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hey. how you doin'. got some pastorised goods ? (Patreon)

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christmas is near. get your weapons ready

W - GET EQUIPPED WITH SUPER FLASK

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Mibz

Dear raocow, back in pole position! and then there's a youtube link youtube.com/watch?v=7B4X0yB9ZKM 1. Who would win in a fight between Commander Keen and Captain N the Game Master? 2. What is the highest number you've counted to? 3. Who would win in a fight between the generic western rpg giant rat and a Dragon Quest slime? 4. If by some miracle a certain Darkstalkers 4 was revealed, what kind of things would you want in it? Like artstyle, stages, general concept for new combatants and the like. 5. You come across an emporium of discount bootleg magical items and the powerful wizard there offers you one of the following items for free. However it should be noted that the low quality items may have irksome side effects! You may choose from the ring of comedic timing, a bog standard spellbook, the raddest crystal ball and the extra soft deluxe pillow. pastebin.com/amqUH09c

Anonymous

I wouldn't say that Pokemon Sun and Moon are "internet"-ish in their humor. I actually liken it to something like Earthbound at parts. Two identical generic copy-paste grunts ask if you recognize them, and if you say no, they switch places with each other and say that you must have not recognized them because they were out of their usual order. The game justifies setting the flag for a sidequest where you clean garbage (portrayed as vague sparkly graphics) off of a mall floor by having your character "focus all their emotions deeply on dirt and trash" until the sparkles become visible to the player. When boarding a bus at one point, the driver says "Our safe driving record will absolutely _slay_ you!" A lot of the humor is surprisingly witty here and there. When you say "Internet humor", I think "oh they're just spouting memes" which actually isn't the case. I think it's a type of humor that kids as well as adults would enjoy, not just really weak low-hanging jokes and puns.

Filby Pott

Music: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKv9WeS8BOs" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKv9WeS8BOs</a> I actually live about 60 miles away from where I filmed my greeting video. I was out for a rather long day trip and thought that spot would be a nice place to film from. Anyway, I'm glad to have made you smile :) I felt very awkward posting that and probably won't do it again. Do Canadians actually do anything for Boxing Day?

Bellmoore

Yule Tidings, raocow! A classic Christmas carol: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccefqYQWtdA" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccefqYQWtdA</a> You missed a question about a certain western inspired penguin game and your thoughts thereof. "How many RPGs are there?", he asks and I glance at my double bookshelves (~1,65m x 1,45m (~5,5ft x 4,8ft for the imperial users)) filled and overflowing with books (not to mention the stuff I have only digitally). Quite a few, I would dare say. Referring to Mikkofier's demon question: A demon who grants knowledge? What immediately came to my mind would be to use book burning as an ironic evil deed to demand in exchange for knowledge, with the amount depending on the quality of the information offered. Give forbidden knowledge to the host and deprive knowledge from the masses. How interested would you be of a magic system in which you use your skills in painting, sculpture, music and poetry to cast spells? The method you use depends on whether you want something longlasting or just something quick and (relatively) easy. For example, with painting you can create virtual spaces called Pictureworlds that you can enter or you can throw Pigments to cast more conventional spells. RPG of the week is Agone: an epic role-playing game in the Twilight Realms. Some of the specialties in this one are that you begin play as an experienced character of middle age and high rank and that game play is more focused towards intrigue than combat. There are five books translated into English (of which I am only missing the GM's screen) and over 30 books and supplements in French.

