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Sandy Claws (Patreon)

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2020-08-21 04:31:31
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2026-06
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What did yah motha tell yah, Angela? Stay out in the sun wit’owt sun blawck and yah gonna look like a lobstah, kid!

Side note to New England restauranteurs out there: PLEASE do not spell it “lobstah” on your menu. Visitors do not find it charming unless they are simpletons, and the locals are so very weary of it.

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Uratoh

Please tell me you saw the 'wear sunscreen' posters with the girl to lobster tf in them. I half thought I imagined them.

Uratoh
>>42571030

I've been trying to find it for ages. it's this poster which has a girl going to lay down and she doesn't use sunscreen so she like, turns red, and gets lobster hands, and then wakes up and is all 'aaah! I'm a lobster!' I saw it in a summer camp nurse station and I've been unable to ever find it anywhere.

Dennis Wiles

I come from a shrimping family you'd be surprised how many people call them "Shrumps" or "Shramps" I also have a cousin who calls squid "Squibels"

onipuck

Speaking as a Newenglander, they'll probably stop whenever the tourists stop paying more for it under the exaggerated accent name. The simpleton money is just too appealing to some.

Wren Zephyr

Bright side: now she might live forever Besides, all things must return to mother ocean

Gnome-oo

Clawsome. She's sure to crab lots of attention. Pinch me, I must be steaming.