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night of nights of knights (Patreon)

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Fate Session 1.5

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B95eCW4gn-o-TVBaU0NNWmNadnM/view?usp=sharing

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B95eCW4gn-o-NXAwYjNMVHlWdk0/view?usp=sharing

-- I don't know what happened! due to scheduling conflicts I couldn't show up, and I haven't listened to it yet. MYSTERY

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Pathfinder Session 2 - civil engineering

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_dkXkvcByPTTEZ2ZHhrNV95T2s

- archive folder - 

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B_dkXkvcByPTcURNM2kzUUtqaHc

-- I had a LOT of fun in this one. In fact you could say I had a... blast

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meanwhile, the usual! I've been feeling pretty goofy it seems. Probably one of my best patapon video style in a while

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MyOtheHedgeFox

Hello again, Яaocow! .Д. From the not-so-sunny Russia, MyO the HedgeFox reporting, VERSION 2 -- THIS TIME FOR SURE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA-- [[improvise Russian maniacal laughter for 5 seconds]] To nourish your soul today, let’s watch a cute toucan falling in the sink. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9POJ2-n0Cs" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9POJ2-n0Cs</a> And now, some music! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgPpWTEanrY" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgPpWTEanrY</a> Sounds fun? These are Lenich and Kirya – the guitar-and-harmony duo that makes remixes of various musics, from My Little Pony fan tunes to Undertale to Bastion. Juuust giving them a pug. I mean plug. =) And now, some questions and other points of discussion: 1) Come again, what keyboard are you using, and why? How long do you have it? 2) Are you watching any of the numerous Abridged Series online? Which ones are your favorite, and why? 3) I think you will be happy to learn that I tried the tomato rice recipe you told me several weeks ago, and it turned out to be pretty tasty! It’s also called Spanish Rice, and indeed it works the best with a multi-vegetable juice rather than plain tomato juice. Thank you very much for sharing it! 4) Could you name your favorite computer font, and tell us why it is your favorite one? 5) Do you know anything about the Russian music? I’m not talking about the classical music like Tchaikovsky, Mussorgsky and Rakhmaninov, of course – although if you do know their works, this is just incredible! So, what Russian music do you know, and which and why? (puppy eyes) 6) Oops, I ran out of question material. Gotta construct additional question pylons to siphon question juice out of questionable substance. Again, haldo from the wonderful land of kartOshka, borscht and cheap broadband Internet, and keep doing what you’re doing, and why! Have an ASCII cat. . ,. T."-._..---.._,-"/| l|"-. _.v._ (" | [l /.'_ \; _~"-.`-t Y " _(o} _{o)._ ^.| j T ,-&lt;v&gt;-. T ] \ l ( /-^-\ ) ! ! \. \. "~" ./ /c-..,__ ^r- .._ .- .-" `- . ~"--. &gt; \. \ ] ^. \ 3 . "&gt; . Y ,.__.--._ _j \ ~ . ; | ( ~"-._~"^._\ ^. ^._ I . l "-._ ___ ~"-,_7 .Z-._ 7" Y ; \ _ /" "~-(r r _/_--._~-/ / /,.--^-._ / Y "-._ '"~~~&gt;-._~]&gt;--^---./____,.^~ ^.^ ! ~--._ ' Y---. \./ ~~--._ l_ ) \ ~-._~~~---._,____..--- \ ~----"~ \ \ Artist: Rowan Crawford&lt;/v&gt;

Mibz

Dear raocow, enter the heavily improvised and rushed powerful squad! radiance youtube.com/watch?v=KaRZaZ5_LVU 1. A powerful Sphinx (not to be confused with a Sfinx) appears to ask you a riddle! However the Sphinx is actually a modern pseudo intellectual, making the riddle extremely difficult to solve! What are you going to do? 2. While doing the hardcore activity of walking one day, you inadvertently cross a powerful timezone and destroy it, thereby unifying all timezones! What happens next? 3. One object within arm's reach of your choosing spontaneously transforms into a more powerful version granting vaguely defined powers as long as it's carried on your person! But what do you pick? 4. What would be the best element to add to a tornado to turn it into a powerful tornado? 5. A powerful wizard grants you one million dollars, but also says that if you do not turn that initial loan into 3 gorillion dollars by the end of your natural lifespan, you'll be hauled to wizard court! What are you gonna do? 6. One day you find a powerful hair conditioner and decide to use it, granting you prehensile hair that extends to up to 15 feet! What do you do with this powerful hair? 7. What powerful musical instrument would you use to beat up giant sized monsters? 8. Which 5 powerful robots would you want on a baseball team?

