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better late than denver (Patreon)

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more like nintendo sw... swatch !

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Duker

Have at you, more Waterflame music: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yanwIwtlzEI" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yanwIwtlzEI</a> Yo Raoman, do you know these words?! Go beyond! PLUS... ULTRAAAA!!!11!!1!! Yeah I coincidentally watched Hero Academia last week (or well the week before last when you read this) and I agree, it's just so well made. When I still wore a watch I also had it on my right arm despite being right-handed, it simply felt the most right. I'm not particularly hyped about the Switch, even disregarding that we still know very little (and apparently won't get ANY new official info for the rest of the year, WHAT?!) I don't think the concept of a portable home console makes much sense. Just in case you hadn't made the connection yet I'm the duder who occasionally bring chipmunk-sections to the mortal timespace. Speaking of which, what do you think of that? I mean, it's probably me overthinking it something fierce but one some level it feels like content theft... I guess it counts as transformative but... I don't know...

Bellmoore

Spoopy greetings raocow! Tailor-made creepy music request: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYXBuIGW56g" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYXBuIGW56g</a> Your best Halloween related memory? How interested would you be in a setting heavily influenced by Clarke's Third Law (any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic)? Numenera is one such setting; set on Earth a billion years in the future, after the rise and fall of 8 great civilizations. Your character lives in the "Ninth World", largely medieval level technologically but with countless artefacts - collectively called numenera - left behind by the preceding civilizations that are rarely understood, sometimes useful, often dangerous and usually thought of as magic. For example, a scavenged device that projects an invisible force field that might originally been part of reactor shielding or an umbrella. You create a character by filling the blanks in the following sentence:"I am a (descriptor) (type) who (focus)." Here's a link to a character creator with the options found in the core book (glaives are physical, warriory guys, nanos are wizardy/scientist/brainy guys and jacks are somewhere in between): <a href="http://www.prime-junta.net/numenera/index.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.prime-junta.net/numenera/index.html</a> The system itself is d20 based and focused on roleplaying and narrative. All dice rolls are handled by players with difficulty levels set by the GM and the GM can also intrude on player actions with new and unexpected challenges. Intrusions award 2 XP, if accepted, and the rewarded player must immediately give one those XP to another player and justify the gift. You must pay 1 XP to refuse an intrusion and if you cannot, well, the villagers might not be so hospitable to the weirdo who consists mostly of metal... Opinions about Numenera thus far? I'm not sure about my ability to describe stuff, but it's an interesting setting and character creation is easy, fast and fun.

Mibz

Dear raocow, The last questions were posted on my birthday. It empowered them and would have been super cool but then the plan was undone by delays. I blame the 64 bits for this! a circle is a flawless shape youtube.com/watch?v=4cgwX7G8yfU 1. In the event that you became a skeleton, do you imagine you'd be scared of yourself? 2. How do you plan on surviving the inevitable and deadly robot revolution? 3. What would you do if you were subject to a skill based leveling up system IRL? 4. Would you rather battle against the horror of the third dimension or the terror of a wind that irritates with its motions? 5. On another occasion, you encounter another powerful wizard's powerful wizard yard sale and more powerful wizard items are on offer! Claiming to have a mythical arbitrary reason both as to why he is selling the items and why you may only pick one, the powerful wizard shows you his wares. You may pick from an unopened bag of peanuts, a kitten in a brown paper bag, a lifesize miniture giant thundercloud, a perfectly ordinary cardboard box and a cucumber. And then there's an internet link! pastebin.com/gLjLdxfK

Mikkofier

Glad to hear everything is just peachy, raocow. Pre-Music question: How horrible is it to find this (<a href="https://youtu.be/codu_Opkkfw?t=13m1s)" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/codu_Opkkfw?t=13m1s)</a> endlessly funny? And how more horrible is it to then refer to you as "Yosemite Samuel"? Anyway, music request: It's spooky o'clock, do you know where your children are? <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ6EiOXHx50" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ6EiOXHx50</a> Regular ol' questions: 1) For some reason (maybe you've decided to try dressing up as a victorian era gentleman?) you get yourself a cane with a custom handle. What does this handle look like? 2) For the hypothetical mst3k thingy, were you thinking of doing it solo or with guests? Don't mean to harp on about this subject, I just wanted to ask. 3) Having watched the first raostream and bits of the second one, I was surprised to hear you, among other things, straight up say "this level sucks" and call Guy Fieri an asshole. Is Horikawa a bad influence on you? (I know it's really just the result of being "uncut" commentary) 4) Has political correctness gone mad? 5) What's the latest thing to cause you to be baffled? 6) A powerful duelist challenges you to a duel (you know why) and as per code duello, being the challengee, you get to name the weapons the duel will be fought with. What will it be???????? AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT BOO!