UmbrellaProtege

Salut raocow! Music Bonanza: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk-9ihcy2R8" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk-9ihcy2R8</a> Last week you mentioned how good Final Fantasy music was. Is Bravely Default close enough? Great older-style, job-based, Final-Fantasy-type game if you haven't played it. Oh no! My real name (Kevin) was my username for the last video's entry! I'd blame Patreon but there may have been some wine involved. Oh well, now I know you pull messages into your text file about as soon as they get posted. Secret useless knowledge is the best useless knowledge. No questions this week, I have a story instead. In high school I took French for all five semesters it was offered (and I barely remember any of it, aside from the answer a classmate put down for every question he was ever asked: "Il me faut une calculatrice"). One of our final projects, aside from singing in French and acting in French, was to write a children's book in French. I found my old book recently and am more than a little curious what a real-life Francophone has to say about how badly I'm sure I wrote this. Patreon Request: Try telling this kids' story I wrote eight years ago in English! I'll put up Part 1/3 this week and if it ends up being interesting, I can do the rest next time(s)! (In total, all three parts are about 1000 words, or 1.5 pages in Word. Prayers for good formatting!) Avec L’Évêque (Première partie de trois) par Olivier Salade Autrefois, il y avait un jeune garcon pauvre, Dylan Moore. Tout le monde détestait Dylan. Ils lui regardait comme un ennui et un casse-pieds. Toutefois, Dylan pensait qu’ils l’adorent. Un jour, Dylan a decidé d’aller pour une promenade. Il a regardé le maire. "Bonjour, monsieur le maire!" il a dit. "Ça va?" "Va-t’en!" le maire a dit. Il a jeté une botte à Dylan et l’a frappé la figure. "Merci, monsieur! J’avais besoin d’une botte!" Dylan a mis une botte et a continué sa promenade. Ensuite, Dylan a rencontré un groupe de jeune garçons. Un chef de groupe, Marc, un glouton, a crié, "Ah, non! C’était Moore!" "Bonjour, Marc!" Dylan a dit. "Qu’est-ce qu’il y a?" Les garçons peureux ont discuté parmi eux avant qu’ils ont tourné et ont crié "Ouvrent le feu!" Ils ont jeté un petit chien à Dylan et ils ont couru. Le chien a frappé son épaule et il est tombé à la terre. Dylan a ri et a dit, "Bonjour, petit chien! Vous êtes mignon! Voulez-vous être mon chien?" Le chien a jappé et a couru très vite. "Eh bien!" il a dit, et il a continué sa promenade. Puis, il a vu le boulanger, une vieille femme aimable. "Bonjour, madame!" il a dit. Sans mot, le boulanger a jeté sa cuillère à Dylan et s’est dépêché dans sa boulangerie. La cuillère a frappé Dylan à la tête et est tombée dans un buisson. "Merci, madame," Dylan a dit, mais il a reconnu quelque chose qui ne va pas. Il a frappé sur la porte de la boulangerie, et a demandé, "Pourquoi est-ce que tout le monde ont jeté des choses à moi aujourd-hui? Normalement ils n’ont pas jeté!" Le boulanger a grogné, "Avez-vous demandé à l’évêque? Il sait tout." "C’est une bonne idée!" Dylan a crié, et il a couru au chateau de l’évêque dans la forêt. "Oui," le boulanger a dit. "C’est une bonne idée pour moi. L’évêque est un meurtrier d’enfants! Il a déjà pris douze enfants! Au revoir, Dylan, et ne reviens pas!" Elle a ri et a claqué sa porte. Well, that's Part One! What do you think, cow-rao? I got straight A's in French but it's a different world in the real world. Anyway, Merry Chrimi everyone! (Stealth edit because French-style quotes ( twice) breaks computer-speak)

Mikkofier

From wikipedia: "[The Ode to Saint Urho] is written in a self-parodying form of English as spoken by Finnish immigrants". Somewhat related: <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finglish" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finglish</a> Miusikki: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYFak1_jYDs" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYFak1_jYDs</a> (Translation: Organic Acid - In the forest &amp; polkas.) Kestjonsseja: 1) Who should Capcom Vs. with next? 2) I used to be terrified by the effect when you mess up in Hogan's Alley for the NES (<a href="https://youtu.be/mcO0Gu37NhE?t=2m24s)" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/mcO0Gu37NhE?t=2m24s)</a> as a kid. Are there any silly things you remember being terrified by? 3) Do you have plans to stream something other than smbx? 4) Actually, do you have plans to stream? 5) So hard light = Green Lantern's ring, basically? 6) A powerful discoverer rewards your work by allowing you to choose what people of your choice discover (for example, allow Hideo Kojima to discover feminism) [I'm pretty sure the previous text is in coherent english? Don't write while sleepy, people]. Who discovers what???

