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The Morning Rant #8: The Twerking Senator (Patreon)

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2022-07-09 10:00:04
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Today we explore an American senator who twerks for votes.

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Charlie

Termites...yes. We are in a free fall in this country. There is no parachute .

Alyssa Zulueta

This is so embarrassing, and it’s not professional.

joe lynott

Say what you want, but our founding fathers where light years ahead of their time. If you noticed, most if not all of the vermin validating this insanity in this video were all women. There is a REASON why at one time only property owning men were allowed to vote in this country, now here we are. It is no coincidence that this country started going down the shitter after women and 18 yr olds were given the right to vote. But we can no longer accept truth in this country and are in a complete state of denial. It’s no different than being strapped to a table and being stabbed with thousands of needles then being forced at gun point to proclaim how good it feels. Prove me wrong. I dare anyone to try.

Chris Goryl

Yeah you could fill a whole smart city with these people and probably will.

JohnL

They are scraping the bottom of the barrel for sure.

Darrell Price

This woman literally exploits her body for free publicity done wonders why everyone is focusing on her body. I can't believe that this woman is so completely unaware of her own motivations and actions. She's just ******** about people focusing on her body because she wants to perpetuate controversy. What a hypocrite

Fred Rogers

We New England folk barely acknowledge RI as a State. It’s Capital is a shithole, so I assume that is where she hails from. I won’t focus too much on her flabby body but I will point out the bruises in between her thighs that look like they’ve either been viciously abused or someone doesn’t like her, or both.

baronblood

The wildlife DID take over......exactly.....right on target......the real intelligent human leaving the fight for a more secure and easy end of their life.

Alan Orozco

The scary thing is that this is just the tip of the iceberg. Upcoming degenerates will be graduating soon.

Kosta Rossides

As soon as I first saw that video I was waiting for your take on it and you never dissapoint lol

Josh

What is with all the twerking these days? Whenever there is stupid shit going on someone is twerking.

wat50ever

We need to impose taxes/fines sanctions specifically on twerkers

Raynelle

"This girl should be scooping ice cream at Baskin Robbins." As I sat down to watch this with a cup of Baskin Robbins... nice.

Ali Seiffouri

“Electrolytes! It’s what your body craves!” (Idiocracy)

Helen Linz

This is what happens when a certain group of people are taught that they are victims and they can do no wrong. Absolutely zero accountability for bad behaviour; constructive criticism bounces off of them like rubber.

Martin Willis

Does anyone else have an allergic reaction to people twerking, like specifically spasms where you can't control your legs, and you just kicks twerkers in the ass as hard as possible? 😭🤣

Paul Joseph

How about this: Classless video aside, I wouldn't vote for her on the simple fact that she can't figure out why everyone is now discussing her body. If she can't understand that, she surely cannot handle political theory

Inveterate Crusader

Obviously this is inappropriate behavior for a senator, but what concerns me most is the fact that she's god awful at twerking. It looked like she got stuck in the ground upside down and her flabby ass cheeks were flapping in the breeze. She's so lazy and incompetent that she's not even good at being a degenerate.

Kris Kobylski

I cannot believe that the country I grew up in has devolved into this. When watching this I imagined it was the early eighties and I was watching the Evening News with Walter Kronkite along with my parents...this would have been the lead story, there would be calls for her to resign from the Senate, the country would have been agahst at any Senator or high profile political figures acting this way. Now the general reaction is meh..and we move on because we are desensitized to this type of degenerate behavior. Its a sad sad state of affairs folks and its time to reverse course, and it starts with solid parenting. If you are out there and have young children or are considering having children...do us all a favor and teach your children about morales, decency, respect for them selves and others. Dont be the type of parents your kids like, be the type of parents your kids respect and honor. In the end they will be much better human beings and society will be better off as we have more people that have an understanding what honor, integrity and self discipline mean. As always Joey thanks for providing a great take and presenting it in funny yet serious way that very few can pull off, keep doing what you do brother!

Josh Bell

If this behaviour spreads to the UK, I’m OUTTA HERE

Luisa Ortega

.....I am glad I am not living in USA....no thank you.

Kris Kobylski

Just rewatched and caught the fact that the commenter at 1:04 is crystalwhor3...this is what I am talking about in my previous post...teach your children to have some self respect. Im surprised that slipped by you Joey...even the greats cant catch all the degenerate behavior these days I guess..lmao

Jailynn Wright

Wait til you hear about what she advocates for…teaching children the positives of “self pleasuring” sex education.

Kirk Finnegan

This is not how adults should act and only adults should be elected to government.

Mr. Green

How did we let these turnips loose on the street?

Mavis Dracula

I'm not a conspiracy theorist at all but damn this stuff seriously makes me think there is some mind altering gas being released that makes people act like this and think it is all fine and good.