D

moooo-sic: <a href="https://youtu.be/4EcgruWlXnQ?t=10s" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/4EcgruWlXnQ?t=10s</a> (moo like a cow; really nice "moo"ing last week by the way!) 1. Let's talk about healthcare some more! Do you ever need to worry about, like, which hospital or doctor etc that you go to? Or do you just find the closest one? In contrast, in the US one of the frustrations is that you usually need to make sure you're using a doctor/specialist/hospital/etc is in your "network". But in general, my biggest gripe is not even that US healthcare is expensive, but that it's near impossible to tell in advance what something will cost. (Sometimes you just get a bill literally 10 months later that you have no idea is coming.) Okay, enough about that. 2. Let's talk about skydiving some more! You can do something called indoor skydiving, if you were ever curious. You basically get pushed up in the air by a giant fan in a room; looks kinda like this: <a href="http://www.pamplinmedia.com/images/artimg/00003530123894.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.pamplinmedia.com/images/artimg/00003530123894.jpg</a> (looks like there are some places in canada that do that). Although the number of skydiving deaths per year is crazy small and like all of them are during crazy stunts done by pros, but I know real skydiving still makes some people nervous! (For the record, I've been "real" skydiving and think it's great, but I'm also planning to go indoor skydiving sometime soon.) 3. Let's talk about nodles! Remember your nodles? <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bMTU9KQpCM" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bMTU9KQpCM</a> . The game Omikron has them, too! <a href="https://youtu.be/O-B5fPJo9c0?t=5m56s" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/O-B5fPJo9c0?t=5m56s</a> (just watch for like 10 seconds) That flash game or whatever it was that you were playing back then was clearly just ripping off Omikron. 4. Do you like/dislike the taste of most beer? How about cilantro? Someone once told me there's some evidence for a genetic predisposition for hating both the taste of hops (which is in most beer) and cilantro. I never really explored to see how true it was, but at least for me, I kinda hate hops and cilantro just tastes kinda weird.

Willhart

Have you watched The Jimquisition? I see one of the videos on the thumbnail.

Anonymous

music: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy5V1lD_0Rs&amp;feature=related" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy5V1lD_0Rs&amp;feature=related</a> Q1: What's the best Halloween Costume you've ever seen? Q2: Any childhood memories of Halloween? What was it like growing up for you? Q3: On another topic, thoughts on Bethesda holding review copies until 1 day before (feel free to talk about Jim Sterling's latest video if you've seen it)?

Anonymous

Heyhey Cowcow. It's me! How are y'all doing today? And yep, I used "y'all" in another instance where I'm only referring to a singular person. Can't stop a lingual fiend like me! I'm sure you've already commented on the BILLIONS of words in this post, but there's really only a couple questions and some thoughts. Hopefully you're not too overwhelmed. I felt like I should start by giving my thanks (again) for your dedication to making these Pasteypawn videos. They are such a pleasure to listen to on my way to work, school, and my clinical hospital locations. They really help me to relieve some stress in the midst of UDDER CHAOS that generally surrounds that sort of environment, so thanks for keeping me a bit more sane than I'd be otherwise. I also appreciate that little extra you leave at the end for us audio only peeps. Just a small thing that shows you have a fair respect and appreciation for all your fans, regardless of their preffered sensory input. I'm a gonna start with a song: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohVvgB560Lk" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohVvgB560Lk</a> So I think I know the name of the problem you were having with your leg. While practicing phlebotomy, I had to come to study a lot of blood disorders and injuries, and I think what you were suffering from was a severe hematoma. And NO, I wouldn't suggest googling it! It's grody. A hematoma is essentially a very large, pooling bruise under the skin, often caused by poor needle sticks when drawing blood, among other things like impact, ect. At times they can be so severe that they need to be drained, as yours needed to, until the vein or artery heals. This would explain why it took so long to heal, and why you needed so many hospital trips. It doesn't explain how it occurred in the first place unfortunately, for that I have no idea. That's all over now though, and I'm just glad you made it through a-ok. This has been Dr. Roo's diagnosis. Whatever happened to Boot-leg old-time Raocow? He was the raddest guy! Did he move to a farm upstate? Now as for your drawing tablet endeavors, I have a suggestion! I'm not sure if you're familiar with the Huion brand of tablets, but I'd very much suggest looking into them! They aren't name brand like Wacom, but their quality is very good for a fraction of the price you'd pay for a similar tablet. I traded in my Wacom for a larger Huion a few years ago, and never regretted it. Check it out if you're interested! Have you ever considered making a Discord server for the Talkhaus, if one doesn't exist already? Discord is a great piece of software, and it's free! I think it'd just be neat to get all the peeps in one place and nerd out over stuff, even more so than usual. Regarding the Nintendo Switch: To be honest, I think the hype a lot of people are feeling is due to a multitude of reasons. For one, Nintendo seems to be trying to appeal to an older demographic this time around, something people have wanted them to do for years. The number of developers, third parties, and indies already developing for the system is impressive, so long as they stick around. And considering the positive reception already, that might not be an issue. There's also the fact that the trailer shows support for the Esports scene, and rumors of Nintendo making partnerships and accommodations for such events. And the simple fact that the Switch isn't really at all Gimmicky goes a long way for a lot of people. It focuses on just being able to play the console quality games in more places than just in front of the TV. That alone I think has a lot of people interested. Being the first console that allows you to play your games on the go was bound to create a lot of buzz. (And no, I don't count the Sega Nomad and Turbo Express, as those were still separate products you needed to buy.) Overall I wouldn't say I'm hyped but I'm certainly interested and optimistic. Of course, games will be the deciding factor, but everything up to now has certainly garnered a lot of attention. Last up, sweaty, creepy, clancer-like fans! Who doesn't love that? I seem to remember you once mentioning that you received a PM from a fan who somehow memorized all the dialogue in an episode of one of your lets plays, and sent it to you verbatim. You found it so bizarre that you didn't even try to respond. Have you had any similar experiences over the years?

