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ALSO: I'll repeat this here. Would there be any interest in an patapon roleplaying thing? I don't know if it'd be dnd or what but I'm interested in anything really. Just a sort of interest gauge.

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Wymar Sane

Depends on how RP focused it is. I'm very much a rollplayer and excessive character focus makes me uncomfortable. (Get those damn spotlights off me or somebody's gonna get hurt)

Anonymous

While I never did the whole RP thingy and would be bad at it lol, I'd probably be open to it. Y'all are cool people.

Anonymous

in theory some sort of RP thing would interest me, it just wouldn't work out for me in practice due to living in a house surrounded by people religiously opposed to such things. :/

Mikkofier

Doing an RP thing would potentially involve a lot of wrestling with time zones and schedules...

Mibz

Dear raocow, new year new wizards! doon youtube.com/watch?v=zOxuQBe_cL8 1. Who would win in a fight between the Loch Ness monster and Bigfoot? 2. More violence! Who wins in a fight between Pepsiman and Cool Spot? 3. If you were trapped in an inescapable yet mostly harmless situation, where would you prefer to be stuck? (the classic desert island, mysterious science basement, derelict space station etc) 4. What's your favourite style of fighting game fighting style fighting? 5. If powerful wizard war broke out and it got super turbo nuclear, what delicious chow would you take to your powerful wizardproof bunker that you have? 6. What's your experience with RTS games? Man, my goofy little gimmick questions seem a tad dwarfed by extra large tales of dungeon battles, home movies and teeth antics. Ah well. I'd super love to do a RP thing especially since I've had poor luck arranging my regular goons as of late, but I don't know how easy it'd be for me to actually join in the festivities due the fact that I live in the UK and all, plus a few other personal problems that I shan't delve into. Anyhoo, there's to a non awful new year!

Bellmoore

Yo, raocow! Music happens: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMCYNH1EJTg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMCYNH1EJTg</a> Does your disinterest in fireworks stem from just watching them or have you had the opportunity to launch them? No idea if Canada has laws against commercial fireworks or not, but I personally enjoy unleashing my inner pyromaniac during New Year's eve. Dungeon World adventure continues: You summon a herd of stone bulls and cause a stampede! The gobling charges back the way it came and you hear others joining it. Congrats on avoiding an ambush. Hopefully you didn't plan on a stealthy approach. Did you happen to listen to the Retsutalk episodes a few years back where slowbeef, Diabetus, Chip Cheezum and General Ironicus played Dungeon World with the Mage playbook I mentioned? Also, the reincarnation question was a reply directed at the person who mentioned reincarnation in their post, but oh well. You would retain your memories and ability to speak if you reincarnated as an animal, but manipulating stuff without hands could be an issue at first. There are rules for playing characters without fingers, one example of such can be found in the Ponyfinder Campaign Setting book which is available for Pathfinder and 5th edition rules (Pizza Pony might be interested in this). A patapon RP thing could be interesting, but time zone differences might be an issue (it was midnight here by the time you posted this week's video). New stuff: How knowledgeable are you about the Warhammer 40,000 universe? There are several gamelines set in the WH40K universe, which of these sound interesting to you: "Dark Heresy" - the players are inquisitorial acolytes, rooting out corruption, heresies and conspiracies against the Empire. "Rogue Trader" - exploration and adventure in the fringes of the Empire in search of profit and plunder. Only setting where you can really have non-human characters in the party with the rest of the group staying as nominally loyal members of the Empire. Has been described as grimdark Star Trek. "Deathwatch" - players are elite superhuman Space Marines recruited to Deathwatch, a special operations group tasked with defeating alien horrors. Plenty of combat against unspeakable monsters, but there is room for more diplomatic missions as well. Sometimes you need a seven-foot tall genetically enhanced super soldier clad in power armor to talk sense into people. "Black Crusade" - play as characters who serve the dark powers of Chaos, whether as a villain with good intentions or a completely black hearted bastard. Wealth, power, and happiness await those who serve the Ruinous Powers, and the only price is your humanity. "Only War" - players are common soldiers of the Imperial Guard, here to safeguard humanity from the endless horrors of the universe, with only their lasguns, flak-armor and faith in the Emperor to protect them. A new thing in this setting is that most characters have a NPC soldier tagging along who they can give orders to in order to receive various benefits.