D

Hey there raocowcowcowraocowraoraoraocowcowcatcowcowraocowraorao! Have some music: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gjfZABX8Kw" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gjfZABX8Kw</a> 1. Okay so that youtube link isn't _just_ for music. The footage in there is from some baseball game called 98Koshien, which lets you customize the motion for pitchers. It gives you a lot of freedom apparently, which led to people designing some... interesting pitches. Go back and look! At least until around the 1 minute mark if possible; I assume it's well on its way to that point by now. 2. You've heard of Zootopia, right? Any opinions? 3. If you compare the levels in the original SMW to even 'vanilla' romhack levels today, the original levels are generally on the easier side and maybe kinda bland, I think, right? (I haven't played the original SMW in forever, so I don't remember too well.) What about the special world levels from SMW? (that is, comparing them to modern vanilla romhacks) 4. Compare Canada to the US! Name one thing better about Canada compared to the US. Then name one thing better about the US compared to Canada. 5. Are there any "American" (that is, US American) foods or dishes that you find gross or bizarre? It doesn't count if it's just something with cheese/yoghurt; that's not an "american" thing. I mean like, I find it weird how some Europeans put ketchup on pizza, or how marmite/vegemite exists. Or how about any American cultural thing, not necessarily food-related? 6. I hid the word "cat" somewhere in this thing of text (not in this question). Where could it beeeeeee?

UmbrellaProtege

La li lu le lo, Raocow! Music Constantinople: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jCKU8LjAMs" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jCKU8LjAMs</a> Merry Christmas! Oh ho ho, just foolin' ya. April Fools! (But I am a little confused this CD exists in an official capacity from Square Enix) Glad to hear we're packed-grocery-stores-suck buddies! Thankfully I've recently found that by 9 PM, you only run into a few people in the stores themselves. Who cares if they're out of stock of most things by that time, or if those people you do run into have mouths covered in spray paint and are persistently asking you to help them to the bathroom so they can find their friends (when you saw them come in the store alone and wander around for a while)? The important thing is I don't have to shimmy awkwardly past dozens, nay, hundreds of disgruntled strangers in order to sup! Oh, and don't feel bad about your lack of Sense8 skills. There's someone in the show who has literally been useful to the other people twice: once for someone who needed to go ice skating, and another time to be the only person who thought to shout "HELP!" in a dangerous situation. You don't have Netflix? But how is anyone going to Netflix and chill with you?! I too hope to one day binge-watch Orange is the New Black before entering cryogenic stasis with a loved one. Nah but seriously Netflix does put out some pretty good material compared to all other TV options. It has the added benefit of being owned by at least one of my roommates for the last five or so years, instead of me. And you can't beat THOSE prices! SPEAKING OF, I was one of the supporters of bringing back MST3K and that's about to happen on Netflix in mid-April, in case you all don't get regular emails about it! Rejoice, everyone. 0. If you remember specifics, do you have a favorite classic MST3K video riff? I personally quite enjoy Space Mutiny but it's hard to pick favorites. (I'm assuming you watched them since people have brought it up pretty casually around these parts, so sorry if that's incorrect.) 1. How important is your legacy to you? When you shuffle off this mortal coil, what do you hope people will remember most about you? 2. How well would you cope with a situation where you had to, by law, be connected to another person by the hair for the rest of your lives? 3. If someone walked into your apartment and offered to give you a check for $10,000,000,000 (that's 10 billion), tax-free, if you walk out of your current life, then and there, with the following conditions, would you take it? - Absolutely no contact allowed with anyone you've ever met, and no one will tell them what happened to you - You can't take anything you own with you, not even anything you're wearing, except for the check - Your name is wiped from all records and can no longer be used, all contracts and inheritances are rendered null and void; in short, you own nothing except for the check - All social media and other online accounts or records of you (barring people's memories) are wiped, but you can make new ones going forward in a name of your choosing as long as you don't contact people you knew - Breaking any of the former conditions (WILLINGLY breaking them, they aren't monsters if mistakes happen) results in a violent and painful death - They can somehow prove to you that the check won't bounce and is valid, because it is 4. Are you familiar with The Day the Clown Cried? It's an unreleased movie from 1972, starring Jerry Lewis (the king of slapstick comedy and terrible telethons) as a German clown who was put in an internment camp for mocking Hitler. As I understand it, the movie revolves around him finding favor with his captors by agreeing to act like a Pied Piper to Jewish children to lure them into the gas chambers/ovens with clownish antics. Pretty horrifying stuff. You want to know what's almost as horrifying? It's apparently a comedy-drama, emphasis on the comedy. Apparently Lewis and the directors put in tons of slapstick and tried to wring laughs out of the worst possible places. One of the only people to see a rough cut, who helped settle the fact that it should never be released, was quoted as saying: "This was a perfect object. This movie is so drastically wrong, its pathos and its comedy are so wildly misplaced, that you could not, in your fantasy of what it might be like, improve on what it really is. 'Oh My God!' That's all you can say." So anyway, Jerry Lewis has forbidden it from even being attempted to be released until (sources say) 10 years after he dies. He's 91 right now. And honestly...I really want to see it. I REALLY want to see this extreme trainwreck of a terrible movie. My friends do too. It seems like one of the most uncomfortably awful things to watch, and that is something I want to experience. 5. So, in that same vein, is there anything so terribly horrible, so poorly reviewed, so unmentionably crummy, that you just HAVE to experience it at some point in your life? Or is there something you've already gone out of your way to experience that fits that bill? 6. If you could only make use of one simple machine for the rest of your life, which one would you choose? The classical list to choose from is: lever, wheel and axle, pulley, inclined plane, wedge, and screw. I guess this next one takes some setup in case it's America-exclusive. Do you know the game Marco Polo? In case you don't, it's a game of tag played typically in a pool, where the person who is "It" has to close their eyes. They can shout "Marco" whenever they want, and when they do everyone else being hunted has to shout "Polo," and the one person has to go tag them based on the sound of their voice. 7. What other explorers do you think deserve swimming pool games named after them besides Marco Polo? What sort of game would you play based on the names of the one(s) you chose? 8. If you could choose for it to always one type of weather without negative damage to the environment, what heat, cloud cover, and precipitation would you choose? 9. If you could reclaim a zen state about bones or cheese for yourself, while making your reaction to the other one worse, which would you pick? Oh and if you said yes to the check...April Fools for real this time! Have fun being a naked guy at the bank trying to cash a check for a name you don't have anymore and can't prove you have, at least until you get violently and painfully killed! Also in my French class on April One-sts we had to tape fake fish to each other's backs for a classic Poisson D'Avril celebration. That tradition netted me a crazy stalker, but that's a story for another time.

