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HM 65 (Patreon)

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a shorter one, but a good one I think


as ever, your understanding is wonderful!

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Mibz

Dear raocow, please keep all hands and feet inside the doom at all times. the russians are coming, apparently youtube.com/watch?v=JqrSo-uN2A4 1. What is your favourite tongue twister? 2. What is the most powerfully cute mythological creature you would have as a pet/ adopt? 3. Who would win a fight between Mister Satan and Dan Hibiki? 4. If you had to replace one of your arms with an arm sized piece of cutlery, what cutlery would you choose for this purpose? 5. What advice would you give to an aspiring powerful wizard? 6. What's your favourite fighting game to watch anyway?

Bellmoore

Hullo raocow! Music request for various reasons: <a href="https://innsmouthgold.bandcamp.com/track/ulthar" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://innsmouthgold.bandcamp.com/track/ulthar</a> Crime news: Canada steals Finland's snow. We currently have rain and a palmy 6°C. Lets try something slightly different, prepare to use random.org or dice: You are a powerful wizard and you are preparing to enchant a magical sword, either for yourself or for your meatsh- *cough* warrior friend. (The results of all this are revealed next time.) Lets begin by selecting your alignment (alignment appropriate title in parenthesis): Chaotic (Necromancer), Lawful (Elementalist), Neutral (Sorcerer). You can also make up a suitably outlandish name for your wizard, if you want to, or you can let the dice decide for you (generate a number between 1 and 100). Next we determine how the Sword Magic ritual behaves when you cast it, roll on the Mercurial Magic table (generate a number between 1 and 100). Everytime you learn a new spell you roll on this table because everyone casts their spells differently. What kind of materials would you use to make your sword? Examples: the shattered pieces of a legendary sword, rare ores from the deep Underdark, dragon teeth in a maquahuitl style arrangement. Who do you get to forge the blade (or assemble it)? Yourself (assuming you have the appropriate skill set), a dwarf, demon, seventh son, etc. Where is the sword forged? Examples: Inside a volcano, one of the elemental planes, on a great battlefield. Now roll the spellcheck: generate a number between 1 and 20, re-roll any 1s, and add 20 to the result (lets assume you pour a lot of your resources into this and that you have decent ability scores). Your answers to the above questions will be used to modify the results of this roll. This week we are using the magic item creation rules of Dungeon Crawl Classics RPG. The default assumption of DCC RPG is that there is no such thing as a "generic" magic item. All magic items are unique and rare, but all magic swords share a few properties: they are all intelligent and have desires.

D

Aaa! Aaa! raocow, it's "a lot" not "alot"! Aaaaaaaa! (And who intentionally writes "afew" or "alittle"?) There's a whole hyperbole-and-a-half comic thing complaining about this: <a href="http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html</a> (it's took long to read here, but maybe just take a glance at it?) Music: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPoHmgfDbDQ" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPoHmgfDbDQ</a> . Might wanna keep this off screen and lower the volume a bit; I'll try to keep you talking during it. Sorry in advance if you don't like it; honestly it's not my favorite thing either, but I know people who listen to it all the time so now you must experience it, too! (Might actually be blocked in Canada, come to think of it. If so, oh well!) 1. The two little dots over a letter (¨) is an umlaut in English (and german, I assume?) It has some other more technical name, but that's what people tend to know it as. 2. Actually, I think auto-tinting glasses (called "transition" lenses in the US) are less expensive than getting separate prescription sunglasses. But they (usually?) have some minor downsides: they don't get as dark as normal sunglasses, they take several seconds to "adjust" to light changes, and they don't usually darken inside cars (because car windshields usually block UV light). Clip-on sunglasses are definitely the cheapest, but also tend to look the cheapest. Okay! 3. Capcom cup is on December 2nd and 3rd, I think. So by the time you read this (out loud, at least), that's just under a week away! 4. Oh man, 3 non-questions; let's make up for that. Any opinions on the following? Redwall, The Giver, the Dune series, the Ender series (it's a [soft] scifi book series by Orson Scott Card). Er, well, all of those are books or book series; not sure how likely you are to be familiar with them.

Crispy

Hi, raocow! Hope everything's gone well this last week. Question time: 1. An extra-dimensional being has chosen to talk to you one random Tuesday. It has realized it has to take on a form that you can understand and take in in normal old 3D space in order to communicate with you comfortably. What form would you ask it to take? 2. Same being has offered you a choice. You've been selected to choose a timeline in which to live where everything is exactly the same, except for popular musical expressions! You must choose one popular instrument to be lost to the dustbin of history, and replace it with one of your choosing, thus altering our perceptions of "good tunes" forever. Which one gets tossed and what replaces it? 3. Normal question, when listening to music, what stands out to you more, the technical aspects or the mood the music creates?

