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Anonymous

raocow, pls friend me on Steam, I have a present. Thanks! (AmineHsu)

Anonymous
>>3206700

Or maybe you already did! I'm bad at noticing things! Anyways, have a thing. Merry Christmas?

Bellmoore

Kvaak raocow! A song about a snowman: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_AvNr6j4rs" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_AvNr6j4rs</a> How many penguin related things do you currently own? Have you read any of the things in Appendix N: <a href="http://www.digital-eel.com/blog/ADnD_reading_list.htm" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.digital-eel.com/blog/ADnD_reading_list.htm</a> Which of these magic settings sounds more appealing to you: only those with the Gift for magic can use it, anyone can learn magic or anyone can learn simple charms, but Gifted people can cast powerful spells. The last question was inspired by the Burning Wheel RPG, more specifically the Burning Wheel Codex supplement's magic section, which has many suggestions for customizing what kinds of magic can be used in your campaign. BW uses a dice pool mechanic (only d6s) and characters are created by selecting their lifepaths from birth to the point they begin adventuring. If you are interested to learn more, TV Tropes has a good page on it: <a href="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TabletopGame/BurningWheel" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TabletopGame/BurningWheel</a>

Rameau's Nephew

Are you ever perturbed by the similarity between the words "roster" and "rooster"? Does "roster" ever stop looking like a real word to you, and seem more like a pale, flickering shadow of "rooster" cast upon the wall of Plato's cave?

Anonymous

Your comment about Team Skull is pretty much on the nose, except that the game doesn't try to sell you on them with a straight face in the slightest. They're complete and utter goofballs, and are almost always comic relief exactly because of how tryhard gangster they are.

Mikkofier

Man, all this RPG talk compells me to talk about one of my favorite campaigns from the RPPR Actual Play podcast: <a href="http://actualplay.roleplayingpublicradio.com/the-spared-and-the-spoiled-a-better-angels-campaign/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://actualplay.roleplayingpublicradio.com/the-spared-and-the-spoiled-a-better-angels-campaign/</a> Three faculty members and one parent volunteer in a charter school get possessed by demons that grant them super powers in exchange for doing bad things. In their quest to save the school and help the kiiids the Fiendish Four end up (among other things) press ganging a street gang into acting as their minions, accidentally irradiate a brewery (turns out "turn him into uranium" is not a good way to incapacitate a security guard) and turn the debate team into a fanatical cult of personality. But it's all done in order to help the kiiids, so it's all ok, right? Also the silly supervillain costumes and gimmics are there so that people will think you're crazy and therefore won't treat you as a serious threat ("Go around in a leather duster and ray bans, they'll call in a drone strike. But put on star goggles, spandex and cover yourself in glitter, they're not going to devote the resources."), which I think is a funny idea. Just a heads-up though, the episodes are really, really long, 3-4 hours usually. Suddenly, music: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1zvJ5L5jCI" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1zvJ5L5jCI</a> Patreon Request: Hug your penguin! 1) Did I just write an ad? 2) Would Cat Planet Cuties make for good riffing material? 3) What would you use hard light tech for? 4) How about reading this ode to St. Urho, the totally made up fake patron saint of Finland (<a href="http://www.sainturho.com/urho_ode.htm)?" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.sainturho.com/urho_ode.htm)?</a> (The official patron saint of Finland is Bishop Henry, who's main claim to fame is getting beheaded by an angry peasant for being a rude houseguest) 5) A powerful continuity reboot turns you into a possessor demon. What kind of powers do you grant to your host and what kind of evil deeds do you demand in exchange for them? Patreon request II: Hug your nearest mountain.

