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patapon discord! https://discord.gg/QKZzBUs

technically created for the roleplaying going, but there's a general chat if you just want to hang out!


Pathfinder campaign Session 0 audio!

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/561907/Advanced%20group%20Session%200.aac


some people's audio are a bit scratchy, but that's just.. their mike being like that. It's a SESSION 0 - so character building. Peeps found it interesting enough, so hey, have it it! it's a bit long, so it can make for some alright background sounds


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Wymar Sane

What does pineapple eat?

Bellmoore

Holla, raocow! Relevant music for a chance: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0kSuZFOwFE" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0kSuZFOwFE</a> This might have been asked before, but do you have a beard? If yes, would you wish to beard with it? If not, would you grow one if you could beard with it? (I can actually point out the source that inspired this question. The following quote from a decade old screenshot LP of Icewind Dale 2: "If Urggzob loses all his limbs he still has a FACE to crush with, and teeth to bite with! And a beard to beard with!". My memory ain't that great, but "And a beard to beard with!" has been lodged in there for years and years) Whatever your answer is, Pathfinder can enable your character to beard with his beard. Behold: <a href="http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/base-classes/witch/hexes-3rd-party-publishers/hexes/common-hexes/hex-prehensile-hair-su/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/base-classes/witch/hexes-3rd-party-publishers/hexes/common-hexes/hex-prehensile-hair-su/</a> Also relevant: <a href="http://jakrabbit96.deviantart.com/art/Beard-Fist-and-the-Demon-s-Blood-344051562" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://jakrabbit96.deviantart.com/art/Beard-Fist-and-the-Demon-s-Blood-344051562</a> And then the music becomes less relevant... Do you frequent any conventions or expositions, local or otherwise? I try to visit the annual local RPG convention (Ropecon) and model &amp; pet expositions (both of the expositions and a few more besides are scheduled on the same weekend in the same place). Which of these divinities would you find useful to either placate or to beseech for aid: Bartleby (petty god of inactivity) Manidono (petty god of slackers, half-assed effort, and loose change) Silvarno (petty god of late submissions and missed deadlines) These gods and many more can be found in "Petty Gods: Revised &amp; Expanded Edition" (available for free through www.drivethrurpg.com and in print through Lulu.com), because not all gods are big, important or widely known. A thing I noticed: both of us created our DeviantArt accounts in 2006. I was ahead of you by half a year, making me the winner. Ha-ha!

Mibz

Dear raocow, Hooray! It's the perfectly normal good old fashioned powerful wizard primetime power hour spectacularaton! (Part 8) hippy + skippy youtube.com/watch?v=yXzB5Ivr72U 1. A powerful wizard offers you a one time adjustment to your hitbox, allowing you to disjoint it by up to 10 feet to give you greater reach. How far do you go? 2. What goes into a powerful wizard's broth? 3. A bunch of famous philosophers are brought back to life so a powerful wizard can play games with them! But who makes for the best DM? 4. Because you haven't done a top 5 list in a while, a powerful wizard appears to make you list your top 5 favourite mage archetypes! What are you going to do? 5. Powerful wizard grants a boon. What boon is granted? 6. What's the worst concept a powerful wizard could steal from you? 7. What kind of pets would a powerful wizard keep? 8. What's the best powerful wizard build?

Anonymous

MUSIIIIIIIIIIC: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y1NMMWQuog" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y1NMMWQuog</a> 1) What's the worst you've ever been sick? For me, I got a combo of strep throat and scarlet fever. At first I thought it was a reaction to something (which I couldn't figure out since I don't have any known allergies) because it was just itchy hives. Soon, they were all over my body and it also hurt to talk/eat/drink. I spent the entire week lying in bed waiting for my meds to kick in so I could stop feeling itchy and get some sleep, then waking up when the meds wore off, taking more meds, watching videos until I stopped feeling itchy, and passing out again. I didn't even have the energy to do much gaming or reading or writing. 2) Interesting points you brought up with the mermaid/merman thing. I was kinda working with that because I wrote a (very bad) book about mer-people. One thing I tried to do was to make it so both genders were equally fishy and humany and that there wouldn't be a huge discrepancy between the genders. My ex would always complain that male fantasy races always looked unique and cool and the female ones would always look like a typical sexy female with minor racial traits. It would piss her off to no end (lizard people with boobs was the one that bothered her the most).

