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Zephyr Dragon Lord

Hey, ducks can't be invisible! They can only be dark blue... So... I said nothing about the US politics last week. I'm less concerned and rowdy than pretty much everybody regarding everybody... but I'm really scared for science. You know... that thing you use in platformers.... science. science. science. science. science. *repeats 100 times with a slow zoom into a pupil, which shows Twitter abominations* raocow, we need to delve into madness to escape this... madness. So here's something marginally related to a judge joke in MaGL3. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_rZBFfJfzA" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_rZBFfJfzA</a> Yeah, I don't even know. Questions are sponsored by madness and Sun + Moon (not politics) 1.) Do you plan on getting one of the new Pokémon games, and if you did, how are you enjoying the journey so far? 2.) Where is up? 3.) Why are we afraid of the left... hand turns? 4.) Whomps or Thwomps? 5.) Do you feel like an all-star? 6.) Is Canada pretty calm right now? 7.) What's your favorite mythological beast? 8.) Are you coping with the current song well? 9.) Have you ever got bored enough to think about playing an RPG, or are you beyond boredom now? 10.) Can you be our pastor for the Gospel of Science? Thanks for putting up with me this week. I was still a little loopy from my illness. Hopefully I feel good by the time these questions get answered. Have a great day, raocow. Stay fresh. EDIT: I'm almost feeling good. Sun and Moon are great, and those politics + madness... I'm sorry for troubling you with that. Still, stay fresh.

Willhart

Thanks for the good recommendations.

Mibz

Dear raocow, we are entering a brave new doom filled world. Doom. star trek youtube.com/watch?v=HOTZo9_CfJs 1. Who would win a fights between the Chickadee and Runman? 2. Quick! Give me a neat-o obscure word! Or else your plans will go awry! 3. Who would win a fights between American Kirby and Megaman 2 Boxart Megaman? 4. If you were offered the power to manipulate one kind of fluid that could be found in the human body (excluding water), which one would you pick? 5. What is the natural enemy of the powerful wizard? 6. What brand of Mimic chest guy is the raddest?

Bellmoore

Hai raocow! Mario music (close enough anyway): <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic01Vhiyrb4" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic01Vhiyrb4</a> Do your campaigns maintain strict slüg quotas? (The ¨ stands for giant!) If not, do not worry, SLÜGS! is a themed bestiary designed to infuse weirdness and chaos into roleplaying games. Even yours. <a href="https://rpggeek.com/image/3063566/slugs" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://rpggeek.com/image/3063566/slugs</a> Have you been impaled by a spear or trampled by a giant? One kiss from Doctor Slüg and you are right as rain... with the exception of the cosmetic effects of your injury. Those remain. Over encumbered by metal equipment and near starvation? Breakfast Slüg is here to relieve you of the former and the Slüg's excrement takes the form of nutritious wheat biscuits. You are given an opportunity to save the world by preventing a world wide crop failure, famine and plague that will destroy 98% of humanity. All you have to do is steal the king of Sweden's bedpan, while he is using it. How will the fact that the quest giver is a Slüg with an enormous brain affect your enthusiasm for undertaking this task? There are also other Slügs in the world, such as Acid Slüg (not the burning kind), Love Slüg (very NSFW) and Slügatron (not actually a Slüg). SLÜGS! is LotFP's 2016 Free RPG Day book. In the words of James Edward Raggi IV "The important part of this little supplement is not that you take it to be the most jaw-dropping thing you've ever seen, but simply that you find it interesting. The whole point of RPG publications is not to provide all the fun so you don't have to, but to inspire you in new and exciting ways to come up with your own ideas for your own game. We're a little weird, a little dark, a little rude, a little goofy, and very metal, and we publish material to help you to be the same in your own games."

S1nZ

Hey there, Raocow. kinda lazy to find a music link, so have a quote from one of my very weird partially dice based role plays. This was said by the more or less leader of the group, to the hellhound , the silly, dumb party mascot. "I won't have you eating the damn kobolds, we just got released from slavery..." Context is the leader just saw the hellhound swallow the kobold whole so his clutch-mate, who is in the hellhound's belly, can talk to him.... I did say it was weird... Don't worry, though, the kobolds are fine and alive... at least until the next planned main story event, which is the hellhound going moon-crazy and the party having to subdue him. Anyway, Questions: Relating to trucking that was said near the end of the last episode, have you played the game "Euro Truck Simulator"? I actually find it interesting and fun, but it takes a bit too much time for me to play these days. on a completely different tangent, what is a game which you never or rarely play, but still keep track of the lore mainly because of the story? Like Dark Souls or Overwatch, to give examples. Anyway, that's all from me, all you peeps have a good week~.

