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The Morning Rant #7: Woman with 22 lb. Breasts Kicked Off Plane (Patreon)

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2022-06-10 13:41:41
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Today we explore a woman with 22 lb. breasts who got kicked off a plane.

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The Morning Rant #7: Woman with 22 lb. Breasts Kicked Off Plane

Today we explore a woman who gets kicked off of plane for having 22lb. breasts.

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Charlie

26 pumps on a Crossman, and it's time to play....pop those things and watch her deflate to a level equal to the Gerbil-like IQ she has.

Ganymede

I bet the conversation went a little something like this; “Miss, for your own safety, we recommend you not take this flight. Due to the change in air pressure, your implants can burst. We don’t want to be responsible for a medical emergency mid flight.”

Matthew Chance

How does anybody in their right state of mind think this ugly creature looks good?!? Her face is ugly, her tits are ugly, her ass and hips look ugly also, she thinks she looks sexy, I haven't had a relationship with a women in 12 years and I find her disgusting. I hope her implants pop and she flies away to oblivion.

Lacey

Maybe what they said to her was we discussed it and think it’d be more economical if you use your investments to float your way there , or else we will have to charge you for 2. maybe 3 seats.

truck6867@rocketmail.com

She can NEVER just sneak out to run to the corner store..... I mean.. I can't believe this is even a thing! Good grief.

Fred Rogers

I’m surprised that Taxi drivers even transport this slob of a human. Can it even fit through a car door?

Vonder Gong

She needs to go back to school

Raman Sharif

that sounds more like Chinese haha

Nathaniel Kren

Suchh docromintion! No posibl way she vouldv dun anything ells to get kixked of that playn!

Salim SMIRI

She should be banned forever from planes, imagine one of those titts gets to explode, it would generate an absolute panic on the plane lol She's basically made of inflated plastic bags

Kaye

Bevsuse 😂😂😂

Boban

You can tell she is clearly feeling herself in all her selfies shes constantly taking. It baffles me that she thinks this look good 🤢

B Welkinator

What kind of "doctor" would do that to another human being?

Malcolm Morton

"Bolted together with rail spikes." Joey’s roasts are on another level.

Loretta Roche

Unbelievable! I can imagine her popping and flying around demolishing every thing in her pathway! 🫣🎈😵‍💫

Robin Johns

Even autocorrect can’t decipher this debacle. The irony is if her plane were to crash she’d probably be the only survivor due to her silicone body suite.

Billy King

🤣🤣🤣 this is top quality comedy

Mrs. Yliana Chaleff

I think you may have summoned something while reading her post 🤣😳

Henry Chaisritha

She must have a demon or something. No normal human being would do this to themselves. God help her.

Dustin

Her spelling problem might actually be from Siri not being able to properly dictate her words due the way she pronounces through her duck lips. Btw thank you Joey for giving me a lead on the creature who stole my toolbox. I could only make out a silhouette at the time, but I’m pretty sure now she was the one rummaging around in my tool shed that night..

Dustin
>>85557951

I was thinking if one of those things lopped over to the side it might end up suffocating a child sitting in the seat next to her. Or worse yet if she’s sitting in the middle seat with kids sitting on each side, there could be a double manslaughter in that case.

Salim SMIRI
>>85557951

And she would not even notice, which would end into a double "accidental" manslaughter

Kalvin Mauve

For the first time I actually feel vomit begin to rise from my stomach just from watching something. They, the powers that be, the satanists, the pedophiles, the elite, (all the same thing) are empowering the mentally ill. These people need help, they need treatment. Do they get it? No, laws just get passed, in the guise of tolerance , that not only fuel and encourage their insanity , but give them power over the sane, in order to make the sane the minority.

Kalvin Mauve

Thank you Joey for keeping me sane and making me smile.

Online Gamer

I think I'm severely traumatized after knowing that this type of creature exists.

le kolega

omg gys! she boutu grt sued!

Vincent Thompson

That was like some strange combo of Swedish, English and some random Star Wars alien dialect.

White and right

This lady might be the most disgusting and sad creature I’ve ever seen, I can’t believe someone would do this to themselves, unbelievable, she is beyond gross and her spelling you can’t even read her made up words, people like this are ruining our society and people like this are the problem

Dustin
>>85557951

Yeah unfortunately people wouldn’t heard the kid’s muffled screams

Rad Racket

Dehumanize yourself, mutilate any human aspect of myself , and complain that the world is dehumanizing me When I’m the one who made myself a freak of nature The world majority needs introspective prospective Smoke trees and trip in mushrooms 🌬🌲

Amanda-Magdalena

How does someone this stupid get enough money for all these surgeries?? That shit's not cheap.

Eliska Mandikova

To be "dehumanised" surely you must at least resemble human being for human rights to apply to you. How messed up must person be to inflict this kind of damage to themselves.And how twisted the surgeons who proceed with those surgeries on person who clearly is not of sound mind.

William Tabor

“Perverts and the Caribbean” lol

Emre Uysal

Her brain is very small..

Jozef

Something bad happened to this thing, much sooner before that damage, I feel so *lucky* to be "normal". Seriously, i get so many questions just looking on this abomination What is going on in her head O_o Shouldn't be this classified as crime ? Who would like to have anything with it, the conversation or any other action must be pure pain .. going on ...

Kris Kobylski

The way they built her looks so rickety....🤣

Cady

Sad thing is that she was a lot pretty before she deformed herself. Whoever did her plastic surgery did a bad job and made her look like a freak

Richard Pryor

And suddenly Jessica Rabbit's shape seems realistic. Oh man.

Blondie F

I respectfully think that everyone can do whatever they want to their body. Everyone can look the way they want. But I dont think you should get on a plane with your boobs barely cover. Like I cannot go to a classy restaurant on a bikini. It's just common sense. I just think that her manners may be a lil bit trashy by the way she approaches.

Colin Klang

They probably should have kept her on the plane. If it crashes in the ocean it's guaranteed to float.

Ilya Kraev

I have a special type of loathing, which is heavily mixed with sadness and lamentation, for people who do that to their bodies. The concept of self love is so alien and nonexistent to them it is heartbreaking. And these are the extreme cases, just think how many moderates there are out there, living and hating themselves every day... And then that pours into the world as psychic poison.

shabaaz mastaan

Pretty challenging for her to type with those globes in front of her.

Bonwana

That made me laugh so much I nearly died

ban_the_bra

Laughing so hard 🤣😂🤣

L A
>>85637765

I really wonder what happened to her in her life to get her to this point.

Schmuckulon McFuckey

I think my brain shutdown after hearing her words!!!! GODDAMN!!!!!