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it's like a wooden post on your wedding day (Patreon)

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Pathfinder ep 6 - alley skeleton

 https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_dkXkvcByPTZ3Y4RUFYQTd4YnM

Youtube: https://youtu.be/8QutO5u8t64

Downloadable: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_dkXkvcByPTZE1rdXY4NVg1ZE0


Fate ep 6 - FLOOR PLAN

https://www.dropbox.com/s/ex5v2s8p33yb8i2/2017-06-04%2020-25-03.ogg?dl=0

https://www.dropbox.com/s/gsxn2ilh1yldg9w/2017-06-04%2020-25-03.mp3?dl=0

https://youtu.be/th7juketFEs


https://discord.gg/QKZzBUs



now please give me your top 25 dragon ball extended universe character

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isn't it byronic

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MyOtheHedgeFox

Privet, zdorovo, and hello, tovarisch Raocow! From around a day away from the Red Square, that annoying fox from the hedge reporting! Let’s start today with a berd discovering cold transparency. <a href="https://youtu.be/cimBQMbav2M?t=50" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/cimBQMbav2M?t=50</a> And now, some music to nourish your soul, courtesy of the guy who remixed that Paper Mario song! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyGucVGKtEM" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyGucVGKtEM</a> 1) Have you ever wished to have a beard? I mean, as a pet? I mean, the beard is a pet? 2) What was your earliest PC, and what programs did you have on it? 3) Where do you keep all the plush toys you have? Do you arrange them in any specific manner? 4) Ever thought of getting yourself a gun that can shoot grenades that explode into bullets that explode into tiny schnauzers that explode? 5) A powerful Stalin grants you the power to control governmental institutions! What are you goina do, and to what music? 6) In regards to my previous week’s sudden Pocket Tanks mention: turns out my comment about Scorched Earth-type games was pretty much removed for some reason, probably due to automatic spam filtering or something. I wanted to say there are three nice games that take after Scorched Earth very much! The first one is Pocket Tanks, the one I linked to. Retro style, but very effective, and the only of the three that is point-based rather than damage-based (you have to gain the most points rather than demolish the enemy tank). A lot of weapons, a lot of flashy goodness, online play, very fun, and the whole pack is now sold for a relatively reasonable price. Second is Charred Dirt -- a game in beta that’s disappeared from pretty much everywhere apart from ALLEGRO daught CC. Classic weapon buying and enemy destruction mechanic, but with weapon elements (Fire/Electro/Explosive plus neutral Conventional), animesque art, and good design. Third is, Scorched 3D -- surprisingly enough, porting Scorched Earth gameplay to 3D made it more difficult but much more fun! All the weapons you had, even the Funky Bomb, are still there, but now it feels more like a true artillery simulator. You can even reskin your tank into a mecha. Whoops, ran out of question again! Hello from Russia, comrade, and visit us some time, Misha the bear is missing you very much!

Anonymous

Did you have The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! in Canada and, if so, did you ever "do the Mario"?

Mibz

Dear raocow, Go! Go! Let's go! It's the tenth instalment of your favourite powerful wizard primetime power hour spectacularaton X! (Part 10!) onore, decade! youtube.com/watch?v=Jc9yCsCn1QA 1. A powerful wizard challenges you to a duel at high noon! As the challenger, you may decide on the weapon to be used, so what do you pick? 2. While you're eating pizza one day, a powerful wizard appears to ram an entire pineapple straight through it! How does this make you feel? 3. A powerful wizard appears to make the most bonkers crossover you can think of! What form does it take and what happens in it? 4. If you woke up strapped to a powerful wizard's operating table and had to have your bone marrow replaced with another substance, what would you pick? 5. A powerful wizard! Isn't in at the moment, please leave a message after the tone. (Beep!) 6. While you're walking about one day, a powerful wizard uses his sneak move to tie your shoelaces together! How long does it take for you to discover this sinister curse and what ramifications does it have? 7. What with you combine with a powerful wizard to create the greatest menace the world has ever seen? 8. In what situation would you grant a powerful wizard's hat to a mouse? 9. What's the best spell a regular old ho hum bare bones non powerful wizard can dare to muster? 10! If a powerful wizard offered you a journey through several multiverses with little to no possibility of return to this one, would you take it?