D

1. Last week SAJewers asked about voxatron. What about Warning Forever? Any interest in ever playing that again while you've just gotta say something? 2. Patreon request: Listen to a track of Hamilton! Not right now, but after the video or something. Try this link if it's not blocked: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK4Wk_8PbcI" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK4Wk_8PbcI</a> (or if it is blocked, try my original link: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPoHmgfDbDQ" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPoHmgfDbDQ</a> ) 3. Do you tend to like/dislike musicals? (that is, musical plays) 4. What kind of pots and pans do you usually use? Stainless steel, teflon, cast iron, ceramic, etc? 5. I haven't seen the 80s Dune movie, actually (well, I've seen a few bits of it), but I thought it's supposed to be terrible based on reviews. David Lynch distanced himself from it, and some versions have his name removed from the credits at his request. Have a quote about it from Wikipedia: In the documentary _Jodorowsky's Dune_, filmmaker Alejandro Jodorowsky, who had earlier been disappointed by the collapse of his own attempt to film Dune, says he was disappointed and jealous when he learned Lynch was making Dune, as he believed Lynch was the only other director capable of doing justice to the novel. At first, Jodorowsky refused to see Lynch's film, but his sons dragged him. As the film unfolded, Jodorowsky says, he became very happy, "because it was awful".

Mibz

Dear raocow, it's the other rapidfire round! (fast) fast music for fast questions youtube.com/watch?v=w_1ujZ7q83I 1. Spaghetti or meatballs? 2. What is the answer to this question? 3. What would win a fight between eurobeat and ska? 4. Smooth or nutty peanut butter? 5. How are you gonna high five a powerful wizard? 6. Do you snore? 7. How many fingers am I holding up? 8. Order or Chaos? 9. Classic fire flowers or SMW fire flowers? 10. What did you have for breakfast today? 11 through 16. What is your opinion on: Metal Slug/ Kamen Rider/ the cinema/ The Twilight Zone/ Dadjokes/ Powerful Wizards? 17. How was that?

Crispy

Hey, cowrao. You mentioned string instruments from my last string of questions, so let's have some of that. youtube.com/watch?v=twYnNHYi2MQ Question time! 1. How hard to you find it not to play ahead of where you are on your current LP's? You seem to really be digging Hyper Light Drifter and it seems like the kind of game that'd be real easy to get lost in/play off camera. 2. Going off the the "gore" question on this week's Saucepan update, would you ever consider LP'ing something like original Doom? I don't think we've ever seen an FPS on your channel. 3. What game series would you say is your favorite when it comes to music? (I'm tied between Zelda and Kirby, myself)

Duker

Last weeks' reference (zebra of focus etc) was from this little gem: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJHePR37u5M&amp;t=480" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJHePR37u5M&amp;t=480</a> I distinctly remember you were playing ASMT when I first started going through your video content (yes, including google video and dailymotion stuff (except the super-early stuff. It was a bit too... raw...)). Which makes it slightly over 6½ years ago... Feels like it should be much longer ago! I have come to learn my sense of time for long times is way off. (...I use ellipsis and parenthesis, like, way too much...) And now, for something completely different: This music is teh BOMB: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano</a> Who or what are your bases belong to? Thank you for the (presumably) impromptu theme song! Clearly I was the winner in our exchange of stuff! I watched the dec 7 MaGG at LEAST 10 times over, giggling like a little schoolgirl. As is my usual theme I was worried about both the letter and the safety of the package (black duct-tape to the rescue!)... I was very close to not including a letter at all but instead using the miracle of digital instant messaging and include a note saying something like "Now is the time to read that PM you got on the talkhaus" so that I could use the remaining time to think about what to write. Which version of the cat planet cats' faces did you like the most? Of, just remembered. The swedish curse "fan

Duker

...I REALLY dislike Patreons' hitting-enter-instantly-posts-the-post idiocy. This is meant to be spliced into my previous message: Oh, just remembered. The swedish curse "fan" that I told you about a couple weeks ago does indeed directly refer to satan, but it's only used as a curse nowadays. Normally we call him "djävulen" ('the devil'), but "satan" is fairly common too but with, of course, different pronunciation compared to english.