Malcolm Morton
>>87319135

I imagine all the celebrities get a heavy dose of it in the morning. Instead of "gassing a whiskey", they are "gassing a Nikki"

Bonnie Melinda

I know people here talk about the glory days of America, but let's be honest - this country was always a shit show built on the backs of slavery and it's Americas history that's lead us here. Americans are bred to fight in wars, work for corporations and consume products sold through sex, which at the same time is something that's so ironically taboo in this country, that when people get the opportunity for more liberty, they go ape shit due to the lack of education and morality in this society, thus acting like wild animals in heat. Even in my grandparents generation when people weren't twerking in the streets, they were so sexually suppressed and shamed by religion, they were going insane and couldn't even be helped because anyone who struggled with depression and anxiety got treated with shock therapy and lobotomies. So they had too many children since God judged anyone who used contraception with little to no idea how to raise or love them properly since the generation before that was even worse and now here we are - wondering how we got here on Joey B Toonz Patreon. God Bless.

Bonnie Melinda
>>87315602

I kind of wish I was taught about self pleasure in sex education instead of constantly told to "just say no." I was taught to basically be afraid of sex in every aspect and had no idea what an orgasm was. What I find scary is the kid I nanny told me that his sex ed teacher refers to boys as "penis owners" and girls as "vagina owners"..... it makes me uncomfortable just typing it

Austins138

By chance I rewatched idiocracy last night, and man we are just getting closer and closer to that future everyday. That’s terrifying to know

Stone Soup
>>87319670

I don't agree. Your perception of America is limited and focused solely on the negative. What country wasn't built with war? Many countries were built with slaves or atleast had a very poor working class that were shit on. America is going down because of its Puritan roots and obsession with image and independence. We are a very young country so obviously there is still hope. All the nonsense we see right now may be growing pains. As for your parenting comment, people in America in the 40s, 50s, 60s grew up with values and didnt not have some sort of blanket statement, bad parenting you refered to. Again America focuses on the negative making sure that younger people like you assume everything was awful when we were young. It isnt true in the least. It may not have been an ideal life but people were sooo much happier than now, oddly enough. Ultimately America is a culture of fads. It appears to be hard for each generation to create a base line of culture here.

Inveterate Crusader
>>87319670

Lol what? You're saying that you wish you'd been taught how to masturbate in public school, that America is and always has been a horrible country that was built on the backs of slaves, and that the sexual degeneracy of today is due to Christianity? Forgive me for being blunt, but if you actually believe all of that Marxist propaganda then you're part of the problem.

Race to the bottom

im watching the world in meltdown and enter the state of nature. IM sitting in my backyard prepping the fire for the firepit. We would all do better if we ignore all of these losers. One thing they hate the most is acting like they dont exist

Inveterate Crusader
>>87314172

I'm just saying that if she insists on twerking she need to twerk it right. Bad twerking just adds insult to injury.

Lisa Harrison

I feel sorry for kids growing up now, there’s no mystery, no intrigue. “Hi, I’m tit head, here are all my vastly complicated pronouns that no one really needs to know and also my arse, LOOK AT IT!”. Fucking glad I’m in my 40s and can have a good old laugh at it!

Steven Jobe

I used to live in Rhode Island and I can tell ya, this makes perfect sense. This is how the whole state rolls.

Bonnie Melinda
>>87319670

Well, lil piss bottle...I didn't say I wish I were taught specifically *how* to masturbate, but that it was a healthy option outside of abstinence and fear rather than having to figure everything out my own...yeah, wow, learning fully about my anatomy in school - what a crazy thought...meanwhile it's your mind making it weird over here as if there's no way to educate people on their bodies without actually "teaching them how"...ugh but sure, I'm the problem... As for the degeneracy...I said it was due to lack of education and morality, not Christianity. I never specifically mentioned Christianity once, but frankly I don't actually think you comprehended a word I did say. My point in bringing up religion was to say that these "values" Americans had weren't as healthy as you and Noko are suggesting. That generation was so suppressed and shamed for being sexual, but still encouraged to breed more kids than they could afford by the church, causing mental health issues that weren't talked about. It's funny you mention propaganda, when it's American history propaganda that makes you believe it's so great. To be clear, of course America has its good qualities. We have a lot of opportunity, food and clean running water for the most part and that's great, but the foundations America was built on was control catered to white men. And if you really can't see that then forgive me for being blunt, but you're living in a piss bubble.

Dan Wehnes

Can we please demolish all bridges and cut off all air traffic to that state so those people can remain isolated?

Steve Lacayo

Jesus Christ she make AOC look like genius

Inveterate Crusader

No need to tell me that I live in a piss bubble, believe me I'm very aware of that fact and I don't apologize for it. As far as your response goes, I admit that the language I used to describe your points was different than the language you used to make them, and I did that intentionally because that's how you counter propaganda. Self pleasure is a euphemism for masturbation which you can't teach someone about without also teaching them how to do it, and if you're talking about the impact of religion in the US, let's be real, you're talking about Christianity. Why use euphemistic and misleading language to make your points? If you think that Christianity is responsible for sexual degeneracy, that kids should be taught how to masturbate, and that the founding principals of our nation are racist and sexist then just say it.