Zephyr Dragon Lord

Hey there raoraocowcow. Being sick is pretty rare for me, but I sometimes get seriously ill, as I did last time (and I still might be for a little while!) Just to clarify, I write in every week out of the goodness of my heart.... and to keep my mind sharp. Good questions are harder to make then it first seems. Anyways.... it's the wimpy weak hour following the wizard power hour! With appropriate music. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAWYFN-TJJA" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAWYFN-TJJA</a> Now we dive into disappointment. 1.) A wimpy looking person arrives at your front door and asks for something that can help him. No other details are given. What, if anything, do you give them? 2.) A wimpy wizard arrives in a grocery store while you're shopping. How concerned are you about this? 3.) Who wins in a fight, a wimpy god, or Wario? 4.) How do you best test a weapon to make sure it isn't wimpy without breaking it? 4b.) How do you best combat a wizard with a wimpy weapon? 5.) A wimpy fish flops out of a slow moving river, meeting your look with half-closed eyes. Do you believe this fish has a chance of becoming powerful? 6.) Which game has the weakest enemies overall (besides games in which the hero is immortal)? 7.) Are you able to be a better hero than Mike Dawson? Power hour over. Let's move on to the next person, shall we? Us patapons are pretty strong, if I do say so myself.

D

Mario music for the professional mariosman: youtube.com/watch?v=9l2L9f9hX9M (this is totally unrelated to another question asked what are you talking about) 1. What was the language for your intro to that Megaman X tv show thing that you did awhile ago? (my vague memory of it had it sounding something like "eyda oppa hara hara raocow") 2. In SMW hacks, sometimes you encounter those piranha plants or bullet bill cannons that don't respect the rules or whatever (i.e. they fire when you're standing on/next to them). Are those in the actual game, or is ASM or something required for them? 3. Hey, you mentioned moving a turtle around to make pictures. That's Logo! (well, probably) You were programming in Logo! I dunno, just hearing about that makes me happy and takes me back. (But I never thought that thing looked like a turtle) 4. How tall are you again? I forgot (sorry) 5. How do you brake or slow down when using a manual transmission in a car? Like, do you always push the clutch in, or just when you slow down enough, or do you not ever need to clutch until you stop, or what? It's been like 15 years since I tried to drive a manual, and I either forgot how to properly do that part, or never fully understood it. I'm curious about your (raocow's) explanation, since sometimes looking online gives way too much detail, and I'm wondering what a normal person's thought process is for this.

Mikkofier

I was going to gush some more about NieR Automatater's doing "dark" well and describe a scene that happens pretty near to the beginning, but decided that I won't spoil anything from that game. Instead, I'm going to describe a thing that happens in the OG NieR, because it's older: So, throughout the game you've been fighting these monsters, called "Shades", who communicate mostly through distorted-sounding snarling, growling etc. type sounds. At one point there's a 5-year long timeskip, after which you need to travel through various previous locations to get some macguffins to get to the final dungeon. In one of these places you have a rematch with the surviving half of a pair of monsters (vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/nier/images/3/32/Hansel_Gretel_artwork.jpg) that constituted the game's first boss fight. The boss is accompanied by a bunch of weaker shades, but you easily dispatch them by luring them into some convenient sunlight which disintegrates them ("Pathetic to the end", your talking spellbook muses) so you can focus on the boss itself. The bastard blocks your second attempt at a finishing move and almost kills one of your companions, but it's left stunned so you can stab it to death in a cool cutscene. Later, as the story unfolds, you learn a thing or two about the shades and things get complicated. THEN you start New Game+, which starts you off at the 5-year timeskip. This time, there are some changes, namely that you get subtitles for what the boss shades are actually saying and little cutscenes to show what they've been doing before you show up to fight them. In this case, you learn that the monster (named Gretel. The boss shades have a storybook theme going with their names) had been mourning her dead brother for the past five years before being approached by a group of weaker shades whom she eventually ended up befriending and helped to bring her out of her depression... Until you show up. Now, the thing about the translated shadespeak is that while You, the player, can understand them now, Our Hero (called Nier by default, but funnily enough you can name him whatever you want) does not. Anyway, the weird snarling sound she makes before attacking you is actually her saying "Don't you touch them!". As you slay the weaker shades she's telling you to stop hurting her friends. ("I am not their leader, it is I who rely on them!") Finally, as she's stunned before your final finishing blow, she's going on a full "power of friendship" speech, while desperately trying to command her body to move again. Oh, and the reason that you get the translation is because one of your companions does actually understand what they're saying, but deliberately chooses to ignore them because it's just easier to think of them as just monsters. Boy, that was a lot of text, I hope you have like a glass of water handy or something! Let's get on with regular stuff, like music: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxYPXQjS8l0 (I don't know what it means) Hold up, there's questions too: 1) Did you know Treasure still makes games? They released a game called Gaist Crusher, for the 3DS in 2013 and a sequel in 2014. It appears to be about beating up giant monsters called Gaist that you can turn into "Gaist Gear" sentai type armor. Also apparently the creators of One Piece and Dragon Ball both designed a Gaist and corresponding Gear for the game. Naturally Capcom has "no plans to localise the title for other regions". 2) What's the most memorably bad dub you've encountered? Around here the go-to example is the first finnish dub of Digimon, by a dubbing company with the inexplicable name of "Agapio Racing Team", who actually dubbed several other shows, but the Digimon dub was so especially bad it killed the company. Quoth wikipedia: "The voice actors were most often accused of lacking any emotion in their performances. The recording voice-level for the dubs were often low and the actors would rarely go to any great lengths to make actions such as screaming, laughing or crying seem credible on screen." Just say "Aaaah!" with as little emotion as possible and you get a good impression of a Agapio "scream". Vary it a bit for crying and laughter. Also they decided to dub the theme songs too, the result of which sounds like bad sober karaoke, the worst kind that there is. 3) What kind of weapon does Crater Man give out and what weapon is he weak to? 4) A powerful edible lotus sends you to your Happy Place. What might that be???

