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Rosemary is stuck with a magically enhancing bolt of light!

...what’s that? What’s a momshell? Besides the play on the term bombshell, I’m formally retiring MILF from my personal lexicon. It removes the F-ability from the equation. Am I getting high and might over a simple hourglass expansion? Maybe. But American Oue also came out like a hundred years ago (when I was in college), and I didn’t even think it was that great back then.

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David abanes

Well at least it wasn't a literal bombshell otherwise whoever sent that bolt may be in trouble now if only there was a random magical bolt that turned somebody to a chibi variant of themselves with higher pitch voice and ultimately adorable.

Ben Winfield

I like "momshell." it eliminates the more sordid, lurid connotations of MILF.

ElCid

Yeah but like, it's a hell of a lot better-sounding to call someone or some quality "milfy" than "momshelly". Also not all of us are gonna want to use a pun instead.

Joe Haley

That’s why I said I’m retiring it from my personal lexicon. I have no beef with anyone using the term if that’s their preference. I also don’t truly believe that I have that kind of sway to change such a culturally embedded term.