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PERFECT BLEND (Erotic Audio Role-play 18+) (Patreon)

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☕️ Hey - I’ve seen you around this cafe a bit. 

I couldn’t help noticing you’re using a dating app. 💘

Maybe I could help you find someone while we wait for our coffees?

[M4F] THE PERFECT BLEND [Strangers to Lovers] [Cafe hook-up] Immersive] [Binaural SFX] [3D sound] [Meet-cute] [F*ck-cute] [Slightly meta] [Creampie] [Mutual Orgasms] [Body appreciation]

Smooches,

🧔🏻💜Matthew xx

p.s. I just wanted to say an anonymous thanks to a couple of people who have edited their 🗝️ pledges over the last couple of weeks to contribute above and beyond. It’s something I never expect, and I’m just super grateful that you’ve taken the time to think of me and the page, to consider its value, to add to what we have here, and add to time I can put into us! It means so !**!*!! much to me. 😌

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Aven

I am so glad I joined ! You really are doing such good work and it helps me so much to get more confident about my sexual desires! Thank you🥰😘

むくげ

Hi Matt!Today is Chinese New Year's Eve in China, and tomorrow is Chinese New Year, and I'm celebrating alone again this year...hhh so I'm soooo happy to see you! Maybe I can have a hug?🥺😘

Venusinaphrodite_

Well well well, what’s a guy like you doing in a place like this?😉🤣

Meg_just_Meg

I mean, coffee is an aphrodisiac ☕️😈

Elmyra Forest

Hey I’m the one in the candy store. The Man Candy store… know what I mean? 🍭😝😝

Lavender Belle (Jenn)

Can’t wait to listen to this one! Sorry I’ve been a bit incognito the past few weeks. My father is finally coming home from his heart surgery (from November!) and I’ve been doing nothing for myself in forever. And now I’m in the middle of my own health issue so this adulting shit can eat my ass lol So tonight spending a couple of hours with friends stuffing my face with sushi Hope you are well Matthew and same to all the belles! 💜💜💜

Venusinaphrodite_

So this morning I went shopping and something I purchased had shea butter in it and I instantly thought of you. At this point I think it’s only fair if I give you Pavlovian responses as well😤😜

BunnyRabbit

Matty Daddy 😚 Sincerely 🖤🐇

Noelle A.

The title is too cute 😩 can’t turn red at the subway station though. So glad I joined! 🌸

Raegan Howard

So looking forward to this, I love when you're flirty and your awkward jokes. I wanted to say that the other week I said something about things feeling not as intimate, and I owe you and the Belles an apology. You share so much of yourself and after listening to the naughty side of love and no words...I remembered (muscle memory perhaps 😉) that I would be lost without our sexy world. I love you,💜 I love this page💜 and I'm sorry if I made you feel anything but my gratitude.

Elmyra Forest

Oh this audio! Adorable, a bit meta. It’s like a first meet fantasy but more on the lightness. Thank you!

むくげ

Want to listen this audio now but I need to go to sleep soon… I guess I can wait till I wake up... I'm going to have a great New Years Eve this year🤔😉

Venusinaphrodite_

“Oh my god you Angel I’m parched” *steals your cup to take a sip* “this is GREAT creamer”

Kelly (Your Friendly Neighborhood Pansexual)

Hey, don’t knock dating apps, that’s how my fiancé found me. 😁 They even got me a candle that says “you’re the best thing I’ve found on the internet”. 🥰 Ugh, I’m still behind on audios. Plumbers in and out, changing out roach baits 😖, trying to see if I can get legal recourse on what my slum-lords put me through, behind on cleaning, sinking into various mental breakdowns, feel guilty because I’m not productive, can’t sleep because I feel bad, not productive because I can’t sleep. Vicious cycle. 🔥♻️🔥 I’ve had hardly any me time the last month or so. But it makes me so incredibly sensitive. The other day, I finally sat down and listened to “No Words” and “For When You Can’t See Your Beauty”. It was an intense blur of edging and cumming LOUD. I feel bad for anyone within a mile of me because I could not hold in the moans. 😅🤤 Seriously, it was intense and sooooo goooooood. I’m always trying to forgive myself for taking a rest. Lately when I make time for TTT, so freaking worth it. Always worth it, but it’s been special recently because I have hardly any time to spare. ❤️💋❤️💋❤️💋