Alex D.

There's no such thing as being too old for Dr. Seuss! His work is pretty awesome and can be appreciated at any age. If you ever run across one of his books at a library or bookstore, I'd highly recommend picking it up and reading a bit. Random question: Do you ever have trouble coming up with something to write in a video description or title, or choosing a thumbnail? Every once in a while I'll run into a creative block and not know what to put for my own stuff.

Zephyr Dragon Lord

Hey there, raocow. Unlike many others, my optimism for the Nintendo Switch is purely analytical. It moves specifically away from the Wii U's modus operatus, and is an instrument of change. (The Wii was actually a fantastic console, in my opinion. Wii Sports and Mario Kart Wii alone likely made up for any expenses of the Wii U!) Most importantly, Nintendo is taking feedback more seriously, as evidenced from some of the development cycles of recently released games. While I won't be buying it, I have reason to believe it's a good console. With all of that aside, more poetry. The end is here as dawn draws near as those who breathe have no life. No salesmen to save them or traffic to distract; Once more a gentle breeze would be needed. Hey, that was difficult, wasn't it? Well.... you're done! You've leveled up! Pick your preferred method of doing so, and perform it. I feel that today, we should go old school with our music. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1dhk-H11Uc" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1dhk-H11Uc</a> Question time, I suppose. 1.) Remember the sword so large that it could have two mortgages on it? How could such a thing exist? 2.) Do you eat pizza, and if so, what's your favorite type? 3.) I think Proton Jon's a good example of taking streaming in as a habit/living/something. (Most recently, he's been playing Resident Evil 6 with a friend, and it's so dumb/campy that it's incredibly enjoyable.) Anyways, how would you feel if you were a guest in one of his streams, and he was a guest in one of your videos? 4.) Dolphins. Will they take over the world someday? Or will Garland knock them all down first? The song's probably gone by now, so have another. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJbm9a0MIl0" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJbm9a0MIl0</a> 5.) What is your greatest guilty pleasure? 6.) What do you miss the most from the older games? Okay, that should be it, as I can't think of anything else to say. Take it easy, especially in musical land of Bee minor. Stay sharp.