S1nZ

Hey there Raocow~. Update on my RP thingy. It is more of a freeform thing, and there isn't exactly a DM, but ya. The doge went mooncrazy after his control collar got knocked off accidentally, he grew to 12 feet tall, ate and killed the blackscaled kobold he was with and charged at our camp. Fortunately the blackscale had a resurrection spell cast on her by a kitsune before she went with the hellhound. After a bit of a battle, my Arachne character binding the hind legs and then getting another party member thrown at her, She wanted to bind his mouth with fireproof silk to stop more fireblasts attacks, climbing onto the big circus sized tent to get higher, before the hellhound destroyed the tent with a 95/100 strong earthshaker, which knocked all the attacking party members away, nearly killing 2 of them. The earthshaker broke the hellhound's front paws, and due to all the damage he sustained, he regressed to puppy form. With the intervention of 2 healers, we managed to save the hellhound from death, but even if he died, he would jsut revive.... in the womb of one of the female party members &gt;_&gt;. The hellhound got the control collar back, though. But the mooncraze is caused by a goddess cursing him.... i think. And he don't want to hurt his friends because of it, he felt real bad after learning what happened. Anyway, with the camp destroyed, the party decides to move to an abandoned town the group leader found. Other than rebuilding the town for even more kobolds the party let free from slavery, the group don't have much planned, though there is a group of assassins heading to the town, after visiting our old camp site, i wonder who are they after.... Anyway, 3 questions, this first one is from the person who sets up the lore of the world in the RP i'm doing: 1: "We let dog dog, dog dogging destroyed dog's reputation. So yeah, your advice caused chaos. Got anything to say about that mister? Oh, and it also caused several traumatised party members." 2: Have you played a "Triple A" game, or at least a game made by a proper game company and not a fanmade game, what had decisions in it that made you wonder what the developers were even thinking? One example is a rather old game called "Omikron The Nomad Soul" where the start button is to run.... .though that isn't the only thing wrong about it, from the LP i'm watching of it. 3: If you had access to a pocket dimension that, when you enter it, freezes the world around you. Everything inside will not age and you can use electronic equipments like normal, so computers can connect to the internet and stuff. The only issue is there is a big clock in there, that counts down the moment you enter it, starting at 24 hours. To recharge the clock, you have to spend time outside, at a rate of 4 hours for a day of time in the dimension. How will that affect your life? Anyway, that's all for now, sorry if my thing is quite long. May all of you peeps have a good week, and to Mikkofire, i'm sorry for your loss.

Mikkofier

Before our regularly scheduled inanity, I would like to dedicate this comment to Mini, one of our cats, who sadly passed away last weekend. <a href="http://imgur.com/2YpLObn" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://imgur.com/2YpLObn</a> I'm sure she would have appreciated all the sillyness you produce. Thank you. Back to schedule... Snow, eh? Must be nice... <a href="http://imgur.com/a/l6YD0" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://imgur.com/a/l6YD0</a> Musicy Requesty: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbHa7_FZ0QM" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbHa7_FZ0QM</a> (Artist name is a pun involving shoes that I won't bother trying to translate, song name means "Difficult choice") Questiony questions: 1) Sword of Truth, huh? Did you get to the part where the hero bravely slaughters a group of evil pacifists ("armed only with their hatred for moral clarity")? Or "the chicken that is not a chicken, but evil incarnate"? 2) What characters should rightfully be in the inevitable next Smash Bros game? 3) Metal Gear? 4) If your brain worked like a computer, what would you install on it? 5) Just for the heck of it, how about trying my Supper Mario Broth roulette (<a href="http://talkhaus.raocow.com/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=91901" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://talkhaus.raocow.com/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&amp;u=91901</a> first spoiler on signature), should be worth a chuckle. Bellmoore got you to read an ad copy, so why shouldn't I make you look at my talkhaus profile? 6) According to wikipedia, MSTing (or MiSTing) is a term that exists, as is riffing. Would calling it a riff thing work? 7) A powerful pantheon recruits you to a managing position. What aspect(s) of existence would you be best suited to be in charge of? Ps: To further increase inanity, I have thought up a joke: How do you get a group of Finns to split the atom? Tell them it's a cake that must be shared.

