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GenesisJames

Always nice to spend a portion of the day with these! Anyway, this question came to me just now. When you watch animated stuff (2D or 3D), do you prefer them to be episodic like traditional anime/TV shows or do you prefer animated films that are just one "thing" but last about 1.5 hours (Toy Story, Paprika, Pokémon movies, etc.)?

Mibz

Dear raocow, Surprise! It's the powerful wizard primetime power hour spectacularaton neo deluxe carnival! (Part Two) this was going to be the first musical request to emerge, but then youtube.com/watch?v=omYKI8RJaIg 1. Please hit me up with some powerful wizard slang. 2. What is perhaps your favourite feat of powerful wizardry? 3. What shapes and flavours would you want in a powerful wizard sponsored breakfast cereal? 4. One of them there powerful wizards blackmails you into stealing at least 5 jokes from places. What jokes would you take in the hopes some people wouldn't notice and get you exposed and sent to jail? 5. A powerful wizard. Agree or disagree? 6. Another powerful type of powerful wizard is the spook wizard. Things that are creepy, scary or gross all serve to grant power to this powerful wizard. As I'm sure you're well aware, things that have more than two eyes are significantly creepier than things with only one or two eyes, especially if they have eyes in areas that other creatures do not have eyes. So the question is; what is the bare minimum amount of extra eyes a creature has to have before you personally view it as grotesque? 7. If you could ask one question of the ur-wizard, from which all powerful wizards are derived, what question would that be? 8. There exist in the world men who wrestle and they have moves they perform. What would a good wrestling move be for a powerful wizard?

Bellmoore

Hallo raocow! You performed some interesting Easter alchemy last time; pasting my music request on top of Filby Pott's request and reading the rest of Filby Pott's message instead of mine. Eh, music: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpJoV75u1y8" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpJoV75u1y8</a> Have you read Stephen King's Dark Tower series by any chance? Let's see whether you can answer riddles as well as a train (answers below): 1) What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a head but never weeps? 2) Feed me and I live. Give me drink and I die. What am I? 3) What lives in water, dies in summer, and grows with its root upwards? 4) With no wings, I fly. With no eyes, I see. With no arms, I climb. More frightening than any beast, stronger than any foe. I am cunning, ruthless, and tall; in the end I rule all. What am I? 5) When is a door not a door? 6) What's Irish and stays out in back of the house, even in the rain? 7) Why do people go to bed? 1) revir A 2) eriF 3) elcici nA 4) noitanigamI 5*) raja si ti nehW 6*) erutinruF'O yddaP 7*) meht ot emoc t'now sdeb esuaceB *If these fry your brain, you are no better than a train.

Duvi0

A powerful wizard has decided to take up programming and has made a perfect copy of a game you like into a genre that it initially wasn't, for instance making Link to the Past a roguelike or making Mario 1 a turn-based RPG. Which game gets made into what genre? Also, as for music, brokentree by Jordan Underneath. Is good musak! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh-nm8y9FCA" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh-nm8y9FCA</a>

Mikkofier

MSC RQST: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi7VPXmbxME" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi7VPXmbxME</a> I figured that the most likely way for you to show your face would be to casually peek at the camera during a Advent Christmas Thingy or whatever, go ”'sup?” and then carry on as normal. QSTNS: 1) What's the best type of pizza for pizza-ghetti? 2) What movie deserves a remake? 3) What's your Subway sub of choice? 4) My music request reminds me of games for the original playstation for some reason. Do you have types of music that you associate with something inexplicable like that? 5) Recommend something? 6) What is the proper name for a giant nuclear powered turtle? 7) What should and shouldn't be allowed in Talkhaus? 8) A powerful linguist gives you a prototype device that allows you to instantly master 5 languages of your choice. What are they? RT RQST: Draw Giygas.

Anonymous

You are a powerful wizard, and you decide to harass some guy who plays video games for the Internet. How do you cause him ire?

Anonymous

Have you heard of/ considered the Steam game "UnEpic" ? If not, I think you'd might be intrigued. It's an adventurey platformer with a very D&amp;D-esque feel. It's got both a 'modest' version &amp; 'unrated' version. From what I've played there's no difference between the two other than character dialogue/ quest goals. Steam's gametrailer page: <a href="http://store.steampowered.com/app/233980/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://store.steampowered.com/app/233980/</a>

Mibz

The first art rq: Draw a powerful wizard fighting taxes.

Fusion Warrior

Question! If you got doused in gamma radiation, what color Hulk would you become? Also not only is the Eight Melodies remix played at the end of the video last week amazing... and official... But I walked down the aisle at my wedding to that exact version of the song! It brought me tears to hear this!!!! My wife G-Dawg says hi!

Anonymous

Questions: 1. What would you do with all your free time if powerful wizards went extinct and how would you cope with the boredom of having a much more ordinary life? 2. What are your top 5 (Easter? or not) candies? (Been awhile since you had a top 5 question ;) ) 3. OH NO! The last of the powerful wizards survived and cursed you to walk around with an Arby's hat awkwardly floating above your head for the rest of your life! What are you going to do?