Duker

Patapon RPing would indeed be of interest to try out.

UmbrellaProtege

Howdy raocow! Music Store: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z6iOJTr1VY" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z6iOJTr1VY</a> Here's Part 3 of my high school French story. The phrase you were confused about last time (get up for yourself) is probably a too-literal translation of "stand up for yourself", as in assert yourself to other people so they don't walk all over you. Is there a better French equivalent you know of? (Summary of Parts 1 and 2: Everyone hates Dylan Moore and tries to get him killed by a serial-killing bishop. He finds out it's just a guy named Mr. Eveque who wants to be left alone and sells annoying children to the circus. Dylan is too annoying to deal with, so Mr. Eveque gives him fake advice and sends him back to town.) Avec L’Évêque (Troisième partie de trois) par Olivier Salade Les citadins de la ville, ont armé avec les fourches et les torches, ont marché par la forêt vers la planque de l’évêque. "Nous le trouverons cette fois!" le maire a dit. "Il payera ce qu’il a fait à nos enfants!" "Je le vois!" le boulanger a crié. "La figure ombragée là-bas! Je ne pense pas qu’il porte son masque!" "Nous l’avons maintenant!" le maire a dit. Il a poussé la torche dans son visage. "Ah ha!" C’était Dylan. "Bonjour à tous!" Les citadins étaient confus. Soudain, Marc a demandé, "L’évêque est Moore?" "Je devine," le maire a dit. "Pouvons-nous le tuer?" le boulanger a demandé. Marc a tapoté Dylan sur le dos. Il a dit, "Moore, je ne savait pas que vous étiez celui dur! C’est vraiment génial! Vous êtes un gentil type." Dylan a rincé et a dit, "Merci, Marc." Il ne savait pas quoi dire. "Mais les enfants!" le boulanger a demandé. "Où sont les enfants?" Dylan a dit, "Ah, ils sont dans le cirque. Ils vont très bien." Le maire a incliné la tête et a dit, "Ce sera une bonne expérience d’étude pour eux. Quant à moi, je vais au lit. Bonne nuit." Alors il a déposé sa fourche et est parti avec un bâillement. "Trois acclamations pour Moore, l’évêque!" Marc a crié. Les citadins ont crié, "L’évêque est Moore! L’évêque est Moore! L’évêque est Moore!" Ils ont soulevé Dylan sur leur les épaules et ont porté leur nouveau héros à la ville. Dylan a ri et a dit, tranquillement, "Merci, M. Eveque! Je n’était jamais plus heureux!" M. Eveque a regardé par de sa fenêtre de sa chambre, et a roulé ses yeux et a dit, "Idiots" avant de découper la lumière. FIN If anyone's curious, the entire impetus behind this story was poking a little fun at our French teacher for starting to cry when a bishop died in a story she was reading aloud, and someone in the text yelled about it a BUNCH of times ("L’évêque est mort! L’évêque est mort!" again and again). It was meant to be dramatic and sad, but even she was laughing by the time she finished reading it, and we never let the joke go. ("mort" = Moore here) Anyway, thanks for reading Avec L’Évêque for a very exclusive part of the Internet, raocow! If I ever write another French story, which will 99% never happen, I'll be sure to send it your way. As for Patapon RPing, I know next to nothing about role-playing games that aren't JRPGs. What sort of ideas did you have in mind, if you don't mind explaining a little more?