Linda

Baby, a quick kiss on lips and a nose kiss with a slap to your hot ass, I'm off to watch my 16 yo perform a beatnik poetry reading at a local coffee house😊 I swear she has the soul of a 1960 flower child and her father brains ...lethal combo. Love ya, have a fabulous fun weekend😘🤗😘🤗.

Venusinaphrodite_

Ahahahaha😂🥞 I bet I’m sweeter then syrup though… maybe I’ll lick myself off my fingers just to check and make sure though. Want a taste?😏

Linda
>>100061855

Can't wait to listen to this creative gem....I said it once (or twice) you are not human, you're a sexy love God😏

toweraudios
>>100060710

Hey Noelle! 💜 Yeah, maybe wait until you're on the train and the seat vibrations start up? 😜😂 Lovely to hear from you and thanks for the chatting on the last audio too! 😘xx

Niamh

Oh this was smooth. Way too smooth for me to control myself 😂 Have a roadtrip up north this weekend, I’m going to need your audios on repeat in the car to calm my nerves! Love and hugs to the belles and head kiwi xx 💜💜💜

Ann

One more week and then I get my apartment back. TTT+T for sure. I bought my ticket to India now I tell my son. Wish me luck. He is going to be less than happy. 😅. I will listen to this when I go to bed. Thanks Matthew for the what I am sure will be stellar content. Can’t wait. 🥰

Venusinaphrodite_

Oohhh I did something terribly naughty😭 This week I was like “you know what pussy, Matthew has had you for almost two years now. You can’t think that he owns you.” So I tried listening to another person. HIS NAME ENDED UP BEING MATT. My brain went🙄 and my pussy went see HIS😜 but it’s not the worst part. The entire time I imagined you. I’m a terrible terrible person lol

toweraudios
>>100060761

Raegan! 💜 No need to apologize! 🤗 It's totally legit to have your own response to them, and no doubt there are waves of different kinds of audios that come and go. I'd recommend 'For When You Can't See Your Beauty' / 'Taking The Day Off' and 'You Used To Be So Good' and there's a new meta and other BFEs on their way too (the meta talks all about a neuroscience article I read on the kind of intimacy we have here actually!). I hope everything is well with you and it's always lovely to hear from you. xx

Alaina

A “meet cute” turns into a “fuck cute”..this is my kind of rom com!!

toweraudios
>>100060785

Hey Elmyra! 💜 I just hope the meta bit didn't make you want to roll your eyes hahaha. 😂

toweraudios
>>100060957

You are! You're going to meet a great guy in a coffee shop, and things are gonna get hooot... 😜

Venusinaphrodite_

Just make me your latte it’s ok. You can draw shapes on my tummy😂

aleigh -`♡´-

ah i hate that i’m never home in time for the friday posts anymore, but it won’t stop me from putting in my two cents before listening lmao 😭 i’m too excited for this one!! my coffee shop-visiting, bookstore-wandering heart is going to combust. wattpad girlies, stand up!! it’s y/n’s time to shine 🫡

aleigh -`♡´-

matt, please stop being so hot. i’m about to pass out (i’m anemic)

Kathryn

Ummm... this is NOT my experience of online dating. Where do I sign up for this plan? 🤔 Fave first message I've ever received(I shit you not, this is verbatim. No embellishment.): "Hi. Your cute. Do you swallow the holy yogurt of yogurts?" 😖 So that's the talent pool I'm trying to draw from. 😢 But as I said, my new Nora is here and the color is back in my world (or in my 😼, either way). Thank you to everyone who supported me during my mourning period. 😘 Love you all! 💜💜💜

toweraudios
>>100062304

Ahhh! Have a great time! 😁 And you'll laugh in a couple of weeks cause I have a friends to lovers road-trip audio in development! Timing was just a little off... 😆😘 xx

Dawn

Hello all you amazing people! I've missed you all so much!

