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say hi to fred (Patreon)

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Mibz

Dear raocow, It's the quickfire round! Hell yeah! hurry! youtube.com/watch?v=3-8Q_afPKWw 1. Would you rather have not enough time or not enough money? 2. You're at a vending machine, what are you going to buy? 3. Ryu or Ken? 4. What would you like to know more about? 5. What are you going to do the next time you see a powerful wizard? 6. You're hungry, what are you going to make? 7. What are some good words to live by? 8. What would you most like to be a king of? 9. What needs more love? 10. Would you rather have enhanced gusto or bravado? 11. What needs a HD remake? 12. What will be your undoing? 13. How much momentum did you lose?

Bellmoore

Ey raocow! Music: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_iy71v46r4" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_iy71v46r4</a> The year is 1615 and your group of adventurers enters Amsterdam seeking work. A random encounter table is consulted: 8. Everybody dies and Amsterdam is wiped from the face of the Earth. Roll up new characters, start them somewhere else. What will you do to the GM? 35. Warehouse fire! And it is too close! The warehouse is already spewing smoke everywhere... and opium was stored there. Lots and lots of opium. Do you attempt to provide aid or run giggling into the smoke? 49. "Hey you lot! Not from around here, eh? Then you want to buy some genuine Dutch wooden shoes, which I coincidentally can provide! What size are your feet? Ahhh, healthy, ain't ya? Try these ones..." (There is a 25% chance that the shoes have termites, and a 25% chance that they are an extraordinary set of shoes.) Do you take a chance with local fashion? This snapshot is from the Lamentations of the Flame Princess adventure "The Magnificent Joop van Ooms". Ooms is a world-class artist and creative genius in many fields. His art can alter reality. The booklet mainly contains adventure hooks that a GM can use to build adventures around. Word of warning, good amount of Lamentations of the Flame Princess material is intended for mature audiences.

Wymar Sane

Hey where'd my previous post go? :&lt; Anyway, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2dLduDv2M4" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">music request!</a> (Today's Blue Resort theme was hella nostalgic!) * Since you seem to be nearly done with MMsqrt(-1) and Super Cat Planet will almost certainly be a two-video deal, here's a reminder that Mischief Makers has a 101% completion thing, but unless you put in a token effort into getting the last collectible for the entire game, it's not worth the effort. Getting all the other gold gems is probably worth it though. * Speaking of depressing, how do you feel about bleak (Dark Souls, Nier, and Humanity Has Declined, in which humanity or the entire world is on the brink of extinction) or grimdark settings (Warhammer40k or A Song of Ice and Fire, in which the world is actively out to make you miserable)? I hate them if it's just misery for misery's sake (looking at you, GRRM), but think they're amazing as a contrast to more positive stuff; Wh40k is notoriously over the top, Dark Souls lets you make a change, however ultimately futile, on the world, be it on a cosmic or personal level, and Humanity Has Declined... well, the mascot critters basically look like this &lt;:D * How do you feel about stylised and comic-y skelingtons, the kind that gets used for internet image macros?