Anonymous

Dear Mr. The Cow: So, you've finished up DK '94, and it was a really good and enjoyable LP! I'm pleasantly surprised that, for a """puzzle""" game, you managed to get through with barely any pitfalls, although I guess you could partially chalk that up to childhood memories. That said, I know it's not Patapon voting time, but I was wondering if you would you have any interest in LPing its Gameboy Advance sequel, Mario vs. Donkey Kong? Or at the very least, if you didn't know of its existence, then allow me to bring it to your knowledge space. The way Mario controls is almost identical, but the objectives are slightly different and I'm sure it would feel like a fresh experience to you. Considering I'm about 10 years younger than you, and this sequel came out 10 years later, it's pretty much to me (and a lot of your viewers, I bet) what DK '94 was to you. It's a fairly solid game and I think you could make a fun LP of it. Here's a clip if you were wondering how it holds up to the GB version: <a href="http://www.tubechop.com/watch/8726109" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.tubechop.com/watch/8726109</a> And as a response to the Patapon RPing thing, I would be alright with it, depending on who's involved. If anyone from the original Cortex Crew made a comeback, it would delight me. Finally, a belated Merry Christmas, and a slightly-stale-by-the-time-you-record-this Happy New Year to you and yours! May your days be happy and full of lard. (I always wanna get involved with the yearly gift sending because your daily involvement in my life for the past 8 years has meant a ton to me, but I'm not tightly knit enough with the talkhaus community, and not only that but it keeps slipping my mind and stuff ends up getting in the way ;_;)

Duker
>>3401467

WHY DOES PATRON INSTANTLY POST WITH ENTER GAH I HATE IT! Round 2 of replying: Edit: Now I'll just edit, why the fucking hell didn't it save everything I wrote after deleting my first comment? I am getting legit mad at this stupid shit. So, I completely missed that you replied to my comment last time, turns out I had the notification for that turned off which was dumb of me. "(Assuming you used the 5th ed. Reincarnate spell as written.) How would you rate your feelings, on a scale of delighted to enraged, if the DM had used a reincarnate table from a previous edition and you came back as an animal or centaur or some such?" Copied for convenience. Yes we used it vanilla. Assuming I didn't know ahead of time that the GM would use an alternative table than the one we have access to and I got a character-killing roll such as an animal I'd be very, very, VERY angry at the GM and would shout at him furiously unless he instantly fesses up he said something random for shits and giggles and then tells me the real result of what I reincarnated into.

Duker

I keep hearing what a terrible year 2016 has been, but what big thing other than Trump being elected happened really? I can't recall anything.

Bellmoore
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@ Oliver 'Duker' Henriksson (I'm replying here since you cannot reply to a reply) Of course a change like that to the Reincarnate spell, or any rules changes for that matter, would have to be agreed on before hand. A sudden "Oops, you're a badger now lol" would not be taken very well by most players, but I think a spell like Reincarnate could have more interesting results than coming back as a different PC race. I've recently been reading about old school D&amp;D, its variants and retro clones and that kinda sparked the question. Piece of trivia: the modern druidic Reincarnate spell resembles more the AD&amp;D Wizard spell Reincarnation, which only had humanoid incarnations, than the Priest spell Reincarnate which had mostly animals.

Filby Pott

I would totally be up for A Patapon Roleplay Thing! Problem is I don't have a microphone. Re: Starfinder classes: the similarity to Pathfinder/D&amp;D classes is by design, since the intention is to allow for D&amp;D-like adventures in a science-fantasy setting. I don't know if there will be a Barbarian-like class, though from what I've read it will be fairly easy to use Pathfinder material in Starfinder games and vice versa. If they end up doing archetypes (i.e. specialized sub-classes) for Starfinder, I imagine there will probably be a berserker archetype for the Soldier class. The most interesting class to me is the Solerian, which, yes, is very much like the Magus and obviously inspired by Jedi knights. Its abilities come from the universal powers of energy and entropy, but neither of them are good or evil. The more a Solerian uses entropy powers, the stronger their other entropy powers will become while their energy powers become weaker and vice versa, and swinging back and forth between extremes can be potentially dangerous. I may also have done a disservice to the Technomancer by calling it a Wizard equivalent. From what I've heard it sounds more like if Radical Edward from Cowboy Bebop gained magical abilities. Also, the Mechanic can apparently function like a Summoner, rapidly building robots, AIs, and useful technological items.

Anonymous

Let's do a patapon campaign doing the penguin RPG you got in the advent calendar yo.

Anonymous

I'd be all in on a Patapon Roleplay.

