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DOUBLE AMBUSH (Patreon)

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2016-05-22 20:05:23
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this is the one with the onion**

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oh hey it's that video!

but enough about myself, let's talk about myself

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Anonymous

Music Request. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9p8gQGknHI" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9p8gQGknHI</a> Got three good ol question for mister rao the cow. ( 1 ) Say that you were a scuba diver and you found the worlds biggest hunk of cheese. This in turn would make you famous among all the celebrities. But you notice that a family of fish are living in the holes of the cheese! Do you report the amazing finding and have the hunk removed from the ocean? Or do you never say a word about it so that the fish can live happily? ( 2 ) You buy a tub of ice cream from your local super market. You eat a bowl when you get home. The next day, you realize that the places you scooped out have been refilled with more ice cream! You test it out and find out it is a never ending, self refilling tube of ice cream. What do you do with the endless supply of ice cream? ( 3 ) You have the opportunity to acquire Kirby's power. It's 100% free, but you would need to eat a fridge load of food every day. Would you take the power or decline?

Wymar Sane

That was the best barfday song I've heard in decades. Yay.

Mibz

Dear raocow, Goodness! I did not anticipate another ambush. My attempt at trickery was in fact tricked itself! Now back at my rightful position of near the front of the pack, a musics lingers on my lips. A single word is spoken; Esaka? youtube.com/watch?v=4BSCSmji7OE 1. What is the highest level of injury and malady you can laugh at? There is quite a difference between someone falling on their butt and guts. Guts. 2. What really makes you just want to misname a guy? 3. What is your favourite poem? 4. Would you ever make a powerful pact contract with a satan devils? 5. A powerful wizard really gets into comics and offers you superpowers, and you even get to pick them! Wow! However, there's a catch. The powerful wizard can only offer 1000 wizard dollars for superpowers and some flashy powers will eat up more of the special effect budget, and once the budget is done that's it. Knowing this, what powers do you take? 6. How much would you pay for a device of some kind that calculates the optimal way to play a video game? 7. A powerful reversal! How much would you sell your sense of smell for? 8. Who would win a fight between a goomba and a dragon quest slime?

Bellmoore

Heippa raocow! [I could use any Finnish word here and you'd think it was a greeting, food for thought.] Music that hopefully plays in Canada: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIK5Tj6HeN4" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIK5Tj6HeN4</a> Rehash of an old thing with tighter focus: Years of playing Mario games causes something to click within you and you realize you can use Mario's abilities in real-life; high, controlled jumps, no fall damage, cause power-ups to appear from blocks [bricks, boxes, etc.]. Using these abilities drains you and you have to re-charge by playing more Mario games, hard or obscure ones give better charges, while games you have already played give less power. How would this affect your life? What would you use your powers for? What would you call your brand of magick? [something]-mancer is a popular one, e.g. bibliomancer and dipsomancer. Videomancer is already taken by TV watchers. Would you accept an offer to join a cabal of people with similar abilities? This is mostly from Unknown Armies, but could be used in a superhero themed RPG as well.

Mikkofier

msc ui rqst eue: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLrChSME0T8" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLrChSME0T8</a> qstns ueio: 1) How do you sedate someone who is magically on fire? 2) Trivia Lord from last week calls you and asks if you've made up your mind? 3) Would you live in one of these (<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futuro)" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futuro)</a> if given the chance? 4) Design a trap for your dungeon!? 5) A powerful application allows you to summon up to three creatures of myth to help you do stuff. What/who does your 'party' consist of? Ps: Here's some usb N64 controllers on amazon.ca: <a href="https://www.amazon.ca/s/ref=sr_nr_n_6?fst=as%3Aoff&amp;rh=n%3A7089391011%2Ck%3Anintendo+64+controller+usb&amp;keywords=nintendo+64+controller+usb&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1463954843&amp;rnid=5264023011" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.amazon.ca/s/ref=sr_nr_n_6?fst=as%3Aoff&amp;rh=n%3A7089391011%2Ck%3Anintendo+64+controller+usb&amp;keywords=nintendo+64+controller+usb&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1463954843&amp;rnid=5264023011</a>