UmbrellaProtege

Mornafternight Raocow! A powerful (lizard) wizard casts a Music Incantation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KfaQ6pmv18" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KfaQ6pmv18</a> I took a spin through the Discord chat recently and this band was all I could think of. They're honestly way outside my normal wheelhouse but are pretty great, even aside from having three parts of the title that rhyme with that word folks around here like. A more recent release from King Gizzard &amp; The Lizard Wizard, the album Nonagon Infinity, is a 9 song deal where every song blends seamlessly into the next one, including the last song into the first. Infinity, even! The music videos do the blending too, although it looks like they only ended up making videos for a fraction of the songs from the album, unfortunately. Their discography is a great listen if you like weird psychadelic 80s-ish rock, which I didn't know I did at ALL until I listened to this, and then I found out I REALLY did. Also they release albums like crazy, they're on their ninth in 6 years. Question Time! C'mon grab your answers. 0. By the time your next Patapon Question Session comes out, the Nintendo Switch and Breath of the Wild will be out. I imagine a nonzero percentage of the other Patapons will be exploring Hyrule like me when you're reading this. For now, I just get to sit on loads of excitement until the future. What's the game in your life you were the most excited for its release, and did it live up to the hype? Anyway, best of luck to everyone on your legendary adventures! 1. I'm happy to find out you're a fellow lover of surrealism. Dali is indeed also great, I just happened to discover Magritte because my high school French class (hey, we're back to that again!) required us to paint a work by a French-speaking artist. Since he was the first surrealist I got introduced to, Magritte really made an impression. I actually got to see Magritte's window/easel painting I linked last time in person, and a few Dalis, in the National Gallery of Art (in D.C.) a few weeks ago. That was my first time in a non-rural, non-local art museum, and it was stunning. Absolutely stunning. 2. What's on your shower curtain? Is it a solid color or a picture of some kind? 3. What's your favorite unique video game landscape in a game you've played? Like, a screenshot or area concept art you'd want to have as a desktop background, or framed on your wall. Honestly watching Psychonauts is pushing some really great buttons for me in the design creativity department. Personally I gotta rep the Xenoblades with my own desktop: <a href="http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/xenoblade/images/1/1e/Xenoblade_Chronicles_IB_eltosea.png/revision/latest?cb=20121212055920" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/xenoblade/images/1/1e/Xenoblade_Chronicles_IB_eltosea.png/revision/latest?cb=20121212055920</a> 4. If you had to put your answer to #3 on your shower curtain, how would you feel every time you washed yourself in that location? 5. If you could combine two video games to form one super video game, of the same genre or a different one, what would you choose? The best example I can think of is Hyrule Warriors as an unexpected mashup of existing games. 6. Have you ever seen Frasier? Random I know, but I've been rewatching the earlier seasons and he has a giant book of Magritte art on his end table, plus among my framed artworks is an artist's rendering of the floor plan of Frasier's apartment, so those sure are two things I talked about earlier. Any thoughts on the show if you have seen it? 7. Do you have a dream house you'd like to build or live in one day? Any hopes in that regard? That's not something I normally ascribe to but mine may or may not be Frasier's apartment... I appreciate the support about my parentals but I also have to caution anyone about that whole egging/toilet papering approach to these sorts of things (I know it wasn't serious, I just mean in general). Those were stories about their interactions with their only child. I don't want to recall the stories about their interactions with trespassers. Psychonauts! It's pretty fun to watch. I've never played it but I've wanted to for years. Thanks for doing it for me! I think I'll pick it up one day but it definitely seems really neat. Full of heart.

MyOtheHedgeFox

Just want to say hello from Russia, raocow. =) Here is some mellow music from Space Rangers 2 to nourish your soul: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqv1asOrKxM" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqv1asOrKxM</a> So! Am I supposed to ask questions here? Just in case, I’ll ask some questions here. 1. Were you ever interested on learning more about the Wonderful Land of President Poutine? I don’t mean the Russian language, of course, which may seem almost eldritch to some, but -- our cuisine is something I can recommend for sure, at least! Try pelmeni some day -- you’ll love them! And Moscow is quite friendly in winter if you’re a guest, and we like to help a foreigner around. 2. Speaking of food (I mean pelmeni, not foreigners) -- what is your favorite meal that you enjoy only rarely, but immensely? Can you cook it yourself? 3. Thank you for playing Dust: An Elysian Tail and Psychonauts, the two of my very favorite games. With your penchance for destroying the world (tm)(c)(r)(wat), perhaps you will also enjoy playing Little Inferno, a small game from possibly at least one man who played World of Goo? It’s a little stove that burns to one hundred million degrees! 4. Also about games: are you into board games, especially with Ghost of Christmas Ghost and other entities that have arms and legs and mouths like regular humans that are told to exist in the stories of yore and ketchup? What games do you prefer, and what games would you like to play/obtain/make/chew one day? 5. What question would you like someone to ask you? Honestly? Thank you once again very much. =) Have some more soul-nourishing music, this time from Iceland! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzSJBhPFTcY" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzSJBhPFTcY</a> Sincerely, MyO the HedgeFox