MyOtheHedgeFox

(pops out of the hastily made hole in the comment section) Psst. Uh, rao, can you please tell UmbrellaProtege that in Russia, we used to smear each others’ backs with chalk back in primary/secondary school on April 1st instead of Poisson d’Avril? It comes from a Russian saying “Oh, you have a white back!” which is basically the same as “Hey, who spelled the world GULLIBLE on the ceiling?” in the US. Just wanted to add it in, but didn’t want to put it in my comment. Sorry for double-posting!

Chaz

Hey raocow, long-time watcher, first time patreon-thing-commenter. Wanted to share my thoughts on Psychonauts and see if you agree, since you mentioned you were surprised at the reactions you got, and I know I had said a couple things in the Discord. I had never played the game either, but I started just after you did. When I play games I try to see every dialogue put into the game, so I saw nearly all of the kids' dialogue by going around the entire camp between each 'tutorial' world, showing every object to everyone, etc. And I think that's where the disconnect comes in for a lot of your viewers. There's a "type of enjoyment" you get from watching a raocow video. It's somewhat similar to the "type of enjoyment" from breathing the Psychonauts worldbuilding and dialogue. So I can see why some people would think: Why, if raocow plays Psychonauts, it'll be the best thing! And then were disappointed when it wasn't the best thing. But the games you generally LP to create your "type of enjoyment" are actually pretty different! Mario games in specific: linear, dialogue-light, no need to backtrack or see what has changed since last time, simple controls, etc. In fact, the things you have to do to get the full "Psychonauts experience" people seemed to want are the diametric opposite of how you play games for the channel! The game itself doesn't need to have the "enjoyment-type" if I were to play it to get the "enjoyment-type" when I watch you play it. It might even be more likely to produce a better result if it doesn't, in fact. After all, the reason we remember Black Plague and Jowey wasn't lots of good, in-depth writing we saw build them as interesting characters over the course of the game; it was the way very simple/ridiculous concepts were built upon by your reaction. Anyway, just a thought from someone who wasn't a long-time Psychonauts fan, but did enjoy it and both gets why people might've been upset with the LP but also understands why you play as you do. Would love to hear your thoughts on the concept. I think it might behoove us to keep these things in mind when voting for games. And since this is my first time writing, thanks for the years of content. Been following you since the SA days and can't even guess how many hours of enjoyment I've gotten. Thanks! --Chaz

Anonymous

Hey hey! Music time: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1_k8clQuVc" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1_k8clQuVc</a> Have you ever watched a show or played a game on a friend's recommendation and ended up completely hating it? Recently(ish), a friend got me to watch "The Review". The premise sounded like it had potential: A guy decides to review requested life events instead of movies/games/etc. However, the level of second hand embarrassing cringe humour was more than I could handle. But if that's your thing, then you'd probably love it.

