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Mibz

wye

So I've just finished Ori and the Blind Forest, which you'll be playing sometime thanks to Patreon -- and I need somewhere to vent my joy, so I'm just going to post here and let you know you're in for a *treat*. It's the most beautiful game I've ever seen, and I can't wait to see you play it (though I will have to constrain myself not to flood the comments sections with spoilers every day). Also, bring some tissues for the cutscenes. Actual question time: For Let's Plays, do you play fullscreen or windowed? If it varies from game to game, what resolution do you play SMW hacks in? Do you feel the window size affects the way you play?

D

Parlez-vous frangleis, raocow? Here's that video/"prize" I was trying to give you some weeks ago: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S1ugXoyYBc" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S1ugXoyYBc</a> . Your cah-razy patreon upload schedule has forced me to remember how to login to my youtube thing; argh! Anyway, let's have some music: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlYys58hsCU" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlYys58hsCU</a> Actually nah, let's listen to this instead (I hope you at least loaded that other link, tho) : <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWS4uIloyAU" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWS4uIloyAU</a> . Last week I was pretty sick and watched like 4 or 5 hours of someone playing FTL one day because I couldn't do anything, but also couldn't sleep. Good times! I hope you're feeling alright, mr cow! Things: 1. Ever played or seen FTL? (That's the game in that video above.) Any thoughts? 2. I just wanna say I like how much you're enjoying Dust. You seem to be enjoying it more than I did when I played, but now I see it seems to be a good match for you; a good mix of destroy-the-world franticness, and goofy dialogue/characters to make fun of. 3. Do you ever watch videos sped up a little, like by 10%? I don't remember where I heard this, but some people do this to save some time (or even make things more enjoyable somehow). I think it's kinda silly, but I actually do this for some things (like these patreon videos! just because they're kinda long, is all). That is, a frequency-adjusted speedup, so the pitch of sounds doesn't change; otherwise that would get irritating really fast. 4. Did you ever listen to that Hamilton track, or are you an awful person that never fulfills requests? *intense stare* 5. Have a link: <a href="http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1986/10/18" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1986/10/18</a> . Did you enjoy that one? You mentioned something about subtle humor last week, and it reminded me of that. It may not seem terribly subtle now, but when I was a little kid and saw that I remember it took me a bit to notice what was going on, and it was great :) 6. Was the Wii U Nintendo's Street Fighter X Tekken?

PizzaPony

Oh man, double questions this week, but its okay, because you knew the risks. Also, "bring some tissues for the cutscenes" can have 2 meanings ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) MmUuSsIiCc, also, for many a patreon video now, the music has still been too quiet, like I can only make out drum beats (note, I listen via speakers) <a href="https://youtu.be/OUaGHu2ChiE?t=27" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/OUaGHu2ChiE?t=27</a> QqUuEeSsTtIiOoNnSs 1. Why are you such a heartless bastard? 2. Who would do better? Mario in Sonic's games, or Sonic in Mario's games. (assume Mario can run a loop-de-loop) 2b. Which option do you want to play more? 3. Oyah, I bought my 1st gun afew days ago, (a Beretta 92s if anyone is wondering) and not because of current events, I've been a fan of shooting (inanimate targets) since I inherited a spring powered BB gun from my great grandma, whom I always called Gran Gran, and I didn't learn until her funeral that when she was younger, she went by the nick-name Kitty (as her name is Kathrine). Anyways, for that shootout at high noon you have to attend, you can barrow my gun. 4. Can I have a little more? 5. QUICK, come up with a DnD-like arch nemesis for a party to face! (can be 1 person, or a group) 6. What is your favorite meat? (taste-wise) 7. You know those times when you're angry at a video game, and the only sound to come out of your mouth is 'DAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!', I don't know why, but I find those funny. EXPLAIN THE MEANING OF THOSE OUTBURSTS. 8. I could just google this, but since you're right here, could you briefly explain how the Canadian government works? 9. Whose dumb idea was it to make Capital 'i's and lowercase 'L's look the same in this font? It makes the name Illidan look silly. 10. I love you. A. If your entire mind-scape was made into a 3D world, would it make for a good video game? B. Are the rumors about you true? C. Whats 56 times 98? (this is actually a test to see if you kept your calculator gift nearby) D. Can I bring my friend to tea? E. (just lettng you know that questions 4,10, and D have been reference to a Beatles song) F. Did you know if you cut a hole in a net, it has less holes than it started with?

