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clik clik (Patreon)

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2016-01-10 20:21:46
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  • A crustacean of the infraorder Brachyura, having five pairs of legs, the foremost of which are in the form of claws, and a carapace

  • (in plural, informal) An infestation of pubic lice (Pthirus pubis). Although [word omitted] themselves are an easily treated inconvenience, the patient and his partner(s) clearly run major STD risks.‎

  • (slang) A playing card with the rank of three.

  • (rowing) A position in rowing where the oar is pushed under the rigger by the force of the water.

  • A defect in an outwardly normal object that may render it inconvenient and troublesome to use.

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    the chair I'm sitting on while recording this video is not the same I'm istting on while uploading it GASP

    Comments

    Anonymous

    Really loving the Guacamelee LP. I'm replaying it along with you! It's interesting to play this game in short bursts like you've been doing it. Originally I played it in basically 2 sittings. I think it really affects how you experience stuff...I'm really appreciating the nooks and crannies a lot more this time. Although I'm worried about angrycow making an appearance as we get closer to the hyper-precision dimension-switching sections...

    Mibz

    Dear raocow, dare you enter my wizardy realm? youtube.com/watch?v=LXJyG5OC2S0 choons? 1. What is the funniest unfortunate accident you've ever seen happen to some chump? 2. What's the slyest of japes you've ever inflicted on another human being? 3. Sometimes people will destroy video game objects in a fit of anger over video games. But I digress; What is the most expensive object you've destroyed because of video games? 4. What is your favourite heroic last stand? Such an act requires lots of guts and that makes it admirable. Guts. 5. What objects would you take on a powerful wizard's magical mystery road trip? 6. There is the lucha trigger and it is a move you can perform, but what is your favourite fight guys better mode? 7. Who's your main?

    cayiika

    No question here, I just want to say that like how you confused Stamper's name with Stantler's.

    Lomion Jones

    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    Anonymous

    Anvil Studio is a pretty decent free .midi sequencer. It even has a piano interface that you can use to input the notes you want. It's pretty simple once you've played around with it for a few hours, but it helps to have at least a basic grasp of reading sheet music too. Then you can use your choice of online .midi-to-.mp3 converter to make it sound less... well, like a .midi. I use solmire.com because it's pretty simple and meets my needs, but there's probably better out there if you look hard enough. If you don't mind me sort of plugging my own stuff, here's an example of what you can do with Anvil + SolMiRe: <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/542611" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/542611</a> (Sorry I still use Newgrounds! The only other reputable audio-hosting website I know of is Soundcloud, and you don't have unlimited storage there) But yeah, give it a good few months, and YOU TOO can be pumping out sweet jams like these! Also, thanks for the happy birthday wish, and heck yeah to being recognizable! But yeah, I didn't need a shout-out on a regular Youtube video or anything. Honestly, just hearing you say it at all is what matters to me. It cheers me up a little.

    wye

    Has making LPs in any way influenced the way you talk in real life? It's no secret that over the years you've gone from calm and reserved to outgoing and confident - I was wondering if that solely affected your "internet persona", or if making videos for the internet can actually teach you to be a better public speaker ish type person.

    Anonymous

    Due to reasons, both of your hands must be surgically replaced with kitchen utensils. Which utensil do you choose for your left hand, and which for your right?

    Wymar Sane

    You are suddenly made into a powerful wizard. Other than the time travel spell needed to go back in time to write all of these comments, what would your spell selection look like?

    Anonymous

    I'm very much looking forward to you playing JUMP, mainly because I want to see what it's like when a competent Mario player plays it! I've just finished the world 2 castle - it took me nearly two hours to complete. The level isn't that hard, I'm just that bad! My question is, is there a reason that you'd prefer to play the VIP2 translation before JUMP? Also, has winter arrived yet in Canada, or is the weather still all wrong? (It was 13 degrees Celsius here in Ireland on Christmas day, a temperature we'd be lucky to get in the summer...)

