohoo people it is almost Tower time! Matthew dropped the pattern a couple hours ago and it is……review coming later. BEST DAY EVER! 🥰🎈🎉 I started it out right anyway 😉

Katja

Is it the little bit of our age diff kicking in 😅? But doesn't matter. It's a really good show. Love 90s sitcoms. I started watching Downton by accident and ended up absolutely loving it. I'd recommend you some but I think you have enough alr lol and ppl sometimes hate my recs so I'm scarred 😂

rebecca

Hiii beautifuls 😍 This audio was immediately drop your panties caliber (as if they aren’t all that way) but whoooosh Hope your Wellingtrip (🥁) was swell, Matt! Not gonna be able to join the party tonight, seeing a concert that starts promptly at Tower Time. I’d be here if I could. Love y’all, have a great weekend 😘💜

MsBunny

So do ya think that the boy on boy audio is dropping today. Asking for a friend also I have my fan cast for the other man. Here is a hint it’s stars with Andrew and ends with the Garfield. Just saying that combination is aesthetically pleasing to me. Anyway….. 🖤🐇

Titania

That's amazing! 🤣

Dawn

That is so beautiful that I don't have the words Ann!

Ann

See you can count in me for back up anytime 😘🥰

Ann

Be safe and have fun 😘❤️

Anonymous

I finally really got to absorb this audio and I was listening during ~mundane tasks~ and "...show me, keep fking it for me" my response is legit like a zap between my legs and then they feel weak for a second 😂. Also, the "serious question" of "what happens next" was slightly alarming at first ha but it's nice you were feeling mushy 😌.