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CONFESSIONS (Erotic Audio Role-play 18+) (Patreon)

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Hey -

Do you have any quirks like these? FESS UP!!! 😂

Smooches,

⚡️🗼⚡️🧔🏻 Matthew xx

[M4F] CONFESSIONS [Meta/Ramble] [Self-touching] [Talking about turn-ons] [Fantasies] [Pro binaural microphones] [Sexy-time]

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RedPanda756

Of course you had to post this one while I have my apron on and am cooking dinner 🥵. Got weak in the knees and forgot what I was making 😂. I might have to defer the slow listen to after all the sharp knives and hot pans are put away.

Double LL

I forgot how much the sound of your bed sheets excite me, Matthew. The suspense of what’s coming next before you even speak. Thanks for the inspo as always. 💋💋

EtherAir

That was so sexy Matt 🥵 thank you 💋

Lavender Belle (Jenn)

So that escalated quickly! Very hot as always! I’m a little behind on your audios but was thinking while I’m recovering from thyroid surgery tomorrow, maybe I can catch up! Hope I don’t have a hot nurse or I may knock out my IV! 😷💜🫠

Alice

Pleeeease make more of the fertility doctor series

Kateastrophy

I listened to this hours ago when it dropped, wrote a massive comment, and it didn't post properly 🙃 I loved this audio for so many reasons, but I'll rewrite my comment when I have a bit more energy 😮‍💨

Eternidad

I suppose I'll start with my kinks, then comment on yours. So I've never experienced this before but I have read about it and even seen it in a video. It's called "golden shower" (though I'd rather prefer "clear shower" if you know what I mean) and it's when someone pees at someone else, either on the face or somewhere else on the body. It's suppose to be a Dom/Sub act. When I first saw it, I chuckled at it and found it kind of funny but then it was arousing at the same time. Seeing the guy's hard penis pointing at the woman's face and his pee squirting profusely out his urethra and talking to her while he was doing it was hot. I guess I found it somewhat intriguing because sometimes I get pleasure in holding my pee for a certain amount of time before I use the toilet (can't believe I'm saying these but it is confession time). The other kink is making a man into a ponyboy. This is more of a Fem Dom type of thing. So the scenario would be, using you as an example, Matthew, not wearing any shirt nor shoes. Just jeans and a bit in your mouth, while I hold the reins. I would be sitting on top of your lower back, completely naked, and holding a crop to whip your behind or your upper back. I would be grinding my exposed pussy lips on your back and giving you commands like bucking or snorting. Now your kinks. I suppose I can understand somewhat about the cursing and how it's said. My mom can say some pretty strong curses and my dad sometimes sweared too (my mom picked up some cursing from my dad) but I would try to ignore them or just be light-hearted about it. Sometimes, though, I would bring up that it's annoying and even made me feel sort of down and to ask to curse less. Oh, you got me on the apron!🫣 I have this fantasy too. I've never worn tampons, though maybe I might've once, but I wouldn't remember when. I think your turn on for this would be that the tampon was a sex toy or perhaps something medical like a vaginal suppository. As for the pubic hair, you got me on this too😳 I usually like to keep it a bit "wild" but when the weather gets hotter or I have a job that I move a lot, I would trim my pubes. I like feeling the different sensations of 'tamed' and 'untamed'. The last one about the couple gave me an impression from the subconscious and/or the conscious mind and that is that aging, growing older and older, is an enemy of sorts for all of us. Losing one's vigor of youth, one's youthful appearance, is what everyone is afraid, concerned or anxious about. Yes, there are some that accept these changes or might not even care about it but they still have to suffer the after effects. I can understand that part🙁

Cara

For me it’s hands 🫠. I remember meeting a classical pianist (in a purely platonic context) I think I was 16ish 🤔 and I remember how secretly, electrifyingly hot I thought his hands were- they were huge! Seriously, the span!! 😳. Obviously made an impact on my psyche because I still have a thing for manly hands. The specificity of quirks is fascinating, a friend of mine used to be in the police and shared a few stories of busting people in compromising situations, the most out-there was a guy who got off to the sound his car tyres made reversing over a computer keyboard 😂 and this is in the CBD, not the comfort of his own driveway. How specific is that?!! 🤣 what boggles my mind is…what on earth is the chain of events that leads someone to make that discovery?