S1nZ

Hey there raocow, seeing as peeps want to hear about my RP adventures more, I'llkeep them coming each week, then~. Meanwhile, my friends that i'm RPing with are interested in hearing your reactions~. Anyway. A bit before the battle with the undead dragon, one of the party, who just goes by M, got attacked by assassins on the outskirts of town, kinda forgot to mention that last week. One of the kobold clutch leaders, which are known as chrested, felt unease when their clutchmates failed to return from a hunt. The chrested knows they are not dead, as they would have a link with their clutch. Anyway, the town gathered up to search for them, but the cause was soon discovered, the Assassins that attacked M before came back, holding the kobolds hostage in exchange for him. It was unfortunate that the spirit wolf was a bit.... um... full at the moment, and her nature warp ability was disabled at the time, else she could have just warped up to those assassins and hopefully kill them before they could kill the kobold. Alas, M gave himself up in exchange for the kobolds, and once they got their prize, they teleported away using a spell rune, leaving only the words "He will do fine in the arena" as a clue to where they went. As the group was planning on assaulting the arena, which we have been building up as a possible danger for a while, a rather racist chrested kobold entered the town, sprouting curses at the fact the kobolds are living with "scaleless" peacefully. The chrested was rather famous one too, having survived and then recounted the events that was the cause of the town being abandoned in the first place, a godzilla like creature consuming majority of the town and crushing the nursery, before a god finally came and slay'ed the beast. Apparently the spirit could have fought the beast before it consumed the towns people, but she was a bit distracted with her mate getting killed, poor Big DeerWoof, as her new mate, the hellhound, calls her. Don't call it cheating on her dead mate, it has been 100 years since her mate died. And the reason why they are mates now is because Deerwoof got to talk with the hellhound's god, and kinda mistook the instruction to remove the mooncraze from Doge. Anyway, the hellhound then confronted the racist kobold on the outskirts of town, mainly because he called one of his kobold friends a slur when he found out she wants to get mated with a "scaleless". Battle happened, and when Deerwoof appeared to help her mate in combat, the guy went beserk, and attempted to burn the entier town to the ground. fortunately deerwoof managed to bind him with roots before he could cast the spell. He then teleported away, taking an arrow to the hand before he could do another spell, and then finally got intercepted by the two hounds as he was fleeing. Our leader decided to let the kobolds hold a trial for him, dealing with him using kobold law. It will be the key event for this week, though i don't see my characters doing much, my spider lady being the Bailiff of the trial, and the other 4 characters patrolling the outside, with my mage character making sure the anti magic wards are still working. Once that is out of the way, though, the more human part of the party now plans to go to the arena as VIP guests, hopefully thanks to the uncle of a mage that joined us a while back who has contacts with the arena, to scout out the place. The party got a rough idea of where M is being held, thanks to Deerwoof using her telepathy to contact him... Unfortunately, they were in the middle of torturing him, but one of the torturers seems forced to do it, so we might be able to get some inside help if we turn the green eyed, slightly chubbier female that was described to our cause. the mage did warn us to not attempt to free the "star" of the arena, though. I have a feeling it might be a possible boss battle, or maybe the star was just relishing in the battles presented to them because it is the only way to survive. We also got a glimpse into life in the arena, through the eyes of 2 other combatants in a Fight to the death. The loser was saved thanks to negotiations between the masters of the combatants, though, but she will be re-branded as a new combatant and tortured for her loss Anyway, questions, couldn't think of any, so here are some the rest of the gang did. 3 questions today. First one is from Jiklok, the hellhound If someone decided to replace normal chickens on a farm with chicken harpies, do you think their egg yield would pay for the upkeep and more? Second is from Bleddyn, the DeerWolf spirit guardian. If doge ate 15 pancakes and did 12 jumping Jack's, how many aliens could fit on the roof? Third one is by Hawk, the mongoose "leader" Is it wise to overturn a whole city's leadership, even if they aren't good people? Anyway, that's all for now, I'm a bit excited for the trial, and i hope you peeps all have a good comming week~.

Bellmoore

Referring to the December 6th Advent video: I do not remember mentioning a penguin roleplaying game before and actually have intentionally tried not to make references to the game before to make it more of surprise. Anyway, if you haven't already talked about it, what are your thoughts on the western inspired penguin game? Also, these guys are starting to make their rounds (Iceland has some fun Christmas themed folklore): <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yule_Lads" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yule_Lads</a> Take good care of your spoons and pans!