CesspoolofHatred

play some mario before you play some mario, youtube.com/watch?v=UBsAqXna0QI 1. What is your opinion on Nintendo only having like one thing ever at E3 this year? Do you think that horrible choices have been made there? 2. So apparently the PS4 and the Xbox One may be getting mid-generation upgrades of sorts. Are we once again in the age of the Sega CD and 32X? What have we done to deserve this horrible future? 3. So Life is Strange is the most feelsy video game in your opinion? And you did not play it? Through which source did you vicariously experience this game (i.e. who did you watch)? 4. Do you really dislike it whenever someone gives you a hint that was perhaps too un-subtle? How often does that happen with games you've Let's Played? (also if you ever do play Undertale, if/ever burnout ceases, that will probably happen. A lot. The internet has an unfortunate tendency of doing this with popular things and it can be awful sometimes) 5. [insert a million questions about when you are going to play Undertale, Plague of Shadows, or any other question that you have probably already been asked ad nauseam. You don't even usually play these games while they're "hot on the iron", to mangle some sort of phrase. I recall you going on record about this with.... Super Meat Boy, I think?] 6. What streams do you watch as background noise? Are they too noisy for the background, you should take its feelings into consideration too. 7. Just kidding, the background is as empty and hollow an entity as you can get, it has no feelings. It exists only to be filled. 8. [blubbering descent into nihilism] 9. But if you fill the background it becomes lively, right? 10. [renewed sense of optimism!] 11. How much time have I wasted with all my questions and musings? 12. [Not quite nihilistic, but in-between now?] 13. If you were a ghost, who or what would you possess and for what purposes would you use your vessel?

Filby Pott

Since you asked for an update: my mom is still in the hospital. She had pneumonia last October and her coughing was so bad it broke several ribs and caused a hernia. She's had multiple surgeries to correct those problems, and they've gone okay, but new complications keep popping up. She's been in the hospital for the last couple weeks due to an infection at the site of her last surgery. They're keeping it at bay, but it's been very resistant to antibiotics. As far as I know her life isn't in danger, but every time she seems to be getting better something new hits her, and it's exhausting. I'm exhausted. Thanks to raocow and Lovely Penguin and everyone else who sent their well wishes. No questions this week, but I do have a musical request. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9468-QKRoCg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9468-QKRoCg</a>

S1nZ

Hey there, Raocow. Havn't been commenting here mainly because i had trouble comming up with a question &gt;_&gt;. Thanks to Bellmoore for inspiring a question, but first. Music~ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iNE1VnAFYo" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iNE1VnAFYo</a> Ok, so in my own lore for my story, a slime's intelligence is based on the size of its core and the size of the core depends on various factors, nutrition and environment being a few of them. My main character's pet slime is intelligent enough to learn magic, have a human like body and communicate human like, and also imprison enemies without them dying from asphyxiation. Sounds gruesome, but helpful. On to the question. What kind of slime would you prefer be? a regular slime, viscous but still able to move easily. A more solid slime like Metal slimes or a more liquid slime like those bubble slimes?

D

Music: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SbOxAVVGeM&amp;t=76" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SbOxAVVGeM&amp;t=76</a> (it starts in the middle; that's intentional, I just like the latter half more) Questions! 1: Have you heard of "A Fox in Space", and have you seen the first episode? Any thoughts? If not, you should really see it! If you need a taste of it to get you interested, try watching this: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOPx4s0sxfU" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOPx4s0sxfU</a> (stop the video and watch, but it's less than 2 minutes long) 2: As I recall, you like to eat ceral for breakfast. Say you get yourself some cereal, and then go to pour the milk in, but OH NO you're out of milk! What do you do? Do you eat it without milk, or go out to buy some milk, or try to put the cereal back, or ...? 3: I can't remember, did you ever play a musical instrument in school? If not, which instrument do you wish you could play? Or wait no, that's not how questions work here... A powerful wizard casts a spell giving you the skill to play any instrument! Which one do you pick?

zmonbobbo

Two questions inspired by the gigantic mess that is Drama Mistery 2's plot: 1. What's the hardest you can ever remember laughing at something and what was the context? 2. Can you give a top 5 (or 3, or whatever you can think of on the spot) weirdest/funniest moments from your LP career? I always like looking up those sort of "the game broke the LPer" moments and re-watching them.