Kateastrophy
>>129241511

As a nerd with a custom computer and a car enthusiast, good lord that hurt me to read 🤣 but I am curious now so maybe a quick trip for a cheap keyboard sometime 😂 Also I feel like the hands thing is universal 👀

Kateastrophy

Alright let's try this again, comment is long because I have the spicy cough and I'm bored 😅 Shout out to my other girlies who swear because we lack the vocabulary to find a better word 😆 feel free to calm me down and take care of me any day! 😊 Ok I feel like the apron thing is universal but also, do people actually use cooking aprons at home?? I think this is extremely hot when coupled with my own inability to cook. Man in nothing but an apron cooks me pasta *chefs kiss* bone appetit 😉 Also not a tampon girl, but the idea is very intimate in a different way. I guess just the acceptance of periods in general is kinda hot (the bar is low 😅). But the way you describe it is kinda... goals. To be that comfortable around someone is something I can only imagine. I'm a bit more to the "I'm in excruciating pain, bring me chocolate, heat packs and come cuddle me" (Side note: a storm just started so all is not awful!) The word "lickable" kinda made me 🤯 1000% agree on this point but with one change. Any kind of personal grooming that's done should be to feel confident and sexy in your own body. Doing anything to appease a partner is just a turn-off for me. Personally, from the neck down I hate having hair anywhere (it's probably the strong hairy Italian genetics), and I'm not into suuuuper hairy guys either (like, if you're starting to look like Bigfoot, I will use you to take a bunch of hoax videos in the forest and distribute them online for people to theorise 😂). While I'll admit to this exhibitionist fantasy being super hot to me, I think it would take a helluva lot of trust/confidence building and trauma repression for me to actually put myself in that situation. And even though those are the goals, to get to the point where I'm comfortable with that, it would have to be the right guy. I also don't find this hot in a shared experience/ foursome kind of way, but more of a "he's mine, I'm the only one he touches like this and I'm the only one that gets to touch him suckers!!" I'm there for the "make them jealous" vibes 😂 Other kinks/quirks? I definitely agree with Cara, muscular and/or skilled hands absolutely do it for me. Maybe it's the years of being in musical spaces but damn strong hands get me 🥵 Men who are kind to random little kids. Hear me out, I have no intention of ever getting pregnant, and the only kid in my life is my 1-year-old niece, I'm not very experienced with being around kids at all. But seeing guys interact kindly to kids that they meet out of the blue is so hot to me. People who ruin a kids day with a "life's not fair" attitude or hit them with a "santa/tooth fairy/ etc. Isn't real" absolutely infuriate me. So to see someone do the opposite, 🥵🥵 I'm definitely on team Daddy kink, but in a weird way. I don't see it as any kind of father/child or age gap relationship, but just as someone in a caring and nurturing role. Without trauma dumping all over the place, my inner child needs that. Just someone to say "hey you're inexperienced and insecure and whatever, let me help you and show you and be gentle about it". Kills me dead 🥵 Emotional intelligence, comfort being naked, constant check-ins (consent is legitimately so sexy), long sleeves on button-up shirts being rolled up, no issue being that super loved-up couple in public, moaning/groaning/grunting, and lastly, the way you said you're cumming at 15:34 made me blank for a second 🥵

Siouxxxz

I kinda get the lung thing. Not being inside and coughed out with my children (WTAF 😂), but I get it. I once attended an autopsy, up close and personal, and when the lungs were revealed, I remember being struck by how smooth they looked. I wanted to rub my hands over them (I’m aware of how creepy that sounds). I didn’t, of course, but I did get to touch the heart. I really enjoyed this audio. I was positively vibrating when it was over. Well done Sir, as always 💜

Cara
>>129247128

On the grooming point- yes! I think ‘please’ but definitely not ‘appease’, and now my mind has started going down the whole manscaping rabbit hole so I’d better not start because I have to be somewhere 😂. And the tampon made me think of this classic: https://youtu.be/c6PvXhhNeb4?si=YVmoaRU8MWSvSxlj

