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Fawriel

raocow what are you doing, the stream of time has been disturbed, everything is askew, realiTy is unR AVE Li n g

cayiika

raocow, delete this video immediately, you're messing up my schedule and everything I stand for!

cayiika

Whoopsiedo, sorry for all the messages, I don't know why pattapat posted that four times.

Filby Pott

Since you asked, my favorite Let's Play this year was Slowbeef and Diabetus's LP of Bloodborne. I love the slow dawning realization on Beef's part that he's not an action hero carving his way through werewolves and zombies, but an ignorant, insignificant human barely holding on in a world controlled by alien gods beyond his ability to comprehend. And my favorite wizard quote is, "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."

Mikkofier

ART REQUEST: A penguin relaxing on the backseat of a bicycle pedalled by a human servant.

Panape

I don't know what was that instrument in the one punch man music video but now I want one. Speaking of want, GG Xrd is on Steam, go grab it while it's fresh and full of vitamins. Answering the best let's play 2015, for me that would be the Chip and Ironicus LP of The Wonderful 101. And the next category of the rao-awards is, what is your favorite art request for this year?

cayiika

Oh sweet, PMD music! This man/woman knows what's good. I doubt you did but it doesn't hurt to ask I guess - Have you ever played any of the Mystery Dungeon games? Explorers of Sky is my all-time favourite video game, they definitely are the kind of games that would exceed your expectations in every way. Also, music request: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hSrrXJkHjQ" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hSrrXJkHjQ</a>

Mibz

Dear raocow, What! A surprise video? It's a good thing I have my secret move! There was once music here, but I got afraid so it went away. 1. What is your favourite slasher movie killerman weapon? 2. How much would you pay for immunity to overthinking? 3. What is the best meal you have ever had? It does not need to be supreme in merely eating, but perhaps also a notable event occurred. 4. I am of the firm belief that crafting systems in video games are trash, bad and are never fun. Please give me your opinion on this video game subject I feel so strongly about. Question! 5. A powerful wizard offers to make you penta jointed in a place of your choosing!!! Where do you want the extra joints? 6. What is your true name?

Anonymous

Thanks for helping me escape, raocow! Now I have to thank you, so I'm sending you my thanks digitally via text font stuff. Thank you, raocow! Also, if you want my inventory, you can have it. Just look for the green house behind the fountain with the secret base in it. Question for this week: Which do you think is the better trait for a person to have; straightforward, brutal honesty or covering up some details to save another's feelings? Just curious for some feedback from whoever, so if anyone else wants to reply to this I'd be interested in what you say too!

zmonbobbo

So I get that all ABCD-related storylines/characterizations/things that appear in Talkhaus fan games are considered "canon", but what if two different entries conflict with each other? Would the universe implode upon itself? Alternatively, am I thinking too much about this? Unrelated, I might be moving north soon to take a job in the Midwestern U.S.. I grew up in the southern U.S. and I don't handle the cold very well. Down here, winter days rarely drop far below 32 degrees F (0 degrees C), and even that is cold enough that I have to bundle up to stay comfortable. Any tips for adjusting to the cold of winter, or will I just have to acclimate over time?

Filby Pott

In my experience, "brutal honesty" is usually just a cover up for aggression, and people who "just say it like it is" are usually just voicing their opinions, not facts. Honesty is a virtue, but it requires discretion and consideration for others.

Jeremy Abernethy

Dear Mr. raocow Of course I understand that Korosensei hasn't destroyed the world yet. I would guess that happened if the series just ended in Japan. I'm not up to date with the story because whilst Japan has 16 Assassination Classroom books with another on the way, I'm reading it at western pace so I'm as far as Book 6. Yes there was a one-off OVA of Assassination Classroom but there's also a 22-episode anime season shown this year with a second season next year, and a live-action movie. Apologies for not asking a question last time. If you had to travel on a train behind a steam, diesel or electric locomotive, which would you choose? Asking this as a train nerd whether or not you like trains.