Kateastrophy

I'm at work this is going to be a loooong shift. Please send help 😂

Shamesha

Hello All, I’m still working… this day won’t end 😅. I wanted to say hello and wish everyone a wonderful weekend!😘🥰🤗💜💜💜💜

Emily Dawn

This reminds me of when I was temporarily on a dating site awhile back. At the time, I was only open to meeting up with women and I was careful to set my preferences to only show women who I matched with. The first line in my bio said that I was only interested in meeting women, but that didn’t stop men from swiping right on me. 😅 And here’s where I admit something a little embarrassing: I paid for premium/gold/whateverthefucktheycallit so I could see all of them. 😂😂😂 I was shocked. It was a major confidence boost for me because I’ve been with the same man for 19 years now and I guess I just never thought I was all that attractive because I didn’t ever get/seek/perceive that ‘validation’. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I also have a mean RBF that weeds out the weaklings so I’m sure that has something to do with it. Anyways, fun audio as usual. 😘

Harriet

I miss you on Spotify 😢 I just barely started using it and was having so much fun experiencing new-to-me music from your lists. Thank you for the brief but lovely experience anyway. This is such a pattern for me. Just as I discover wonderful things they vanish. Sort of like my disappearing orgasms 🫤

Venusinaphrodite_

I couldn’t even tell you what Walmart Matt’s looks like. I’m sure it’s lovely. But I look at your face and get wet so we’re not even gonna talk about what Moby does to me…

aleigh -`♡´-

damn you, matttt. the dad jokes always have my heart. speaking of, i recently went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you … 😨

Kathryn

Also, thinking about the ending cuddles (or I suppose it could work for the lead in too)... If you could find a way to recreate the magic of having my hair played with either pre- or post-session, you'd be on to something! 🥵

Double LL
>>100064205

Need a little iron? 🙃. Steel? Iron? Amost the same thing … both are hard….and either can betaken orally 😅

San

Hi, I hope you are all well. I look forward to reconnecting with you. I miss you guys. 🥹I haven't read you or even listened to the audios but I am thinking of you. That's when I realize that you are really part of my life. 💜 Matthew, I have been relying on your soft, calm voice to put me to sleep. It relaxes me. It was not erotic in any way! "I didn't even think about it," she said. Lol Hugs to you all 😘 P.S: The funeral is next week. I can't wait for it to be over so I can grieve quietly. I have returned to my mom's house and work from there. Then I'm helping her with all the preparations and it's exhausting. I also have to make sure she eats because otherwise she wouldn't. Seeing her like this makes me feel so sad. 😔 Take care of yourselves. 😘

aleigh -`♡´-

did y’all hear about this? i just found out new york state mandated that fine kiwi men hang out with me on friday nights. they mentioned sharing pavlova with me too, but i might’ve misheard. i can’t believe this 🫢

toweraudios
>>100063557

You'll be a Maddy Warhol painting. 😂Andy's one sold for 40K. That's the most expensive male orgasm ever, but it's still only like, .0004 cents per sperm. A bit sad really... 😂

aleigh -`♡´-
>>100066570

(i swear once i’m home i’ll have an actual lovey-dovey response about how this is a new favorite for me — because it very much is💗 for now, we clown)

Eternidad

Hey Matthew! Ich hoffe du hattest eine schöne Woche. Achten Sie auf Ihre Allergie🤧 Apropos Kaffee, wie schmeckt dir das Gebräu aus Uganda?

Venusinaphrodite_

I mean it’s been a little while so feel to remind me😏 but that’s like an easy billion for you right?🐋💦🖼️😂😂😂

Venusinaphrodite_
>>100065278

The man is always ducking around, it’s completely quackers how easily we cum for him. Come to him. They come to him. ahhh🏃🏽‍♀️💨😂

TheGingerSnap

I love this so much, best way to relax while I do my spa night stuff. It means so much to have a fun sexy way to appreciate sex. Men I've been with only really cared about themselves and what they wanted, not me at all. Seeing sex like this is so different in the best possible way.

