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IMAGINARY FRUIT SCULPTURES (Patreon)

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2016-07-03 20:26:26
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NOTE

Seems that during my recording, bandicam had some hiccups and basically... didn't record some things, which is why there are abrupts cuts. I have no idea what caused this. Do note that the audio version is complete and does not have any issues.



Appologies about this. I checked the raw files and... yup, The cuts are there. I must have missed them all during my video spot-check.


Man, I'm sorry about this. I'll adjust some settings so this doesn't happen next week...


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this one felt a bit weird. sometimes I just can't put my thoughts into coherant word-phrasees.

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a french canadian speaks in english for over an hour

what a country

Comments

Mibz

Dear raocow, Watch out! It's the powerful wizard primetime power hour spectacularaton! (The Reboot) (Part 4) because I haven't posted anything kamen rider for a while youtube.com/watch?v=9c3G3_eePs0 1. In the previous canon, there was a powerful wizard salesman offering the power to get jokes but now! The very same powerful wizard also offers the power to make other people always get YOUR jokes! How much do you pay? 2. Sometimes there are people that are like mentioned to be super cool and important and things but then they turn out to be like a kid or a dog or something and it's unexpected. In relation to this, what would you not expect to be a powerful wizard? 3. A powerful wizard goes bad, and you need to form a non wizard posse to stop the wizard! Who do you pick? Also, one of them will be a mole, so watch out. 4. What is the most powerful hat a powerful wizard can wear? It is a well known fact that wizards have the pointy ones but there's also top hats if you're a magician and some wizards can use the powers of unorthodox hats. 5. something something powerful wizard 6. Which three powerful wizards would you invite to an elder evil's birthday party? 7. What would you disguise yourself as if you were forced by a police wizard to infiltrate a gang of powerful wizards who have been tagging up the place? 8. What is the name of the last powerful wizard?

Bellmoore

Mae g'ovannen raocow! Weather report: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCJzUiBZItk" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCJzUiBZItk</a> RPG related questionnaire: What kind of setting would you prefer; fantasy, sci-fi, horror, contemporary, a mixture? Which is more appealing, facing a minotaur or the minotaur (unique monster vs. species)? Dice or diceless (either no randomization or substitution with something else, e.g. Jenga tower in Dread)? D&amp;D style level based advancement or something more free-form? Would you put more emphasis on combat or character interaction? Opinion on systems where your character is based on yourself (e.g. TimeLords)? | Something different: Have you backed something through Kickstarter, Indiegogo or other crowdfunding service? Give three answers to the following riddle: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Zephyr Dragon Lord

Yo, raocow. (You got the French and then the English pronunciation right last week. Great job!) About last week... I'm very happy that keeping those wizard questions open n terms of responses gave you some serious thought into them. And I didn't actually plan on getting Rhythm Heaven of my own accord. That was thanks to two online friends... One of them has scrapbooked ALL of Rhythm Heaven Megamix at this time, and the other... cried tears at the game's localization announcement and release. So... yeah. That's why I have the game. I want to tell you about myself, too, but there's not much time to make that happen in this limited space. Onto a few questions, now... 1.) What games did you enjoy the most as a kid? 2.) How was that SGDQ? Any super good highlights like that Momodora run? (Note for futurecow: And a speedrunner of Sunshine missed a shine in an otherwise good run to fall to his death, so you are excused from your own Mario failures for life.) Anyways, that's it. Have a nice day!

Wymar Sane

Undertale is a JRPG/Dating Sim/Dog Petting Simulator, but enemy attacks are bullet hell patterns. Part of what makes your character so much more powerful than most enemies is that you're actually able to dodge most attacks. And now you know!

Bellmoore

Also, you can check the references in last week's thing from your copy of the A Red &amp; Pleasant Land. For example, the puddings are acidic, but they do not dissolve porcelain or anything coated in saliva.

D

[Non-video-question: The video from this week appears to have unintended cuts. For example, 19:09 is missing the entire response to Horikawa's question, and 19:54 sounds like an abrupt transition. But the audio-only version appears to have everything so far (I'm only partway through listening right now). I'm being punished for using my eyes!]

Anonymous

Oh hey, I don't think I've written in this textbox before. Where did this come from. Music Request: <a href="https://youtu.be/GCRqGJpSij0" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/GCRqGJpSij0</a> (2 min 32 seconds) Personally, I've the sort of person who vastly prefers instrumental music in most cases. There are however rare exceptions where certain kinds of vocals I just really like to sing along to. Some of the songs by the artist who Bellmoore linked a song of last week, are among those rare exceptions that I can really get into singing along with. As such, my music request above, is an instrumental-only song by the same artist, to contrast against the one with vocals from last week. So, my question: How do you feel about instrumental music, versus music with vocals, when it comes to listening for your own enjoyment?