Rameau's Nephew

A Patapon roleplay does sound oddly appealing, for some reason. I say "oddly" because my entire experience with roleplaying was playing what I had thought to be DnD with some dude I hung out with as a child, but which I would later discover was actually just some random half-baked hokey-pokey he had made had made up by woefully misunderstanding the rules laid out in his Monster Manual. It should further be noted that it was apparently quite essential, both in these games and in all other interactions, that all fictional universes perfectly align and operate according to the same set of rules, with no variations or exceptions allowed. For instance, we had originally had a campaign featuring evil dragons; however, he later saw a film which explicitly stated that dragons were always good, so it became necessary that all stories past and present be edited so that all dragons were, and always had been, goodies two- (or possibly four-)shoes. This lasted until he heard the legend of St. George and the dragon, whereupon he came to me in tears lamenting that his beloved dragons were in fact -evil-, and that God had smited every last one of them for their wickedness. The trauma of this betrayal must have been too much for him to bear, as I don't recall our ever playing D-and-not-D again after this. He later became a juvenile delinquent. The End.

Anonymous

Hey there, mr raocow, happy 2017 a few days early. Although I left votes for pools before, this is my first time actually writing down a proper comment, and it's to tell you that I'd love to both see and play a Patapon role-playing thing. Even with the world using Timezone Magic as the greatest opponent I still want to see this thing happen. Been following Pathfinder products for pretty much a year now, but it's the first time I've heard about Starfinder: it sounds pretty interesting and, although the base game mechanics might be similar, it could turn into a completely different experience. Looking forward to it now! Since everyone's been sharing their role-playing adventures, I figured out I might as well add my experience to the mix, starting from my favorite character: a Thief Dwarf named Gurt. I play with a few friends a not-quite-d&amp;d thing with mostly custom rules, and this was actually the very first character I've created. His adventure ended up in a slightly sad note, with a travel companion dying half-way through and another betraying us for the dark side at the very end, but I don't regret anything that happened at all, especially when the smallest things can completely change how you see your own character. I'll share a fairly short story, happened slightly before the death of one of the players, about my Dwarf and a Dark Elf another player was using: It was a peaceful night, when the Dark Elf, who got drunk, approached me asking if I could make her a drink to sober up. At first we were just laughing about this, but then I went and said "Sure, why not? Let me try and roll for this. I mean, what's the worst that can happen?" And then it happened. A critical happened during one of the most random events. And that's how my Thief Dwarf officially became an acrobatic bartender. I'll close with a quick thought for everyone who's interested in role-playing, but isn't really sure if trying it or not: don't be intimidated by huge rulebooks. The most important thing is to have fun, you'll learn almost everything you need to know while playing. Once more, happy new year y'alls!

Anonymous

No questions this week, but just a few comments on last weeks videos 1) On Roleplaying: I would be interesting, but seeing everyone else's comments, I know I'd also be the worst in the group. For example, the last time I tried DnD, I decided to be different (at least for me) and made a charismatic, flirtatious tiefling. It seemed like a great idea, until I had to be charismatic and flirtatious and I had no idea what the hell I was doing. Good times. That and I'm committed to way too many things for my own good. 2) On sodas: There's a soda pop specialty store near where I live and they've got a lot of crazy flavours. My friend and I did a stream with Mario Party and whoever lost a minigame had to take a drink of a mystery soda (I would not recommend ranch dressing soda btw). 3) On wisdom teeth: When I had my wisdom teeth removed, I was pretty hungry and went to McDonald's right after. I also decided not to use the painkillers because they made me feel nauseous. I maaaaay be a bit of an idiot.

Mikkofier

I don't feel like entering for the Write raocow A Novella- contest, so I'll just say that our Call of Cthulhu game included the completely reasonable statement "I shoot the old woman in the face" and leave it at that. But then, music: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d7vrNnM8gw" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d7vrNnM8gw</a> And then, some cra- I mean questions: 1) What would be your elevator pitch for your channel? 2) Approximately how many regrets do you have? 3) How often do you feel the urge to look up a guide for whatever game you're playing? 4) Why did you steal all our snow? 5) Will you call us patadingdongpons out if we get too unreasonable? 6) Read any good books lately? 7) A powerful streamer dreamer grants you one twitch related wish. What iiiiis it????????????????????????????????? Ps: I hope you prepare a glass of water for these things.

