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We are working on a Dave Matthews biopic called Crash about the time they crashed their tour bus and the spaghetti they were eating hit the ceiling and ruined the upholstery and also it knocked the cap off the sewage tank and it spilled on a boat and when they tried to have it fixed the mechanic just used it to do Uber and then unalived in the driver's seat. The sequel will be called Crash 2: Electric Boogaloo once Grantland can actually figure out who was the first to make that reference and if it was Dave Barry or not

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My lesbian Zionist blue lives matter cousin loves Dave Matthews Band

klarize

I went on a hinge date with Thomas Michael Massey but didn’t go on a second bc he gave me weird vibes. i guess Im just good at detecting these things. I discuss this all on my new Wondery podcast, Massey-cre. I’m quirky and took a psych class once

Minnesota_Cold

At Boy Scout camp when I was in like 6th grade they allowed us to shoot a black powder Blunderbuss rifle. It was so loud and hurt so much that we all had wrecked shoulders and tinnitus for the next 48 hours and it completely ruined the rest of camp for all of us who fired it. One kid had to go home (hospital) because he couldn't hear AT ALL well into the next evening. It was so f**king stupid and I was beyond furious at whoever invited the owner to come show it off.

tony

2: electric boogaloo is from it’s always sunny in Philly

Doug Cartel

Tonight, we're pranking Chris Kyle at the shooting range

Doug Cartel

Triggering memories of those AI videos of Somalian grandmas explaining the virtues of traditional marriage while skydiving

Millhouse

really missing out on jenkem vapes, big miss