Mikkofier

What can I say, you can tell a lot about a person from what they do or do not consume. Probably. Maybe? Anyway, Just For The Heck Of It, here's the opening fight scene from The Eye of Argon: --- The weather beaten trail wound ahead into the dust racked climes of the baren land which dominates large portions of the Norgolian empire. Age worn hoof prints smothered by the sifting sands of time shone dully against the dust splattered crust of earth. The tireless sun cast its parching rays of incandescense from overhead, half way through its daily revolution. Small rodents scampered about, occupying themselves in the daily accomplishments of their dismal lives. Dust sprayed over three heaving mounts in blinding clouds, while they bore the burdonsome cargoes of their struggling overseers. "Prepare to embrace your creators in the stygian haunts of hell, barbarian", gasped the first soldier. "Only after you have kissed the fleeting stead of death, wretch!" returned Grignr. A sweeping blade of flashing steel riveted from the massive barbarians hide enameled shield as his rippling right arm thrust forth, sending a steel shod blade to the hilt into the soldiers vital organs. The disemboweled mercenary crumpled from his saddle and sank to the clouded sward, sprinkling the parched dust with crimson droplets of escaping life fluid. The enthused barbarian swilveled about, his shock of fiery red hair tossing robustly in the humid air currents as he faced the attack of the defeated soldier's fellow in arms. "Damn you, barbarian" Shrieked the soldier as he observed his comrade in death. A gleaming scimitar smote a heavy blow against the renegade's spiked helmet, bringing a heavy cloud over the Ecordian's misting brain. Shaking off the effects of the pounding blow to his head, Grignr brought down his scarlet streaked edge against the soldier's crudely forged hauberk, clanging harmlessly to the left side of his opponent. The soldier's stead whinnied as he directed the horse back from the driving blade of the barbarian. Grignr leashed his mount forward as the hoarsely piercing battle cry of his wilderness bred race resounded from his grinding lungs. A twirling blade bounced harmlessly from the mighty thief's buckler as his rolling right arm cleft upward, sending a foot of blinding steel ripping through the Simarian's exposed gullet. A gasping gurgle from the soldier's writhing mouth as he tumbled to the golden sand at his feet, and wormed agonizingly in his death bed. Grignr's emerald green orbs glared lustfully at the wallowing soldier struggling before his chestnut swirled mount. His scowling voice reverberated over the dying form in a tone of mocking mirth. "You city bred dogs should learn not to antagonize your better." Reining his weary mount ahead, grignr resumed his journey to the Noregolian city of Gorzam, hoping to discover wine, women, and adventure to boil the wild blood coarsing through his savage veins. --- Wasn't that interesting? Anyway, music: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EzN9k8KUvY" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EzN9k8KUvY</a> Anyway, questions: 1) If you were a Megaman boss (raoman?), which robot master's weapon, out of all the games, would you be weak to and also, inversely, which robot master would be weak to your weapon, whatever it is? 2) What would you do with supernatural power over youtube? 3) How much would you be willing to pay for a Demo statue to be erected in some random corner of Mont Bellevue? 4) Episodes of those DIC Nintendo cartoons would make good material for that theoretical mst3k style thing that was last mentioned like 50 calendar years ago. This isn't a question, but who cares? 5) Who is the boss of you? 6) A powerful monad tells you The Truth About Everything. What do you do with this information? Ps: The music this time was chosen purely because of the "play them as they come" method of doing these requests. Also, No, I don't know how you pronounce Grignr. Also, here's a silly piggy for absolutely no reason: <a href="http://i.imgur.com/NuCkgMb.gifv" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://i.imgur.com/NuCkgMb.gifv</a>

Z3r0Up (Zero-Up)

^Pronounced "Zero Up"^ First, I'll just say that I wish you luck if the patapons reach that C-Side threadhold you made up. It sounds like a pretty big undertaking, having three playthroughs going every day (unless maybe you make the third one every other day, as to not take up as much of your time) but whether you actually decided to go through with this or not, I fully support your decision, and hope that if you started getting burnt out on making that much content, you would retract your decision, as I, and certainly most of your other fans, don't want you losing your health over something like that. Second, when you start playing Super Cat Planet, I would maybe suggest not going full "cat planet cat plant angel girl cat planet" unless it came out in a sort of natural way. I know that some peeps are probably hoping to have a nice reprise of your original cat planet videos, but I personally would like this playthrough of yours to be as authenic as it can be with your reactions and all that. That being said, I suppose I wouldn't mind if you played it up a little bit here and there. Either way, just play it however you want to and try not to worry too much about recapturing some magic or something like that (that's what the wizards are here for!) :)

D

music (or maybe just "ambient sound"): <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8ShsHeYkeI" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8ShsHeYkeI</a> In your last video I finally realized you're saying "Allen Leland"'s name out loud. All the previous videos I wasn't watching the screen when you said that and it just sounded like you were saying "eh... la la la" or something. Oh man french! 1. I think I recall you were a teetotaler but aren't anymore? What's the last time you drank alcohol, and what drink was it? 2. I noticed in older videos you used to roll that "r" in "raocow" really hard, and now you don't... and argh! You mentioned this in last week's video, stealing away my question! So instead patreon request: say this in your old stronger accent as best you can: "hey there everyone, this is rrraocow". 3. Are the cortex videos for sure not happening anymore? I don't remember the current status (don't need to go into "why" or any drama or whatnot, I just don't remember if there's a chance we'll see more or not). 4. If you're looking for another word for "normie" or "non-nerd", I heard recently some encylopedia dramatica people apparently use the term NORP (normal ordinary responsible/respectable person). Just one syllable, but it sounds pretty goofy. norp norp norp

D
>>2420882

Also, yes, there are indeed tags now. woah indeed.