Kateastrophy

I'm at a cafe now and Sydney men just don't compare. Matt when are youcoming to visiting? 😉

Venusinaphrodite_
>>100067637

I love this for you so much! A lot of us are going through that same process of seeing and it’s amazing💜

toweraudios
>>100064721

Hey Shamesha! 💜 May the clock speed up for you. Have a great one too, when you get to it. 😘

toweraudios
>>100064911

Awww!! 😭 Sarah!! 💜 I went to listen to a playlist the other day too, and remembered it was no more. 😢 But there will be new things! Many new things this year! And orgasms! There will definitely be orgasms! And who knows - maybe I'll reactivate Spotify once I'm settled into the year and have more time... 😘

Alaina

OMG you did change the tag 🤣 A man of your word! Let me get on my knees..and thank you 🍆 🧎🏼‍♀️!!

Venusinaphrodite_

I caught that comment up there and she just needed to finesse it more. Really set the scene lol see if it were me I’d go with something like: I keep imagining I see you out at the bar and I imagine myself walking passed you and stopping to lean into you and whisper in your ear “no matter how hard I try I just can’t seem to make myself cum as hard as I know you’d make me..” and then I’d wander my way back to my table. But maybe “Hi” might put me onthe path to helping me find out sooner or later…

toweraudios
>>100065067

I must apologize to my fellow Matthew for the slur against our good name. Matthew's stick together. I take it back. I eat humble pie. American pie, apparently... 😉 xx

D

Smooth, Matt. 😎 You got me thinking about my wildest most hilarious date... he canceled with someone else when we met. I though "No way...total player". He had a good reputation (though my initial thought was correct) and the night went for HOURS involving a sports car, trespassing, a boat ride, a huge storm, feeding one another bites of whipped cream at 2am, and 45 minute goodbye maybe an inch apart neither one of us willing to close that last little bit. With all the laughter and shenanigans we didn't even kiss.🤣 I'm pretty sure I wouldn't last 45 seconds with you before closing the gap. 😜 Happy weekend everyone. Back to the books for me! 😘😘💜🤗

Venusinaphrodite_

Mmmm I’ll take that little slip of feeling the urge to puff your chest🥵 but you’re right it wasn’t very nice of you. Come here so I can wash your mouth out…with more pie😂

toweraudios

Ahhh!!! Have a beautiful weekend all! Happy New Year! 🐇 Enjoy the fireworks! Both kinds!! 🤪🧨💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

toweraudios
>>100066746

Es war toll! Sehr lecker! ☕️ And I found a place close to home called 'Olive Branch' that stocks those middle eastern spices too! Hope you're well! 😘 xx

toweraudios
>>100066813

🤣🤣🤣 I beat my 11 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 record too!! Haha - and I have the proof... 😂😂😂 Coming in Feb... literally... 🤣🤣🤣

Venusinaphrodite_

My birthday is July 11th so I’ll consider that a good omen and a half birthday present😂😂😂 but also ELEVEN MAN HOW DO YOU NOT PASS OUT?!🤣 I’m determined to make it all fit and then I’ll call myself an art gallery ft The works of Matthew Harris. Gonna curate my own self at that point hahahaha😘

toweraudios
>>100067714

Kateastrophy! 💜Seeedneeey! I bet it's barbie weather there! I'll just get me sunnies and stubbies on and be over. Put some VBs in the esky for me? 😘 xx

toweraudios
>>100069255

Haha - I your adequate grammar would get you across the line without a 'hi' to be honest. 🤣😂