Mikkofier
>>3081699

"It is said that in Ulthar, which lies beyond the river Skai, no man may kill a cat; and this I can verily believe as I gaze upon him who sitteth purring before the fire. For the cat is cryptic, and close to strange things which men cannot see. He is the soul of antique Aegyptus, and bearer of tales from forgotten cities in Meroe and Ophir. He is the kin of the jungle’s lords, and heir to the secrets of hoary and sinister Africa. The Sphinx is his cousin, and he speaks her language; but he is more ancient than the Sphinx, and remembers that which she hath forgotten."

Zephyr Dragon Lord

raocow, you missed my questions. But I'm actually kind of happy, because I wasn't feeling the whole questions thing anyways. (And I can say that the previous title actually is incredibly ironic; there are no HMs anymore!) Anyways, remember Alolan Marowak? (picture in case you need a reminder: <a href="http://www.pokemon-sunmoon.com/media/uploads/aug_11_assets/a-marowak.png)" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.pokemon-sunmoon.com/media/uploads/aug_11_assets/a-marowak.png)</a> I am pleased to say that it's actually fantastic. They really gave him some love this time around. Here's an altered old transcript of what I said last week (with better questions). Note: I was actually still calm about all this. You don't need to overly worry yourself about us... for the moment. So... I said nothing about the US politics last week. I'm less concerned and rowdy than pretty much everybody regarding everybody... but I'm really scared for science. You know... that thing you use in platformers.... science. science. science. science. science. *repeats 100 times with a slow zoom into a pupil, which shows Twitter abominations* raocow, we need to delve into madness to escape this... madness. So here's something marginally related to a judge joke in MaGL3. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_rZBFfJfzA" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_rZBFfJfzA</a> Yeah, I don't even know. Questions are sponsored by madness and Sun + Moon (not politics) 1.) Do you plan on getting one of the new Pokémon games, and if you did, how are you enjoying the journey so far? 2.) Where is up? 3.) Why are we afraid of the left... hand turns? 4.) Do you like Whomps or Thwomps better? 5.) Have you seen Team Skull yet, and if so, what are your thoughts on them? 6.) Is Canada/your neighborhood pretty calm right now? 7.) What's your favorite mythological beast? 8.) Are you coping with the current song well? 9.) Have you ever been so early for an event that you left to go somewhere else? 10.) As a celebration of inventions that are made to change our world for the better, what would you make for this purpose? Thanks for putting up with me this week. I was still a little loopy from my illness. Hopefully I feel good by the time these questions get answered. Have a great day, raocow. Stay fresh.

D
>>3084963

One more: 5. I heard you say something like "why'd I hit the zee button?" on Star Road recently. Who is this american impersonator raocow that doesn't know to say "zed"?

CesspoolofHatred

Puffballs are the perfect warriors to slay beasts of the neverending night <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmzmK0JPFCQ" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmzmK0JPFCQ</a> SiIva Gunner? More like Silly Bummer! (Nephew of Rameau you may now despair) So anyways, Friday’s Jojo was great. There were explosions, it was fun! You should really watch Jojo at some point. You still have time to avoid the Gintama syndrome! And to spur you onwards, I shall share with you a contextless moment in a pivotal plot point for Part 1. This is where Jojo really starts to show its weirdness in full glory. Behold. <a href="http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/640/271/ddb.gif" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/640/271/ddb.gif</a> What happens to the frog? Does it survive what is apparently a lightning punch? You’ll have to watch to find out.

PizzaPony

Just to note, like last year, November flew by way faster than I expected, so your Christmas gift will hopefully arrive to you some time in December, who knows when though. MUSIC, an even older classic <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3G5IXn0K7A" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3G5IXn0K7A</a> QUESTIONS, still about the same 0. Was this delayed till Monday? 1. How strong is your resolve? 2. If you could choose between being able to shoot a bolt of lightning out of your hand or being able to produce the sound of thunder with a clap, which would you choose? 3. Ever watch the Beatles's movie Yellow Submarine? 3b. If you could have a word spelled out in giant letters in your yard, or where ever you wanted, what word would it be? 4. Who is that, rapping at my chamber door? 5. How many raocows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 6. I think its fair to say your Bowser voice is your most developed voice, seeing as it comes up way more often then any others, so, I'd like to hear you read this in Bowser's voice (atleast the 1st two stanzas, you can continue longer if you wish)- <a href="https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems-and-poets/poems/detail/48860" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems-and-poets/poems/detail/48860</a>

D
>>3086803

I thought the "start button to run" thing had something to do with Omikron being a weird pc port, or something weird with their setup? (Assuming this is the Best Friends LP you're talking about.) I could be completely wrong, but I thought I heard that their weird controls had something to do with their setup, and the game wasn't designed that way.