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how foolish of you (Patreon)

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2017-05-15 19:30:17
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- Dungeon World episode 5 - careful puzzle solving

https://www.dropbox.com/s/jxo9sqjhtme414v/2017-05-13%2018-59-04.ogg?dl=0

https://www.dropbox.com/s/iu1chphylu4uw9e/2017-05-13%2018-59-04.mp3?dl=0


https://discord.gg/QKZzBUs




and now a video, featuring my latest musical improvisation at the end, titled 'rolling beans'

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I know you are trying your best. but.

one dollar for this ?!?!

Comments

Mibz

Dear raocow, here come the wizards! not kamen rider this time youtube.com/watch?v=nJl_1pKtET4 1. How much do you value atmosphere in video games? 2. What goes into the perfect difficulty for a video game? 3. What is the wackiest shirt you would wear? How deep does the rabbit hole go? 4. What's your top speed? 5. A powerful wizard breaks into your house to do your laundry without permission! What are you going to do? 6. What's the top 5 list of things you don't want in your hair?

Anonymous

A ludicrously powerful wizard grants you the ability to add exactly one thing to Super Mario Maker. What do you add? The one thing has to be an actual feature that can be placed in a level.

MyOtheHedgeFox

Hello there, Rao the Curacao, our local Lesser Antilles island country in the southern Caribbean Sea and the Dutch Caribbean region approximately 65 kilometres (40 miles) north of the Venezuelan coast! This is MyO the HedgeFox, and I’m back to annoy da peeps including you! Let’s start this session of questions with the most adorable electric toothbrush ever. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ49jtlz_3I</a> And now, the music to nourish your soul, courtesy of my pal and really good demoscene musician Darkman007! This one is a good metal remix of Alien 3 theme from the NES -- I actually broadcasted it for the Patapon. <a href="https://youtu.be/og3ZTAd7GsU?t=382" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/og3ZTAd7GsU?t=382</a> 1) What is your favorite cocktail (even non-alcoholic), and why? 2) Do you ever drink alcohol, and why? 3) What’s your favorite store that you don’t go to, and why? 4) What fast food do you actually enjoy, and why? 5) Oops, ran out of questions, and why. Thank you very much for answering them, and hello from Russia, and why! =)

MyOtheHedgeFox

Also, just as a sidenote for those who haven’t heard of it: a few guys in Patapon held a game of the Extraordinary Adventures of Baron Munchausen a week ago. Long story short, it’s a one-off improv game where we all are in the 18th century, nobles, and getting drunk while telling absolutely true stories about ourselves. For those who are curious, I transcribed the audio of our hijinx with the help of my trusty servant, because listening to audio is more time-consuming than reading. Here’s the link (also available in the SCHEDULE channel of the Sawspan): <a href="https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/283398177867169792/313687812484628481/PATAPON_MUNCHAUSEN_01.docx" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/283398177867169792/313687812484628481/PATAPON_MUNCHAUSEN_01.docx</a> To pique the appetite, here are a few quotes. “As I was saying, I was buttering my scone, and there was the creature barreling straight toward the king, when I jumped on my seat, leapt over the creature’s back, and stabbed it right into the eye-socket.” -- Baron Bellmoore “That’s when I had to use this old trick that I learned, a trick that was passed to me through generations from a distant ancestor of mine – the patron saint of Finland, Saint Urho – that he used to famously drive the grasshoppers out of Finland.” -- Baron Mikko “As you probably may have guessed, the polar bear had originated from an icy volcano, which is why it was so gargantuan for his species. Indeed he was – it was, in fact, a very incredible specimen exactly because it was an offspring of a polar bear mother and an icy volcano father...” -- Duke Mikhaylo (MyOtheHedgeFox) “I am not the man who would have a swearing contest with the dog and then be proud enough to admit to that after the fact.” -- Sir Werther Original of the Originals (Present Day, Present Time) “It all began in the land of Ikéa, a strange mazelike place which tempts the peasantry with dreams of middle-class comforts in a sort of streamlined yet practical and aesthetically satisfactory form.” -- Marquis de Rameau (Rameau’s Nephew) “Magical berries are always red. The reason for that is blood, of course. Blood is very powerful, and it gives us life and also the ability to speak, I believe.” -- Baron Willhart Von Nostalgia “And so I inserted the lever onto the Ferris wheel, made a wheel for the hamster – also from the handkerchiefs and sticks – and the Ferris wheel rotated and provided endless entertainment for those within.” -- Sir William Spaniard (Zephyr_DragonLord)

