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Sorry we got Nightlagged and thought Daylight Savings Time was today and it went back 12 hours. It gets confusing because several of us work for three letter agencies and have to commute from Arizona to the Navajo Nation to make sure no one is planning to occupy Alcatraz again. Have you ever noticed that the first thing that gets worn out in a new car is the clock

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Warbs

Really feeling the cig butterflies story. My wife offered our son a nickel to pick up pinecone from the yard and he filled a 5 gal bucket up... it was around $40 and took him about 15 minutes. Not bad for an 8 year old.

Chief Redsauce

One time a guy I work with went home early and was telling people it was because he took too huge of a shit and it tore his asshole. I probably would have come up with something else, if it were me.

Minnesota_Cold

I brought my Latina girlfriend with me to the military so she could make my bed each morning. She sleeps in the bunk below mine and all the guys in the barracks are still hazing me by fucking her. I'm sure they'll stop eventually.