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im cooked bro (Patreon)

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2025-07-03 16:27:50
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i do NOT want to ever be out in the sun AGAIN ever. i will fake the rest of my outdoor pics i dont care i dont want another burn like this

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CDR

That looks hot, and not the fun sexy kind.....

HushedZilence

Hold up, That right pic is GOAT'd for referencing

Gabriel Llopiz

Jesus! Definitely put some aloe on that if you can. Lukewarm showers/baths will help, too.

VALLY

Holy hell how does one even get that sunburnt?

WillboBaggins

You may be cooked but you're cooking with that right pic.

Matt M

Brutal

faves

this was i dont know a few years ago or something and I STILL KINDA HAVE THE TANLINES

Katakuri

I thought it only snowed in Canada. How did you get sunburned like that ?

Elma Rouette
>>179199999

If you keep wearing same length t-shirts and shorts that like...normal isn't it ?

RedKing515

Owwwwwww 😬😬😬

AS900

Toasted marshmallow. My favorite 😋

Fénix

Looks well done

FatFox

Glycerin helps with burns

Geoff Stewart

Oh noooo! I'm just getting over a sunburn too! I thought I was fine just chillin' in the yard. Didn't think I was out that long. My body thought otherwise. Hope you've got good lotion, water, and other stuff to help heal up! ❤️‍🩹

Protese84

Hope it does not hurt to bad

Georgio F

Oooooh shit yeah definitely be careful when you're out and about

Roberto Cruz

So this was for pictures? That’s commitment

Vicente

wow this must be burning, it looks like fried shrimp

Bass

Cute shrimp

Omar Taylor

Is this the Shrimpina that the Smiling Friends were looking for?

Vincent37

I didn't know lobsters were well built

JT

Needs aloe , alots of it. Great picks too lol

Brasaco

Well done.

David C Torres

Yikes 😖 😳 sorry this happened to you...stupid rays have no clue who they are messing with. Hope the redness goes away with all the tips being provided here 🙏

Jules A

Aloe vera

Pikachu

I think the sun got jealous of you 🤣

Geo V.

Yeah you don't have to do the sun tan lines for the look. Especially in today's weather. It ain't worth it.

Randomguy

Sorry that happened. You still look hot though!.. in the attractive way I mean

Patrick

1 part Lidocaine Cream 2 part Aquaphor 4 part REAL Aloe Vera Gel Mix it all together to get a light green paste and apply to burns

Amadeus W

Why i hate summer, reason 42069