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Tourists and #IDIOCRACY 5 (Uncensored) (Patreon)

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2024-10-23 22:24:25
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Today we explore the most intrusive species in the world, the tourist. This is the uncensored version only available on Patreon.

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Joey

Poor Rick; he missed his chance to shine.

El_Jagg98

Every day is a new opportunity for Darwinism to take these buffoons off this rock.

C.j.

If I'm walking on a trail and I see wildlife, My first instinct is not to pull my phone out. If anything I would enjoy it REALTIME from a , "this thing can't decide to kill me on a moments notice." distance, But if anyone I know rolls up to me with the sheer ignorance of that type of distance, and decides to pull out an app to guide them. I'm leaving with one less idiot in my life... I should make a camera filter doing the opposite so dumbasses like these guys can capture "up close and deadly" selfies. I mean, do these guys not know that the professional photos they see of an animal up close is usually taken from far away, but zoomed in with a high quality lense?

JH

So happy i grew up arround animals.. And learned how to behave in the woods. No idea about the volcanic things though. We dont got this arround here. Scares the sh out of me.

Shrödingers Cat

Evolution works. Let it do its thing. In a few millennia only those whose ancestors weren’t controlled by phones will be left. Order will be restored.

Dan

I'm from new Zealand,we don't have bears or animals that large but we do have species of animals that are vulnerable,such as the kiwi and kea. If you see a big old bison or bear having a look see then leave the fucking thing alone, it's not interested in your friendly gestures and it doesn't much give a shit anymore about your supposed concern about the environment. It just wants a feed and it'll eat your sorry arse if you let it. Leave them alone. End of list. Aaron 👍

Cinnamon Lehto

We need to make it illegal for rescue workers to help these idiots who refuse to heed the warnings or use basic common sense. Rescue workers have immeasurable value unlike the people in this video.

Jeffrey Tetlow

JoeyBT your content is The BEST thing on the Internet. Back in 1992 (pre-cell phones/I had a disposable cam) I went to Yellowstone. Came up on a buffalo... just strolling the road. I thought "epic pic opportunity" I pulled ahead+stopped. Kept window UP and took a pic as he was beside me. No trouble...he kept going on his stroll. Genius that I am... I pulled ahead for another pic (window down..)of him coming toward me. When he was about 10 ft. away.. I leaned out...aimed my cam. And Mr. Buff stopped.. let out a grunt and snorted out a nose full of Snot... like he was pissed!!!Oops .sorry . didn't mean to ruin your stroll" Window UP...gas pedal Down... I'm Outta there. Never got the pic.. LOLOL.. but learned a lesson. Don't play with wildlife.

Stephen Mccalmont

Jesus,How do these pea brains make it to old age. ??

mindypin@protonmail.com

I don't know if you've heard about the guy who fell into a thermal pool at Yellowstone back in 2016. Horrible story. The guy and his sister were in a dangerous, restricted area. Somehow, the guy fell in and met a gruesome fate. The heat burned his flesh, and the acid completely dissolved him. Awful. https://www.boredpanda.com/simulation-shows-what-happened-to-man-who-fell-into-yellowstone-hot-spring I visited Yellowstone, and it was breathtakingly beautiful BUT you have to be cautious and aware of your surroundings. They warn you all over about approaching any wildlife, and trails are clearly marked, some with elevated walkways. Signs are everywhere warning people to stay on designated trails. As I was driving in the park one afternoon, I could see plumes of steam from vents all around, near and far. There was even an area of the road coned off because a vent had erupted on the side of it. That kept me very aware that this was beautiful, dangerous wild nature. I saw idiots doing all sorts of stupid things there. Great vid!

Matt Holst

Because of cell phones, many people have lost the ability to live in the moment and just enjoy things. People have been spotting wildlife forever. But now, there are those compelled to risk their lives for some pics and validation on social media. Been to Disney World and tried to watch the fireworks? Hundreds of vacuous autotrons viewing live fireworks on their phone screen instead of just putting it in their pockets and simply enjoying them. Thousands of videos of fireworks that are actually professionally produced are online; yet they watch a washed out version on a phone screen. For those of us that still engage in life by being in the moment, it’s truly baffling.

EmK

Unbelievable idiots. Loved your remark about the meaty arm vs French fry. I'm still laughing at that. 2nd, the idiots seemed proud that they blocked the animal from the road really made me sick.

Ganymede

Mind boggling behavior! Their heads are so empty, they can store their change in it!

Kimberly Walker

“You’re talking to furniture right now”😂😂😂😂

iglu glue

God im so glad im a millennial i grew up playing outside without phones with all scratches and bruises on my knee my foots would get so dirty my Mom wouldn’t allow me to walk to shower she would pick me up and put me down into shower… gambling with those football cards and always ending up in a fight which after we would forgive each other next day and do the same Thing over… good old days, the tire with sick spinning was really fun too!!! I despise this new generation, my circles calls me a caveman and gets mad at me for now responding to their likes and comments of a comment! I swear, i barely tolerate my phone i dont even know how they do it… There was a moment in one of Joeys videos he said do you know who hawk too girl is if you dont know then your doing good, that was me i swear i felt so good at that moment 😂😂 anyways keep it up Joey I freaking love you and i couldnt agree more with you with every single word you say everything you say is like whats in my heart and i want to shout it out every-time on all these degenerates, if it was me i would just throw em in oven and make some soap, at least that would do some good for the world!!!

Darren

Fuck try that with our wildlife from Australia

HereticVII

I'd like to see a similar video of animals actually getting the people. Similar to videos of tik tok prankers getting beaten up.