Mikkofier

Heeeeeey theeeere, raaaooocoooow! That's not Donald, that's Scrooge! [Line break] Also, erotic pastries hurting ghosts and immortals makes perfect (occult) sense: Bread is a symbol of life. So is sex. So baking a cake shaped like a willy is life + life, which is too much to handle for undead and immortals, who are kind of antithetical to life, what with refusing to die and all that. And now you know. And then, music: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kRBt6K1VMY" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kRBt6K1VMY</a> And suddenly, questions: 1) Shy Guys or Snifits? 2) How would you define a your perfect video game? 3) Maybe calling it a MST type thing would be less awkward than MST3K type thing? 4) What is your opinion (if any) on [Neon Genesis Evangelion/Gainax/Mark Millar/Frank Miller/Marvel Cinematic Universe/Joss Whedon/Ducktales/Warren Ellis/Garth Ennis/Ambient music/John Oliver/Neil Gaiman/Public toilets] You did kind of ask for a list of creators a couple of videos back, so I decided to get some of that done as well. 5) Is there any work of fiction that has made you straight up angry? One that comes to mind is Mark Millar's "Wanted" graphic novel. Someone apparently called it "the Watchmen for supervillains", which I personally think is an insult to Alan Moore. Basically, picture your stereotypical white, Reddit-dwelling, neckbearded MRA-type. Next, make that guy write some self-insert fanfiction. Slap in some fourth wall breaking "You suck for enjoying this, reader! It was actually totally satire all along!" bullcrap at the end and you've got a pretty good picture of the whole thing. 6) Do you sometimes feel a need to vent about stuff? 7) A powerful thing from somewhere gives you the ability to shrink and grow freely. What do you do with this power?

Rameau's Nephew

Hey dere, baby doll, where you been all my life?

Anonymous

Hey raocow! I've been a fan of your videos for a long while now, and I've always been able to count on them to brighten up my day. I figure that if I'm going to keep consuming your content daily, I ought to give something back as well! Keep on keeping on, man. I hope to be able to give you even more someday. :)

wye

So when I told you a few videos ago that SMWC Production 2 would be released in the foreseeable future, I guess I was wrong? Apparently the deadline has been removed, so even if there's not much left to do, there's no telling when it'll be finished. The Vanilla Contest 9 hack, on the other hand, is really close to completion, so expect that in a couple of days. (The more you know~) The only real question I have for now is this: why did you stop calling them Dagadon?

D

Hi raocow! Thanks for your well-wishes to us (post-election) last week. I'm doing alright... well, maybe except for [POLITICAL CONTENT REMOVED]. Phew, glad I got that off my chest! Onward with less serious stuff: 1. Re: Dark Souls and "grindy": I didn't mean to criticize/debate your definition of "grindy". I just meant, the Dark Souls pattern of "die and retry" sounds like what you're already used to, with some harder levels or games that you play. So it seems like you'd be able to handle it fine. Not that I expect to ever see you play it; this conversation is just an academic curiosity. (They're good games, though!) 2. In the "Bunny Must Die" LP, at some point you got pretty frustrated at people telling you what to do, and in one video you said something like "oh boy, I can't wait for a comment from guy number 57 saying the exact same thing as everyone else". Someone then made a youtube account named "GuyNumber57" and commented "The exact same thing as everyone else". Was this funny y/n? Do you even remember this at all y/n? (Be honest! Also, spoiler: that person was me)

D
>>3067223

[Oops, forgot one; one more question!] 3. Do you ever wear sunglasses? Do you prefer prescription sunglasses, the clip-on things, the automatically-tinting-in-sunlight things, sunglasses that fit over your glasses, or none of the above?

CesspoolofHatred

Oh no, castles, how frightening <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF5tdDsxXbo" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF5tdDsxXbo</a> Their faced concrete slabs crush with purpose – to eliminate plumbers. And now, questions. 1. What is your favorite color? 2. Oh no, you have been stricken with the inability to see anything in this color! How does this affect your daily life and your hobbies? 3. Oh no, and now your blood is that color! How much would it freak you out to have effectively greyscale blood? 4. Oh, phew, now you can see your favorite color again and your blood is back to normal! But now that color is the only color you can see. How long until you become sick of this situation and swear an eternal vendetta against your formerly favorite color? 5. Your eyesight is back to normal, you see colors as they should be. A few days pass, however, and you find out that your old color is dead of grief and you’ve been seeing its identical cousin all along trying to tell you the news. It can’t say anything, though, because colors cannot speak. Duh. Now that your sworn color nemesis is presumably in a grave at the bottom of a rainbow, do you decide to bury the hatchet and forgive it for the visual hell it put you through? 6. A few days after, you find out your favorite color had children, and through a bizarre butchery of the legal system, you’re saddled with child support. How long until you run out of money? And now, for a man suffering from color-related afflictions. <a href="http://38.media.tumblr.com/aa9208674d05ff023f35703ca46e14d3/tumblr_npsjgmqwGJ1sfay15o1_500.gif" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://38.media.tumblr.com/aa9208674d05ff023f35703ca46e14d3/tumblr_npsjgmqwGJ1sfay15o1_500.gif</a>

PizzaPony

Ishnu'Alah raocow, I suppose to start, lets try that Iguana video again. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv9hn4IGofM" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv9hn4IGofM</a> And now MUSIC, an old one <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vXMOPyaR8U" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vXMOPyaR8U</a> QUESTIONS, a new one 1. Why why why why don't I miss you alot, forever? 2. Do you separate the 'a' and accompanying word such as: a lot, a few, a little, or type them as 1 word? (alot/afew/alittle) 3. Given what you've said in some Mario 64 videos, do you have huge gross mongoloid fingers? 4. If you were to record an LP live in front of afew hundred people, but they are all completely silent and behind you, would you be able to focus and play as you normally do? 5. A scientist has said: "If our brains were simple enough for us to understand them, we'd be so simple that we couldn't". That sure is weird to think about. Take a moment to think about all the stuff you know, you may not be able to recall all of it at once, but its all still there. So what comes first to your mind? 6. What is your favorite victory music/jingle? If you can, look it up and play it for us.

PizzaPony

Oyah, just as a note, music in the last video was too low-ish. You'll get that right balance eventually.