Minamitsu Sunk My Battleship! (Patreon)

Perhaps you know her by her surname?

Minamitsu comes with an Item destruction counter, as well as the an option to use an Item as an Invocation. The obvious play is to 1-2 punch an enemy by slamming your Item into their face. Destroying your own resources is always risky though, careful that you don't get yourself in too deep.

Minamitsu's Spell Card, Ocean Region of the Greedy Dead, is all about drowning someone. You get a quality card draw, a middling damage big shot, and you reduce the quality of their draw for life loss. 

We keep making these characters that force us to do statistical analysis to make sure we're not doing something crazy. Here the spell card does an average of 1.85 damage and the average point value of your draw is 3.05. Effectively it filters Shoots and Grazes for you. Your chance of attacking for 5 damage is 0.56%!