Mikkofier

First of all, a tip for Patreon commentators: Write your comment on Notepad (other text editors are available), then copy+paste it into the comment field when done. No fear of accidental posting with Enter. Second of all, Finnish Tao Tao, just 'cause: <a href="https://youtu.be/K98FaVlys0U" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/K98FaVlys0U</a> Third of all, Quest-eons: 1) What is your favorite decade, aesthetics-wise? 2) What is your opinion on (Steampunk/Retsupurae/Cyberpunk/Tolkien/Harry Potter/Alan Moore/Disney comics/Global Warming/Swords)? 3) How would you solve the world? 4) How would you take over the world? 5) Which 3 parts of your body would you replace with better parts? 6) What is the story behind this cover: <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003DULVLG?" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B003DULVLG?</a> 7) Name your Top 5 somethings of 2015? 8) Have you enjoyed your christmas gifts? Read any good books lately? :) 9) A powerful Ascended Master appears to you in a vision during breakfast and informs you that you are The Chosen One and that you have to embark on a perilous journey to save the world from eternal bummery. What do you pack with you for this grand adventure? And then John was a music request: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBaoMKoABlY" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBaoMKoABlY</a>

Anonymous

LP of the year is StarTropics, obviously. Question: You have to get a gift for someone, but you know literally nothing about them or what they like. What gift do you get?

AsbyEternal

A below average, middle-aged, rotund wizard is contractually obliged to rescue my late question from last week in order to feed his seven starving children. Flashback transition, whoosh: Over the years we've seen you not really connect to stories in the games you play other than laughing with/at them, but recently you connected quite a lot with Iji's story. As someone who loves to experience and create experiences that blend a lot of story and gameplay, I'd be curious to know what about Iji made you connect with that story in particular, and what makes you connect with stories in games in general. Question mark?

AsbyEternal

(This message was a double of my previous created by the gods of patreon to ensure that my question would not escape time and space once again. After thanking the gods of patreon, I declined their services, and have thus replaced their repeated message with this one of mine.)

Anonymous

Hey, raorao the cowcow, that was pretty crazy, right? Would you take on the 100 levels/100 lives challenge? How far do you think you'd get?

Xirix

What is your favourite MTG card and why?

Anonymous

A couple Patreon videos ago, I think you mentioned Henri Duchamp, as in the guy who painted "Nude Descending a Staircase". Is that what he is always called in French? I've only ever heard him called Marcel Duchamp, but apparently he has like three first names or something. I had no idea until I went to look up who Henri was. Does the fox wizard in Aricelle always drop people on that same watermelon cart after he/she's done talking to them? This page kind of makes it seem like that is an issue that poor salesman has had to deal with before (language warning): <a href="http://bhwb.comicdish.com/index.php?pageID=116" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://bhwb.comicdish.com/index.php?pageID=116</a>

Anonymous

heya rao, i haven't really been here for a while. why? ...no idea... want some random bullshit questions? What is the best kind of bread? How much time you spend at the mall? How are you feeling abouth the final smash dlc? Do you like boba tea? If someone sent you some sort of music making stuff (a midi controller + software of sorts mayhaps) would you use it? would you put it out for download? expect people to buy it? play live shows? Why has god abandoned us? not really a question per say but something that happened that i thought you might get a kick out of~ The other day I offered to Mr Isocitration that we hang out sometime around his birthday, knowing he was a fellow californian. Hilariously enough: me and him have been living in the same town, half an hour away from each other for at least 17 years, weird stuff. today we just hung out, it was pretty great~

Allen Leland

Hi raocow~! I've never seen a specific number given, but out of curiosity, old is Demo? and for that matter, how old is Iris?

Anonymous

hey raocow! due to financial hardship i'm gonna have to cut my patronage until a future time when i can actually afford things again. sorry about that! stuff happens. :( so two things: a somewhat selfish music request ( <a href="https://soundcloud.com/dr_vblschrf/pacific" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://soundcloud.com/dr_vblschrf/pacific</a> ) and a question: in your time doing lp's so far, what thing or things would you say you are most proud of? these can be solely lp related, art related, talkhaus related, whatever.

PizzaPony

Writing this later than usual due to work being busy before christmas. Nothing else to note, so... MUSIC, yes really <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LssTi4X8jY" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LssTi4X8jY</a> 1. So after afew more years, do you think you'll have to invest in getting an Air Conditioner? How widely sold are ACs in Canada? 2. To add on to the wizard/witch/warlock question of last week, what are Mages, Sorcerers, Magicians, and Thaumaturges? 3. Is there any basic details you can tell us about Ghost of Christmas Ghost? Just things like age range, occupation, general disposition, etc.... Also, how much English does she know? 4. Just to propose a hypothetical idea, if you were to start 2nd youtube video series not focused on video games, you should make a teaching French series, I'd certainly watch it, and I don't even have an interest in French. 5. What are your top 5 tips for a better sex life? 6. And lastly, just to let you know, so long as I have the extra money during the next week, there may be a special part 2 to my gift, I'll comment on the video where you open my letter with further information. (I may have a plan B if I don't have quite enough to spare)

Fusion Warrior

Yay my request! Wow I was really late! Darn you Fallout 4!