Mikkofier

A Howdy-shirt would be pretty bangin'! Also, Obama Obama Obama Mikkofier Mikkofier Sturg Sturg Wupar Sturg Wupar Wupar Obama! What fun! Now, music happens: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn_a0E1038I QWASTZAZAWOOS: 1) oh man racow, you prononce giljotiini all weird like, are you secretly scpace fernch??? 2) That thar "Something you wish was spoiled to you" from last time was at least partly inspired by Slowbeef and Diabetus' Wrongpurae of Harvester, where they seemed to be rather taken aback by a scene that Slowbeef "forgot all the f*ck about". In short, unpleasant surprises. With that clarification, is there something that you wish was spoiled? If you can't think of any, just say "perkele" correctly. No, it does not sound like "percolate". Per-ke-le. Really roll that R, which is something I can't do. Actually, do it regardless of whether or not you can think of examples. Perrrkele! hah ha! swearing! 3) OH MAN GOOD BOOKS READ LATELY ANY!? 4) Any word on that Retsutalk thingy-o? 5) Did you check out that The Editing Room: Abridged Scripts-site from a couple of weeks ago? If yes, opinions? If no, Ok. (www.the-editing-room.com) I think this one's pretty good, even without seeing the actual movie: www.the-editing-room.com/world-war-z.html (you don't need to read it on video) 6) Question #1 sounds a bit insulting towards people who wondered about your pronounciation of the word guillotine. Can you tell them I didn't intend that? 7) How much would you be willing to pay for a pill that would unspoil Undertale for you? 8) A powerful bard grants you mastery of a musical instrument of your choosing? What do you choo-choo choose? Ps: i.imgur.com/utUOQ9k.jpg?1

Bellmoore

zello, raocow! Musick: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT3SBzmDxGk&amp;t=35s You are running away from fast approacing doom in a dungeon when you spot something in an alcove. Well, four somethings and you have only enough time to pick one, which one do you choose? -A wooden wand. -A silver cloth tunic. -A lion headed, gold ring with topaz eyes. -A curled up, buff colored cat looking at you with disinterest. After you get a breather, you take a closer look at your find: <a href="https://pastebin.com/qdtXNtGF" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://pastebin.com/qdtXNtGF</a> Are you happy with your pick?

CesspoolofHatred

Hello again from the world of Spring Break! I managed to catch the tail end of Dungeon World live. So let me see if I have all this down: Baldwin has sworn an eternal vendetta against bears, Dreywalker went on a planting spree and is en-route to a village to tell them of his good fortune, and the rest of the group decided to collectively genocide enough of their brain cells so they’d think taking on a dragon would be a good idea. Am I premature in saying the dragon-hunting crew are all fucked? Music! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et8Rw01LvzI" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et8Rw01LvzI</a> Weapon Stories! Story 1! <a href="https://lparchive.org/Drakengard/Update%2006/57-tyrantshammer2.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://lparchive.org/Drakengard/Update%2006/57-tyrantshammer2.jpg</a> Story 2! Feral King’s Wildblade <a href="https://lparchive.org/Drakengard-3/Update%2093/2-BTHtI5J.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://lparchive.org/Drakengard-3/Update%2093/2-BTHtI5J.jpg</a> Ah! You have an eye for quality, sir. This sword comes from a far-off land. Know you the tale? A young man slew a horrid beast, and grew so renowned, the king became mad with envy. The king sent him on an impossible quest, and the young man fell to the very monsters he was meant to slay. His sister pleaded for his remains, but all she received was his sword. The sister became the king's mistress, and she used the sword to murder him before turning it on herself. And now the blade is used to exact revenge on... Sir? Are you okay? What's with that sword in your hand? ...Revenge, you say? B-but I'm just a weapons merchant! My sword didn't kill your family! It's just a blade! Just a... No! Stop! Wai-- Story 3! Calf Carver <a href="https://lparchive.org/Drakengard-2/Update%2021/9-masked18.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://lparchive.org/Drakengard-2/Update%2021/9-masked18.jpg</a> There once was an extremely valiant and intelligent general. Tales of his bravery spread far and wide, and the streets echoed with his name. The king felt threatened by his general’s popularity. He arrested the general without reason, and threw him into a dungeon deep inside the castle. The dungeon was known to drive its captive insane within three days. Three years later, the king visited the dungeon. There he saw the general, both of his legs rotted away, glaring back at him with unchanged intensity. The general’s stare enraged the king, and, wandering why he hadn’t done so three years before, he drew his sword and prepared to deal the finishing blow. Just before the point of the king’s sword could pierce the general’s heart, he produced a sword from the pile of rags behind him and stabbed the tyrant, killing him instantly. He had fashioned the sword from the bones of his own legs, which he had amputated for the purpose. The general went on to become a noble and just king.