D

Music: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4</a> (click that link before continuing to read plz). Someone mentioned Caravan Palace, and I just wanna say heck yeah Caravan Palace! That link I gave is for a music video of one of their songs, and the animation I think is pretty neat! (A little "low-budget-y" IMO because of a low framerate and reusing some scenes, but still neat!) Take a glance, now that it's been playing for a few seconds. I hope that link wasn't blocked in Canada, or I will feel quite the fool. Questions and answers: 1. Is that a Blue Yeti microphone I saw on your desk in one of the MaGG videos? Or, what is that mic? 2. Remember this stupid thing? <a href="http://i.imgur.com/usNYBUQ.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://i.imgur.com/usNYBUQ.jpg</a> . Did you see the blue/black, or are you one of those weirdos that saw white/gold? I only ever saw blue and black and don't understand how it could be misconstrued as white/gold, so I get to act all smugly superior since I found out that the dress is actually blue and black. I even have a form of color-blindness, but maybe that helps with this for some reason. 3. Never seen a musical, eh? What about Dr. Horrible's Sing-along Blog? I thought it was pretty neat, but I don't feel strongly enough about it to pester you to watch it or even to link it here. If you've never heard of it, then this was kind of a waste of a question. Alas! 4. So you said most FPSes make you feel ill from the motion, but Metroid Prime is one of the exceptions. So... how about Metroid Prime? Ever wanna LP/stream/whatever that? 5. If you're curious, that "Rao's" sauce someone linked last time is from an italian restaurant in New York (they sell some sauces and stuff in supermarkets in the US). It's named after the founder, Charles Rao (according to Wikipedia). So at least one way that this "Rao" stuff comes up is that it's someone's last name. [See, this is more of an answer than a question, so that's why the "questions and answers" above.] 6. I still haven't really watched or payed attention to Capcom Cup, though I meant to get around to it one of these days. Should I? Was there anything particularly interesting or hype? 7. This is kinda out of nowhere, but I seem to remember you wondering aloud what New Jersey actually was. Like, you said it sometimes for monkeycheese fodder, but you weren't sure if it was a state or a city or even a real place. Well, it's a state! (Some people consider it to be possibly the worst state.) You probably already found this out, but I guess I'm just reminding you in case you forgot. 8. Hey, reminder that Warning Forever exists!

Bellmoore
>>3290392

I see the dress as light blue and gold. It must be very brightly lit if the ornamentation is actually black.

Anonymous

Hey there raoman, long time patapon, first time poster. I've listened to these pretty much ever week for the past few months, so I figured it might be time to stop in and say hi! First off, here's a music request! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSHk9l6U200" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSHk9l6U200</a> 1a.) What's your favorite class to play in D&amp;D? 1b.) What's a race you wish existed in D&amp;D, no matter how silly or out of place it may seem? 2.) Since you're playing DK'94, I'm curious if there are any other nostalgic games you really enjoyed when you were younger, but they might not be too well suited to your style of playthrough? 3. What do you prefer to call them, let's plays or playthroughs? Personally, I prefer playthrough rather than let's play, unless it involves a lot of viewer interaction, but I guess in the end, they mean the same thing. 4. Who is your most favoritist obscure video game or anime character? 5. This isn't actually a question, but more of a statement. Over the years, most of the YouTubers that I've watched and enjoyed have moved on or even gotten to be so extremely different that it's like watching a friend slowly drift away. I just want to take this time to thank you for being a pillar of happiness and fun all these years, and for always being a generally great person to watch. You really set me at peace in the mornings, and make me smile. This might be a tad early, but I'm not sure if I'll be able to comment on the next one, so I want to wish you a merry Christmas mr. the raocow!