S1nZ

Hey there raocow, forgot to post last week's questions.... and had trouble comming up with stuff, not wanting to mimic other peeps, you know. Anyway music from Fallout 4, one of my faves from the Diamond City Radio station. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEyDNTLlRgU" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEyDNTLlRgU</a> Anyway, did the games i gave you go through well? I didn't expect you to claim it on air.... was so embarrassed DX. Anyway, question. other than mario games and old retro games, what games do you play on your off time, well, that is assuming you play retro/old style games in your free time.... Also, if a game gives you a choice right at the start, would you go lethal or non-lethal for your playthough of a game? Playing Deus Ex Human Revolution and thinking of that....

Anonymous

Request/Question: ((Say this in your most beefiest of bodybuilder-types voice)) "Do you even lift bro!?" Now that that's out of the way we'll know if you subconsciously associate the 'Bowser' voice with a bodybuilder. Though I'm curious to hear what voiceover we may get otherwise. :P As for questions; 1. If you were to visit a place of exercisey/ bodybuilderness - I think some refer to as a gymnasium..? - What would be the machine/station you'd frequent most? 2. What are your thoughts on interrogobangs nowadays?!

Sketchy

cow the raocow cow cow rao cow caocazoid. Have you ever had a recording session that you found so utterly disgusting that you pretended it broke and just invited PPR over to fix it, or were at the very least tempted to? (I'm not trying to imply that I thought you did so with Jump: the episode 37, but I could imagine how it could happen, being in the moment, and making judgements on a level, or just generally being so frustrated live that it comes across badly.)

Sketchy

Also because I suck at music requests have the theme song to one of my favorite video games ever that actually isn't that great gameplay wise (mostly in difficulty: way too easy mostly), but I found to have a neat world filled with airships and floating islands and diesel/steampunk themes like those. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJthgbSQqBY" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJthgbSQqBY</a> As a bonus question I'm tacking on to my six-hour-later second post, What's your favorite flying mechanical contraption from any sort of anything ever?

Lomion Jones

Protip: if you want to cut in line with your art request, just come up with one that has a time restraint! Two non-questions: I just upgraded a computer for the first time in well over a decade, but it wasn't nearly as bad as I'd feared! The one thing that really terrifies me is processors, so I'll steer clear of those. Some practical advice if you do go for the upgrade, make sure your power supply is up to the task, and make sure your case will fit the graphics card. As for N64 games, my suggestion would be Pilotwings 64! Maybe not a full LP, but it would be fun to see you attempt such a game, as it seems unlike anything you've played. Also it was one of my absolute favorites, back in the day.

D

Music request, on newgrounds as it's supposed to be: <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/359451" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/359451</a> . (Youtube link, in case you're trying to use that auto youtube playlist thing: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Boq5WQHOJn0" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Boq5WQHOJn0</a> ). It's the non-chiptune version of the music in "The Water Machine" from Mario Gives Up 3. If you ever feel like looking into building your own computer, or just learning about components and such, I find this to be a good starting point: <a href="http://www.logicalincrements.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.logicalincrements.com/</a> (or <a href="http://www.logicalincrements.com/legacy.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.logicalincrements.com/legacy.html</a> might load better; both need some javascript). And this is useful to checking part compatibility: <a href="http://pcpartpicker.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://pcpartpicker.com/</a> . This was again not a question! (I just remind you of this in case you forget what questions are. I am so helpful!) Patreon request: in cortex, we got to hear Horikawa's pirate (bartender) accent, so give us yours! Say this in a pirate-y voice: "Yarr, tell cappy what you want! We got grog... an' super grog... an' mushroom grog!"

Lomion Jones

Special Bonus April Fools Question! A powerful wizard has granted you your wish and wiped away all of your memories of A Link to the Past so that you can LP it blind. Unknown to you, however, you have also been hexed to believe that Rise of the Hylian is actually a rom of aLttP, and to LP that instead. He's even constrained your fans to play along with the joke! How disappointed do you think you are going to be?

PizzaPony

Welcome to the caboose! MUSIC that will probably play next week <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PwN7vLc32E" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PwN7vLc32E</a> QUESTIONS are full of thinking 1. Thinking about pets more (and cats) what big jungle/savannah cat would you like most to have as a pet? (assuming they are all legal to own and not dangerous) 2. The previous mention of subway reminded me, I looked at your address on google maps, and that subway is so close to you, I wish I had a subway in walking distance. To make this a question, do the people that work there recognize you as a regular customer? And is it nice and cleanly? (unrelated note, alot of your neighbors have pools) 3. What moment in a video game was the most intense and heart-racing? (that you can remember) (for me, it was while fighting Remilia in touhou 6 on the run that I finally 1CC'ed the game) 4. So about body pillows, you're saying you wouldn't even want this life-sized one? (note- kinda saucy, as one would expect) <a href="http://haruhichan.com/wpblog/49088/life-sized-monster-musume-mia-hug-pillow-to-be-sold-at-comiket-88/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://haruhichan.com/wpblog/49088/life-sized-monster-musume-mia-hug-pillow-to-be-sold-at-comiket-88/</a> 5. If you saw a disembodied head of yourself floating in a hard to reach area, would you try to grab it in hopes for an extra life?