Kalvin Mauve

When I saw the movie "IDIOCRACY" the first time I laughed. I never imagined it could possibly come to pass in my lifetime. A senator? Ice cream scooper at best. She is a sociopath and narcissist and without doubt one sandwich short of a picnic. This empowerment of the mentally ill is really disturbing. I just hope there is a billionaire philanthropist out there who will buy an island for people who just want to live and mind their own business. .

Kalvin Mauve
>>87334609

you should up the meds. It was unfortunate that your parents graduated past the masturbation class.

Amanda-Magdalena

I love these so much! At a time where everything is so hyper-sexualized, it's nice to see there are still men with standards and where everything doesn't have to be about sex. I admire you for that. There's so much idiocy on the internet, you can't possibly ever run out of material, unfortunately!

Georges

Hey Joey, my friend and I were watching, and he started talking about the lighthouse a minute before you mentioned it LOL.

Kalvin Mauve

"Society is like a stagnant pond. The scum always rises to the top" Kalvin Mauve

Kimberly Samaniego

Anyone else wanna put her and Candace Owens in the same room together?

Robin Johns

Politicians used to at least try and hide their depravity…. What happened?!

Emre Uysal

Twerking Senator 😂

White and right

This is diversity, you don’t see white women twerking in politics, there’s no low they won’t go, literally anything goes with these people, these people can’t be saved, half the country is this stupid, and we have to find a way to live with these people, I just wish Jesus would come back and save us from this crazy fuckn world, I feel so bad for young children and teenagers in today’s world, if I would have been a teenager in this world I probably would have been non binary or transgender but thankfully I was born in 78 so I remember the days before the internet

Em22
>>87378412

Fk that, we don't just learn to live W this bullshit... We mock and ridicule relentlessly. Because this whole "live and let live" pussified attitude got us exactly THIS. We need to stop accepting unacceptable behavior by any means necessary. #BringBackThe90s Some people just need a little bit of bullying in their life, bc if not they end up, well, thinking female politicians using assclapping for votes is OK. 🙄 This is the same as using sex to get a position. It's the SAME behavior by a different name and these women think they are different or "empowered" lol!!! GTFOH. She is the same trash bag that sucked to climb the corporate ladder, she just put it in different wrapping to make herself feel better about herself for being nothing more than a common street hookah 😁😉

nicholas power

Imagine if she just took a video of her at the beach picking up trash with a moon claw. # clean the beach for a green new deal. I bet no one would care enough to watch or support the cause…….. but a woman twerking on the beach…… now that’s senator material, you have all our votes 🙃

Steve T.
>>87314401

Boris Johnson should have done that when announcing his resignation. I'm now going to wash my brain out with bleach.

Blondie F

This is crazy, I wasnt expecting you were gonna say she is a senator.

Shadowy

This needs to end. I've had enough of these clowns. Senator is an imbecile

Wojciech Tolsdorf

Haha awesome. Next it's going to be Ted Cruz in speedos tea bagging mannequin dressed as Joe Biden. Idiocracy is here people.

Andy Cronshaw

The state of her legs wiggling about when you zoomed in on the lighthouse 😂✌️ fucking brilliant

Beeafraid

AOC your up next

Bonnie Melinda
>>87378412

Twerking isn't any more stupid than a white woman using guns to promote their campaign...

Blue

New here, catching up on old stuff 💙 funniest I've come across for SOME time lol. Thankyou

Malcolm Morton
>>87401703

Yeah, I agree, I don't think that would've peaked the "necessary shock value" for people to share it enough and spread the word.

Barbara T.

This woman is delusional, stupid and pretentious. And a senator! 😵

Tingle604

Please tell me she hasn’t actually been elected in.

Spooky
>>87343576

Never heard this quote before. So accurate. Thanks for sharing!

Cannotdoit

Who acts like this? These are our leaders. No!!! Absolutely not! I want a professional in office, not someone who acts like this.

Jayne Marshall

If she really cared about being 'green' the video would be of her picking up rubbish off the beach. Like I'm expected to believe she gives a shit about the environment from this. Yeah right.

times71

Barbara Bush doing this - spat my coffee over my screen!!!. and i joined about 2 mins ago.... this will be fun.

orfnqoewfoq

“Like an abandoned country where all the wildlife took over” 😂😂😂 That is pretty much America right now.

Niki Bradley

No one dare say anything about it. She’s a black woman always screaming that black women are oppressed. I’m sure if I did something like this I wouldn’t ever be hired anywhere. Keep “slaying” girls. Wow. 🤡

Niki Bradley

That mansion in the background needs some more windows 🤔

Amoolah Siraj

maybe she has a message or something and unfortunately this is the only way she would be heard? i don't know i was shocked that a senator would twerk but you know when i was little the was an Italian high official who was a porn star it was starting 20 years ago gradually

Sarah Stanton

Anyone know of countries taking American refugees?

Sunshine

Only in America…