Zephyr Dragon Lord

What's cooking, raocow? For me, it's been some more turmoil around the house; functioning is difficult with a point of tension, apparently. On to more general topics... Canada's neighbor now has a new president. Any thoughts, if any are present, or does it just not matter? (Oh, and after hearing that Wii U retrospect, I was seriously impressed... keeping track of those market records is really good... you would be good even advising Nintendo..) Well, I'm not actually too mad. Have some music, and then let's get into some questions. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA2WjP6sgrc" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA2WjP6sgrc</a> (play this next one if you run out of music, raocow) <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOwf-GdGEko" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOwf-GdGEko</a> Amidst all this fire, let's have some cool water music. That's what I think is nice. Let's deliver ourselves from this current chaos, and think levelly. 1.) So, let's talk about that spicy ground debate on the Talkhaus a few days ago, which I find pretty funny. You already know my view on all of this. So, how do you feel about subterranean decorations? 2.) What's your favorite voice you've given over all of your videos? For me, it has to be that Bowser voice, and the fact he shares it with Marisa, of all people. 3.) Any ideas where that background art thing has gone? It's okay if you don't get to that; art can be stressful sometimes. 4.) Dawn of a New Day: 24 hours remain. (I was not expecting a Dutch [or whatever that was] Pokémon theme out of Rameau. That must have taught those children some good words..) 5.) 100 years from now, will we have found the secret to barbarian and wizard coexistation, or will that dream not be happening for a long while yet? 6.) Oh no! A powerful wizard has seeped out from the last question! ...But really he just asks you "Brains or Brawn?", and then expects you to come up with a short paragraph justification, before leaving on his griffon steed. 7.) So, did you end up watching that awful block? (I find that corporate ruling of AGDQ is only a huge problem if new faces don't show up, or if the commentary significantly dries up as a result of it) 8.) Didn't we establish that Dino rhino lino binos have a literal flame in their stomach? Then how can they be chocolate, as well? I mean, the scenery is chocolate, so that does give them a competitive advantage... ...Huh, thought my mind would have more than that prepared today. Well, take care, raocow. ..Oh yeah. 9.) Where do you think Davy Jones came from, and why does he have a locker? ...Now we're done. Again, take care, raocow and fellow patapons.

S1nZ

Hiya Raocow. Sorry my summary aren't too great, I'll try and make this one more concise. Ruby learnt how to evoke her second gift from Vitia, and the emotion that evokes it. She can now increase her size and strength, at the thought of wanting to protect her loved ones. Two new characters joined the town. A Bard Assassin by the name of Fruhand Chorster and one of Anna's mates from her realm, by the name of Blai. Bleddyn found both of them, and for Fruhand's encounter, they had to fend off a Minotaur, who ended up encountering a forest Nymph Exid and her new friend Paladin Elizabeth. They subdued her and decided to bring her back to town. Since she attacked them for food, they decided to spare her and have her work in town for her food instead. Bleddyn and M mated, with permission of Jiklok, and ended up with a child. Bleddyn also had a few interactions with the goddess Vitia. She was warned about the impending Blue moon, and the craze that would affect her and Jiklok in the process. The two went to the mountains, away from others for their safety. After that, M found out about the craze, and the injuries Bleddyn got from Jiklok as they fought in their craze and directed his anger towards Vitia. At that point, Bleddyn got an ultimatum from the one who commands her, The King of the Summer Court, either return to the Summer Court and never leave, or break the bond which caused her craze. She chose the latter, and the extraction of the bond was a massive hit to Bleddyn's soul. It all ended with M going to the Summer court, with the aid of the Winter Court and Seriel, and requested Bleddyn's control be sent back to the Winter Court, in exchange for his services to the Summer Court. On the Subject of Seriel, she nearly died from a ash arrow to the chest, shot by a young Centaur guard, not knowing Seriel's rank as wife of the prince of the Winter Court. M was there, and subdued the centaur before the Winter Prince arrived, and the act nearly brought war between the Winter Court and Centaurs. It was later agreed for the punishment of the foolish young centaur to learn from the town, in partial exile from her home. I hope this summary is better, and still makes sense despite me shortening it by so much. Anyway, Questions~ From Bro: If a paladin is faced with the revalation that his goddess is a lie, what should he do considering he has commited atrocities to protect her name? Lay down his sword and retire or change his focus to turn against the false church? Now, my question. A masterful mage sends you into another realm, your run of the mill RPG realm, giving you a boon to assist in your adventure. However, he only tells you the name, and not what the skill does. You can pick from "Musician" "Cook" "Assassin" "Gourmet" "Guardian". Which do you choose? I'll let you know what your choice does next week. Also, is this summary thing starting to get annoying or stale? I can stop if you wish.