swirlybomb

It's okay raocow, I don't hold it against you. It was an honest mistake and I do appreciate the apology. Sorry about the awkwardness. It's a music! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_HXrs3dNp4" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_HXrs3dNp4</a> Congrats for figuring out Sasquatch Beta so quickly! My child self never figured out what to do about the second phase... or how to beat a lot of things in the game, such as thinking the 100/200/400m dash events were impossible because I didn't understand that the C-button dash was slower, and I don't think I could beat any of the big bosses. I find it kinda funny that as a kid I was so clueless about much of the game but still thought it was the greatest thing ever (fortunate were the days of videogame rental copies often having endgame save files!). Your Mischief Makers playthrough has been quite enjoyable because there's a similar feeling of discovery and seeing things for the first time that I've come to take for granted. Now we're in the endgame where the game only raises more questions without providing answers! Have fun! Still never figured out what the deal with the "try using the Control Stick" 'hint' is supposed to mean, though... Regarding the Switch, it may be fair to say that a good portion of the hype is just because it's something new that's finally being revealed, especially after so much secrecy. I personally was blown away by how 'modular' the system and controllers are; the fact it uses cartridges suggests that cartridge space is large enough to contain huge games (such as Breath of the Wild) without the loading times of discs; excited to see a new 3D Mario that didn't look similar to any previous games; the Splatoon and Mario Kart 8(?) footage (the latter of which shows King Boo and players holding two items at once) suggests that WiiU games may still receive update/DLC support; and the Skyrim HD(?) and basketball footage (plus the incredibly long list of third-party supporters) suggest good third-party support, the lack of which caused the WiiU to suffer; also there's the Esports stuff, which I'm not specifically into but if it's for real then it'd be great for Nintendo to start participating too. Perhaps it's too early to get really excited, but I just got really good feelings from what was shown. Questions: Sometimes games are really unfair, and sometimes they enrage you a lot! Most of the time you suffer through it or grind against it until you beat it, even past the point of absurdity (see: USS Suboptimal), but not always. What exactly tends to push you over the edge or make you decide to throw up your hands and start using savestates or other tools to pass a particularly unfair segment (or give up a game entirely)? If you're willing to divulge this information, how well does the Patreon money support you? Is it just enough to cover your living expenses, or do you still have some left over to save up or use on personal purchases and whatnot? Hope you have a good week!

CesspoolofHatred

Nothing spookier than a broken plate of spaghetti <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gucKqwgsyHY" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gucKqwgsyHY</a> (anime video, probably wanna scroll window off to the side) And now for something else that’s spooky <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PbK_33mtwA" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PbK_33mtwA</a> Re: Nintendo Switch, I’m hype for it because it looks like a fun thing and because it actually seems like Nintendo’s doing a good job of conveying what it actually does, when compared to the Wii U. And without even a single word of dialogue, just a logo clack and video of the thing being used. Also, this list: <a href="http://www.gamasutra.com/db_area/images/news/283785/NX_Partners.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.gamasutra.com/db_area/images/news/283785/NX_Partners.jpg</a> Anyways, here is a list of horrors you have come across in the past. Please tell us which ones horrified you the most. Carnivorous mushrooms Homing torpedoes Maverick Thwomps Death by Skype Cosmic Detonator Wind Literally Weaksauce fanfic Cthulu in a Mario game Realistic skeletons In addition, what other thing in video games have filled you with dread, horror, and/or sheer panic?

PizzaPony

Yo raocow, did you know that 'yo' is used in many different languages, and in each it has the same general use of slangily addressing someone? MUSIC, more spooooks (let the playlist go through afew, its intended, so I dont have to clutter this place with links) <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_FtYowFDkY&amp;index=18&amp;list=PLB0xooEkKbSZLSBMSpP3mlnr-_Awb2rvF" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_FtYowFDkY&amp;index=18&amp;list=PLB0xooEkKbSZLSBMSpP3mlnr-_Awb2rvF</a> QUESTIONS, and shame on you raocow 1. From last weeks questions, I made a joke about you getting sick time from 'your boss', the joke being you/we are the boss, thus we are terrible employers. Now not getting a joke right away I can understand, but accusing me, someone whos watched ALL of your videos and was a day 1 patreoner, of not knowing that you are self employed! You shall pay dearly for this insult! You must answer 3 questions of the past!! q1. What was Rex Rocket's pet? q2. In Toadette Strikes, in the extra Theater play level, what weapon did Mario gain? q3. When playing Worms Armageddon with Pink and friends, what did you say after using the Armageddon weapon, resulting in a draw? ANSWERS here- <a href="https://youtu.be/4XDoRPxIjhY" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/4XDoRPxIjhY</a> 2. Do you get maternity leave? 3. As Alex Diener said, Dr Suess is something that's for all ages, I'm sure you'd appreciate the art, its kinda similar to yours in a way. 4. How the fuck are ya? Have those fucking N64 games been going good? Seems like you're having a fucking hard time on some levels. (when Horikawa swears with you around, it always gives me alittle laugh) 5. Just a small notes about God/gods/any gods. There is a large difference between what a religious person and non-religious people think of when they think gods. Like any well known figure without specific details, he is going to be shaped by pop culture. Theres been hundreds of shows, cartoons, movies, skits, and comics featuring gods from all religions (except Allah). Since the point of these things are to entertain, its easy to see how God is given a very non serious personality, it makes for comedy. Always keep a worldly mind, and you too may one day find the Holy Grail. 6. So what are your fetishes raocow? 7. As you mentioned in the stream, you'd like to add music to chipmunk'd sections, but fear copyrights. Why not just use video game music? (anything thats not current gen should be fine) Although then Duker can't slow it down to see what you had said.