Anonymous

Searching -dere on Google didn't turn up any results because Google interprets a dash in front of a word to mean exclude results that contain that word. So -dere doesn't actually give Google any terms to search for, only to not return anything with the word "dere". Just thought that might be useful to know for future reference.

Filby Pott

Musical request: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzk69wNrtoE" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzk69wNrtoE</a> 1) Who's a Street Fighter character you really like in terms of character/design/personality? My favorite is a tossup between Dudley and Makoto. 2) What's the worst book you can recall reading? Mine is "Forgotten Realms: Lady of Poison" by Bruce R. Cordell, which was only slightly more competently written than "The Eye of Argon". I only read it because the author used to be an admin on an online game I used to play on, heh. 3) How is Cortex going? Will it be posted to your channel in the future or will it be private going forward?

GenesisJames

Agh, I missed out on a few of these due to work and school. :( Anyway, I'll try to get a song and a question in. Anyway, I've got an art-related question. On average, do you prefer artwork with a lot of detail, colors, etc. or do you prefer more simple artwork that has only a few subjects, colors, etc.? I tend to lean more toward the simpler stuff; I really like the style of art like those Russian propaganda posters and the stencil-style of street art (kind of like Banksy's stuff). Interested to hear about your tastes! Here's a song that I've been into recently. Just a heads up, it's a Nintendo song, so I dunno if copyright might be a thing. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtjUO7p1_9c" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtjUO7p1_9c</a> Hopefully I'll be able to watch the episode that this question is in, haha~ By the way, I'm louiejub on the talkhaus. This is just what I use on pretty much everything (including YouTube) nowadays.

Anonymous

dont eat the puddi! D:

Bellmoore
>>2084459

My worst book would be "Berek Puolikäden paluu", a lousy translation of "Lord Foul's Bane". Couldn't finish it and also the reason I stopped reading translations when the original is available.

Mikkofier

Luomuhappo is Finnish (the name means 'Organic acid') I may or may not have been slightly tired and emotional (both in the British euphemistic sense and in literal sense) while writing last week's thing. Also I'd like to state for the record that 'Holding Out For a Hero' is a very difficult song to sing and way beyond the capabilities of my larynx. Anyway, ethereal soundscapes (or whatever), ahoy: <a href="https://youtu.be/2jTg-q6Drt0" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/2jTg-q6Drt0</a> Questions exist: 1) Do you have any suggestions for the next Talkhaus Sings? 2) Can love bloom on the battlefield? 3) Is there a chance that you would some day attend EVO? 4) What is the worst kind of ending? 5) What is the best kind of ending? 6) A powerful curse gives you the face of a random famous person. What would, in your opinion, be a) the best outcome? b) the worst outcome? Ps: Possible references to beating DT3 suppressed to avoid jinxing.

Anonymous

Your music request will have to wait a bit until what I’m listening to now stops, sorry about that. I wore white socks today, but there is a chance they could be some type of blue- or black-based argyle tomorrow, depending on if I’m leaving the house. Can the ABCDs speak Portuguese? Is the reason they tend to ignore Kood just that they don’t speak the same language in-universe?

Jason Stone

Someone played Ogre Battle.