Bellmoore

Shpadoinkle day, raocow! Has anyone ever caused you to wonder this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_ZTrXAxZ-g The sun's as warm as a baked potato. What do you do? How often do you go on walks? We are pretty much surrounded by forests where we live, so I like to go on short hikes every now and then in the summer. You happen upon a rift in space that takes you to a parallel dimension that doesn't have any immediately obvious differences to your home dimension. Do you go exploring? But after a few hours of your arrival the sun goes supernova. What do? The last thing is a random result on a table of what one might encounter when travelling to a parallel dimension in a Numenera supplement. About last weeks time travel thing; one of the focuses one can choose for their character in Numenera is Travels Through Time, which eventually allows the character to physically travel through time in 10 year increments. One of the suggestions given for avoiding paradoxes (and headaches) is that each change creates new timelines, so that if you go back in time and murder your grandparents, you do not cease to exist because your action creates a new timeline and your original timeline remains unchanged. Oh, and to give you an idea just how far removed time-wise the setting of Numenera is from our time, the sun should already have expanded into a red giant if it wasn't for a feat of stellar engineering performed by one of the prior great civilizations. Also, humanity reappeared on Earth only relatively recently. How or why are a mystery.

S1nZ

The music from last time: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZl8g7fk3YE" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZl8g7fk3YE</a> Heya Raocow. Not much of questions today. Just here to let you know that my plan for last week's question was to draw some inspiration from your answer. Because I wanted to make a gazer character in my Role Play group. Here is the picture which inspired my thoughts, what do you think of her? <a href="http://limebreaker.tumblr.com/image/161214770489" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://limebreaker.tumblr.com/image/161214770489</a> Note: That artist does a lot of NSFW stuff, but this is SFW, thankfully. Anyway, Take care, Raocow, and all you other peeps too.

Anonymous

Hey raocow, have you ever seen a horse riding a horse? Here you go: <a href="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuY-dkWUsAAL-KP.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuY-dkWUsAAL-KP.jpg</a> Maybe you've already seen this. I was only aware of this semi recently because my friend got the new Mario sports game. I still think it looks pretty silly. Only one actual question this week. If you could be inserted as the main character of any video game and live the adventure, which game would it be? You'd get all the abilities/powers of the main character you replace and once you game over/quit/beat the game, you get sent back to the real world right where you left off. Or maybe the propect of this is too terrifying and you'd rather stay home. (For the record, I'd probably pick Majora's Mask even though I probably wouldn't get past 6 days)

PizzaPony

raocow man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land, that you understand. raocow man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip. raocow man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand, soaking up the thirst of the land. MUSIC, man youtu.be/sX25DfAkmBo?t=4 QUESTIONS, from the Oberman 1. Any tip for getting away with theft Master Thief Criminal raocow? 2. A reason why an automatic car can be better than manual, should you happen to be out somewhere where an ambulance would have a hard time finding you, and injure a foot or leg, you'd have a hard time driving a manual to safety. Or if someone needed to drive your car in an emergency and wasn't familiar with driving manual. 3. Its said that advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. In that case, which would you rather wield? Magic drains your energy as you use it, but cant be taken away from you. Technology will run as long as it has power, but can be destroyed or stolen. 4. Would you rather be a vampire or werewolf, assuming its the kind where they're OP and you're always in control of yourself. (for vampires, sun just weakens you, for werewolves, you can transform at will, but you'll be stronger at night, even more so based on the fullness of the moon) 5. You mentioned in a Luigi's Adventure video about a week ago 'Lord Rataxes, king of the rhinos', so what is your history with Babar? (I ask because I find the co-incidence funny that you mention him, and at work, I usually take a break at 3am, which is when the Babar cartoon is on tv) 6. Rank Mario, Luigi, Wario, and Waluigi in order that you like most. 7. Are you familiar with the song Ocean Man?