S1nZ

Hey there, Raocow. That song i linked last week was the japanese opening for the Digimon anime. anyway, music. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdR3f2J7WqU" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdR3f2J7WqU</a> It loops, so it would be easy for you to cut it for anyone else's music. Anyway, i was certain i used gintama as a example for myself as well for my previous question, over 360 episodes, like holy cow. so, question. What kind of japanese mythological monster that you know of you would like to have a friendly relationship with, if they would be non-malevolent towards you, anyway., though simple pranks would still happen. Question inspired by playing the Nioh beta demo. more or less japan mythology dark souls. pretty cool, and got ran over by hell wheels many times....

Allen Leland

Hello hello, raocow~!!! Scenario question! If you had to choose between either having your vision limited to the standard NES resolution of 256 x 240, but in full normal colours, or having your eye's perceived colours limited to the NES's native 65 colours, with 25 being able to be displayed at a time? Which would you choose, between having pixelated vision or normal vision but with very limited colours?

Filby Pott

Musical request: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiboHWwr12M" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiboHWwr12M</a> If you do end up doing more of the Wario Land games like you mentioned last week, would you consider LPing Wario Land for the Virtual Boy? It's the only Virtual Boy game I ever played (a demo at Blockbuster Video in the 90s) and aside from the problems inherent in the console I thought it was pretty fun. I think there's even a Virtual Boy emulator out there that lets you play the games in black and white instead of headache-inducing red. Just for fun, given your stated affection for slime monsters, please assign a 1 to 5 rating, 5 being the highest, to the following ooze creatures from my favorite RPG, Pathfinder: <a href="http://filbypott.tumblr.com/private/149688803638/tumblr_ocplshzGgh1r3sy6w" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://filbypott.tumblr.com/private/149688803638/tumblr_ocplshzGgh1r3sy6w</a>

Wymar Sane
>>2423273

Fun fact: One of the Pathfinder 3rd party devs are currently playtesting a martial discipline based around Mortal Kombat moves. No joke.

Anonymous

What is your favorite tetromino in Tetris?

Willhart

Post on the Gazebo.

Anonymous

- Some music to groove to <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WTgWRSZUrg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WTgWRSZUrg</a> (cut it off at around 2:47 if you don't want to have to talk over the uploader's outtro) - In regards to the Gintama statement, there's a somewhat recent show called Osomatsu-san that shares a director with Gintama, but only has 24 episodes so it's a lot easier to squeeze into your life. I've never seen Gintama, but I know that both of these shows have a very similar off-the-wall sense of humor. And hell, Osomatsu-san's first episode is notorious for ruthlessly parodying a ton of other anime to the point of being hit with lots of hilarious Japanese legal issues! That should give you an idea of how boundless the show's sense of humor can be. (also, don't feel put off by the fact that it's a revival of a show from the 60's. There's really no continuity or anything, so anyone can pick this series up and still enjoy it.) - Something you should know about the Wario Land series is that each one is vastly different from the next, so even if you've heard that 3 is "pretty much 2 but better", keep in mind that 3 is also more of an open-world experience, and that 2 is more "individual levels, but your path of progression is based on various decisions that you make in every level". Both are worth trying out for different reasons.

Anonymous

I've been a patreon since forever yet I've barely watched any of these videos oops.

Anonymous

I had some questions but I accidentally posted instead of linebreak double oops Here is a pleasant ditty! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNxuNnTVMHk" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNxuNnTVMHk</a> 1) Out of the SMW hacks that you've played, which one would you say is your favorite? I've been rewatching your Something Else playthrough a lot, and I think it's decidedly my favorite romhack you've done, and one of my favorite LPs of yours in general. 2) I know you are a decent fan of the Mega Mans! What is your favorite classic Mega Man game? 3) If you could be associated with one of the four classic elements (Fire, Earth, Water, Wind), which one would it be and why? happy video game on the internet-ing!

Wymar Sane
>>2448799

It's not particularly evident, but if you click on the ellipses beneath your post, you can find the edit button.

Anonymous

Oh man, remember when I left comments on these videos? It's been quite awhile. So how have you been Mr. Rao the cow? As usual, I will leave a quality music selection. <a href="https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rEcOzjg7vBU" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rEcOzjg7vBU</a> So i'm curious, what was the first game you ever played (that you remember)? Mine was Pokemon Blue when I was 4 years old. Good times! Anyways, I hope you've been well and I eagerly await your future playthroughs. Toodles!

Filby Pott

Chiming in again last-minute style to say I got a job in a deli! Shortest time I've ever been unemployed I'm happy to say, only three weeks. Do I have to ask a question? Uhhh... what's twelve by pies?