Xirix

Oh man christmas is a thing and nearly here. Let's get some culture! I know a lot of countries basically take existing christmas songs and just adapt it to their language (like Jingle Bells, that's got a ton of foreign versions), but does french canadia have any more local ones that you liked as a kid? If so can I use my patreon powers to have you sing it for us? :P

Tinsin

They just released the date for the Afterbirth † DLC drop! It'll be January 3rd of next year, with a reduced price of $6.66 for Afterbirth owners! Figured you should know! Take care!

UmbrellaProtege

Hi raocow! Music Choice: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io9IQ1v43rQ" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io9IQ1v43rQ</a> I'm a new patapon this week but I've been watching your stuff for about eight years and holy cow I'm glad I can support you doing what you do. Please keep it up, you are awesome. Your daily exploits helped get me through college and grad school and they are still a breath of fresh air years into the working world of a grown-up adult person. So sorry if I ask any questions you got before, I haven't had time to go through all your secret video backlog yet! 0. I'm a programmer so this is where lists start. If you had to pick a Disney movie or some other well-known children's movie and live in that setting as a background character for the rest of your days, which one would you choose? 1. What's your favorite band/kind of music if you don't count video game music? Personally I can't stop listening to electro-swing and the music I linked, Caravan Palace, is my favorite band in the genre. They're culturally French but mostly do their work in English and they have pretty surreal (music) videos, so if you haven't heard of them that's like two similarities already. Anyway, I'm always open to suggestions to trying new things, so if you have something of any genre you can't stop listening to lately, I'd love to hear it! 2. Related to your awesome taste in things, I wanted to thank you a million times for favoriting videos relating to Sayonara, Zetsubou Sensei way back in the day. I watched them when I was young and impressionable and I eventually tracked down an English sub to watch the anime, and oh man it's the greatest! I recently bought all of the English translated chapters of the manga that exist, and I hope they finish it in English one day. (I want to see that ending in English.) Who's your favorite character in SZS? I love Matoi (stalker girl) but I watched it through again with a friend recently, and Nami (normal girl) was way funnier than I remembered for being "normal" as her joke! 3. Have you ever had any occasion to use the word "Brobdingnagian" in your life? It means "huge" if you're unaware, and comes from Gulliver's Travels. This might be irrelevant. 4. If you had to dye your hair in stripes of two unnatural colors, as in colors humans can't grow hair in, and keep it that way for the rest of your life, what colors would you choose? Truly I have reached fifth-grade levels of question asking. 5. Do you remember the Mario series you played that had a level that broke as soon as you entered it every time, with the whole world falling away behind you and you died? It was semi-recent (on a scale of eight years), I think it was a contest, I can't remember if it was Mario World or Mario X, and I've been looking for it for ages! 5.5. What do you think of people using their patapon questions for you like you are a search engine? 6. *fighter plane noises, I'd appreciate it if you made them* NYEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW FYOOOOOSH PEW PEW PEW 6.5. What do you think of people using their patapon questions for you like you are a jet engine? 7. You've been talking about fighting games a little bit these last videos, and you mentioned you enjoy BlazBlue. That's one of the only fighting games I have any experience with because my friends started playing story mode in college and ran to get me when they hit a joke ending; someone exploded and killed everyone, and then they were all arguing about tuna fish in the afterlife. Who's your favorite character in BlazBlue, either to play or to watch? I love to play Carl Clover, even though my friend plays Iron Tager and beats me as long as he manages to hit me twice. I'm not big on fighting games but I love the idea of controlling two people at once, even if I'm not the best at it. Aside from other Blazblue peeps like Relius and Persona 4 Arena, do you know of any other fighters that have that two-person mechanic? Have a merry Decemberween and a bright 2017!

