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If you accidentally get the Paris Hilton cologne all over down there do NOT try to clean it off with Old Spice and then try to wash it all off in the shower at a house party. Just go down to where the Golden Retrievers are sleeping and get your coat and your shoes off the porch and go home

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Chief Redsauce

One time when I was a kid my stepdad got his ass kicked in the bathroom of a sports bar because he had been eating hot wings and then got the sauce on his dick when he was having a piss. He tried to wash it off in the sink, but some other drunk asshole came in, saw what must have looked absolutely insane, and made the snap decision to attack.

GolfBaller

714 was the OG area code in north Orange County, CA. 562 is the new one. I'm a cool kid.

Doug Cartel

I spitball stupid ideas in my head all day, marvel should pay me to say them out loud like those morons

Doug Cartel

What if Spider-Man was addicted to fentanyl? No wait what if his metabolism makes fentanyl useless on him and he thinks fentanyl addicts are just losers with weak morals and he becomes a john-bircher style psycho?

cl90

Aaron learning something new about gay sex nearly made me crash my car, best pod running

klarize

Particularly gross riffs here. Love it, thank you boys

Moe Ski

LMAO BC Boi here. I saw the story about the guy from Vernon and thought of you

klarize

Hang on, is 562 really the new one?? I’m feeling all unc with my 714 one now 🙁

Neeocents

Great episode! I needed this

Petrorenminbi

Diarrhea and vomit at the same time is a human screenshot

GolfBaller

Nah 714 is el classico. Youth is wasted on the young anyway.

Special Adeline

I'm a transgender who has sex with men so we both have Peters and even I didn't know about gay missionary I want to compliment it for ingenuity and mechanical prowess but it's also kind of assimilationist

Special Adeline

If it's illegal to fart on people in Canada then they can never make fun of US gun laws again. You guys don't have fart rights

Special Adeline

When I was in the junior psych ward there was an autistic kid who started "dating" a girl the moment she got in and then she broke up with him later that day in front of everyone at the dinner line and when he asked why she said "sorry but you're kind of retarded" (again, in front of everyone) and he said "whatever I have like 3 girls who want me lined up on the outside". Also he had been there for like months or something so even if that was true it's like buddy you're never seeing the outside again!