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GETTING READY FOR BED (Erotic Audio Role-play 18+) (Patreon)

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2023-05-09 23:00:02
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Hey -

Just you, me and the mics! If anyone can explain what this is, other than a bit meta boyfriendy… um…

Hope you're having a nice week so far!

Smooches,

🧔🏻💜Matthew xx

[M4F] GETTING READY FOR BED [Immersive] [Gentle MDom] [Meta] [Boyfriend experience] [Binaural SFX] [Romantic] [Fantazising] [Say my name] [After-babble] [Pillow cuddling]


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Comments

Ann

Just what I need. Thank you. 💜🤗

Niamh

I’m 30 seconds into it and I love wearing perfume to bed too 😍

Angel

Have a great week, can’t wait to listen!🤍

Niamh

“Say my name while you cum” 🥵🥵 Bold of you to assume I’m not screaming it already darling 😉 Also the sounds in this one are insane 😅

Tara

Presses play to listen while cooking dinner, totally unprepared. Proceeds to burn everything. Cereal for dinner tonight!

caroline m

Reporting for duty as your pillow 🫡

Kris

Damn ayour upload time honey tongue 😖 I always have to wait to listen and by then I'm too tired and blissed out to tell you how much I loved it. The first lazy Tuesday I've had in ages and I'm FINALLY on time 🫠 Fucking hell Matt. Honey tongue. Daddy. Sir. Master. I'll call you whatever you'd like if it means getting whisked off into whatever divine sin you've created. Scream your name for as long as you could go on for. I fucking melt at the idea. It's been too long since I've worn my knees as earmuffs. I don't know what kind of pussy gymnastics goes on but pressed positions hits this perfect angle... for me it's the only time I can cum without clit-stim. And fuck, with your perfect cock.... 🥵 I feel full just thinking about how deep you could go. What kills me is the BFE. You're so cute and adorable afterwards, I love it. I crave those small moments of intimacy we get to linger on after finally cumming together. I've been told a few times my post-coital clinginess is a turn off. I don't want I don't want to know where my body ends and a partner's don't want empty space. Not between bodies and certainly not inside of me (cockwarming ftw!). Just let me feel like it's all too much and not nearly enough 😭 Much love 🍯👅💜

Deanna Tyson

Matt, Matt, Matt…..(haven’t called you that in a while. But you’re still my bestie 🤣) The same my name made me melt. Whatever you want to call this audio, it’s still perfection. 💜💜

Lavender Belle (Jenn)

Damn! Will be listening to this again before bed for some "self care." So if you think you hear your name in a few hours, that was me! 💦💋💜🌋🔥🔥

aleigh -`♡´-

i can already tell tonight was the wrong post to miss!! i just got home from watching one of my friends recitals and i’m ready to cozy up with this one. per cin’s warning, i’m terrified (in the best way). if this is gonna have me giggling and kicking my feet, somebody tell me (i absolutely know it will lmaooo) 🩷

Double LL

Now why exactly am I walking around singing… 🎵🎵..”say my name, say my name..” ? and then I guess the second question should be … how am I walking around exactly?😂😂😂 night y’all 💋💋

aleigh -`♡´-

i was given fair warning. and yet 😶‍🌫️

Shamesha

Ummm…in fantasy, definitely 👍🏾 In reality you couldn’t hold my legs like that, my fat ass can’t breathe! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

aleigh -`♡´-

oh...my god 🫠 i just fell to my knees. this has shaken me to my core and i’m not sure i know how to cope. i’m not even sure i know how to write full sentences anymore. my brain is completely smooth now. i can’t make sense of anything anymore. this is so sick and twisted. matt, i'm sending you my medical bill. YOU CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