IndyJane

Edit 1: I wrote and THOUGHT I posted this comment hours ago, but I guess it didn't go through. 🙃 I'm fine. I'm handling missing the Friday Matthew interaction very well. ...ok, I may go out for ice cream to console myself, but I think that's perfectly reasonable. Edit 2: Something somewhere isn't working. Trying to post this again. Apologies if I end up spamming the comment section. **** Uuugggghhhhh this is so stinkin' cute!!!! That modeling for life drawing classes bit is so ridiculous, I have to ask, did you actually have that as part of your profile on a dating app at one point? I can imagine you approaching a dating profile as a writing challenge: be outrageously charming in as few words as possible. As a writer, do you keep a Word doc of the miscellaneous things you write (like a dating profile) in case you want to use a line for something later or do you consider things like that ephemeral and let them go? Annnndddd I've lost the plot and got distracted from the unbelievably sexiness that followed. Holy cats. "I'm being so bad." "You need to stop me!" 🤯😵 Your gasps in this one. 💀 I can't wait to try the pattern. It's day 1 of my period so I only listened without playing along. I did get to try the pattern you added for "Caught Me" last night and that was incredible. All the recent audios have just been next level hot. You just keep getting better and better.

Venusinaphrodite_

Before I say goodnight I would just like to point out you calling him WalMatt still is indicative of passive aggression ahahahahaha😜😜😜

Titania

Take 3 (Patreon has erased all my comments, boo!!) -------' I'm writing from the bleachers at the swim meet, but at least I got to listen before 😀  This audio (like a lot of recent audios!) is going into high rotation! The coffee shop meet-up is cute, but the sexytimes is 🔥🔥🔥.  The repeated "I shouldn't…you need to stop me" brings me right back to the adrenaline of high school-age exploration and it's a definite kick-start to my arousal.   News from here: I just landed a job as an apprentice chocolatier at a local chocolatier/gf bakery/coffee shop! It will soon be my job to make people happy with delicious food, and hopefully preside over some great meet-cutes. It's a welcome career change, and I'm so excited.  🍫🍫🍫 Much love to you all.  Back to the swim meet. 💙💚💛

IndyJane
>>100074496

Omg that job sounds amazing!!! Congratulations! I'm sure you will be fantastic!

Lavender Belle (Jenn)

All I can say after listening is I would never had made it to dinner after listening to this! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Kateastrophy

Dayum ok finally got to listen and this is definitely not my experience of cafe's or dating apps, although those men definitely exist 😂😂 but you missed the most important part! Imagine all the sexy audio we could make together 😉

Venusinaphrodite_

Did you just…did you just say “I SURRENDER”😏😏😏😏 I like that you had to wrestle with all your preconceived notions of conscience while trying to project them onto me like it was in the name of my honor. Sir I’m going to fuck the “we shouldn’t be doing this” right out of that brain and replace it with “we should be doing this for the rest of our lives” and now you owe me a coffee😂😂😂

Eternidad

Eliza, yes, ever since I first heard them, I got hooked for life. There's a certain spirituality in some of their songs.

Elmyra Forest

Happy Lunar New Year for all those that celebrate it! 새해 복 많이 받으세요!

Linda

It's late here, the house is quiet, and I'm sitting here with a cup of hot chocolate reading all the delightful comments to your naughty audio😏 I'm in awe of the beautiful, funny, quirky Belles and how much they adore you Matthew!! You're truly loved and adored by these amazing women, me included😉. The comments are fun and loving, respectful and so supportive of you and of each other......I love this community of women you brought together, well done Sir🤗 Now, as for this fun audio you created.... naughty, hot and fun.....you are so creative and a genius in how you capture a woman's attention and can leave us in a puddle of pleasure, utterly spent and satisfied. Most men cannot do what you do by being in the same room, you're across the world and can completely satisfy a woman....mind boggling🙃. I adore your sexy, playful, laughter....very hot! Hope you're having a fabulous weekend and I often wonder if you are blessed with a female companion who can satisfy you as much as you satisfy us.......you are amazing love😘🤗😘🤗

Kateastrophy

Jumping back in to say I had two realisations today while standing in the back corner of a bookshop (and giggling at a certain book by Herman Melville): 1. I am not only too short to reach the top shelf, but I can't reach the one under it either; and 2. This would make such a great meet-cute 😊

Nadja

Dear Matthew, this is my first Patreon membership just for you and I am simply amazed and couldn’t be more happy. Thank you for your amazing audios. 💕