Help me pick a video topic! (Poll ends May 16) (Patreon)

Gang! In the middle of writing the script for my next video- not gonna spoil the topic for you (yet) but let's just say: I went real deep, spelunked further down the conspiracy "rabbit hole" than ever before, drew a LOT of goblins, & came out with a crazy (but defensible!) theory OF MY VERY OWN. It's gonna be awesome, I hope.

I'm kind of enjoying the "conspiracy theory" direction my channel has taken lately. The goal is to be like Infowars for sane people. Also instead of streaming 6 hours a day like Jones did, I put up a video once every 3-4 months.

Problem is, as much as I'd like to, I just can't spend a full quarter on every video. Letting that time go by without an upload is terrible for my channel's health, not to mention my ability to pay rent and buy drugs. So I'm thinking the video I make AFTER this one should be around 20 minutes.

I've come up with 3 topics I think I'd be able to pump out videos for relatively quickly, without the videos being pure content slop. I already know a decent amount about them, so research won't take too long, plus I think I could tell the complete story without the script ballooning too much.

Please vote for the topic you'd want to see! And if you have any other ideas for conspiracies I could dive into, throw 'em in the comments- would love to hear you guys' suggestions.

Options:

BOHEMIAN GROVE: Each year, the mysterious "Bohemian Club" throws a big drunken party in the woods for the mega elite. The conspiracy minded are obsessed with it, and the details are intriguing- There's men dressing as women, discussions of who the next president will be, and a strange ritual in front of a giant stone owl. In fact, secretly recording this owl statue ritual was basically what launched Alex Jones' career. But today, the most overlooked part of this elite private social club is probably this: For politicians, a weekend at Bohemian Grove is exclusive to the Republican party.

Elon musk & Jeffrey Epstein: Everyone loves posting that photo of Elon Musk standing next to Ghislaine Maxwell at a party. And to be fair, it DOES seem to piss Elon off, so keep doing it! But what's Elon's connection to the famous child sex-trafficking duo? Directly, not a whole lot- but Epstein DID forge a pretty sus friendship with Elon's brother Kimball, and there are some weird examples of Elon acting in suspiciously Epstein-like ways, albeit with women over 18. Just billionaire psychology or something more sinister?

What's new in the 2025 JFK files?: Unlike with the so-called "Epstein files" the Trump team also released to the public, the "JFK Files" actually do contain a lot of interesting stuff about the CIA and what may have been going on in the early 60s. I'll summarize a few of the new findings and decide whether my verdict on the JFK assassination should be updated. (In my old video, my opinion was that LHO probably acted alone)