    Mikkofier

    I didn't intend to pester about book gifts with my question, but I will nonetheless refrain from further pestering for this month. Anyway, NONSENSE WORD THAT SOUNDS LIKE QUESTIONS: 1) If you were to go on the run from the authorities, what would your fake name be? (You can tell us, we give you money and that means we are trustworthy) 2) Continuing with the above theme, where would you go to hide from the aforementioned authorities? (Did I mention how trustworthy we patreonites are?) 3) Would you marry a robot? 4) What game(s) could you stream? 5) Who watches the watchmen? 6) The papers want to know whose shirts you wear? (that's a lyric from Space Oddity, I'm not just being creepy) 7) What do you use to consume your mangas? 8) How does one start giving a crap? 9) One day you turn on your powerful TV and hear quite possibly the best news of your life. What are these hypothetical good news? I'm Jack's obligatory music request: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqU4_Dsb77w" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqU4_Dsb77w</a>

    Anonymous

    Every once in a while, raocow ends a video by repeating a random phrase over and over until the video eventually just cuts off, so when he started repeating "I mean" over and over with over half an hour left in the video, I started to get a bit worried. Regarding names that sound funny in French, there's actually a story about a Puerto Rican baseball player from the 1950s named Vic Power who started his career in the minor leagues in Quebec. His real name was Vic Pellot, but every time his name was announced, he noticed that the Quebecois fans started laughing. He eventually found out that it was because his name sounded similar to a vulgar French-Canadian slang term (plotte), and he ended up changing his name (at least for professional purposes, I don't think he legally changed it) because of it. This is the last time I remember raocow being drunk: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiuEUNk1M5k&amp;t=3m38s" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiuEUNk1M5k&amp;t=3m38s</a>

    Xirix

    As an artist, do you have any tips on how to get motivated to do things? I know artist's block is a thing and generally doesn't have a 'cure', and I don't really think that's what I have, but I'm so terrible at just sitting down and drawing / working on Smbx levels, just wondering if you had anything you do to psyche up?

    Mikkofier

    Further names that are unintentionally funny in Finnish: Minor Mesopotamian god Kakka (poo) and traditional Ukrainian Easter bread paska (shit). Wikipedia truly is full of useful information! Question, before I forget: How would you rate your skills at irl painting, meaning not using a computer, but with an actual physical canvas with paints and brushes and what have you? (I've done music request at the beginning and end of a post, so here's a small one at the middle for a change: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myEB5z6hAaE)" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myEB5z6hAaE)</a> Furthermore, depending on your answer to the previous question: What are the chances of a Let's Draw video in Bob Ross mode? Apologies if this questionnaire has inadvertently insulted you, I don't know much about artistic techniques.

    Allen Leland

    A mighty hello to you, raocow! I hope you don't mind me asking you to weigh in on this highly political and hostile debate. So, please take a moment and prepare your thoughts.... What is, Catnips least favourite food? I know, I know. You tend to not like getting political in these videos. So I do apologise for asking.. but, I'm just really curious!

    PizzaPony

    Don't worry raocow, me being slow to writing out these questions isn't because I'm forcing myself to, I just usually get distracted (by youtube videos and WoW). 1ST A VIDEO TO WATCH You've mentioned how you like 4th wall jokes (when they're done good), well here's one of my favorites (though its really more of a 4th-wall obliteration) From the cartoon Chowder (context is the characters start spending their money frivolously)(just 1:15 long, you can leave it in the video) <a href="https://youtu.be/TJTPb9lZ7wE" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/TJTPb9lZ7wE</a> MUSIC is made of sounds <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwaFADxmoeo" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwaFADxmoeo</a> QUESTIONS are made of words 1. Just making sure you saw the comment(s) I left on the o̶p̶e̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ scratching of my present, about the cookies. If not go look at it and confirm that you agree to the terms and services. 2. Patreon request to patreons, put your music before your questions. COUGH MIKKOFIER COUGH (this is super serious business don'cha'kno) 3. What size drink do you normally drink when eating a meal? 4. Going somewhat dark and emotional with this one. Say you accidentally caused the death of someone (lets say they purposefully jumped in front of your car to commit suicide). Would that event cause you to not be able to record videos for awhile? Would you let us know of the event immediately, after a few days, or never? 5. Now for something more happy. If you had the ability to fly, would you want it to be with wings, no wings (superman style), or riding on a trusty winged steed? If its you that has wings, what would they look like? If its something you ride, what would it be? 6. Describe (or draw) your luchador mask, costume, and name. (does it look anything like this? <a href="http://kinnikuman.wikia.com/wiki/Canadianman" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://kinnikuman.wikia.com/wiki/Canadianman</a>