PizzaPony

Oh man, me not posting my questions on Sunday morning? Well its because I'm going to be at BronyCon this weekend! And about my browser tabs and the power going out, well, for along time, we would have atleast 1 storm a year that makes the power go out, then I think in 2012, we bought a generator, and since then, the power has yet to go out for any long amount of time. When it does go out for afew seconds, my backup battery (an Uninterruptible Power Supply) keeps my computer safe. Its a good thing to have. And all my socks are white. Another thing, I know you're trying to avoid any music copy-right stuff, but most of the time, we can hardly hear any music at all. MUSIC, been saving this one for awhile <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHglQRvbzOc" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHglQRvbzOc</a> QUESTIONS, also its 2 in the morning 1. I'd like to give my 2 cents on Undertale. While the story is what everyone talks about on the internet, all other aspects are just as good. You may have seen some spoilers, but EVERY little detail of the game is something worth seeing, every snippet of dialog, every music track. And I wouldn't call it an RPG, in the way we call other games RPGs. While it may feel like theres random battles, they only come in certain areas in an amount that's just right (unless you keep backtracking through the area). And a thing most people forget is that there's a flee option, it works more often than most games. That being said, there's 1 other stand out indie game I think you should play 1st, Cave Story. Only because it feels better to do things in (chronological) order. The next B side vote is certainly going to be interesting. 2. An addendum to a previous question. About changing genders for a week, lets say the process allows you to choose what breast size you want, what size do you choose? 3. During BronyCon 2013, this was my cosplay, what do you think of it? (note-think Earthbound) <a href="http://tinyurl.com/hcrq3dh" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://tinyurl.com/hcrq3dh</a> That picture got used by the Baltimore City Paper website in their report of the Con, unfortunately, they remove old articles. 4. If you could instantly learn to do 1 move irl (no ultimates) from a fighting game character, what move would use choose? 5. Would you consider playing a game using game genie codes? And I don't mean just giving yourself unlimited health/lives, I mean codes that change the way the game is played. Most discovered codes are for SMB the first, like codes that make all enemies throw hammers, making it so if you keep running off a ledge you won't fall until you stop, and some codes that just makes the game weird/glitchy, you'd have to see them to understand. Here's a website that compiles a bunch of codes for it: <a href="http://www.killgruz.com/?p=222" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.killgruz.com/?p=222</a> 6. When you are 80 years old, do you think you'll still be LPing? I hope so, because there's a nice 80 year old grandmother who LPs on youtube, primarily Skyrim. She has 130k subs, but only gets as many views as you do. Channel name is Shirley Curry.

Rameau's Nephew

Gosh gosh it, Raobert, French isn't even -close- to one of the hardest languages to learn (for a speaking of another Indo-European language, that is). Try Icelandic some time. Or if that's too straightforward, Finnish. Or if that's too straightforward, Korean. Get set, hoorah. This raises an interesting question, though. In just about every linguistic community, there seems to be a broad consensus that their language is one of the hardest. Even Dutch people think that, and their language is easy as peasy! (If you speak English, German, or another Germanic language, that is. OH MAN, ETHNOCENTRISM.) Why do you think that is? After all, people pick up their native language just by growing up in a community which speaks it, whereas any other language they learn as to be won via hard woik and elbow grease. Wouldn't you therefor expect people to assume their native language is one of the -easiest-, and ever other language much harder? But that's hardly ever the case--most people will assume their native language stands proudly at the peak of Tricky Trap Mountain. What do you imagine is the reason for this? Pride in the idea of having effortlessly mastered a nigh-impossible task? Bad memories of incompetently taught grammar lessons in school? Running afoul of the tendency to hold native speakers to a higher standard of "correctness" (that is to say standards which may not always reflect the everyday spoken register, and in some cases are flat-out made up, like rules about not splitting infinitives and not ending sentences with prepositions in English) than non-native speakers of a language, making foreign languages feel more merciful by comparison? Something else entirely...?

CesspoolofHatred

Heck yeah, Evo hype next week, let’s go <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YyB8Svb-f0" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YyB8Svb-f0</a> 1. To expand a bit on what Wymar said: in Undertale battles do generally play out like a regular JRPG, at least during the player’s turn. You can attack, heal, whatever. But on the enemy’s turn, they attack with bullet hell patterns, and you move a little heart around to avoid their attacks. If you’re good enough at dodging, you can minimize damage. I’ll also echo what PizzaPony said and say that the game overall is generally worthwhile, even discounting the story. 2. So it sounds like you have OG Small 3DS! Alright then! Loopy 3DS capture card installation is $199.00 USD for US Shipping, and $214 USD for International Shipping! You have to send in your 3DS and all that. Katskukitty generally has options for sending your 3DS in to be wired up, or they have an option where you can get a 3DS bundled in that’s more expensive but the whole thing’s set up when they send it over to you. But apparently there are some quality issues with that brand. Complications! 3. Speaking of story, MAN, that DT3 ending, huh? THAT was, um… unexpected? After a bit of time to stew over it, how’re you feeling about it now? Any new thoughts? 4. In this mad world of music requests and high quality rips, there is something I am curious to know. What are your own musical tastes? If you had to make your own musical salad, what artists, soundtracks, etc. would you add as ingredients? What genre would be your dressing? 5. I am sorry you did not get the punchline on the Mario rip last week Mr. the Cow. If you want you can go back to the rip and try again, but this time do not trust your ears. Trust your eyes instead, they will show you the true vision. [OLD OPTIONAL RIP <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3asiN8hYyI" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3asiN8hYyI</a> ] Whether you do or not, I also apologize for saying there was a Sonic when there was not. There originally was, but then I changed my mind and brought a La-Mulana. So here is a Sonic for this week: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeGVzRlNg5k" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeGVzRlNg5k</a> 6. Xbox Elite Controller? That usually runs at like $150 USD, but if you wanna be able to swap out buttons and D-Pads and such, then hey, more power to ya! Keep in mind that if you want the controller to be rechargeable and such that you’ll need to buy a Play and Charge kit, which runs about $25 USD, otherwise it’s powered by AA batteries. Don’t know if you’ll need it if you’re gonna be using it wired on your PC, though. Hooray for proprietary technologies, said absolutely nobody non-sarcastically. 7. So the EVO Finals Schedule recently came out. Looks like Tekken will be on Friday. Smash 4, Pokken, and Killer Instinct will be on Saturday in some undetermined order. Sunday will be Mortal Kombat X, Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3, Guilty Gear Xrd Revelator, Super Smash Bros Melee, and Street Fighter V, in that exact order. You usually take time on Sunday to view the EVO Finals, right? Are there any games on other days you’d take time out to see? 8. Finally, can you please take a look at this? It’s only about 57 seconds long, but you will probably want to put the camera to the side like the other times. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKepjOEzG5s" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKepjOEzG5s</a>