Zephyr Dragon Lord

raocow, I send to you this greeting. Hello. I am a little confused that you had nothing to say about my own childhood story... did you have any thoughts, of the abridged version I told? Hooray, I missed the Cortex. ...I lost all of my other thoughts from last week. So have this music. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwzWNdWQq0I" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwzWNdWQq0I</a> ..Oh man, that reminds me so much of K.K. Slider. My town is literally a giant weed now. Questions: 1.) Is there anything in particular that you have been procrastinating at the moment? 2.) I don't think you've told us your favorite instrument. What is it, raocow? 3.) So... how do you feel about all of the people that you collaborated with a few years back in one way or another? Do you still keep in touch? 4.) How far has non-sequitur humor made it on the internet? (In particular, I though of the Game Grumps... and then of you. For some reason.) 5.) Do you ever think of alternate dimensions from our own? I do. 6.) We know androids dream of electric sheep. What do streamers dream of, then? That should be the last of them. The winds on the breeze call to me. Telling me to write a story. One about bears driving cars. And so I shall. Take care, raocow.

S1nZ

Hey there, raocow~. Happy New Year~. I think an RP thing for the patapons would be cool, but timezones are definitely an issue. I had to wake up at 5 am once to join the rest of the party in that undead dragon battle.... Anyway, music. Patapon musics~ <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WC7czolnWM" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WC7czolnWM</a> and have a silly image before i start the summary <a href="https://68.media.tumblr.com/36f45ea756e101b1dbf60c524279c570/tumblr_o47xigJ6S91t8pecvo1_540.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://68.media.tumblr.com/36f45ea756e101b1dbf60c524279c570/tumblr_o47xigJ6S91t8pecvo1_540.jpg</a> Not much happened lately, mainly due to how busy everyone is during the new year. There were new people joining the RP, though one hasn't been doing much. The one that has been joining us regulary is playing a Drow mage by the name of Lady Xae. She was caught in a coup, and strained her magic to allow those loyal to her to escape the slaughter. Unfortunately, as she was going through the portal, it got destabalised and threw her out somewhere else in the world. She ended up in the mountains, got attacked by harpies and forcibly escorted out of their territory before being found by Bleddyn and M. Xae unfortunately, in now unable to cast magics herself, due to the strain her last spell did to her body, but she can craft spell gems using a bit of blood from others and a rock. On the subject of new arrivals, Anna's child with M, which we named Felra, has M's shapeshifting abilities, allowing her to shift between arachne and human forms at will. Bleddyn and Jiklok also fought the still corrupted soul of the undead dragon we fought a while ago in the spirit world, and cleansed it's soul. Bleddyn got more clues on the forbidden magics the dragon was working on, and would be going off to the dragon's lair to search, the location given by Teke. Hawk and Embral, a redscale kobold who recently took M's shapeshifting abilities, also went to Teke's old house, the place rigged with various disintegration traps. In the house, they met a mysterious caretaker of the house, who vanished after helping them get the enchanted staff from its trapped housing. The staff itself is imbued with many destruction based magics, and could easily blow apart the wielder if used wrongly. Other than that, Bleddyn, Jiklok, and Hawk rescued more kobolds from death, allowing them to start life anew in the town, and M and Arrachoon went off to hunt a lust demon, following a bounty mission issued by the Inquisition, though things aren't as they seem. A Troll and a goblin attacked the town, and was slain by Hawk and Xae and two gnoll guards. Xae got a new harpy friend in that encounter, and might lead to the harpy being Xae's apprentice. Anyway, questions. 1: How was your new year's day party? 2: If two people's souls got entwined with each other's in the dreamscape, is it possible that the same actions of the two in the dream might be the same, but the reactions and how the dream looks to each other be completely different? 3: not so much a question, but my cousin told me about this "reincarnated as a slime" story, i thought you might want to read it in your free time, i believe there is a french translation too on the same website, but i'll link you the english translation. <a href="https://circustranslations.com/chapter-list/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://circustranslations.com/chapter-list/</a> 4: A question from Bro. "Is just swallowing them whole a good idea when slaying demons?" And that is all for now, May all you peeps have a good 2017..... and good riddence to 2016.

