PSA (Patreon)

Hey, ever get a piece of dirt or an eyelash under your eyelid, and then even though you know it will only make the irritation worse, you rub the absolute bejeezus out of it? And then you get to work and discover that the white of your eyeball has actually swollen to the point that it’s puffing around your iris? Yeah hey don’t rub your eyes kids. I’m okay now, just needed to sleep long enough to keep my damn hands away from my eyes.