Mikkofier

Fun fact: The lady who did The Moomins also provided illustrations for an edition of The Hobbit (<a href="https://wharferj.wordpress.com/2016/01/16/tove-janssons-illustrations-for-the-hobbit/)," rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://wharferj.wordpress.com/2016/01/16/tove-janssons-illustrations-for-the-hobbit/),</a> which I think is pretty nice. Those illustrations were also used in the first finnish language- edition of the same book. But I digress, now it's music time again: youtu.be/gu6Nfz8V8K4 qwastoons: 1) What is your wackiest piece of clothing? 2) Describe your ideal vacation spot? 3) Cash or credit? 4) Least favorite meme(s)? (OH HAHA I ASKED WHAT THE SONG IS AND YOU ANSWERED DARUDE SANDSTORM WHEN IT'S ACTUALLY NOT THAT IS SO FUNNY AND NOT AT ALL OBNOXIOUS!) 5) What's your cool codename, besides raocow? (which reminds me that one of the levels I submitted for a2xt ep. 2 is called "raocow's workday" and it makes no mention of patreon. Make of that what you will) 6) What is the funniest genre of music? Is it smooth jazz like some people say? 7) A powerful halfling challenges you to a duel. How do you survive? PS: NieR Automaatio's weapon stories come in various styles: i.redd.it/fxl0hadfs9uy.png

Bellmoore

Hej, raocow! Musik: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZujuYiweht8 You're a kid in 80s Sweden living in the vicinity of the Loop, the world's largest particle accelerator. There are rumours that dinosaurs are wandering in the backwoods and you suspect you and your friends are being stalked by a rogue robot (properly called a "balanced autonomous system", but everyone calls them robots). -What type of kid would you be? A bookworm, computer geek, hick, jock, popular kid, rocker, troublemaker or weirdo? -How old are you? The age range is 10-15, the older you are the more attribute points you have to spend on your Body, Tech, Heart and Mind scores, but the less Luck points you have. -Every kid has a Problem that is part of their Everyday Life, a Drive that, well, drives them on to adventure, a Pride that is a source of strength for them (and lets them gain one automatic success per session, if they can explain how their Pride helps them) and an Iconic item that says something about who they are (and a source of bonus dice). Can you come up with something on the fly for these? A few example Problems, Drives, Prides and Iconic items chosen semi-randomly from the ones listed for each type of Kid: Problem: The tough guys hit me, someone is poisoning our animals, I steal money. Drive: I need somethig to brag about, it's the right thing to do, I hate secrets. Pride: I stood up to the teacher, I'm not heterosexual, nothing scares me. Iconic item: Toy lightsaber, BMX bike, pet rat. Every kid also has an Anchor, a person that you can go to for support, comfort and care. It can be your mom/dad, a teacher or the guy who owns the comic shop, for example. And finally, what is your favorite song from the 1980s? Basically everything, except for the attributes and skills (each Kid type has three key skills they excel at), are freely determined by the players. The rpg this time is Tales from the Loop: Roleplaying in the '80s that never was. The world is slightly different from our own, what with AI driven robots, huge flying transport vessels enabled by the magnetrine effect and secretive government projects that produce even stranger things. The game lists six principles that are used to create stories with the right kind of feeling and plot. 1. Your home town is full of strange and fantastic things, 2. Everyday life is dull and unforgiving, 3. Adults are out of reach and out of touch, 4. The land of the Loop is dangerous but Kids will not die, 5. The game is played scene by scene, 6. The world is described collaboratively. conceptartworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Tales_from_the_Loop_Simon_Stalenhag_M01.jpg theawesomer.com/photos/2015/05/simon_stalenhag_tales_from_the_loop_2.jpg

PizzaPony

Harken, Cur! Tis you I spurn! Now feel... the BURN! (translation: dangit raocow, what time do you actually last check for questions? Last time I asked you that, you said you check just before starting the recording. (and for reference, I got in last week's questions just afew minutes before 10:30am)) MUSIC, claim your destiny <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0Rju5pBn70" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0Rju5pBn70</a> QUESTIONS, it is your destiny 1. So I had watched your 1st RTTC lp I'm going to guess around 5 years ago, and its funny, I remembered things about it much like what you remembered (most of the 1st 1/2 levels, and only afew spots here and there in the later 1/2). I wonder why that is? 2. I hung out with friends on Saturday (hence not being there to listen in on pathfinder) and we went to a restaurant called County Grill. They lay out a big sheet of paper on the table so you don't make too much a mess, but you can ask for crayons to draw on it too. I drew this (hair is hard (crayons are hard)) imgur.com/a/VHSNn 3. I also learned to play Magic for the 1st time, using Commander format. It was a 5-way versus that lasted over 3 hours, but it was fun, even though I was the 1st one out, a winner was had shortly after. What I gather is you try to make the most broken OP deck that still remains legal. When was the last time you played Magic? 4. Where do you draw the line on wizards? 4b. Do lines even stop wizards? Wizard5Wizard. You now have carpeting in all rooms and is 1foot high. All ceiling fans create a mini tornado when turned on. Opening any closed door will open to a random different room. All food in your home will float around the house like a sushi bar conveyor belt. Your light switch now has extra options for ultra-violet, X-ray, inverted, vector graphics, blu-ray, and oscilloscope. And the dust bunnies under your couch are now actual bunnies. Do you like the improvements? 6. How often do you get headaches?