Anonymous

hi raocow! I'm writing this super last minute, but hopefully it's not too late to get a response! if it is I guess I can always send it in again next week or something ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ here's some music to play: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET6657PH9gQ" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET6657PH9gQ</a> I'm honestly glad to hear that you're okay with answering language questions, because that's where my mind tends to go a lot of the time (to the point where I'm considering doing a linguistics major). I'll still try to keep my questions fairly subjective though, since it's a little less fun if you're giving an answer that any french speaker could have said. so: 1. does the phrase "I'm done my homework" sound weird to you at all? it sounds totally normal to me, but I recently learned that that's a feature of the dialect of english that I speak, and to most people it would sound incorrect (I've seen people give "I've done my homework" and "I'm done with my homework" as alternatives, but "done with" makes it sound like you've gotten frustrated and given up, and "I've" sounds kinda british even though I heard it from an american). the main place where that phrasing is considered acceptable is in canada, but since from what you've said it seems like you got a lot of your english from the internet, I'm curious whether you would've picked up that particular quirk. 2. on a related note, have you ever been surprised to hear that something you thought was pretty universal was specific to the area you're from or to your family or something like that? a few months ago I found out you can't get coffee crisps in other countries and I was honestly super surprised! for the rpg thing, has anybody suggested all outta bubblegum? it's a super rules-minimal rpg that's really great for oneshots and stuff - you can find the rules for it here: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/2h7ezh/saving_all_outta_bubblegum/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/2h7ezh/saving_all_outta_bubblegum/</a> but they're honestly so short I could probably have just pasted them into the patreon comment. to summarize, each player has 8 pieces of bubblegum. they roll a d10 whenever they want to do something, and the thing they're trying to do gets categorized as "kicking ass" or "not kicking ass". if it's "kicking ass" they have to roll higher than the amount of bubblegum they have, and if it's not they have to roll lower. there are a few ways to lose bubblegum, but once you're all out it becomes assumed that you automatically succeed at all ass kicking but are completely incapable of doing anything that isn't ass kicking P.S. A zebra is hiding in my sheet. send help &gt;:) (please see <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsHeQycc_rE&amp;t=25m55s" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsHeQycc_rE&amp;t=25m55s</a> for context)

swirlybomb

For what it's worth, I liked UmbrellaProtege's story once I realized where it was going. It was basically a long setup to a silly pun and I am way into that. For the Patapon RP thing, would it likely be every second Saturday or something? (so that people can still have some Saturdays open?) I'm probably up for any game, fantasy, sci-fi, maybe even horror if it's interesting; maybe not something overly dark or weird like Lamentation of the Flame Princess supposedly is (at least according to little snippets that have been shared in videos). I realize that does little to help narrow down the options, but...... ??????????????? Have some more chill wintery tunes: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hej8cQRMPSU" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hej8cQRMPSU</a> I kind of regretted the large amount of detail I went into in my first D&amp;D story, even though you usually find RP stories fascinating; a lot of the smaller amusing moments don't really seem to communicate well when told after-the-fact, so I'll try to stick to shorter snippets in the future. Hopefully this one isn't too long &gt;_&lt; So as a group we decided that 8-10 players is way too big for a single party and split into two groups so everyone could have more of an impact on the game. Half the group continued with the previous plot, while the other half of us were retconned to have been going on a seperate quest entirely with a new DM. Luxis my good-willed Cleric, Dez the oft-drunk tiefling Fighter, Parfait the slightly-psycho drow Rogue child, and Krux the "meh" elf Ranger were sent to look for some lost city of something-or-other and were given only the clue of starting to look for info in a small town and little else. J the half-orc Barbarian (the one that's supposed to keep Dez and Parfait in line) should've come too, but was absent this session, so I was the only lawful-good character in a heavily-chaotic party. Oh boy! When we got there, the townsfolk were generally abrasive and unhelpful, and the local sheriff said that everyone's on edge because of some bandits hounding the area, and suggested we might get on everyone's good side if we deal with them. Since Parfait is disadvantaged in sunlight and everyone except me has Darkvision, we planned to go out at night to find their camp. Krux and Parfait went ahead while Dez and I failed many Stealth rolls trying to sneak up to the camp. They found them around a campfire and immediately started attacking with arrows and daggers, killing one before they even knew what happened, and Dez charged in to start hacking away. She even used her resistance to fire to stand directly in the campfire for extra intimidation. Although I had wanted to capture the bandits and bring them back for imprisonment, clearly the rest of the party was more interested in super-murdering the lot of them, so I joined in to try and subdue/spare at least one of them. But then Dez rolled a 1 on her attack and struck my shield, knocking me off-balance, and one bandit seized the opportunity for a critical hit that dropped me in one shot. Wow! I'm really good at this game. Meanwhile, Krux was pulling off ridiculous shots like firing while bent over backwards, standing on his head, or shooting between his legs, and nailing every hit. Oh yeah, and there was a caged bear nearby that suddenly broke out of its cage and started mauling anyone close, killing the last bandit that wasn't chopped up by Dez, before Krux scared it off with an on-fire stick from the campfire (apparently just about the only bit of Nature knowledge he has, given his terrible Nature skill). The rest of the party decided to load up all the loot and dismembered bodies into the cage to bring them back to town, and tossed me (still unconscious) in there too. So... yeah, that didn't exactly go well!! One quick question: How much cow could a raocow chuck if a cowchuck could cow raos?