PizzaPony

A lesson to be learned from Phychonauts, to all game devs, make your cut scenes non skippable when being viewed for the 1st time. MUSIC, what I could listen to on loop for awhile youtube.com/watch?v=lnKeN9zIkoE QUESTIONS, theres more 1. How would you describe your level of patience? 2. So about crowds at conventions, I guess I sometimes cause a bit of that, sorry. (con tip, people will give you plenty of room if you are in a fur suit) farm6.static.flickr.com/5684/20622302822_411e9811cd_m.jpg 3. Now after playing psychonauts, can you envision what your mind's world would look like? Does the raocow side look more thrilling than the Samuel side? 3b. Some people may be annoyed that you didn't see all the cut scenes, but in this case, there is a youtube video titled 'Psychonauts Full Movie All Cutscenes' (3 and 1/2 hours long), so get to watching that, I'm sure you have the free time. 4. Where do you fall on the roleplay morality grid? (lawful neutral I'd guess?) 4b. How much power does someone need to have to transcend morality? (where other people are merely ants to them) 5. Is there a super hero that could beat Cthulhu, or would they too be driven to insanity? (Goku? Superman? Saitama?) 6. So, YOU think you know Undertale? HAH, I doubt that. My 1st piece of evidence is from afew months back, I had written a run-on sentence and put it through google translate to french. Your remarks on the sentence were 'it sounds like a random non-sequitur that I would say', but you didn't mention at all that the whole thing was referencing Undertale. So, lets see if you can answer any of these questions about Undertale. A. What helps you with fast travel between the areas? B. What puts the ice in the river? C. Name any NPC that you can't fight. D. Name any weapon that you can equip. E. Name any healing item. F. What does Orange and Blue signify? G. What do save points look like? H. What device do you use to communicate? I. Do you truly, truly believe this game can just be boiled down to 'plot points and twists'? So, what have you got to say about that? tinyurl.com/k2rvrkg

Zephyr Dragon Lord

raocow. Hello. How are you doing? Man, life's a bunch of fun and then a bunch of stress. And from the most random things, too! Dungeon World and Shadowrun were super fun. Since you have a low memory for these patapon questions, I won't bother with continuing forgettable questioning lines that I have offered up previously. I will however, give you music. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DUs2fYh0Rg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DUs2fYh0Rg</a> Yeah, that's pretty cool. You know what's also cool? YOU! ... and questions are too: 1.) If you found The Internet: Print Edition as a title of a book, what would you do? 2.) How would you feel about a situation in which a day plays the exact same way for an unreasonable number of times? (akin to that groundhog's day loop) 3.) On a less nightmarish note, spring is here. How do you feel about spring, and what's the weather out there? 4.) Oops, the Rock Paper Wizard won the duel (he chose scissors). But that was not a question! A powerful buzzard comes along and offers to improve your gizzard so you can digest nearly anything. How much do you value this service? 5.) What is your favorite way to cause an economic boom? (If you feel this is too serious, put in a nice joke/fantasy answer) 6.) Is space the place to be, or simply the place where you go to die? ...Or was that Rainbow Road, instead? 7.) Speaking of Rainbow Road, how on earth do the F-Zero racers find something from the Mario universe without finding Bowser laughing in the sky? 8.) Let's freeze over this questioning line with a cool one. Have you ever gone skiing or snowboarding? Alright, I think that went okay, if a bit awkward. You take care now. Hopefully by the summer, I will make a good SMBX level or three going. See you around on discord, patapons! ...Man, am I late. I even outlated Pizza Pony, what.