Mikkofier

Pretend I wrote something real clever here. Done pretending? Music time: <a href="https://youtu.be/mSBzvhud3Io" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/mSBzvhud3Io</a> Questions? Ok: 1) If you were to decide to make a sprite webcomic, what video game would you rip oh so gleefully? 2) What is your opinion on sprite based webcomics anyway? (I don't know why I have sprite comics in mind at this moment, I am crazy) 3) How does Psychonauts handle, compared to the Mario of 64? 4) good books Read lately? any 5) Should weed be legal? 6) Your opinion of cheese is well documented, what about of other dairy products? 7) What's the best monkey? 8) (the coolest question, it wears sunglasses!) A powerful lizard allows you to tell the Pun That Ends the Earth. What is that hypothetical pun?

Anonymous

Hi raocow, time for some -fast driving music- <a href="https://youtu.be/SRbhLtjOiRc" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/SRbhLtjOiRc</a> So when you're going out for a drive to relax, do you prefer to take a leisurely cruise on the back roads, or would you rather speed down the highway with some great tunes blasting? Personally, I love driving with the windows down along country roads with a chill soundtrack in the background.

Anonymous

So I realized my pledges weren't going through (Oh no!), cause I hadn't updated my payment details (that's fixed now), and have discovered you now have a discord channel. =O No guarantees I'll drop in or anything though. =x Also sorry for the long absence from the patapon domain. Life.... happened/ is happening.

Anonymous

Also! A belated Happy 2year-a-versary!

Bellmoore

Happy birfday raoman! Video game music: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTb_EzeCVwI" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTb_EzeCVwI</a> Which would you rather have: a competent hedge wizard for an enemy or a powerful, but very incompetent, mage for a friend? Take into consideration that the wizard would strike at inconvenient times, but the mage will insist on helping you constantly. You are now in three patapon rpg campaigns, thoughts? Picture a Dungeon World game with 7 mage characters. How long would it take for a series of botched rolls to doom the party and maybe the world?

Anonymous

So, I went to an amazing mind blowing concert recently. Have you ever been to a concert and if there's been many, what's the best concert you've ever been to?

D

1. Ever seen/played any of the Bubsy games, or seen the pilot for the Bubsy show? 2. Last week I mentioned breadboards and you didn't know what those are! Here's what a breadboard looks like: <a href="https://cdn.instructables.com/FU0/11AZ/GYGF8IV4/FU011AZGYGF8IV4.MEDIUM.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://cdn.instructables.com/FU0/11AZ/GYGF8IV4/FU011AZGYGF8IV4.MEDIUM.jpg</a> . That is, the breadboard is the thing that everything else is "plugged in" to. The holes are connected to each other on the other side of the board, and it lets you fiddle around with circuits and stuff without needing to solder. 3. Also, "solder" is pronounced with a silent "l" in the US (and maybe a couple of other places?). I assume you know that; oh man it always sounds weird to hear someone pronounce the "l". 4. Do you know how to use chopsticks? 5. Ever played/seen "tricky towers"? It has powerful wizards in it! 6. In SMW, does touching any brown block on the screen trigger the... "eater" block or whatever it's called? Do they need to be within a certain distance of each other, or what are the rules here? I've seen this mechanic so many times in your videos over many years, and I'm still not sure if I fully understand the rules. 7. Also happy birthday, oh man! I think it was yesterday? Anything fun or noteworthy from yesterday that you wish to convey to the pataudience?

Lovely Penguin

So, I gotta say, I had a pretty fun time doing my first tabletop roleplaying. On that note, what was your very first tabletop session ever (was it the Let's Cortex thing?), and what would you say is the funniest thing you've done in a tabletop game (if it's the Satan Core thing, what's the next funniest?)?