D

Um... we label it tailor made for D. You were spot on with your prediction of that Friday. Two things though, Matt... what flipping cologne? Not being able to picture and experience the smell after hearing that idea introduced feels...crippling. Is it something simple like my first love? Edgy classic like the one guy in college I wanted around for his smell? Mysterious and complex like the rough and tough I almost married? Smell can stop you in your tracks. It's deeply connected to memory and for some reason not being able to complete that picture is seriously under my skin. The second thing...Am I not typically supposed to say your name? I figure the neighbor knows it by now, but it's never been prompted to speak it specifically before. Forgive me for blushing but not sure what else I would be calling out. I'm clear on when it's Matt vs. Matthew vs. First AND last name. Suddenly had that moment of... have I been doing that wrong the whole time? 🤣 Anyhow... it was just what the doctor ordered. Thank you. 😘💜🤗

Angel

MATT TAKE ME MATT TAKE ME MATT TAKE ME 😭😂 seriously this is so hot. Thank youuu🤍

Kateastrophy

I listened to this when it dropped but I'm still 💀

Kateastrophy

Alright time to try this 'perfume before bed' thing you seem to enjoy so much, although it feels like some kind of crime to use perfume when I'm not going anywhere 😅

Kateastrophy

The audio: 14minutes and 19 seconds The time it's going to take me to write this review: 2ish hours? • hang on where was my Heeey 😞 *sad Kate noises* • I just realised putting on perfume before I get in bed means that one less thing to remember to do in the morning #lazylifehack 😅 • "smell good for my dreams" *Matt enters my dream* omg he DOES smell good in dreams! • "I'm going to imagine you with me" like every night I hope 😏😘 • "without any makeup" *me that now wears makeup so little that when I do, I forget how to put it on* • "hair's a little bit damp" ahahaha me and my hair loss would NEVER go to bed until my hair is dry. • "maybe you aren't shy" ok Cin absolutely nailed this above. I AM shy, but if you're interested then *flings clothes across the room*. Like, of course I'm shy around someone so out of my league, feeling inadequate and a bit anxious. But if you undress me and you put me on the bed, and you show that YOU'RE interested in ME?! Well damn we're getting your sight AND hearing checked tomorrow because obviously something's wrong 🤣🤣 • "maybe, you suddenly remembered how beautiful you are" *looks in mirror* 😳 nope, definitely not that • "act of uncovering your body" ok yeah that might help 😏 jks it's more like wow that's a turn on but also *hides* why does something that's a turn on also make me feel inadequate?? Brain if you could get your shit together that would just be *chefs kiss* • "thinking about you there imagining me" wait *brain calculating* me imagining you imagining me imagining you? Inception? • "how lucky I am to have you" congratulations you somehow caught me in some kind of hyper-emotional state because upon re-listening I teared up at that and blushed and hid under the covers. Wtf are you doing to me and where did you learn this art?? • "the light in my eyes" wait what colour are your eyes?? (*Grumbles* probably something damn beautiful how dare you) • "can you imagine your hands moving mine" yes, they have better things to be doing 😏 • "skin to skin" ugh the best feeling. Also me: *puts ice cold foot on your leg* • "your chins resting on my shoulder" Me: https://tenor.com/bj8Th.gif • "now my wrist is pressed between your legs" how bizarre, who would accidentally place your hand right there 🤨😂 • ok but you have such nice hands just saying • "I might lift my fingers off to make you ache for more" that's daring for someone who's 🍆 is in MY hand mwahahaha 😂 • It was said above multiple times and I shall say it again: there is no such thing as a "little bit". Especially with you! It's not a scale from 'a little' to 'a lot'. It's a scale from 'a lot' to 'we need to buy new sheets' • "most amazing feeling in the world" emotional bitch is back with more tears and I can't work out if its 🥺 or 🥹 • just your gasps and moans alone are killing me 😵 • you getting turned on from me cumming is so incredibly hot like damn alright I'm ready to go again I can't breathe normally yet but let's do this • "hooking my biceps" goddamn those arms 🤤🤤 • "knees are either side of you" all I learnt from this is I have short thighs and a long torso 😂 • "say Matt take me" *me acting like I've never done that before* Dead. Deceased. No longer living. Relocated to hell. Removed from life. Unalived. Headstone reads: deaths by explosive orgasm. I am absolutely and irreversibly ruined for anyone else. Fuck you (and fuck me) 💀 • "I can feel your thighs trembling too" yeah that wasn't one of your ordinary Kiwi-style earthquakes. That was me. Oops. • "that soft trail of hair" 🤤 now the pillow's wet from me drooling 🤣 I'm somewhere between 'don't stop or I'll die' and 'stfu I'm gonna die" 🥵🥵 • "tell me you want it babe" *me that's been begging for the last 5 minutes* what more do you want from me?! • "say my name" Are... Are you saying you haven't already been hearing it echo across the ditch? For months?! Matt Matt Matt Matt Matt Matt Matt it's like a damn prayer at this point • "my cum has to burst sideways" ok but has anyone else seen that scene in Hot Rod? 🤣🤣🤣 • "I'm destroyed" If you're destroyed then I've been annihilated *heart rate through the roof* • "you made a total mess of me" ok physically sure but you have ruined me mentally, emotionally AND physically 😵‍💫😵 • "picture my chest and belly right now" god I wish I could 🤤😍 • "the idea of you saying my name" ok but who's name are you saying 🤔🧐👀 *cue X-Files music* • "makes me feel kinda vulnerable but it's so hot too" incoming hot take: vulnerability IS hot 😍 like you're choosing to be vulnerable with me?! Sexy. As. Hell! 🥵😍 • "deep ache" ah yes the emotional vulnerability of longing for something I can't have • "I'll never need to breathe again" don't cry don't cry don't cry don't cry *cries a lil bit* 🥺🥺 • "This big guy needs snuggles" Incoming 🐨!! https://giphy.com/gifs/cartoon-kawaii-bear-EQUQdq1Mr94PUJtANv • "that's better" no it is not, I have awaken (awoken?) from a dreamlike state and realised I am in bed alone *big sad* This audio is very quickly skyrocketing to the top of my favourites list. It's hot, it's intimate, it's snuggly at the end 😘 perfection 😘