D

Dear Mr. Tanguay, Thank you for your entry in the 2016 MaGDLtY (Make a Good Dog Listen to You) contest. We are pleased to inform you that your entry won first place! You can access your prize here: <a href="https://a.uguu.se/GBy4tbjJFnMP.webm" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://a.uguu.se/GBy4tbjJFnMP.webm</a> . Okay yeah, anyway, she's pretty obviously responding to visual cues and not your voice. But your voice was really there at the time; I didn't edit it in or anything. So that's a thing. Anyway! 1. A couple of weeks ago (I think) someone asked about what you'd do if someone was dissin your fly girl. I think you answered incorrectly, because you're _supposed_ to do this: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LbExEydMKg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LbExEydMKg</a> . Also now that that youtube link is out of the way, some music! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yKG-Qu4WvM" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yKG-Qu4WvM</a> 2. What is your new year's resolution? You know, on your computer, like 1920x1080, or 3840x2160, etc. Oh, you thought I was asking about something else? I don't know what that could possibly be! colon-catface 3. You mentioned not wanting to upload twitch recordings to youtube because youtube is very different, but it's just another place for videos... If you're worried about it mucking up your channel, have you considered a separate channel just for twitch recordings? (Although I suppose just someone else could just go do that if you're okay with it.) I think that's a not-uncommon thing to do; I know Smite has a channel for that. 4. As you know, you pronounce some words pretty entertainingly. So please just keep reading this sentence: Mikkofier, Mikkofier, Wupar, Mikkofier. Jamaica! Wupar, Jamaica! Okay, thanks. 5. Patreon somewhat recently changed the default avatar for users to these cute little animal faces! Have you noticed this, and any opinions on it? I never really intended to put up a real avatar, but now I want to change it away from the default even less.