swirlybomb

...um, I don't know what happened to cut my post in half like that, here's the rest: So as a group we decided that 8-10 players is way too big for a single party and split into two groups so everyone could have more of an impact on the game. Half the group continued with the previous plot, while the other half of us were retconned to have been going on a seperate quest entirely with a new DM. Luxis my Cleric, Dez the oft-drunk tiefling Fighter, Parfait the drow Rogue child, and Krux the "meh" elf Ranger were sent to look for some lost city of something-or-other and were given only the clue of starting to look for info in a small town and little else. J the half-orc Barbarian (the one that's supposed to keep Dez and Parfait in line) should've come too, but was absent this session, so I was the only lawful-good character in a heavily-chaotic party. Oh boy! When we got there, the townsfolk were generally abrasive and unhelpful, and the local sheriff said that everyone's on edge because of some bandits hounding the area, and suggested we might get on everyone's good side if we deal with them. Since Parfait is disadvantaged in sunlight and everyone except me has Darkvision, we planned to go out at night to find their camp. Krux and Parfait led the way while Dez and I failed many Stealth rolls trying to sneak up to the camp. They found them around a campfire and immediately started attacking with arrows and daggers, killing one before they even knew what happened, and Dez charged in to start hacking away. Although I had wanted to capture the bandits and bring them back for imprisonment, clearly the rest of the party was more interested in super-murdering the lot of them, so I joined in to try and subdue/spare at least one of them. But then Dez rolled a 1 on her attack and struck my shield, knocking me off-balance, and one bandit seized the opportunity for a critical hit that dropped me in one shot. Wow! I'm really good at this game. Meanwhile, Krux was pulling off ridiculous shots like firing while bent over backwards, standing on his head, or shooting between his legs, and nailing every hit. Oh yeah, and there was a caged bear nearby that suddenly broke out of its cage and started mauling anyone close, killing the last standing bandit that wasn't chopped up by Dez, before Krux scared it off with an on-fire stick from the campfire (apparently just about the only bit of Nature knowledge he has, given his terrible Nature skill). The rest of the party decided to load up all the loot and dismembered bodies into the cage to bring them back to town, and tossed me (still unconscious) in there too. So... yeah, that didn't go well!! One quick question: How much cow could a raocow chuck if a raochuck could cow cows?

Mikkofier
>>3674103

Ach, I got my own dumb joke wrong, it's supposed to be "Rameau's Sibling's Son"!

PizzaPony

May as well add on one last thing I've been meaning put out there. G. So about streams on twitch and youtube, I've mentioned that I work overnight, so catching streams live during the day when I sleep is a rare occurrence. And I don't type in chat/comment on videos, so there's no difference to me between a live and recorded stream (and recorded versions can be better to get from part to part when a stream keeps going on/offline). Also, something I've thought about, how you say you don't want to put streams on your channel as its 'too different' kind of content. I'd say, at this point in time, anyone interested in video gaming is well aware of streams and the kind of culture that comes with it. Who knows, you could even find some new viewers who were looking for some casual variety gaming streams, but you're only shooting yourself in the foot... with that gun I lent you... Dangit raocow, you were supposed to be careful with it!

Bellmoore

Ok, so the LotFP link in my second post has expired. There's a picture of the book here, it's the Free RPG Day Book: <a href="https://www.lotfp.com/RPG/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.lotfp.com/RPG/</a> Stuff and stuff: Pick a letter and I'll pick something short from the Unknown Armies Book Three: Reveal. Reveal is full of weird stuff for GMs to use either as is or as inspiration. Also, if you were playing a fulminaturgy adept (aka armiger, aka gun mage) which taboo (act that will drain all your magical charges) would you choose to follow: -You see firearms as fundamental tools for the enforcement of civilization, you lose your charges if you ever shoot a human being with any gun. Bows and arrows are OK, rocket launchers are not. -Or you regard guns as the key means by which the individual offsets encroachment by over-reaching authority, you lose your charges if you are ever disarmed. Any time you leave your house or vehicle without some form of firearm, your charges dissipate. Whichever you choose, you also lose your power if anyone else takes your totem gun. You generate a minor charges by openly carrying your totem firearm in public. One charge for every two hours. Your own property counts as public as long as it’s visible from a road. And you don't mind the reputation as the nut who marches around their yard all day with a gun. Significant charges are generated every ten hours by carrying the totem gun secretly outside your home. The weapon can be in pieces, as long as all the pieces are present.