Kateastrophy

If anyone has worked out how to go on with their day after listening to this, please share. I'm stuck in 'blissed out and floaty' mode

Emily Dawn

Can anyone tell me what happens after 5:18? 🤔😘

Kateastrophy

Happy Tears of the Kingdom day fellow gaming nerds! Happy Eurovision Semi Final 2 day fellow music nerds! Not-so-happy why-did-this-all-have-to-be-in-the-same-week to me

aleigh -`♡´-

i was today years old when i found out may is national masturbation month. happy may-sturbation to all! make sure to give yourselves a hand and a standing o all month long 🫡 🫡 🫡

Sophia

YOU are my night routine... and morning 😅

Tee

I really liked this! The cuddling adorable and the name calling suprised me a tad since I normally refer as Tower not Mat, will most likely listen to the quiet a few more times

Anonymous

I find the topic of criticizing a creator's work that Dee raised interesting because there’s some nuance to it. I think that, as with everything else, it comes down to context. Constructive criticism or suggestions is something that every reasonable creator welcomes. Sharing subjective opinions is different, but also dependent on the context of the art and the artist. In the specific type of content that Matthew creates, a personal dislike of an audio has no constructive value, since he said he’s only making what turns him specifically on. However, there can be another type of value in sharing it if it’s not formulated as a critique but as an explanation of why the theme itself doesn’t work for them. It can be, and has been over the years, an interesting insight into different experiences and perspectives people have. Then there’s the type of subjective criticism that is nothing but going out of your way to say you didn’t like someone’s work. By the way Dee, it was perfectly clear to me that this last case is what you were referring to. Even that though, at least when it happens here, I think is not rooted in malice but rather it’s a form of, sometimes amusing, sometimes annoying, narcissism. 😄

Raegan Howard

So, was anyone else thinking we should love bomb( in a good way) Matt with recordings of saying his name......?

Shadows

My hips are showing so much swagger after listening to that. A relaxed kind of sauntering. Thanks Matt x

EtherAir

Matt please do more [Say my name] tags, holy fuck it gets me gushing so much for you.

EtherAir

Day 6 of cumming to this audio because I am clinically obsessed with "Say my name" Holy fuck