Zephyr Dragon Lord

Hey, I made the Dungeon World group! So the rest of this will sound super awkward! Yay...! The good news is that I do come to you with a better day, and finished paperwork. Just like I promised (but a ton closer than I wanted it to be, meaning I probably turned in some bad stuff...) Dang me for assuming you would all see I was interested and just add me to the list all auto like ... ...ENOUGH of the negativity here. My week went well. I got stuff done! Patreon is still a thing. You had a nice birthday, and music still exists. In lieu of an actual gift... have these words, raorao. Music still still exists <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRHoPxAfy_Q" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRHoPxAfy_Q</a> Okay... I managed to decipher that document. It... was pretty simple, actually. So here's an abridged version of that D&amp;D module I was referring to from last week. Contact me further if you want it for your use, raocow. Why hello there. Interested in doing some Pokemon role-playing? Of course you are. That’s why you have come to me today. As your Dungeon Master, it would be remiss of me to instruct you on the intricacies of this glorious game. Because a session of Dungeons &amp; Dunsparce will essentially be divided into two phases (field mode and battle mode), I will be dividing this little rule book into two sections. Also, to help you get a better understanding of how tabletop RPG’s work, I advise watching a few Youtube videos of people playing D&amp;D. My personal recommendations are Heroes and Halfwits and Acquisitions Incorporated. Now read on, little Pidove. (note: I know you have experience with this, raocow. You won't need the youtube videos, but... you never know. This was a copy of the first paragraph because it was really good. Now for my own summary) Dungeons &amp; Dunsparce play is divided into two modes, as previously stated. In Field Mode, you travel in the overworld environment in a similar fashion to both the Pokémon games and the original Dungeons &amp; Dragons. Trainers can use their own skills to overcome obstacles, but can use their Pokémon to help them out when an obstacle proves too tough to traverse alone. The Pokémon can also use moves out of battle, which costs them Power Points. When out of battle, Trainers and their Pokémon can heal with Full Rests, which are either from Pokemon Centers, or just from a particularly peaceful location. When a dangerous situation arises, a transition is made to Battle Mode. Combining both Pokémon and D&amp;D/Fire Emblem elements, a battle takes place in a turn-based grid system which starts by rolling for initiative. After that, the Pokémon Trainers are also an active part of this battle, and they can get damaged, and recall Pokémon at will. You can also throw a Pokeball at a wild Pokémon, which you always have 7 that can be replenished by some NPCs and Pokémon Centers. ...I think that'll be good for that explanation. Now then, questions and comments for real. 1.) Where are those videos of the tabletop discord cessions (for Dungeon World and FATE) going to be uploaded. or have you not decided that yet? 2.) What do you define as greener pastures, and do you directly seek them? 3.) Do Canadians celebrate Ash Wednesday? (Did you?) 4.) In any particular context, if you had to replace all instances of "cat" in a conversation with another word, what would it be? Would this answer change with context? 5.) How do you feel about "pedal stools"? 6.) You failed to actually open my late letter, which was hilarious. 6radf.) As a follow-up, is that poetry book holding your interest? 7.) Barbarians. What are they good for? 8.) Is it my bedtime? 9.) If not mine, then who's is it? ...Okay, that was probably more than enough. But you know what? You'll be seeing me more often now. And maybe packing the power plashes of poetry. Now onto the ending act of this patapon video... Have a nice day, raocow.