Alaina

First of all I love how when describing that you find women who curse sexy you made reference to “the F word” like it’s too spicy to say the actual word, but then proceeded to dirty talk us with all sorts of fucks and cunts into orgasm bliss! So adorable. Like a switch comes on and then the naughty words just come out without you realizing. So damn hot! And as for my weird quirks.. Not a foot fetish but maybe foot fetish adjacent. I find mens ankles so sexy. Specifically if they’re wearing joggers and a cute pair of sneakers with no show socks - I know that’s so specific 🤣🤣Something about how it’s so smooth (as opposed to the hairy part of the lower calf/leg). Idk I just think it’s super sexy! I’ve been known to say “great set of ankles on that guy”! If men can say it about tits I can say it about ankles hahaha!

Linda

Well, well, my darling, I'm not exactly sure where to start, sigh, so...... I have to be honest, the lung confession is, ummmm, interesting to say the least.  A bit out there, but hey, gotta give the person credit for having the confidence and gumption to share with the world said confession.  Hmmm, is this considered a fetish, ok, this one is screwing with my brain, LOL, damn you, moving on😵 Soooooo, inserting a tampon, well you certainly know how to remove them 😉 (referring to hot period sex, total turn on baby). Hearing your voice confess this gem, is one of the hottest things I have ever heard. My clit seriously started to throb without touching it and my panties are drenched.   Would love to help you meet this goal, may take a few tries but you'll get the hang of it😉. I'm serious, this is very erotic🔥🔥🔥🔥 Hmmmm, I also find sharing a bed with another couple having sex is extremely HOT! My husband and I had a similar experience, before children, in Seville Spain on vacation.However, we actually started makingout with the other couple, switching, we didn't have intercourse with them.  The couple was totally amazing, he was Russian flamenco guitarist and she was an American studying flamenco farruca, stunning couple.  Anyway, we met them at flamenco bar performing, I was mesmerized by the way he played the guitar, his legs half crossed, black dress pants, black tie shoes, he had a dress shirt on, unbuttoned at the collar revealing the top of a tattoo across his chest,  his sleeves rolled up with tattoos on his arms, dark hair cut short with a hint of a beard, he  wore glasses which I found very hot. I couldn't look away from him, then he caught me  staring, he smiled at me, my heart started to race we end up making out.....a passionate time to remember. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Shadows

Nature being it’s wild self turns me on. Howling winds, lightning storms, rough seas, pounding rain. I just have to be reasonably safe. Also a man in a lavalava! You don’t have to be Pasifika either. It might be something about a man being comfortable in himself enough to wear it maybe? This fantasy is brilliant, multiple people and I don’t have to share.

Cara
>>129302572

Haha! I was thinking the same thing about the ‘fuck’s 😂

Linda

One more thing, well two, your couple fantasy is very erotic, my "lady parts" are having a difficult time staying focused, I cannot even formulate words to describe how it feels hearing you reach climax, my body is not even mine, it is in your realm of universe, it is trembling in unison with your body, sigh😚, fuck Matthew😳. So I confess I find men who wear eye glasses a huge turn on, I believe it is the Clark Kent theory. A man wearing glasses appears shy, awkward, intelligent, boyish BUT when he is provoked a dominant force emerges that is powerful, strong, passionate, protective. Yup, men who wear glasses a huge turn on🔥 smooches baby, how is your weekend so far? 😘🤗😘🤗😘🤗

Kateastrophy

I've been coughing my lungs up for 2 days and now all I can think about is that reddit confession 🤣 you have terrible timing (or maybe it's me) 😂 it's worse than the foot tacos guy (google at your own risk) Absolutely shocked to open insta for the first time today to see an update?! How dare you blindside me like this 🤣 I'll leave my comment here though (as a confession of sorts) because my friends are less likely to find it here 🫣 on the last slide of your little introductory post, it mentions a significance of love. I find that word so uncomfy, in a similar way to how a lot of people find the word "moist" gross. I was raised under the belief that "hate" is a strong word so don't go around saying you hate this or that or whatever. But I had no issue with "hate" because to me it was just like any other word. But love, that's a strong word to me, because that's one people save for when they mean it. It's not used in my family, when my friends end a call with their parents saying "love you" it makes me so deeply uncomfortable. And it actually annoys me because there's no reason for me to feel so deeply uncomfortable about it. I have no issues with it in audios or when my friends say it, but it most other contexts, nope.