Xirix

Oh geez this'll be the last patreon video before christmas, I don't have any questions this time around but hey, Merry Christmas everyone, hope it's a good one. ^_^

S1nZ

Hey there Raocow, another update on the RP thingy, but first, music~ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd6Tg_WyoHM" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd6Tg_WyoHM</a> So ya, The trial happened as planned. Teke, the crested gold-scaled kobold, tried to claim self defense on the charge of trying to kill the Jiklok the hellhound after electrocuting him slightly and was interrupted by a now pregnant Bleddyn. When Bleddyn used her spirit powers to allow the entire court to view the events from both her mate and her point of view of the events, including Hawk trying to parley with Teke and Teke trying to burn the town with a fireball. Teke tried to convince the jury that the scene that played before them was fabricated, but the fact was left to the jury to decide. Hawk closed it off by revealing some magic he had Mags, the mage, rediscover from her research, coming in in a dragonkin morph. Hawk pointed out every contradiction from Teke's rebuttals and his actions, and the Jury called a unanimous Guilty verdict, even before Teke had finished insulting Hawk for shooting down his visualized character. During the trial, though, Mags accidentally awoken the Goji's young, and it started following her as if she was its mother, causing a bit of awkwardness between everyone. Teke was shouting to have the monster slain, though. The sentence was carried out that night, called the "Whitening". a ceremonial rite of literally boiling off the kobold's scales with a mixture of herbs, water and brownscale kobold blood, willingly given. Honestly, i doubt anyone wants any more detail than that. The next day, the party went off to the arena to scout it out, disguised as a slaver and a group of slaves who is looking to see of any good product to buy, placing wooden coins made from forest-attuned spititwood in strategic locations near targets of interests, as part of the actual break out. The group found the two arena fighters that were depicted in one of the side stories, a lizardman and a cowgirl, the cowgirl who lost imprisoned in the same room M was in, along with a griffon with its wings chopped off. Apparently they were owned by the same guy, and the group found the green eyed guard in the room as well, who through Beddlyn's telepathy, agreed to assist in the breakout. M, unfortunately, was not in a good shape at all. He could regenerate quickly, but they tortured him till his body couldn't take it, and broke his arms and legs and removed his eyes. The sight shook the entire party.... After they left, the group tried to relieve some stress, Hawk really snapped and tried to murder Teke, blaming him for causing the party to be delayed in their rescue, only to be stopped by the Half-Succubus Cleric, Heather. Jiklok and Bleddlyn went out hunting. and Alexis, the Magesword, decided to have some hard drinks at the bar he tended at, talking to the Fire and Ice Phoenix sisters, Solilia and Amelia, and Sin, the time and dimension wizard. The next day, they began the mission, Bleddyn and Jiklok summoning vines into the arena using the coins as guides, managing to place it outside the room M is in. They used their forest spirit powers of naturewalk to go through the plantlife, right into the arena. Jiklok burnt through the steel door and smashing it open. They then find that M has been taken off to fight from information by the green eyed guard named Emerald, and decided to help release the other captives they found. Hawk, Emerald and 3 kobolds went to rescue the lizardman they encountered along the way when they first came here, while Jiklok, Bleddyn, Heather, Cassie, an elf, and Alexis freed the Griffon and Cowgirl in the room and prepared to ambush the guards when they eventually return M to his cell. The group freeing the lizardman only issue was the kobolds missing when they attacked one of the guards, but unfortunately, Bleddyn got slashed in the throat when she tried chomping one of the four guards escorting M. Thankfully the phonexies gave Heather some feathers, which she used to heal Bleddyn and a really beaten up M. The party then gathered up at the vine, and Jiklok brought them back to town, with 2 more captured guards in tow, one scared shitless after Jiklok landed a critical hit when he did a surprise attack from above the door, tackling two guards down and ripping off the head of one of the two, throwing the head at the other. Bleddyn was punished for her failure by Vitia, Jiklok's goddess, being forbidden to engage in combat till her cubs are born. After that, there was discussions on having a party go to the capital and the northern mountains, one to try and get the Crown Prince to notice the deception and tyranny of the city of Steamspire, and the other to enlist Alexis's dwavern friend to the town. There was also a counterattack by the arena, but was fortunately stopped when they encounted an Alraune along the way and tried to kill her. She was friendly to our town already, and will be moved to the town's farm soon. There were also a bunch of births and egg layings, Yurlak's young hatched, Solilia laid her egg as did Falla, Hawk's mate, and Anna, my arachne, did too, after getting knocked up by Jiklok. The party is also trying to get the now scaleless Teke to turn over a new leaf. The group is planning on having a timeskip soon, so ya. Anyway, i think i took enough of your time, so just a little thing, our town does have Harpies as the chickens, with their permission to get the eggs, of course. Bro as a question, though. "a question as Yurlak's player. Settle down and raise kids or continue adventuring?" Apologies for the long post, there were 2 key events this week. Take care, raocow, and all the other peeps listening/reading and may you have a very merry crustbust.