Zephyr Dragon Lord

...Son of a glitch. Here a link for you to check out after the whole patapon deal; it's a good watch. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF3IPpRvjg0" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF3IPpRvjg0</a> In honors of my own glitch with the computer, of course. In other news, how did I strike a chord with you so much with that previous song request? I'm kind of dumbfounded that I managed to do that. Also, you were right on the money with Team Skull. They ARE tryhard edgelords, and that trait shows in their higher-ups... sort of. You'll see soon enough. Music is a great thing to connect with. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5RLfBbTe9Y" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5RLfBbTe9Y</a> Sadly, I could not find Shooting Shark 8-bit, so this better song shall suffice. Questions: 1.) That whole modern art discussion that you went on about really tickled my fancy. You know... the one where you talked about modern art trolling classic art. (I agree with that, by the way) So what's your favorite piece of modern art, and most importantly... why? 2.) When are three times not to ask why? 3.) What is your judge favorite, raocow? 4.) The Fresh Prince of the Knights of Gamelon (just roll with it) shows up out of nowhere, and asks you to make the next big mixtape immediately. What do you focus on as your subject matter? 5.} I'm not getting an award, am I? 6.) When starting your day, what's usually on your mind? 7.) Do you ever have thoughts of being in an education system again? 8.) How do you feel about death, as a concept? ...That will be all. You are dismissed, and I am now working. Good luck with your videos, and your relationships. ...Wow, what a mood whiplash there. Well, know that we'll be fine, and we will certainly carry on life that way.

CesspoolofHatred

So I’ve been spamming you with high quality rips so much that you didn’t even check to see if you were being bamboozled last time. I feel like I have accomplished something somehow. I don’t know what it is yet, but I know it’s something. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkHc6HQxOdM" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkHc6HQxOdM</a> Time has stopped. 1. You should prooooooobably consider chipping away at the Jojo with, like, an episode or two a day where you have a free hour or so. It’d be a lot saner than trying to marathon like 110 episodes all at once. Two important things to remember about Part 1 though A. It’s more horror-inspired, so don’t be surprised by gore B. Dio is a dick. This is a universal constant. 2. Did you know there’s a Best High Quality Rips 2016 award in Talkhaus Mosts? The infection is complete. 3. I have been having strange ideas for SMBX levels, but I do not at all know if they are possible. For example! Can you tie a star to another object? I wish to conceptualize a level in which your goal is to actually avoid a series of stars chasing you to make your way to the end, using Luna shortcuts to skip past stars you’ve already collected and/or avoided. I envision this as having to run away from a star-imbued spike wall, or star lava. And when you die to them, you get a star. 4. Welcome to the Patapon, UmbrellaProtege! Are you an umbrella-in-training, or are you a disciple of an umbrella? What does your training entail?

PizzaPony

Hey raocow, you missed a small question I posted on last Monday morning, I just wanted to know if you saw my 'letter' I put in the comments of the 1st MaGG video. Also, it wasn't me who asked what your favorite candy bar was. MUSIC, in about 7 months, this piece of music will be 300 years old <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8Wahxcg8ro" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8Wahxcg8ro</a> QUESTIONS, but starting with a challenge really 1. Time to see if your English is on point, read as much as you can: <a href="http://tinyurl.com/qhcunpt" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://tinyurl.com/qhcunpt</a> 2. If you (Samuel) could meet raocow, but he turned out to be a huge douche when off camera, how would that make you feel, and would you think of his LP videos differently? 3. ♫All the lonely people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong?♫ 4. If all fictional characters from all mediums became real at once, who would be the 1st to destroy Earth, and who would be the one that destroys the universe? (serious question below) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5. Back when Satoru Iwata died, we asked you how you felt about it, and you replied you felt mostly indifferent. Now I feel like enough time has past, How do/did you feel about the passing of Spitznagl?

wye

So the VLDC9 collaboration hack has just been released! I'm not sure why I'm telling you this at this point because surely someone else will too, but here we are. When you get around to playing it, be aware that it's apparently the longest SMW hack ever made - and be prepared to go "whoooaaa, that's amazing" a dozen times per video. I'll refrain from asking a question, since looking at the rest of the comments you've got a lot of ground to cover as it is. :V

Sketchy

Hey you, this is Sketchygenet, you should play a video game like pokemon snap or fatal frame that requires you to take pictures / handle a camera, so you can insert your real life skill points into that tree and I won't have to laugh at your hilarious camera play anymore, or you could just not, and I will enjoy continuing to laugh at your hilarious camera play. Sincerely, a fox with big teeth who's scary and gonna eat you.