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289 feeling fine, not blue, much like Eiffel 65 who just look Italian. We are pitching a new National Lampoon movie about slavery where it's sort of like Django Unchained but it's a comedy and it stars a woke white guy and it's basically Blazing Saddles but you couldn't make that today so instead we will be having Timothee Chalamet or Tsimfuckis play Mikey Miles. There needs to be a follow up to Surf Party and The Legend of Awesomeous Maximus the 300 parody they released in 2011. There will also be new cigarettes at the #TrumpDiddyParty

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GolfBaller

"Crash out" is what all my zoomer coworkers say when a coworker is swamped or a table is upset. "Eddie is crashing out", "Table 52 is crashing out", etc. Funny to find "crash out" make its way here.

yrov

half the feet, twice as sweet

Don Lasagna

I knew a guy from Roxbury he stole my bike and relapsed never saw him again but that white boy could rap

Dylan

in “woke slavery” John Brown goes to Harper’s Fairy, it’s a gay guy.

Samwell Ganges

I didn't know where else to put this but I'm telling all the Zionists I meet that I'm a LID (Liver of the Irish Diaspora) now.