swirlybomb

I totally forgot it was your birthday this weekend until your gift video! Happy late birthday!! And what is this face reflection business? Unlike, unsubscribe, uncomment, unshare, quitting the fandom forever. Just kidding, here's some towny tunes: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDZ25872YHY" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDZ25872YHY</a> Dangens and Durgens yo: Another retcon: to rebalance the two groups, Ialto got moved over to Team Bloodshed (their official name now), but we still had a pretty solid team in Luxis, Torga, Phonix, and Jasper Cozypants. On our way out of the cave and onward to the town we were supposed to deliver this wagon to (finally), Syldarr, the guy we rescued, told us what he and his still-missing dwarf buddy Gundarr were up to. "I don't know how to tell you this without sounding like an RPG cutscene," says the DM. To sum it up: once upon a time there was a magic cave where magic items were made, but oh no orcs happened and ruined it for everyone. We got to town, and well... we spent 2 whole hours just going around the town and talking to everyone! We delivered the provisions, but couldn't do much with the payment, because a gang of mercenaries called the Redbrands were occupying the town and hoarding everything. There's a large bounty for dealing with a group of orcs attacking people on the road, too. Syldarr's wizard friend Iarno (probably not related to Ialto) was supposed to meet him here, but he was nowhere to be found and has been missing for quite some time. Finally, we talked to a winemaker guy that used to be an adventurer like us, until he took an arrow to the knee. Apparently it was too dangerous to remove, because it was still sticking out of his leg! He told us of some undead-related business going on nearby. Phew! Syldarr sought an audience with the town master and we came along with him; the rest of the group was REALLY reluctant to leave behind their weapons and equipment behind for the meeting... To quote Jasper, "I mean, it's more of an ornamental dagger really..." The guy was very unhelpful, denying any knowledge of Iarno's whereabouts and asserting that the Redbrands aren't causing any trouble. Phonix was real fast to accuse him of being the ringleader of the gang, so I had to pull her aside and say "WOAH HEY OKAY you need to stop talking right now." Torga proved to be a very polite and well-mannered barbarian, though (probably very similar to the way you described your own barbarian in the past!). Syldarr was pretty upset at the waste of time and left to search for clues on his own, leaving us to our own devices. At he inn, Jasper cast Charm Person to sweet-talk the barmaid into giving him some free drinks. But when we wanted to use that to try and see if we could get any more info from her, he said "see ya" and slunk off by himself instead. Anyway, the next day we set out to address the undead and orc situations, since they were in the same general location and were easiest to deal with. On the road, some frightening roars and... hoots? got louder and louder from the nearby trees, and we hid behind a boulder when Phonix realized what it was. It was an owlbear. An owlbear, against a (mostly) level 1 party, that we are very unlikely to outrun or escape from. Oh boy! Torga jumped up on top of the boulder to get an advantage, and since she rolled a 20 it was a pretty amazing spinning flip! Since she was the first one to be seen, it put all its focus on trying to jump up on the boulder to get to her, but never quite making it; though Torga could never seem to hit it with her hammer either. Phonix ran across the road to hide in the bushes and started shooting it as much as possible, while Luxis stayed on guard in case it tried to come after the rest of us, rather than attacking. Jasper sure tried as hard as he could to help, but his Sleep spell fizzled out, and it hardly even noticed the lights and fireworks going off in its face either. But he did distract it with the smell of fish long enough for Torga to get an opening with a javelin, and now with that and quite a few arrows in its hide, lost focus and started writhing in pain. I thought "aha! now's my opportunity" and gave it a whack with my mace... yeah that wasn't very smart, now it was coming for me instead! The DM rolled, and "......holy crap." 27 damage, and my max health is 19. Downed in one hit, again! But Phonix miraculously shot it directly in the eye and finally killed it, preventing what probably would've been a total party wipe. On the plus side, we gained "a crapton of XP" for winning. And that's the story of how a level 1 party somehow defeated a Challenge Rating 3 opponent! I think I learned my lesson: next time, just cast a nuke spell right away and be done with it. Also this wasn't as short as I thought. Bonus: Dez's player did a doodle of Dez and Parfait! <a href="https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14760273/DezParfait.JPG" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14760273/DezParfait.JPG</a>

Zephyr Dragon Lord

Oh yeah. Is that one lemon thing a reference to Lemongrab? If not, it should be. *insert Lemon-sequitur here*

PizzaPony

So this time, I've written your birthbay in my notepad of stuff to remember, so next year I'll actually get something prepared, but you can always consider the $7.05 from the casino a B-day gift, which I totally forgot to add to my patron amount, so you'll get that at the start of next month. MUSIC If you were a fighting game character, and you had to choose a pre-existing music/song to be your theme, what would you choose? And play that as the music. (if what you choose is short, either replay it or choose whatever to fill any remaining time) QUESTIONS, coming up with these on the spot today 0. A PSA to any/everyone, when you include a link in patreon for raocow, leave off the <a href="https://www" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www</a> , this way, they won't show up doubled and with extra stuff around them. 1. In general, how much do you miss having a cat around? 1b. Do you still have cat hairs stuck to your clothes/sheets? 1c. When you would clean a litter box, did you use a pooper scooper to get the most out of the litter, or just change the whole box each time? 2. Thoughts on the patapon discord so far? Do you try to read everything in all 4 channels? 3. Based on your accomplishments thus far in life, what is a title you think you deserve? (maybe -the Artist, or -the Entertainer?) 4. On a patapon video pretty far back, you showed that you have a 'stuff' folder on your computer, funny that thats kinda a semi-universal thing. What do you keep in your stuff folder? 5. If you could choose to have real life driving be either be like Mario Kart or F-Zero, which would you choose? 6. Order the following professions from least want to do to most want to do: Underwear Model Cheese Taster Butcher Officer that has to tell families that a family member has died Kotaku Journalist Sad Clown 7. What would you describe your age as? (young adult, adult, middle aged, old)