CesspoolofHatred

i have no ideas for questions this week, so have some comments and also completely unfitting music <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvjg49WkZms" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvjg49WkZms</a> On depression: It’s my understanding that it’s kinda like being alcoholically impaired – you’re not fully in control of what you think and feel and all that, it’s like a chemically imbalance soup all up in your brain, and it swishes around making you feel despair and stuff. Also other things I’ve learned is that it’s generally not a good idea to express overwhelming amounts of pity towards them, like “oh, I’m so sorryyyyy, that sounds so baaaad” because that just makes them feel worse. Similarly it’s also not a great idea to, um… PUSH them, like “eeeeurgh, MAN UP”, because their brain is all like “eeeeugh” and depression makes them a self-made emotional punching bag, and being condescending with that sorta “advice” just makes ‘em go all “EEEEEEUGH” ‘cause you’re punching them now too, like Star Platinum. Does any of that word salad just now make sense? Anyways, questions hopefully next week. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkXjjh5fTsI" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkXjjh5fTsI</a>

Zephyr Dragon Lord

Welcome, raocow. I hope you've been enjoying yourself. I do have some notes about last week. That sickness I got a while back was caused by anchovies in a ceasar salad. Fun times. That song that I gave you last time was Justice RIP from Fire Emblem Fates. (I used the Japanese version because a 29 minute loop is honestly quite ridiculous for this) Impromptu poetry hour made me really happy, so expect some more of it... ...But not right now. One of my dad's closest buddies just passed away, so he's not feeling great. On a FAR lighter note, have some music. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1jmBdJwZBs" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1jmBdJwZBs</a> The soundwork for these newer Mario games are just so incredibly good... On to a few questions. 1.) What is your jam right now? 2.) Do you have a default activity for when you get bored? 3.) Why the heck do people have the heart to bring horrible themes into song (aka every nursury rhyme ever)? 4.) How DO all the king's men work on one egg? 5.) What is the first Mario enemy that comes to mind right now? I'll stop it here this week because I went too long the other times. Have a nice day!

PizzaPony

Hope I'm not too late, internet was down all last night till now, but there other worse news, one of my best friend's uncles died, and also, a friend of my family died. I had only met my friend's uncle once, but our friend, Steve, was like a relative, we all came to each others parties, and he loved to have cookouts. He was probably the best manager a Walmart ever had before he retired, he was even the Santa Claus for the store every year. And I guess to pile on more slightly older bad news, 2 weeks ago we changed the faucet in our bathroom, but the pipes were so old, the shut off valve for the cold water literally fell off, we had to call a plumber, which costed us $225. But gratz Filby on the job =) MUSIC, pulling out one of my favorites (may want to play it alittle quiet if you want to avoid possible ads) <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYbGEfoOUbs" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYbGEfoOUbs</a> QUESTIONS, afew tough ones in here 1. If you had to choose to completely forget either French or English, which would choose? 2. EMERGENCY! You must evacuate your home, you have only 30 seconds to grab what you want to carry with you, what do you grab? 3. How much would you want to watch an LP done completely by an AI? 4. One of your usually watchers has been a bad pirate, send him to the brig! (pick one youtube commenter/talkhauser/patreon that you would send to jail (for a short time)) 5. Would you be curious to know the actual percent of times you've died right before the end of a level throughout your LPing careeer? What would you guess the % is? And is there anyone out there willing to go count? 6. What's your favorite once or twice a year meal? (that you would only have while at a relatives' or the like)

swirlybomb

Man, I'm really bad at responding in a timely fashion! Might be too late again this week, but may as well try anyway... Here's a song that I'm sure you just couldn't get enough of a couple weeks ago! How about once more for the road: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fihc2ONQ5v0" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fihc2ONQ5v0</a> A Wario Land marathon could be fun, but maybe not all in row? Like have one other game in between each just so there's not a Wario overdose. I'd like to recommend not skipping 2 though, if only because I love that one and I don't see a reason to skip it if you're going to play 1 and 3 anyway. It's not particularly similar to 3 if that's your concern; 3 is more puzzle-y and vaguely Metroidvania-y in the sense that you keep getting new treasures that open up paths in different levels, where 2 is more straightforward with self-contained levels. I don't have a closing statement. Y'know, I didn't vote for Megaman Square Root -1 because it seemed like it'd be a very joke-y sort of game without much substance, but it turned out to be honestly pretty great! Good job, SnoruntPyro. I'm interested to see that Mischief Makers made it into the top vote as well. You said you played that game when you were younger, right? How much experience did you have with it? Did you ever get 100%? Also, do you have a 'favorite part' of the game? For me, I think that even more than the awesome gameplay (which is fantastic), I love how the story is just complete and absolute nonsense. It seems like almost a self-parody of some kind.