Sketchy

Hi there every cow, this is sketchy Jeanette. I am talking to you, literally talking to you in my car at 12:50 a.m. because I forgot to make one of these with my hands. That means I'm using the voice to text feature on my phone to write this to you. It actually works pretty good. I'm only sad that I cannot give you a music link to listen to because I am currently driving and do not want to be an irresponsible driver. By the way if you say punctuation marks while you're using the voice dictation software on your phone, it actually adds it. Also no I'm not being a bad driver. Anyways, I thought that it was really funny how I asked if using pictures to ask you questions was a good idea, and then immediately afterwards somebody gave you a question that was literally a bunch of pictures. So I guess I'm going to hold off on that for a little while. Keep it special. Anyways, I wanted to know which type of cheese is your least favorite type of cheese.? I know you don't like cheese, and less your opinions have changed since the last time I've been informed. I personally really dislike blue cheese, and cottage cheese. But I think both of these cheeses are kind of difference anyways. Anyways, I'll shut up and send this verbatim will because I think it's funny and I'm sorry for making you read it. I love you. In a non-creepy way, probably.

PizzaPony

Casino trip is next saturday (June 4th), so have hype for that. And about last weeks questions about the Christmas ghosts, it wasn't really referring to the original novel, but more so when a show or cartoon has a christmas episode based on it, the characters from the story are played by the characters from the show. AND also, about the plumbus video I linked, it wasn't just the clip from the show, but an ad made by ThinkGeek.com, so if you haven't watched that, then go back to where I linked it last week and watch it. MUSIC, hype for Warcraft <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Za0rZs0Qk" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Za0rZs0Qk</a> QUESTIONS, hype optional 1. You've mentioned that in art class, you learned to both give and receive criticism, and also that you're a fan of Dali, so I want you to give your best critique of this work: <a href="http://tinyurl.com/oc96doz" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://tinyurl.com/oc96doz</a> 2. Thinking more of christmas, here's some pictures of a house just 1 block over from where I live <a href="http://www.jimhicks.com/remodels/the-most-extreme-christmas-house-is-in-hampton-virginia/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.jimhicks.com/remodels/the-most-extreme-christmas-house-is-in-hampton-virginia/</a> (the last picture shows it best) Funny how you don't think of things when you see them everyday. And I told you we take Christmas seriously here, lol. Is there anything in Sherbrooke that really stands out? 3. On the fateful day when you show your face, will that also include a full body shot? We've gotta make sure you haven't been lying about your huge-ness. And, after that fateful day, what will the frequency of showing your face be, if ever again? 4. When I'm trying to think of questions, I look around my room, which doesn't help at all, because its stuffed with MLP stuff. So look around your room, select a random thing, and answer a question about it. 5. Oh hey, thats something I can ask a question about, what are your thoughts on Micheal Jackson? Both his music, and the tragic tale of his life and death. (I have a MJ action figure in his smooth criminal outfit doing the extreme lean pose) 6. We have asked you about what you like to watch, listen to, eat, and recently smell. That only leaves 1 question, what is your favorite and least favorite texture to feel?

Sketchy

Also, apparently a game called Omnibus' first world is called Sky Place Dangerous.

D
>>1850525

Oh also this is super-late, but yeah, I know the phrasing in the Translation Party link is "wrong". I was fiddling around with minor wording changes, adding/removing commas, and such, to make it more interesting. Even tiny changes like that alter the result surprisingly significantly!