J.lela

This... was so very interesting and I'm finally not sleep deprived so let's see if I can write my thoughts without any typos.😂 Starting with lungs?! I'm actually kind of speechless about that. I also follow that thread on Reddit and I'm curious so now I'm going to see if I can find that post because...lungs? On the cursing..I get it. It's also like..in polite society cursing is not exactly an acceptable way of communicating. So people who curse (and can do it creatively) are in a way rebelling against those societal norms and...that's hot. I will say ( at least for me) I don't always curse because I am upset, or trying to intentionally be rebellious. Sometimes curse words, like the F word is the best word to use to express an indescribable feeling..it's so versatile. That being said... if you ever want to calm me down when I'm upset and or cursing? My response to that is F...😉😂 Also... and this is random, you referenced Beth Dutton..do you watch Yellowstone?! I don't why that grabbed my attention because it is a good show. I'm just so amused at the thought of you tuning in weekly to watch the Dutton family drama unfold 🤠 Naked and cooking except for an apron... I get that too. There is something sexy about seeing your partner create and prepare a delicious, nourishing meal for you with their own hands. I actually use an apron but only when I'm baking ( I'm a good southern girl, of course I bake!) because I get flour everywhere. I never thought of wearing an apron as sexy. It's always been more of a functional choice. But now...after hearing this? I want get naked and only wearing pearl earrings and a cute, vintage 50's inspired apron bake something delicious for you. 😘 Tampons. I wear tampons sometimes, out of necessity than anything else. I never, ever, thought of them anywhere in the realm of sexy. But hearing you share your fantasy about it? Good lord that was hot. 🥵 I don't know if what you described with the tampon is practical either but....damn..it sounds like it would be fun to find out. I'll share a couple of my quirks/turn ons.. The way a man smells is a huge turn on for me. Like... a subtle, rich, seductive, scent of cologne mixed with a guy's natural body chemistry is a big turn on. It could also just be soap or deodorant but if the end result is, it creates a unique scent that grabs my attention in a good way? I definitely will want to get alot closer to determine if his scent is one I want to be more intimately acquainted with because....it may end up all over my body at some point in the near future. In a bit more of a kink to that..if I am really into someone, like they are my serious partner, their scent, like even when they are sweaty, (not like gross sweaty ) but like a little sweaty, is also a turn on. One of my other quirks/ kinks I will also fess up to is... I have been involved in a bit of exhibitionist behavior with my partners but, not exactly in the way you described...in this fantasy. It's (exhibitionism)not like... a thing with me...but when it happened it was and (I'm completely outing myself)..still is...wild, hot and...fun. This fantasy you shared? It is so fucking.. hot. I'm turned on just thinking about it. I even pictured a specific resort in Playa Mujeres, Mexico that I traveled to around this time last year. Hearing you at 15:33...in such intense pleasure...I felt that directly between my legs. Oh my god...yes, I did cu...mmm..and it was so orgasmically good. 🫦

Ariel

The very-grumpy-but-less-feral-than-expected kitten has begun his diet of forced socialization and he needs some serious grooming (and possible shaving) but he(?) is so soft and fluffy. Anyways a bit shy but ready for a debut? https://ibb.co/LnHKHYM The title of this audio keeps making me think (why this song is burned in my brain, unclear): 🎶 https://youtu.be/5Sy19X0xxrM?si=HtBXW7SFekjixRx4 You mentioned something created by someone I have a one sided blood feud with 😭😆. I’ve had virtually no me time to enjoy this/these over the last week or so with work, kitten, and my own stuff but hopefully tomorrow 🤞 Today is a snow and bed rotting (what a terrible term there has to be something better) and maybe some reading or a movie?