Zephyr Dragon Lord

Hello, raocow. I'm finishing up my work for the winter, which will be real nice to be done with. EYEBALLS? <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvcc9GRg4wc" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvcc9GRg4wc</a> ...Sorry about the beginning of that song. It is a bad sound. And I've sure you've heard too much of this, too. Your Donkey Kong LP is one of the best in recent memory. I really enjoy when you're bubbly. Questionarinoes: 1.) What's the most overhyped thing right now? Can be anything ever. 2.) Your mention of child self makes me wonder: what was your school experiences like when you were young? ...Or do you not want to remember them? 3.) What do you listen to when you need to to get something DONE? 4.) <a href="https://www.poets.org/poetsorg/poem-day" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.poets.org/poetsorg/poem-day</a> Read the poem currently here... and tell us your thoughts on it. 5.) How would you react if the sky wasn't blue, but this really strange purple swirl? 6.) When I say the words 'fire chicken', what is the first thing that comes to your mind? 7.) How is it that we are either on prefect or opposite wavelengths from each other? Now... I have finished. Let us move onto the pizza of ponies, who is always kind of late getting this stuff out onto the presses. G'day, raocow. Also, I pressed K to intimidate a ghost. TWICE.

PizzaPony

And moving on to the pony of pizzas we shall. You know, I started having my questions be last minute due to procrastinating, but now, I like to read through other peoples questions, to either give a comment towards it or see if it inspires a new question. MUSIC, couldn't think of a good christmas music, so lets just have a good treat instead (be sure stereo is working) <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvJcCEKa2Io" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvJcCEKa2Io</a> QUESTIONS, Fai-ya! Isu-sutoumu! 1. Are you sure hard light would be comfortable to sit/sleep on? Or do you plan on still keeping a top cushion around to put on top. 2. If someone abducted you, would it be kidnapping or cattle rustling? 3. If an anonymous fan were to send you a 3 inch solid gold figurine of Demo with a diamond eye, how long would you be speechless, and after that what would you say? 4. Someone last week mentioned they had a dream about you, which reminded me that along time ago I had a dream were I briefly met 'you' (he looked too young and short to be you) and it was weird that you were living in the space where there's supposed to be the Subway I visit most often. raocow, why are you living at my local subway? 5. f i tpe uh qstin rll bd, wl ya stl b alb t rd it? wt dd u hv tu aet tdy? 6. What is your opinion on people with beards? (answer carefully) 7. Complete the following phrase so that it best describes you: "[blank] in the streets, [blank] in the sheets" (look forward to something special next week for the last patapon video of the year)