swirlybomb

I found rare footage of the real-life raocow playing Hyper Light Drifter: <a href="http://i.imgur.com/TNkNJO2.gif" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://i.imgur.com/TNkNJO2.gif</a> But also this is really good!! <a href="http://smashifiedart.deviantart.com/art/Drifter-Smashified-651855525" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://smashifiedart.deviantart.com/art/Drifter-Smashified-651855525</a> Music exists: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JBG5o6EkPo" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JBG5o6EkPo</a> The funny thing about being kind of overpowered is that I had intended to be a support person! Mr. the Cleric still isn't one to take charge and would rather assist the rest of the group than gain glory for himself, though. Well, as promised, here's how our first session went... (The guy Ranger and the tiefling Barbarian were absent for this session) So, most of us started out as new recruits to the local adventurer's guild; the exceptions being the half-elf Bard, who's already had some experience there, and Jasper Cozypants, who's looking for some people to hire to take him on his adventure. The two of them happened to meet while the Bard was searching for a "Mr. Fuzzytrousers, or something like that?" Jasper was convinced that was him, until another old noble-looking guy named Fuzzytrousers happened to walk up and ask the Bard why he didn't play at his cat's birthday party like he was supposed to. Panicked, the Bard started playing a song to distract him while Jasper used his Mage Hand to make Fuzzytrousers drop his solid gold monocle, and while he stumbled around looking for it, the Bard used his invisibility item to get both of them out of there. Meanwhile at the guild where the rest of us were chilling and waiting for our leader to arrive, Parfait (the drow Rogue child) failed her Stealth while sneaking around the kitchen and knocked over all the plates and utensils, making a huge mess (yes, the Rogue failed Stealth!). Luckily the Bard and Jasper arrived just then and the Bard was able to smooth things over because of his rank. After we got all sorted out, he had to talk with the quest-giver lady there that was... basically a stereotypical "bored, unhelpful, 'Ugh I don't caaaaare'-type secretary". Jasper's player also blurted out "Aww, she doesn't sound hot" ("I say that out loud, by the way"), but sadly I don't remember if there were any consequences... In any case, we were given the assignment to deliver a wagon full of supplies. Once we were close to the destination, we found several dead horses on the road with arrows strewn about, and before we could inspect closer, a group of goblin archers popped out of the bushes to attack us. Right away the dragon Paladin thew a javelin and impaled one in a single hit. After that display of force, my Cleric announced that the goblins were outmatched and should surrender before more harm comes to them (hoping to end the fight quickly and possibly interrogate them), but they wouldn't have it (the DM told me later that it ALMOST worked, though). The Bard charged up to a couple of them and played a power chord (the Thunderwave spell) to blow them away... and whiffed completely. Jasper Cozypants, having never experienced combat before and being in a panic, jumped out of the wagon into a bush to hide. The lady Ranger had climbed up a tree to start picking them off, but got hit by a return shot and fell out of it. Although she tried to take cover behind it, another goblin surprise-attacked from the rear and hit her again, knocking her out. Her player got really worried thinking her character was dead already, before she had the saving throws mechanic explained to her (plus my Cleric has Spare The Dying specifically for that purpose). The tiefling Fighter charged at and drop-kicked the sneak-attacker, and although he begged for mercy, she chopped his head off too. One of them said something about running off to go get "Fluffy", but the Paladin stomped up and impaled another with a second javelin throw, and at this point the remainder of them fled into the forest. The Bard and I revived the Ranger and while we regrouped, she went off into the forest to search for clues (the Paladin was the only one to notice her leaving and followed at a distance). She found a wolf chained up and used Speak With Animals to talk with it a bit. Being a wolf, it could only speak in simple sentences and frequently asked for "More meat! More meat!" to keep talking, but she was able to find out that it was 'Fluffy' and that the goblins had a "big ape and small ape" with them. But the Paladin apparently thought it was going to attack her and picked it up with one hand, threatening to break its neck, while the Ranger panicked and tried to hurriedly convince her to let it go. The rest of us were inspecting the horses and found the belongings of the contact we were supposed to meet, but hearing the commotion in the woods, the Bard used his flight item to get over there and check things out (it seems that he likes to burn his once-a-day abilities at the slightest provocation :P ). He's afraid of wolves though, so he kept his distance while telling the Paladin to let it go; fortunately she was convinced by the two of them. By the way, later we realized that Rangers can't cast spells until level 2, so none of that should have actually happened. Whoops! Now all together again, we decided that since it would take at least a day to finish the delivery and come back to potentially rescue our contact (at which point it might be too late), we disguised our wagon in foliage and followed the path through the forest, with me and the Ranger leading the group since we have the best Perception (and my Cleric's really tanky). Before long we spotted a wire across the path, and the Bard tried to throw a rock to trip it from a distance... and rolled a 1, missing by a mile. Since he was too embarrassed to try again, the Paladin instead rolled her eyes and threw a big boulder over the heads of the entire group, tripping the wire and springing a net trap. Shortly after that we saw a suspicious pile of leaves and foliage, so Jasper and the Bard used their Mage Hands to test it out, revealing it to be a pit trap. Although it was easy enough to circumvent it, the tiefling Fighter (the one that drinks a lot) said "Check it out guys, I got this" and went for a running jump over the hole... and she fell face-first right into it. After our comedy of errors, we found a clearing and ended the session until next time. Geez... once again I'm sorry to have something so long for you to read. Is it at least interesting enough to continue? I don't mind stopping if need be. As for the Patapon roleplay idea, I'd certainly be interested in trying (especially if it was that penguin game!), though I'm not sure how it'd work out, with the time zone issues and such?

swirlybomb

Wow, I completely forgot to thank you for your art compliments! So thanks!