D

1. Can't remember if you've talked about this at all: do you have any opinions on the new SF5 characters being allowed in tournament at Evo? (Ibuki, etc) 2. Have you ever heard of or seen this game show kinda thing called "Arcade Pit" by Smite (from SA)? It mostly involves trivia questions and gameplay challenges and stuff from nes/snes era games. Seems like something I could see you being a contestant on. A link for anyone that's curious: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVzW5E8pn2CMxw9vUrLiE-dxE8VYr98CF" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVzW5E8pn2CMxw9vUrLiE-dxE8VYr98CF</a> 3. Ever heard of Piper Thibodeau? (I'm not sure how to pronounce that) She makes these cutesy daily drawings, like <a href="http://cryptid-creations.deviantart.com/art/Daily-Paint-1298-Shrimp-Tempurra-614555116" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://cryptid-creations.deviantart.com/art/Daily-Paint-1298-Shrimp-Tempurra-614555116</a> and <a href="http://cryptid-creations.deviantart.com/art/Daily-Paint-1064-Mummy-Cat-567436116" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://cryptid-creations.deviantart.com/art/Daily-Paint-1064-Mummy-Cat-567436116</a> . I also just found out she's from Quebec, and there's a kickstarter for an art book of those daily paintings (pretty expensive, though; I think it was like 70 CAD?). I just thought all that was pretty neat! The video is probably pretty long by this point, but you're almost done! (I assume) You can do it, woo!

Filby Pott

Hi, it's me again. I hate doing this, but... I'm going through some really hard times right now due to the family medical problems I've brought up before and I'm having trouble paying the bills, so at a friend's suggestion I set up a fundraiser on GoFundMe to help. I got most of the way there, mostly thanks to Horikawa for retweeting it and a bunch of Talkhausers who donated, plus my friend Ami who did a charity stream, but it wasn't enough to pay this month's phone bill, so now I can't contact my mom in rehab. I was just wondering if you could share the link (<a href="https://www.gofundme.com/2973rym4" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.gofundme.com/2973rym4</a>) to help me get a little closer to my goal. I won't ask any Talkhaus peeps who already gave to give anymore (you know who you are and I am super grateful), but if anyone else could help me out it would mean the world to me. I feel incredibly lucky to be part of this community. And while I'm writing this I also want to give a shout-out to my aforementioned friend Ami Angelwings, the creator of Escher Girls (eschergirls.tumblr.com) who also does video game streams on her YouTube page (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/user/lostangelwings" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/user/lostangelwings</a>). She's basically the best person I know.

CesspoolofHatred
>>2119484

quick note, your links have parentheses at the ends of them which is kinda breakin' them, might wanna fix those up

Anonymous

music: youtube.com/watch?v=Wh4WnHlsbvM So this week I'm gonna stray away from my original plan of asking the most detailed questions after one week (a new record!), due to me being tired and somewhat having a writers' block of sorts (a new record?). Instead have this trainwreck: 1 - ARRANGE PAIN WITH COLORS - SUDDEN STUBBED TOE - CORROSIVE CHIPPED TOOTH - SCORCHIN' SPLIT LIP - 3 PAPER CUTS - CLUNKED UP SPRAINED ANKLE - WICKED CARPET BURN ------------------------------- - SEA-GREEN - GOLDENROD - SALMON - OLIVE - FUCHSIA - NAVY BLUE I really don't know what kind of question this is, so please take at least 20 minutes of deep meditation before answering And this is what I do during my freetime instead of editing cortex

Anonymous

I can NOT believe someone sent you that chinese bootleg game song