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FUCK LIFE LET’S MASTURBATE! (Erotic Audio Role-play 18+) (Patreon)

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2023-09-01 23:00:03
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Hey-

Long week? Fuck it. Get into bed with me.

Smooches,

🧔🏻💜Matthew xx

[M4F] FUCK LIFE LET’S MASTURBATE! [Meta] [Ramble] [Mutual Masturbation] [Binaural stereo pro 3D SFX] [Touching ourselves together] [Body appreciation] [Pussy Stimulation] [Cock stimulation] [Mutual Orgasms] [After care]

✨ p.s. As you might have seen, there is a new 'Collections' tab which I hope will help to navigate the audios. If you have any suggestions about them I'd love to hear! Thank-yoooou!! Have a fun weekend! xx

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Niamh

Fuck life indeed, very much looking forward to enjoying some tower time tonight

Lavender Belle (Jenn)

Long and frustrating week for me too. This actually was so relaxing I almost fell asleep 🥰

Shamesha

It has definitely been a long week. Looking forward to basking in “Sexy World” 💜💜💜💜

Eternidad

Matthew...I loved how you described one's eyes🌌 And the mind does affect the body and vice versa. It's amazing how we were made, and yet there are more scientific discoveries about the human anatomy. And being poetic is who you are. I personally never get tire of it💖 And I love your whispers too☺️ Beso y abrazo 🤗 p.s. please don't get into any serious trouble 🙏💜

IndyJane

JFC, Matt. With a title like that, I didn’t expect something so emotionally devastating. You took me through the whole spectrum of noises I make during your audios. You earned a couple of FUs when you talked about our rebellious side and eyebrows, followed by the usual whimpers, moans, and giggles. And then that aftercare made me freaking ball. I know this audio isn’t for me, it isn’t FOR anyone in particular, but you need to stop reading my mind, man. I’ve been thinking lately about how I’ve pulled back from being here. I’m in this for the long haul, but the level of engagement I had in the past isn’t sustainable. Recognizing that feels weird. I love the conversations that happen here and I get so much out of them. The major thing I’ve gained from my time here is confidence that my interests and desires are valid. Not just in the bedroom- our interests here bleed from sex to music to poetry and come around to include the whole human experience- including wanting to make the world a better place. The greatest lesson from our sexy world is that we don’t have to choose. Compromise is possible (like your more “‘inconsdicuous” online presence). We can overcome time and distance to have fantastic orgasms AND be active members of our IRL communities.

Kateastrophy

Here I was thinking "oh I've got some time, I'll have a quick listen". *3 minutes later* I'm sobbing 😭 this is what happens when you bottle up all the shit of the last few days and try to pretend it's not there. However I have notes: First of all you should know by now that I AM Satan https://tenor.com/bEggs.gif And if someone puts a grain of sand in my icecream I'm definitely throwing it away... Into their face 😁 (An ASMR or SFW collection would be nice 🥰)

Linda

Sigh, Baby, you are extraordinary, magnificent, exquisite, impressive,adorable..... magical and I admire and cherish you, thank you for this sexy, beautiful masterpiece 💜😘🤗😘🤗Tu possèdes un morceau de mon cœur mon amour, snugs and hugs😘🤗💜

Nadja

I needed that 😭

Titania

This audio is perfection for me. Sweetness and connection, attention to detail, then mind mapping body parts and actions for very hot parallel play. The aftercare…🥹🥹🥹 You can never be too poetic here, Matthew. It's one of the things that sets you apart. Your imagery is like singing - both fill up all parts of the mind so quickly it runs over into emotions and leaks out the eyes…yes, I cried. Well, first I came, then I cried. Excellently healing combination. Sending y'all Wisconsin warmth and wishes for a relaxing weekend. Much love. 💜💙💚💛

Harriet

I needed someone to breathe in my ears that way and say soothing, arousing and escapist things. I’m glad it was you and not a random person off the street whom I might startle by yelling “whisper sweet nothings to me immediately so I can alleviate stress!” Thank you for being a safe and reasonable alternative. 😅

Eternidad

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D

I mean how could anything that starts with hey beautiful not bring a smile?? It took me a minute to get here... things continue to be busy and chaotic and unexpected. The pipe dream is excruciatingly hard work, dare I say it's forcing growth though? Crazier still is the fact that it's still developing and could actually happen. There was a foreshadowing her that caught my breath in my chest. A sadness...also a bittersweet joy. I mean wouldn't want that for one another? For reality to be so rich and full and beautiful the velveteen rabbit or toy story moment happens? Will it be you? Me? Is both? And will we cheer the other on in truest beauty and respect and love? I'm not quite ready to go there, but I felt the moment. Hope you're well!! 😘💜🤗

Kateastrophy

There are only 2 vibes for when I've had a long week: this, and fuck my brains out. I just cycled through both. Ah the duality of (this) man 😊 And never stop being poetic. It's sexy as hell 💜

FriskyFallulah

I thought this was going to be a ‘hate wank’ when it started, (which i never really heard of before) but soon it changed and the body appreciation was really nice, as is your voice

Siouxxxz

I do like a role play, but meta rambles are my favourite. Nicely done, as always. 💜

Pisces Queen

Great ramble 😮‍💨! I needed this like 2 weeks ago when work and life was kicking my arse (in a positive way😂). I just remembered your texting video from last year or 2 years with the car and out dear Mr. HARRIS finishing all over his white vest in the vehicle 😮‍💨🥵. That texting you vid lives rent free in my mind somedays when I daydream. That soaked vest on your chest was perfection. That pic still should be in an Contemporary Art Museum titled" Messed myself for Hot Love" by Matthew Harris 🤣. Don't know how much it would sell for but it would make alot of Money 😏😉😆! Loved this audio🧡!