PizzaPony

Welcome to the year of the COCK! Heres a funny short story, about a decade ago, we got a pet chicken. We thought it was a hen, but after afew weeks, it started crowing at sunrise, and we had to return it (we got it from a local farm-themed petting zoo that my dad worked at at the time). Also, hope my video last week didn't feel too long, was my 1st time ever editing a video, and with Windows Movie Maker. (and sorry to the audio only peeps) MUSIC, another treat <a href="https://youtu.be/JTnGI6Knw5Q?t=11" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/JTnGI6Knw5Q?t=11</a> QUEST2O17NS 1. I've never played a DnD-like game myself, but I've watched/listened to some sessions, so I know the basics, but I don't own a microphone, though I suppose you could just communicate via text chat. But anyway, something like that would definitely have to be planned for a certain day and time so everyone can prepare, which I suppose we'd have to poll what the best day/time would be. And if you'd like an alternate suggestion that we can all do together more easily is play some Worms Armageddon. 1b. Roll a D20, and consult the chart CHART 1-2: You contract Hepatitis. 3-6: Your toe gets stubbed. -1 measurement unit when moving for the next 6 hours. 7-10: You fart, you feel relieved. 11-15: Inspiration strikes you, gain a +2 bonus to your next roll for crafting. 16-19: You find a lucky gold coin, flip it once a day, if heads, add a temp +1 to a stat of your choosing. 20: A golden bolt from the sky hits your weapon, it now faintly glows. Add +2 holy damage on the 1st attack on an enemy. 2. Forgot to respond to something from a week prior, about Ed,Edd,nEddy. I was fairly sure I heard from 2 different sources that it hadn't aired in Canada, one was a voice actor panel at a convention, and the other was during a ProtonJon stream. From what I can find by googling just now, is the 1st season aired once, and that was it. 3. Also, I'm not the best example of an average brony, forever cursed to be a collector at heart. Heres my collection in 2014 (the main brony news site holds a Show-off-your-collection event every year, but I haven't entered the past 2 years because its such a pain to move everything out of my room, then back in.) <a href="http://thepizzapony.deviantart.com/art/Everything-Pony-478229705" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://thepizzapony.deviantart.com/art/Everything-Pony-478229705</a> 4. Thoughts on fursuits? (and its by coincidence that my 3 cosplays don't show my face) 5. Have you made the brownies yet? I kid, though I do now want to ask, how much bake ware do you own? (pots, pans, sheets, bundt pan, loaf pan?) And did they come with the apartment or were they bought? And also, do you think Ghost of Christmas Ghost would just make the cookies for you if you asked? 6. Excalibur or Muramasa? 7. Can you give us a small hint on how video 1 of the next B-side went?

Lovely Penguin

A patapon roleplaying thing? What would it be, exactly? Color me intrigued.

Anonymous

Connor Roo is all: -Hey there Raocow, how did you sleep, and how was your breakfast? -Are there any LP's you straight up regret doing because of both you and the audience were just not enjoying it? -Your channel has suddenly been transmogrified into a review channel! What sort of product or line of products would you feel comfortable and knowledgeable enough about to make a review for? Ta-ta for now!

Anonymous

Another comment for a more timely question: If you were intited to a GDQ, would you go? What game would you want to be in for?

PizzaPony

My question #7 is outdated, so instead replace it with this new #7, and I thought of afew questions afterwards. 7. Do you think, eventually, the cycle of people that make old-style 2D indie/arcade-like games will flip back to big game studios? Or will the successful indie groups become big game studios? 8. What kind of event or scene could you imagine, would be so beautiful or awe inspiring that it causes you to fall to your knees and weep tears of joy? 9. What kind of event or scene would have to happen that would cause you to immediately go out and (start the process of) purchasing a firearm?

CesspoolofHatred

An apocalyptic Satan Core? What VILLAINY! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MVlhKsHf94" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MVlhKsHf94</a> By this time next week, that Switch conference thingy on Thursday is gonna be all done with, and so will Treehouse’s stream the following day! Leaks have spilled EVERYWHERE! Mass anarchy! In the light of the burning ashes of what was once reasonable excitement set aflame by uncontrolled hype, I wanted to ask you what your own opinion was on things like Treehouse Live. Do you think it’s a good concept, getting localizers and developers out to talk about and demonstrate their games for extended periods of time? Or do you think it just takes way too much time to really pay attention to it?