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The bellybutton holds a dark secret. In the Commonwealth giving a moonie to a speedie can get you thrown in gaol like a common bogan. You never see male mosquitoes because we are the male mosquitoes once fully exposed on Zionist Pervert Beach. The phones they sell at the bodega come with a stock keyboard that has a picture of your coworker as the background and a set of emotes of his face and a lock screen of you standing behind him holding your cock

🎼The B-52's - Theme for a Nude Beach

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Jacob

I made my alarm the alert music from Metal Gear Solid it's so nerdy but it's so loud and snaps me awake so quickly lol

Doug Cartel

Fucking hated cheerios and am still grossed out by them Floor food Just always finding them on the fucking floor

Sean McL

UK gun laws are restrictive because of one mass shooting of a school in Dunblane. The country is still stupid for having a royal family and is incredibly dumb in so many ways but this is like the one good thing it has done in decades

klarize

Shoutout to mhud’s morning stream for curbing my appetite when he plays Outlaw “mookbong” videos. Best weight loss program there is

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Morgan Boucher

My dad has MSA if he came to me and said I want to moon a car before I die I think I would have to help him out of honor

Alex Payne

Brother you triggered me deeply by putting in a random Teams notification sound towards the end lmao

Petrorenminbi

Fight or flight activation sound

Neeocents

In Russia speed camera moons you!