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Do you spin or does the duck spin? How much torque do you need? Duck Dynasty refused to tell us because it was a trade secret and they actually preferred Medium Fish with No Teeth. Definitely not a sturgeon. The Dexter of Molesters is a HERO and Sonic is the Burlington Coat Factory of former roller skate restaurants

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Vic Perry

I am as happy as a monkey with a peanut machine to see a new ep today

klarize

Fuck. “Dexter for molesters” is gold. Burned in my brain as soon as Alex said it

oats

You guys are so FOUL!!!!

Mortiis

Find somebody who loves you like Tom hates guys eating disgusting fast food

Doug Cartel

Yeah there's no way a pitbull looks at a Chihuahua and doesn't instantly think "squirrel"

Doug Cartel

"I don't fuck with ghosts. Shit's nasty"

Petrorenminbi

They had product in quotes because the McDonald’s ceo called the big arch a product in that hostage video ad

Ricardo Pleasure

my godfather is the ultimate customer service nightmare. he calls dominos and asks for it to be cut into "squares instead of pies", then when it shows up cut like a normal pizza he takes a picture, then eats the entire pizza, gets a full refund plus a coupon. which would normally be king shit but he's such a huge petty asshole. he's just out to ruin every cashier, waiter, and customer service rep's day.

sean e

My grandparents are from Toronto so I just became Canadian in December 🔥