J.lela
>>129375625

Omg he's so cute and looks so annoyed that he's been cleaned up! I love him already!😍 Aww his face tells me he's going to be a fun handful for whoever is lucky enough to match with him😂 Also I can't stop laughing at the song you linked to! I mean I started singing the chorus to myself when I saw this audio title.😂

J.lela
>>129359624

Ladykirke, yes! This is the week to absolve yourself with spicy confessions! Like..the idea of a man's scent all over me especially after we've been all over each other is so...incredibly hot. I haven't had any experience with another woman's scent on me but I can only imagine it is equally as intoxicating. 🫠 Here's another spicy confession that I left out of my first comment... The place I imagined? Specifically, what came to my mind was the suite I stayed at this resort which had 2 floors. The second floor was the rooftop which was only accessible through the in suite stairs and could easily be left unlocked to anyone with a key to the suite. The rooftop of this suite included a full wrap around glass balcony and an open air plunge pool next to an outdoor king size sun bed large enough to fit... 4 people for all kinds of fun activities outside in broad daylight or under the night sky with one side completely facing the ocean. So... in my exhibitionist imagination, painting real time, sensual visuals, created with Matthew's very descriptive words and sounds...🤯

RedPanda756

This fantasy was a lovely bit of naughtiness. I don’t think it would have to be awkward afterwards. Just a little knowing chuckle is needed 🤭. I’ve been in a similar situation where you might expect some awkwardness. I remember laughing and getting weird looks, but it broke the awkwardness. I was just showing that I was happy. I found your quirk confessions even hotter. Thank you so much for how intimate they were. That’s such a turn-on by itself. I think you’d have more than a few willing participants for the tampon fantasy, myself included. As I mentioned earlier, I was actually wearing my apron and cooking when this dropped and I took a quick listen. I would have gotten naked except for the apron, but that would have been wildly inappropriate and more than a little dangerous at the time 😅. I love this game, though! I had to really think for a while about my turn on’s and quirks for an answer. I find the combination of skill + passion for a subject to be very sexy. I think that a person’s excitement for something is infectious. That may explain the celebrity thing for some people. For example, to this day, I find 88 year-old Chef Jacques Pepin to be super sexy in my mind. Or climber Alex Honnold. It’s not physical; they have sexy energies. Maybe the energy that they put into developing their skill just demonstrates their passion, and it’s off of that energy that I’m feeding…oh no, does that make me an energy vampire? 🧛🏻‍♀️😱😂 And then there’s this guy who is really passionate and skillful at writing and making erotic audios. That sexy feeling is totally mental AND physical, and I’d feed off of anything of his 😘 The little odd turn-on that I have never talked about to anyone is a guy that drives well. I seem to have been the go-to driver in my family/circle almost since I could drive. Now, I just get nervous when most other people are driving me around. Therefore, I find it a real turn-on to be in a car with a man that is a really good driver. For example, I used to have a co-worker that frequently used to drive when we went to lunch. I remember feeling safe with him and enjoying the ride (No, never had sex with him!) I think the feeling of being safe and protected with someone is what makes me melt for the daddy audios here. Before I started listening to these, I NEVER EVER had a daddy kink. Sure, I had heard others, but they didn’t really do anything for me. Those who know me intimately would NOT believe that I would be into that. Yet, here we are. Matthew, you are just in a whole other class by yourself 🥵🥰

Kateastrophy

Matt I am requesting a listener-is-sick audio. Since you said you'd like to take care of the sweary, fuck you if you dont 😜 (or fuck me? It's a 2-for-1 deal)

Tee

I really loved that even if I'm not particularly looking into these fantasies myself that one, the point is that are yours, And two, you still make them incredibly hot. And I was imagining things I never would have thought of for myself and it was genuinely fun. I get the tampon one but I also kinda ruined that for myself when I was younger and discovering my body haha. I will say when I'm at home and it's warm enough I do not like to wear clothes so I will most often wear a shower robe or apron or even backwards coat if I need to.

Dolly

I couldn’t stop laughing through the story about someone liking lungs😭😭😭 I get it but at the same time I don’t ?!

Ash Bishop

Mutual exhibitionism is 🥵🥵 I love the idea of a sex club where you can do this, but especially with a partner because I’d feel so much safer then.